What is Jon Hamm’s role in the new Top Gun movie?

Tom looking dapper

Idk what his role is but unless he’s dressed as Don Draper he’s not that hot to me.

Lady hips, new wig for Miss Tammy

Connelly looks pretty good, but still a little too skinny.

Her Oscar win is one of my least favorites.

Miles Teller is in this movie? He always looks like a big toe.

What a joke these people get paid millions to be in this garbage

Jesus, Tom look horrible! Has not aged well AT ALL.

Wow, turkey neck!

Didn’t this movie wrap principal photography before Covid 19? So Teller was probably announced in 2018. Meanwhile, the movie looks like a real turkey.

Where's Kelly McGillis?

[QUOTE] Her Oscar win is one of my least favorites.

Helen Mirren should have won that year for Gosford Park. Maggie Smith would have been a deserving winner too.

I wonder if Tammy's heels are higher than Jennifer's.

R11 she wasn’t asked to reprise her role.

R10 yes but COVID happened

[quote]Why is Mike’s Teller suddenly getting high profile roles again?

Top Gun 2's release was delayed due to Covid. It was filmed back in 2018, so was likely in development through most of 2017.

His real idiocy didn't hit until 2015 and the release of Fantastic Four.

I think Jennifer Connelly looks great. She’s 51. She deserved her Oscar for Requiem for a Dream.

Miles Teller is seriously unattractive.

Can’t Hamm put that thing in a fannypack??

R16 not what she won for

Jon Hamm's role consists of whipping out his big dick and slapping it all over Tom's face.

It's official: Tom Cruise's nose has now swallowed his face. It's like a black hole pulling everything in it's orbit towards it. Run, Jennifer!

[quote] "think Jennifer Connelly looks great. She’s 51. She deserved her Oscar for Requiem for a Dream."

Agreed. I've always liked her, though I don't think the win for the "A Beautiful Mind" was really warranted. If she'd been awarded for "Requeim" like she should've been, she wouldn't have taken it home for "A Beautiful Mind". I love that she's also in "Little Children", which is one of my all-time favorite films.

Tom's get at least 3 inches from the shoes.

And 10 inches from Jon.

R22 exactly. I’m digging his kitten heel.

Jennifer looks the same, but thin thin thin.

Jennifer always looks like she just arrived from the set of a sci-fi movie and forgot to change out of her costume

Why is everyone else in OP's pic stony face while Cruise is all smiles?

It looks more than odd and creepy.

Hamm looks a tad less of the fat drunk he was becoming, although he could be wearing Spanx and he is holding his head up at an angle which helps hide the face fat. Smart to wear light colored, tight slacks (and they are slacks, no other word to describe that blend of light wool and Lycra) that show off his restrained bulge because that will distract us from his torso.

Tom, looking like a fancy lesbian as always

I don't think Tom looks bad, he's just getting older.

Jon looks good. I think he's going to hit another stride coming up, especially if he goes gray.

Jennifer doesn’t look good! Too skinny, hair pulled too tight, always sour looking and wearing a construction worker’s vest to direct traffic.

Tom is relunctantly settling in to his dotage without a life partner. Its tough being elderly and alone, trust.

Miles Teller is like a thinner Jonah Hill in terms of annoying, overrated assholes who somehow keep getting work.

They look like wax figures

R33 Who says Tom is alone?

Tom looks like a bitch lesbian basketball coach. He’s had more work done.

R37 did you mean "bitch lesbian" or "butch lesbian?"

I've never gotten the appeal of Jon Hamm outside of Mad Men. He always looks like he reeks of sweat and nicotine. A fucking mess.

[quote]Jennifer doesn’t look good! Too skinny, hair pulled too tight, always sour looking and wearing a construction worker’s vest to direct traffic.

Jennifer Connelly was stunningly beautiful in the 80's and 90's. She got hard looking when she was doing A Beautiful Mind and Requiem for a Dream.

[QUOTE] She got hard looking when she was doing A Beautiful Mind and Requiem for a Dream.

Well, she was playing a heroin addict in the latter film.

How was she not nominated for that performance? I just pretend that her A Beautiful Mind win is really for Requiem.

What the fuck is Jennifer wearing?

[quote]What the fuck is Jennifer wearing?

Here’s a tip: if you ever see a gorgeous actress wearing something inexplicably hideous, there’s a 90% chance the answer is “Louis Vuitton.”

Nicolas Ghesquière’s crimes against Jennifer Connelly and Emma Stone warrant International Criminal Court investigation.

