The Royal Shitstuff Thread Pt 2

[quote] On the Danish royal family’s Instagram, Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary say: “As parents of a child who goes to Herlufsholm, we are deeply shaken by the testimonies that emerge in the current documentary about the school. It is heartbreaking to hear about systematic bullying and about the culture of abuse and violence that many have been a part of. That is completely unacceptable. As parents, we expect the school to effectively ensure a culture where everyone is safe and part of the community, and we will in the coming time follow the changes that are obviously necessary”.

Btw, thanks Muriella for closing the former thread. Biaaaaaaaaatch. <3

So, what the fuck's going on at Christian's school?

The Daily Mail just got caught doctoring a Meghan Markle picture. They enlarged her jawline and changed her complexion while adding neck wrinkles. It makes her look angry. The original photo is nothing like the doctored one. The UK is fucked up lol

R4

Meghan Markle is fugly and ageing horribly, deal with it, Markle cunt @ R4.

Will Fredrik and Mary pull their son out of the school? Was he a victim or a perpetrator of said bullying?

If anything, probably a victim. Because if he were one of the perpetrators, his parents would probably have decided to refrain from PUBLICLY adressing the entire thing.

I doubt a prince will be a victim. Teh. again, the kids looks notjing like hi parents and looks like he might have fallen off the Dutch Royal Family's turnip truck. His head is gigantic.

I dunno r9. Prince Charles got bullied and insulted by his peers in boarding school.

But he sure had a lot for them to work with 😆.

R9 is alluding to Mary having had it off with some hot Dutchie who ultimately impregnated her.

Mary!

... Granted, Christian doesn't look like, say, Frederick, who is rather a gnome. (A cute-looking gnome, tbf, a gnome nevertheless.) But Queen Margarethe used to be fucking tall before starting to 'shrink' due to age. And in terms of his facial features, he probably takes after the maternal side.

Prince Henrik wasn’t ugly in his younger years. But he was obviously a friend of the royal chef…he ballooned.

What is Charlene getting out of that marriage?

I mean, she must get something -- ANYTHING -- out of that marriage, out of Fat Albert respectively.

r10 his father sent him to that poor -kids aristo school because his gay uncle wanted him used to saying yes or no without causing a fuss. Phillip's goofy ass decided to send the heir there to compensate for his shitty parenting, which equated to the staff raising Charles.

You can't place a royal prince that's not been properly socialized with a group of rough boys that act like they live in a Juvenile detention center and expect things to run smoothly.

I'm just sad that so many frumpy girls will be taking over kingdoms in this next generation. I'm excluding the Spanish royals who have produced beautiful princesses. Other houses seem to just leave them with the royal chefs.

^Ingrid Alexandra of Norway and Elisabeth of Belgium look just gorgeous. So does Victoria of Sweden. Please go fuck yourself, lol.

R15 I think Ingrid Alexandra of Norway is very pretty.

Maxima goes skydiving!

CP Mary curtsies to Queen Maxima! I love this shot. Looks like Mary is about to pull Maxima down to her knees.

Oops. The curtsy is the second shot in the link.

Where are the tiaras, ffs.

You've got them so wear them.

Here's the tiara parade for Princess Ingrid Alexandra's 18th bday yesterday.

Those tiaras are pretty meh.

How old is Ingrid Alexandra's unfortunate looking brother?

Can they marry him off to Catharina of the Netherlands or Elisabeth of Belgium?

Estelle of Sweden is too young for him, obviously.

Princess Elisabeth's dress is ultimate crap. Seriously, wtf is this shit.

The dress Ingrid Alexandra wore was previously worn by her mother Mette Maritte. I also thought it was not great. Good color tho.

The Dutch royal family have released their annual summer photos.

Crown Princess Catharina Amalia isn't bad looking but she's HUGE. The redhead middle sister Princess Alexia most resembles her mother Maxima. The youngest daughter, Princess Ariane has always been the plainest but she's now looking a lot better than I've ever seen her.

The Dutch princesses are all very attractive but it is a family of Giantesses. I don't like looking directly up WAs crotch in this shot. He needs better hand placement.

One of my favorite tiaras comes from Belgium - The Laurel Wreath Tiara. It can turn into a necklace too.

Queen Mathilde is one of my favorite royals too.

I like Crown Princess Elisabeth of Belgium. She's not a great beauty but there's something sweet in her face and how she presents herself. She seems like a shy and kind person.

I like her, too, R30, but that dress was a mistake. Not because it's a more modern style, but because that dress wears her and not the other way, it's way over the top. Stuff like that can be worn at some prom night but not at a state dinner.

Elisabeth at her first solo event. She tries hard but I don't think she succeeds here. The ringlet hairstyle is outdated and she should have had her hair up with that hat. The slit in her sleeveless coat dress kept coming apart and she had to hold it.

When she's standing and walking, that dress look great on her. When she's sitting and can't do anything about exposing the knees due to the dress's design - ahem, not so much.

From certain angles, Elisabeth looks like her grandmother, Paola.

The Danes pull Christian from his boarding school with tarnishes reputation. A strong move. Good for them!

Willem-Alexander and Maxima are in Austria these days.

No idea what's going on in this pic. Perhaps it's better not to know, lol.

Love Maxima's outfit she wore yesterday. But those red leather gloves (she's still wearing one in the pic) must have been terrible to wear, it was fucking hot here yesterday.

Today's outfit.

"Thank God I don't have to wear those silly blue and yellow national outfits like the girls. Hurry up and get this shit over with so I can go back to my room and plan my future coup for the crown".

I like Maxima's recycled gown.

^It looks great!

What a shame we didn't get to see one of the Royal House of Orange's tiaras, though. I guess they didn't want to make too much of a fuss. Nevertheless, Maxima rocks these grand tiaras.

Max looks like she’d be a lot of fun.

R41 - Maxima wore this tiara in Austria this week. I like her white off the shoulder dress. She doesn't care about her Rubenesque shape. She just goes for it! She's self confident.

Maxima's outfit is a little tamer today.

She rocks that tiara with the HUGE pearls, I'm a fan.

Crown Princess Elisabeth of Belgium was at the Catholic University of Louvain today.

Prince Nikolai of Denmark.

Nikolai's younger brother, Prince Felix of Denmark.

The brothers did their first joint interview.

Prince Vincent should have a growth spurt like his brother Prince Christian. They are only five years apart in age.

Queen Sonja Of Norway is 85 years old today.

Leonor of Spain looks like she's put on weight while she was away at school. Her face looks swollen. She may be going through an awkward teenage girl phase.

^ It's just the hairdo that makes her face look fuller than usual.

R53 - she's had the same hairdo for years.

No, she didn't. She has been wearing her hair loose for quite a while now.

R50, Vincent might take after his father. Christian is really tall. Frederick is a gnome compared to his eldest son.

Leonor looks strikingly like her grandmother, Sofia, imo.

^ Hopefully not her paternal aunts.

Leonor of Spain looks much better with her hair up.

Charlene of Monaco attended her first solo event since returning to Monaco.

R59 which is quite hilarious given the fact that Leonor's younger sister was named in honour of Sofia aka The Bitch Queen.

Yes Leonor favors her father and her cunt grandmother. She is very pretty.