I once had a heated discussion with a well-known person about what constitutes camp movies (it wasn't Susan Sontag, eldergays). We disagreed whether a film becomes camp by aiming high and coming up really short or if a film's subject matter can make it a camp film. So here's a poll of films that I think were made by directors who wanted these to be awards contenders but they were so overheated they missed the boat and were laughed off the screen. Vote for your fave or post another contender in the comments.
Greatest Unintentional Camp Film of all Time
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 8, 2022 1:30 AM |
I almost picked Valley Of The Dolls, but had to go with Plan 9 From Outer Space, because a) star Bela Lugosi died shortly after filming one or two scenes. "His" other scenes were a chiropracter with a cape shielding his face. and b) the commander of the spacecraft (Bunny something) is the gayest gay that ever gayed.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 7, 2022 2:37 AM |
Anything but Mommie Dearest which is a fabricated hit job. Thankfully Joan's legacy has been restored since then and everyone knows Mommie Dearest is about as factual as Amber Heard's sob stories.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 7, 2022 2:40 AM |
All of these make me laugh when I watch them. Julia Roberts is so bad in Sleeping with the Enemy and we all know Madonna can only play herself and Susan.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 7, 2022 2:42 AM |
Of the ones I've seen, the "best" is Valley of the Dolls; it sustains the camp all the way through to the end. Mommie Dearest is a close second; it has bigger belly laughs, but the last twenty minutes or so are dull.
I don't consider Sleeping with the Enemy to be camp.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 7, 2022 2:44 AM |
Why is Sleeping With The Enemy camp?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 7, 2022 2:47 AM |
The Silence of the Lambs
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 7, 2022 2:48 AM |
The Swarm should have been included for this scene alone with our Dame Livvie.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 7, 2022 2:49 AM |
Good options. I had to go for Mommie Dearest. Faye Dunaway gave it her all and it was too much.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 7, 2022 2:50 AM |
R6, Sleeping with the Enemy is hilarious. It might be Julia Roberts' most inept performance, which is saying something. Every move of the screenplay is telegraphed way in advance. The audience howled when I saw it when it was first released.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 7, 2022 2:50 AM |
I think Mommie Dearest had the best campy lines. “I said no wire hangers ever!”, “Christine get my ax!”, “Don’t fuck with me boys!”
Delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 7, 2022 2:55 AM |
I can only assume the people dissing Sleeping with the Enemy are the usual Julia haters. It's hardly great art, but it's not camp.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 7, 2022 2:56 AM |
Vampira was a better actress than Julia Roberts and Madonna.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 7, 2022 2:58 AM |
Crash (the Racism Is Bad one that won the Oscar) is super camp.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 7, 2022 3:04 AM |
Plan 9 from outer space - Criswell was the apotheosis of camp. It's unfathomable how camp he was. Cosmic camp. Made Walter Mercado seem normal.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 7, 2022 3:05 AM |
Do people realize that the Madonna version of "Swept Away" (which no one saw) is a remake of a highly regarded Italian film by Lena Wertmuller from the 70s?
[quote]Was chosen by Premiere magazine as one of the "100 Movies That Shook the World" in the October 1998 issue. The list ranked the most "daring movies ever made."
I find it weird that people only know the unwatchable Madge version.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 7, 2022 3:06 AM |
R12 Your quotation skills are atrocious
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 7, 2022 3:09 AM |
Was Battlefield Earth "unintentionally" campy? That whole movie is a mystery to me.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 7, 2022 3:09 AM |
Eh, Sleeping with the Enemy was fine.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 7, 2022 3:09 AM |
R8, I don't think Irwin Allen had any aspirations for The Swarm to be more than a box office hit.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 7, 2022 3:12 AM |
Agreed, r17 - the original Swept Away is a magnificent film.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 7, 2022 3:12 AM |
Sleeping with the Enemy
Is that the movie where she talks about roast lamb, baby peas, that bread you like and peach chutney like she's talking to a kindergartner? And where her husband barely slaps her face and she goes flying across the room as if there had been an explosion?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 7, 2022 3:12 AM |
I love Sleeping with the Enemy. I don't consider it camp. It's got some cheesy aspects, like the "let's-throw-in-a-music-montage-like-Pretty-Woman" and Kevin Anderson's character is as creepy and controlling as Patrick Bergin's character, but Julia's star power really carries the film.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 7, 2022 3:12 AM |
Of that group it has to be Mommie, because camp is sometimes described as, "Straight people trying to be serious but failing". Everyone involved thought they were going to sweep the Oscars.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 7, 2022 3:13 AM |
R24, I think Sleeping rivals Mary Reilly and Stepmom as Julia's worst film/performance.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 7, 2022 3:15 AM |
That Kevin guy is very creepy. But at least his eyes don't bug out of his head in rage like the husband.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 7, 2022 3:16 AM |
I'm not a Julia Roberts hater--I've mostly been indifferent to her all these years--but I do think future film fans will regard her as a rather strange curiosity. Many of her performances are weirdly mannered and over-the-top (and definitely approach camp).
I also think she's improved over time, or at least become a little more authentic onscreen.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 7, 2022 3:21 AM |
Imagine Julia Roberts' career if she didn't have more teeth than any known human.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 7, 2022 3:35 AM |
"Gone Girl" should've been one of the options, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 7, 2022 4:31 AM |
No love for Body of Evidence? Madonna is so...Madonna-y in it.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 7, 2022 7:44 PM |
I'm surprised Hush starring Jessica Lange and Gwyneth Paltrow never took off as a camp classic.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 7, 2022 7:55 PM |
The Apple is the great camp musical.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 7, 2022 10:55 PM |
Does anyone remember the Stallone-Parton comedy Rhinestone? It deserves to be on any camp movies list.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 8, 2022 12:30 AM |
Faye was the absolute worst. So over the top.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 8, 2022 12:54 AM |
I must be the only person on earth to think that Mommie Dearest is a solid film and not campy at all.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 8, 2022 1:01 AM |
R37, have you ever seen it with an audience of gay men?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 8, 2022 1:20 AM |
[quote] “Christine get my ax!”
Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 8, 2022 1:22 AM |
I think [italic]Mommie Dearest[/italic] is good [italic]and[/italic] camp as fuck.
Before it came out, I was expecting an Oscar contender in terms of quality, based mostly on that fact that Anne Bancroft had been cast first. But when I finally saw it, there were points where I almost laughed out loud.
The camp is brilliant and insane, but there are also scenes I find genuinely well done, such as the one where Joan opens up to Christina about the state of her career and her worries for the future.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 8, 2022 1:30 AM |