Who are celebrities you can't imagine having sex?

You're kidding, right?

Zendaya looks like she'd spread her legs and foist 'em over her head for a Lancome swag bag.

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

R1

I assumed this was about celebrity couples. Whoops?

Agreed, OP.

Hugh and Deb

For some reason I would say Beyonce and Jay Z. She seems cold to me.

Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley

Taylor Swift

Shawn Mendes is now coming out of the Miami waters with his nails painted blue. Maybe he'll come out before his 90s after all

Marjorie Mains

Mike Pence and Mother

Thread over!

Nate Berkus & anyone

r9 Do you have a picture please?

Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine

Tom Hiddleston

R13, here's one of the photos of Shawn Mendes coming out of the Miami waters with his nails painted blue (there are more on the Shawn Mendes threads):

Oprah and Studman

[R8] I can imagine her being serviced while she looks into the mirror, with her music playing, but not regular intercourse.

*Stedman

Tom Cruise with anyone.

R11 some people use a bag over the head and a hole in the sheet

Nato, it is more straight and straight adjacent "queer" guys who are painting their nails than gays.

Pete and Chasten.

Just kidding! Just kidding!

In fact I think that Pete is jumping on Chasten like an elfin goat.

Donald Trump and Mel - too hideous to even look at and too fat to find his own dong.

Ivanka and Jared

Tom Cruise and anyone

Michele and Marcus Bachmann

Lindsey Graham

Oh my God, OP, your sick! There just children!

Lance Bass & anyone

I can easily imagine Tom Holland and Zendaya fucking. try harder OP

I can imagine Tom Holland fucking......a guy

R23, I bet they bump pussies.

English footballer poster-boy Jack Grealish, and his childhood sweetheart Sasha Attwood.

There's just...no vibe, anymore. They look like friendly cousins, or school mates, which really is what they always were. One of those next-door-neighbour family-friend couples legitimate puppy love for a few years in their teens. became enmeshed, then grew up and apart and into different people. stopped being intimate or honest, cheated and lied, but ultimately were too lazy and dependent to bother separating, not to mention too burdened with the secrets of each other to break up without a mess involving both families and sets of friends (and a football club). Then a big payday comes in, and complicates things further...

If they do ever have sex anymore, I reckon it's probably motivated by duty and guilt (at their young age of 26), sporadic, quite robotic and quick, the same sequence of the optimal but most boring moves. Probably closing their eyes and imagining someone else, someone who is a real partner rather than a combination of their handler/papwalk accessory/supplemental source of income. Someone who is crazy about them. Someone who is actually new and exciting, relevant to the person they are now rather than the kid they were in 2009.

Still, under duress from family and agents/managers, bet they'll be married with a child within the next five years, carry on cheating on each other (or at least, Jack will, with everything that moves, gender no issue), and create an entirely dysfunctional household unit built on alcoholism, shame, oil money, and Gucci. At least the babber they spawn will have the very best nanny and schooling and wardrobe that bougie ill-gotten Duba! money can buy, so there's that.

All of them .

Taylor Trensch and big-dicked ben Levi Ross, unless Taylor had a bag over his head and a gag in his mouth.

DL favorite Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine

I think Zendaya sexuality is a lot like it’s portrayed on Euphoria. Mostly aselexual , fluid. More attracted to girls. She wants to star in a Love and Basketball. Zendaya is one of the rare sexy people that don’t give off having sex vibes.

* lesbian version of love and basketball

[quote]Who are celebrities you can't imagine having sex?

You mean imagine them having sex now?

Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood.

Barbara Stanwyck and Robert Taylor.

I mean, beyond the "top" matter.

These two

Chris Evans because of his anxiety

I agree that Zendaya and Tom have no chemistry. Finally watched Spider Man the other night and it's just so odd. No heat between them.

Hey, can we get the Ben Levi Ross dick pics?