3 Americans found dead at Bahamas resort

Miss Fenny Tenille strikes again!

Food poisoning?

[quote]Isn't Sandals know ad a stingers resort

is this supposed to say 'as a swingers resort' ?

I thought it was a cheap resort for straights

Tainted Goombay Punch.

It's not that cheap and it is all inclusive and I believe they ban children.

This sounds like bad drugs, as the deceased were observed "convulsing".

Wasn't there another island where Americans were dying while visiting? Dominican Republic? Has the serial killer found a new home base?

My understanding is these peeps were having a ouija seance and they got in touch with The Duchess of Windsor (she was the governer's wife during the Second War) who told them off in such shocking language that they were struck dead. The toothmarks of the pugs on their necks just adds to the mystery.

Sorry, yes, swingers.

The DR had a rash of Americans dying from bad alcohol despite it being covered up.

not a good look for a struggling industry!

Old, the sequel.

resort employees in dr replaced the liquor in recognizable bottles with their homemade hootch. killing dozens of unsuspecting tourists.

Just keep in mind what Aunt Ida said about the lifestyles of the heterosexual and all will be revealed.

R7, It was DR and it was from alcohol poisoning. I think the summer of 2019. Like 20 ppl died that summer.

I think it was pesticides. they used too much, it was toxic. One of the islands from years ago. I saw a report on the TV.

The number of Dominican Republic tourist deaths was statistically NORMAL. Sometimes U.S. news outlets pick up and run with a story about a few tourists dying in a seeming cluster. The truth is every year around 12 U.S. tourists die in the DR from road accidents alone.

It's not the pesticides, sanitation or foul play, we just feel better thinking death can be avoided with enough information. Just because you are on vacation doesn't mean you're safe.

^^ And we look for proof that brown-skinned people are either idiots or out to kill us.

R18

Racist

I had no idea Sandals resorts were still around!

[quote]Isn't Sandals know ad a stingers resort?

It was killer bees, obviously.

Drugs, duh.

Natural causes.

Chemsex gone wrong

[quote]3 Americans found dead at Bahamas resort

This is gonna save me a fuckload of paperwork.

Today at Sandals

Tip the housekeeping staff or you’ll get to experience the same voodoo curse!

[quote]Chemsex gone wrong

Nah, it was a hetero couple that died.

It was Kim Cattrall!

Dun dun dun

I remember the alcohol scandal, the resorts were using (knowingly or not) straight 100% alcohol/ethanol. Didn’t something also happen at a prestige Mexican resort?

This is really close to where the Fyre Festival was supposed to happen.

BYOB.

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“Toxic coolant leak”?

[Quote] "Nothing is more important to Sandals Resorts than the safety of our guests," the resort said in a statement.

Oops

R34 Freon is a very toxic chemical compound.

On their iPods:

[quote] “Toxic coolant leak”?

They're delicious!

I love how the alive victim is just staying on because that’s what the deceased would’ve wanted him to do lol

Synthetic drugs are increasing nightmares.

Since it is a stingers resort, I think they were stung to death!

[quote] Isn't Sandals know ad a stingers resort?

Once more, in English?

R20, you mean you're still not seeing their stupid commercials with that damn song from Dirty Dancing?

These places already looked like hell on earth. Now you may end up in actual hell (if you believe in that sort of thing) just from staying there.

Fentanyl

No it was a 65 year old couple who were getting progressively more ill from the freon leak.

They took a chill pill.

They were complaining that they felt ill the day before. This was clearly not a drug OD people.

Vacations, I don't know. If it's not one thing, it's another. Die of heat stroke or a killer cooling system. I think I'll just stay home.

So the guy reporting on this confiemed that 3 people died net door from the AC but he's going to congintue on staying at that place to complete his vacation. What a guy!

It was some cleaner they were using, which has also caused deaths in Mauritius and Comoros

Someone's about to get paiiiiiiiudddddd.

Negligent death lawsuit. I'm packing my bags as I type.

R53, But there's no whore or attention seeker involved.

Guests had complained about an 'insecticide odor'.

Cause of death revealed for three Americans found dead at Bahamas resort: report

[quote] Isn't Sandals know ad a stingers resort?

I don’t know, OP, but it sure sounds to me like three people done got stung.

Holy fuck, r50, proofread for god sake!

OP, a "stingers resort" sounds intriguing. It would no doubt serve something like the Scorpion Stinger Margarita pictured at the link:

½“ section Jalapeno Pepper

2 sprigs Cilantro

1½ oz Tequila

1 oz Cointreau

1 oz Lime Juice

½ oz Agave Nectar

In the glass of a Boston Shaker, muddle the jalapeno pepper and cilantro in the tequila. Add the remaining ingredients, with ice, and shake vigorously. Strain into a Margarita Glass. Garnish with an edible (or plastic) scorpion.