How many of you bitches are drunk right now?

hungover yes, but not drunk unfortunately. check with me later though.

I wish. Sobriety is overrated.

How could I possibly be drunk right now? I’m driving.

Are you sure that's not just douche, alky-op?

Drunk AND high, riding a dildo.

Susana Balbo Rose of Malbec 2021, Argentina. Momy wine.

Im typunh drank.

Seriously considering it. Waiting for nuclear annihilation is a bit unnerving.

I fucking wish.

Don't drink. Did quite a bit of it during younger days.

I am getting drunk right now. Not drunk yet.

It's barely after noon here in Los Angeles county. I'm at work so sadly, no.

Some of my most inspired, best work has been done when I was three sheets to the wind R11.

I don’t drink much anymore. I went out with friends last night and had some margaritas for Cinco. I was tipsy after one. I have no clue how only several years ago I used to function at work after evenings of clubbing.

Kahlua and Bailey's Irish Cream mixed with vodka. On ice.

Splendid!

The tap water tastes foul here today (torrential downpours throw off the water treatment plant - it's safe to drink, just gross). At 9 am this morning I considered this a sign that I should day drink. Did not follow through. Bought 2 gallons of drinking water instead. But I promise to start drinking before 5pm.

What are you having, R15?

Drinking as fast as I can

Well first I am not a bitch you asshole. I haven't been drunk in probably 40 years, I haven't drank in probably 30 years, drinking was never a problem for me, I just don't like it that much. Why would I do something that I don't like. I don't have a problem with people who do drink but drunks can be annoying to be around. You think you are brilliant, entertaining and funny but you aren't. Just don't drive, that is all I ask.

R18 is a sober asshole bitch.

R18 is what you would call a "dry drunk."

They're always angry.

No, R18 is simply a CUNT.

Meant to buy wine earlier, but forgot. Oh, well. I’ll just huff some paint.

gettin there.

Just inserted a vodka soaked tampon up my asshole!

just starting. Hope to be wasted by 8 or 9 pm.

Soon.

It's cocktail time!

Chardonnay time!

Having my 1st glass as I type.. unfortunately it’s also 7:40am where I am.

Rofl R29.

It's going to be a very long day.

R19 R20 and R21 as I said previously You think you are brilliant, entertaining and funny but you aren't. Have fun with your hangovers

Allow myself 1 night a week to drink. I usually do it during the week when the bars aren’t insanely crowded. After abstaining during the pandemic, it’s good to engage again with the bar scene. But also learned to like being healthy and not hungover during the pandemic. Boring vs healthy - still haven’t figured it out after all these years.

Gentlemen and Gentlemen, please allow me to check-in and update y'all as to my condition.

Currently enjoying my journey to being drunk again, joining some of you in this endeavor.

Just thought I should give some closure to my response at R1.

For the record, it's vodka cranberry.

Not drunk but I had a glass of wine. For six fucking years I didn't touch alcohol because I have mental problems and the official line is that drink makes it worse. And for all 6 of those years I was anhedonic, angry, miserable and prone to horrific mood swings. Just said fuck it last week and started to drink moderately again.

I am not drunk. I have just arrived in the UK: the booze here is astronomically expensive, so I am considering my position, being more of a cheapskate than a drunk.