I follow fashion, and am also not a fan, R42. I'd love to see her in vintage Miu Miu (the collections of the last few years have been awful), Ann Demeulemeester, Jil Sander, or (select) Dries Van Noten. She could even wear Iris Van Herpen. But her affection for Ghesquière is unfortunate. The Vuitton look she wore to the San Diego premiere was also hideous, and way too warm for that climate.

He always looks like his mussy smells.

Tom would look fine if his hair was styled.

I agree that Jennifer's dress is hideous, but nowhere near as ugly as Miles Teller. Why is the industry still forcing this guy upon us?

It’s sad that Tom sold all his real estate to live in an ugly penthouse apartment in Clearwater, Florida. The cult is really sucking him dry

Of course he wasn't in the original, he was 16 or something

I read advance word on the new Top Gun was excellent. It was screened at a festival or for reviewers recently and there were raves. I'm serious y'all!

I think it’s gonna flop. No one seems interested at this point.

Is Hamm replacing Tom Skerritt as "hot older man"?

[quote] I think it’s gonna flop. No one seems interested at this point.

Disagree. For better or worse, it’s on track to be a massive hit.

I think Scientologists are forced to go see it , so there’s some money right there.

Tom is giving out a strong Tig Notaro vibe.

I thought Hamm just did commercials now. But then I remembered this was shot 3 years ago.

Waiting for Tom to put his foot in his mouth during interviews. Just a matter of time.

[quote] Where's Kelly McGillis?

Licking Jodie's beef curtains while staring at a photo of Whitney Houston.

Is anyone really going to see this? I won't even stream it.

Who wants to see Top Gun minus the homoerotics? I am assuming it's sexless this time around, because last time it was hilarious.

Who is "Mike's Teller"?

[quote] Is anyone really going to see this? I won't even stream it.

Well smell you! Of course people are going to see it. Top Gun was huge when it was released and made over 350 million dollars. This will be big with the Gen X crowd.

A lot of military people want to see it, like the last one. It glamourizes the military.

According to the credits, Hamm plays Master Sergeant Dickmatizer.

I heard he playing Commander Richard "Big Dick" Dickerson

He plays an old frat brother of Cruise's character who tried to light him on fire.

I’m Generation X. I will not be seeing this. Tom is too old and creepy for me.

Hamm's undergarments will win for Best Supporting.

I'll go see it as a camp event. The original is sexy and fun.

R65 savage 🤣

i can't wait to see this!

The long red 'penis' on Jennifer's dress is a not so subtle homage to co-star Jon's 'ham!' Girls just wanna have fun...

I saw a trailer at the theater yesterday, and the audience reaction indicated there’s definitely excitement surrounding the film. I remember seeing the original as a kid…but I wasn’t a huge fan because of the kissing.

This time around, I’ll have to figure out a way to not run up and lick the screen whenever Glenn Powell appears.

Hamm plays Tom’s son.

Hamm plays my father!

Hamm's secret agent name is Ten Inches of Fuckable Fury

Tom needs to lay off the Plastic Surgery...

He'll look good-ish in the movie as it was filmed three years ago. NOW he looks like bloated, filler injected shit.

E! Was just discussing this photo and speaking about how gorgeous Tom Cruise looks

I know since screenings happened a few years ago when it was originally supposed to come out many predicted if it’s a hit it will make Glen Powell a movie star. Supposedly he gives a charming, charismatic movie star making performance.

He recently was named as the biggest Rising Star at one of those festivals

Glen Powell has been an Almost But Not Quite for about a decade now.

If he doesn't hit with this, then he's probably striking out.

He is soon to be 34 years old. If it doesn’t happen now it won’t.

[quote]Jennifer Connelly was stunningly beautiful in the 80's and 90's. She got hard looking when she was doing A Beautiful Mind and Requiem for a Dream.

She got hard looking when she got together with Johnny Depp's great friend, Paul Bettany

He doesn't like women with any extra weight and he loves drugs

R79 he was pretty entertaining in Scream Queens and Everybody Wants Some.

I want some!

R84

I have to admit, Hamm looks damn good in uniform.

r2 I agree, I only found Hamm attractive in the early seasons of Mad Men.

Jennifer Connely would look so much better with her hair down. She was large breasted in the 90's, did she lose weight and lose them?

Jon Hamm plays the Kelly McGillis role--her character has transitioned in the 27 years since the last film.

R88 breast reduction.