What Kind of Spontaneous Utterances Do You Make or Have You Made During and After an Orgasm?

I usually just keep screaming, "OMG, Ryan Phillipe, your dick is SO big!"

"You have WRECKED my bussy!"

R1 = Ryan Phillippe

I stick to the classic “Daddy, yes!”

Just leave the money on the dresser...

You know, dollars, pesos, meth, whatev...

Next!

"Mom, you promised to knock before you come in my room!"

I shout the word “Nasdaq” over and over again until I am to sensitive to thrust inside him any longer.

^^^ too

R8 = Elon Musk

Never, r10. Musk is a bossy bottom

"Alice is an ahistorical caricature!"

Pete Buttigieg always says to himself, "OMG, Mr. President you were amazing!"...as he rolls off

"Ba, ba, bomp, bomp, bomp!" in my amazing jazz vocalist style....

"Pon, bring me another goddamned Snack Purse and fuckin' hurry!"

A friend told me his sister came home early and caught his jacking off on his bed when he was in high school. He didn't have anything to cover himself up with, because he lying on top of the bedspread, so he panicked and rolled off the bed onto his stomach, but she was still standing in the door making eye contact with him. He finally just said, "Hi" to her.

That sounds like the beginning of thousands of pornhub clips, r16.

Hysterical laughter

“Oh my goodness!”

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

"Remember, you'll have soreness tomorrow, so you'll need to take some Ibuprofen when you get home."

R22 sounds like a proctologist or gastroenterologist.

If it's really good, and only if it's really good, I usually say so, something like, "That was really good."

If it was bad..."Uber, Lyft?"

[quote]sounds like a proctologist or gastroenterologist.

Big penis, after awhile you learn about the importance of aftercare.

"If you'll just sign NDA agreements, my assistant will help you find your clothes."

What a heavy sleeper.

Boom, bazooka Joe.

Hey bro' can I borrow your stick, I'm late for lacrosse?

"Oh Elizabeth honey, I'm comin' to join ya."

One guy used to call me Papi but only when he was close to coming.

Cum in my ass you fucking pig, keep slapping your balls against mine, DEEPER, I'm about to cum, keep going, keep going, I am getting close, FUCK ME!

I always say, "“Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars..."

Get out!

when I don't have a reason to be quiet.. it's ecstatic breathing, moaning, yelling.. more sound than words. arthritis might have killed my 'noids but I'm still a belter

Sometimes if a man hits my P-spot just right, I burst into "I Have Heard The Voice of Jesus"

"Slap Her, Willona!"

I took three years of French in high school, so once, I screamed, "Mon Dieu!"

Not me, but a hookup of mine did a countdown, T minus 3, 2, 1…

I can't think of anything I say regularly, but I try very hard not to use the "L word" too early in any context - no matter how mind blowing the sex.

I usually just caution them not to tell stories to the other teens.

Why the fuck did stay at this shitty Howard Johnson's?

It's prolapsing!!!!!

Good job, fag!

Oh God! Oh God! Don’t stop! Make Ginger pop!

Surrender Dorothy!!!

Pedica mihi pinguis ludibrium, puer. Pedicabo ego.

O DEUS!

Baptizate me in semine diaboli!!!!

Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you

ARE YA IN YET????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!

Haha, Cardinal Burke is my favourite 😄

A yelp and squeal like a horned up lapdog, before dramatically fainting like Aunt Pittypat in the Atlanta Bazaar, after Scarlett behaves like a strumpet by dancing with Rhett Butler while she should be in mourning for my poor nephew Charlie. Then, I tell all the men who have taken advantage of me 'you're such a beastly stud and you've owned my pussy like only a bull can own his whore'... Of course, I charge them extra for this, as well as kissing.

Signed,

Some of these are funny but it would have been interesting if people had answered seriously.

^ There's still time for you to share your personal experiences.

JESUS PETE!!!

^ Let me guess, a threesome with that Latino guy Jesus and and his friend Pete?

I have accidentally moaned my partner's name to a few hookups over the years.

[quote]"You have WRECKED my bussy!"

My Mama warned me that big brutes like you would want to ravage my precious fragile flower of womanhood...

And NOW YOU HAVE JUST WRECKED IT!

Oh, daddy!

Well, I don't think I'm very original or interesting or particularly sexy, which Is why I was interested in others...

...but it's usually something along the lines of: "Oh shit", "Oh fuck", "Fuck [bold]me[/bold]", or "Fuck, I'm coming"

"Your $200 is on the nightstand. Would you mind putting the wet towel in the laundry before leaving? Thanks."

Avigdor wait!

Papa, watch me flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Here I come!

I like to call my bottom a fucking whore. So I say, "Oh yeah, you fucking whore" and "what a fuck-ing whore..." and "take it, you fucking whore." They love it.

Once I screamed "Yahtzee!" when I came.

I wonder why he never called me again :(

🤪 you people coming up with these topics need something in your lives...

^ Look who showed up to judge.

Oh My Rajneesh!

Let Jesus fuck you! Let Jesus fuck you!

Boom goes the dynamite.

[quote] Some of these are funny but it would have been interesting if people had answered seriously.

Posing a personal question to strangers absolutely does not mean you deserve an honest answer.

Damn, Papi!

Or sometimes: Do you wanna go for round two?

Now go wash your dirty pillows.

How about some more Jesus Juice?

Oh Mother

Surrender Dorothy!!!

I sing The Battle Hymn of the Republic

I scream MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Victory!"

"ASSASSIN!"

"Oh, no, you did not.....?!!"

I'm sowwy I made your big dick spurt all over, Daddy...

I did NOT consent!

RAPE!

You owe me $7 million!

Someone hath loosed the fateful lightning of R77's terrible swift sword.

"Fire in the hole!"

I didn't make mine up.

"I have arrived. Oh how nicely i have arrived"

Tangentially, on topic. I once dated a guy who would go on, on and on "ooh baby, baby, yeah baby, ooooh etc." The first time I heard this, I thought he was just joking around so I burst into laughter. Then he sheepishly admits to me, post-coitus, that he's very vocal during sex. I had to stifle the giggles every time after that.

R86, you're an asshole and a bad lay!

I love guys who talk during sex in their foreign languages i don't understand.

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

“Now get out!”

R87 have we met?

MY FATHER!!!

“Here comes the tubbycustard!”

Is that an earthquake? No, it’s Ramon!

Here ya go faggot.

Oh Big Sam! It's so wrong for you to violate my white pussy with your big black cock!

FASTER! HARDER!

OMG, is that a turd I smell?

You're just an abusive, crazy old drunk man!

NEXT!... Come on, I don't have all day 😠

Open up the hanger...

here comes the airplane

^ Lol...

No. Wire. Hangers. Ever!