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Greatest Unintentional Camp Film of all Time

I once had a heated discussion with a well-known person about what constitutes camp movies (it wasn't Susan Sontag, eldergays). We disagreed whether a film becomes camp by aiming high and coming up really short or if a film's subject matter can make it a camp film. So here's a poll of films that I think were made by directors who wanted these to be awards contenders but they were so overheated they missed the boat and were laughed off the screen. Vote for your fave or post another contender in the comments.

by Anonymousreply 40May 8, 2022 1:30 AM

I almost picked Valley Of The Dolls, but had to go with Plan 9 From Outer Space, because a) star Bela Lugosi died shortly after filming one or two scenes. "His" other scenes were a chiropracter with a cape shielding his face. and b) the commander of the spacecraft (Bunny something) is the gayest gay that ever gayed.

by Anonymousreply 1May 7, 2022 2:37 AM

Anything but Mommie Dearest which is a fabricated hit job. Thankfully Joan's legacy has been restored since then and everyone knows Mommie Dearest is about as factual as Amber Heard's sob stories.

by Anonymousreply 2May 7, 2022 2:40 AM

All of these make me laugh when I watch them. Julia Roberts is so bad in Sleeping with the Enemy and we all know Madonna can only play herself and Susan.

by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2022 2:42 AM

Of the ones I've seen, the "best" is Valley of the Dolls; it sustains the camp all the way through to the end. Mommie Dearest is a close second; it has bigger belly laughs, but the last twenty minutes or so are dull.

I don't consider Sleeping with the Enemy to be camp.

by Anonymousreply 4May 7, 2022 2:44 AM

Skidoo, skidoo...

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by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2022 2:45 AM

Why is Sleeping With The Enemy camp?

by Anonymousreply 6May 7, 2022 2:47 AM

The Silence of the Lambs

by Anonymousreply 7May 7, 2022 2:48 AM

The Swarm should have been included for this scene alone with our Dame Livvie.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 7, 2022 2:49 AM

Good options. I had to go for Mommie Dearest. Faye Dunaway gave it her all and it was too much.

by Anonymousreply 9May 7, 2022 2:50 AM

R6, Sleeping with the Enemy is hilarious. It might be Julia Roberts' most inept performance, which is saying something. Every move of the screenplay is telegraphed way in advance. The audience howled when I saw it when it was first released.

by Anonymousreply 10May 7, 2022 2:50 AM

Soooo bad

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by Anonymousreply 11May 7, 2022 2:52 AM

I think Mommie Dearest had the best campy lines. “I said no wire hangers ever!”, “Christine get my ax!”, “Don’t fuck with me boys!”

Delicious.

by Anonymousreply 12May 7, 2022 2:55 AM

I can only assume the people dissing Sleeping with the Enemy are the usual Julia haters. It's hardly great art, but it's not camp.

by Anonymousreply 13May 7, 2022 2:56 AM

Vampira was a better actress than Julia Roberts and Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 14May 7, 2022 2:58 AM

Crash (the Racism Is Bad one that won the Oscar) is super camp.

by Anonymousreply 15May 7, 2022 3:04 AM

Plan 9 from outer space - Criswell was the apotheosis of camp. It's unfathomable how camp he was. Cosmic camp. Made Walter Mercado seem normal.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 7, 2022 3:05 AM

Do people realize that the Madonna version of "Swept Away" (which no one saw) is a remake of a highly regarded Italian film by Lena Wertmuller from the 70s?

[quote]Was chosen by Premiere magazine as one of the "100 Movies That Shook the World" in the October 1998 issue. The list ranked the most "daring movies ever made."

I find it weird that people only know the unwatchable Madge version.

by Anonymousreply 17May 7, 2022 3:06 AM

R12 Your quotation skills are atrocious

by Anonymousreply 18May 7, 2022 3:09 AM

Was Battlefield Earth "unintentionally" campy? That whole movie is a mystery to me.

by Anonymousreply 19May 7, 2022 3:09 AM

Eh, Sleeping with the Enemy was fine.

by Anonymousreply 20May 7, 2022 3:09 AM

R8, I don't think Irwin Allen had any aspirations for The Swarm to be more than a box office hit.

by Anonymousreply 21May 7, 2022 3:12 AM

Agreed, r17 - the original Swept Away is a magnificent film.

by Anonymousreply 22May 7, 2022 3:12 AM

Sleeping with the Enemy

Is that the movie where she talks about roast lamb, baby peas, that bread you like and peach chutney like she's talking to a kindergartner? And where her husband barely slaps her face and she goes flying across the room as if there had been an explosion?

by Anonymousreply 23May 7, 2022 3:12 AM

I love Sleeping with the Enemy. I don't consider it camp. It's got some cheesy aspects, like the "let's-throw-in-a-music-montage-like-Pretty-Woman" and Kevin Anderson's character is as creepy and controlling as Patrick Bergin's character, but Julia's star power really carries the film.

by Anonymousreply 24May 7, 2022 3:12 AM

Of that group it has to be Mommie, because camp is sometimes described as, "Straight people trying to be serious but failing". Everyone involved thought they were going to sweep the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 25May 7, 2022 3:13 AM

R24, I think Sleeping rivals Mary Reilly and Stepmom as Julia's worst film/performance.

by Anonymousreply 26May 7, 2022 3:15 AM

That Kevin guy is very creepy. But at least his eyes don't bug out of his head in rage like the husband.

by Anonymousreply 27May 7, 2022 3:16 AM

I'm not a Julia Roberts hater--I've mostly been indifferent to her all these years--but I do think future film fans will regard her as a rather strange curiosity. Many of her performances are weirdly mannered and over-the-top (and definitely approach camp).

I also think she's improved over time, or at least become a little more authentic onscreen.

by Anonymousreply 28May 7, 2022 3:21 AM

Imagine Julia Roberts' career if she didn't have more teeth than any known human.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 7, 2022 3:35 AM

The Room in a knockout. You're tearing me apart!

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by Anonymousreply 30May 7, 2022 3:37 AM

"Gone Girl" should've been one of the options, OP.

by Anonymousreply 31May 7, 2022 4:31 AM

No love for Body of Evidence? Madonna is so...Madonna-y in it.

by Anonymousreply 32May 7, 2022 7:44 PM

I'm surprised Hush starring Jessica Lange and Gwyneth Paltrow never took off as a camp classic.

by Anonymousreply 33May 7, 2022 7:55 PM

The Apple is the great camp musical.

by Anonymousreply 34May 7, 2022 10:55 PM

Does anyone remember the Stallone-Parton comedy Rhinestone? It deserves to be on any camp movies list.

by Anonymousreply 35May 8, 2022 12:30 AM

Faye was the absolute worst. So over the top.

by Anonymousreply 36May 8, 2022 12:54 AM

I must be the only person on earth to think that Mommie Dearest is a solid film and not campy at all.

by Anonymousreply 37May 8, 2022 1:01 AM

R37, have you ever seen it with an audience of gay men?

by Anonymousreply 38May 8, 2022 1:20 AM

[quote] “Christine get my ax!”

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 39May 8, 2022 1:22 AM

I think [italic]Mommie Dearest[/italic] is good [italic]and[/italic] camp as fuck.

Before it came out, I was expecting an Oscar contender in terms of quality, based mostly on that fact that Anne Bancroft had been cast first. But when I finally saw it, there were points where I almost laughed out loud.

The camp is brilliant and insane, but there are also scenes I find genuinely well done, such as the one where Joan opens up to Christina about the state of her career and her worries for the future.

by Anonymousreply 40May 8, 2022 1:30 AM
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