Susan Sarandon to be digitally removed from "Thelma and Louise"

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Meryl

lol.

This being Datalounge, some people probably wish you weren't joking, OP.

MISS Dunaway!

This would be the perfect role for Jennifer Lawrence and perfect time time to resurrect her career.

Roger Rabbit

Zombie Arlene Golonka

The article is already gone.

If I recall from Twitter last night, it was pulled long before you posted this thread. It was replaced by something stupid by Miles Klee.

Cher like it was supposed to be.

Well, hello!

Viola Davis!

Andrea Thomas as Edith Prickley.

Debra Messing, of course.

Marge Greene.

Oh dear, r12.

Lucille Ball.

Liberace

The obvious choice. She should have played it in the first place.

The better choice.

Mayim Bialik or Lens Dunham

Hillary

How about DL fave Jaclyn Moore?

Miss Diana Ross in the role she was meant to play!!!!!!

Will Smith

Joyce DeWitt. Throw her a bone!

Harvey Fierstein.

"Susan Richardson! Here's my headshot!"

For an extra 20k I'll even show my big tits

Lizzo. Representation is everything!

Marilu Henner. She'll have the script memorized and they can shoot it in a jiff.

Jodie Foster

Christopher Plummer!

This could be Viola’s comeback vehicle 🚗 and her haters would get a little bonus at the end

The Pine-Sol lady. I think she has the confidence needed and clearly has experience cleaning up messy situations. And I suspect they could re-shoot the ending because I can’t see her driving off a cliff because a crazy white lady thinks it’s a good idea. I bet she’d have a better plan.

Flo, from Progressive. Just because.

Susan Dey

Miss Piggy. For reasons well known to her.

Jodie Foster is the only one who'd be believable reacting the way Louise did to her rape.

^ *To Thelma's attempted rape.

A trans woman of color

Is Faye available? Or too busy screaming at valet attendants to do the voice overs?

R18 It's been done! (At 7:41)

The choice is obvious. RuPaul. End of. Done and dusted. He will drive that car to a sequel!

Kevin Spacey

Jill Stein.

Madame

Miss Judy Landers!

^ Or Charlene Tilton

The Divine Hologram

Make it Thelma Ritter and Louise.

Joan Crawford

Julianne Moore

I was offered thish at the time I shoulda accshepted!

Amanda "Honey Bunny" Plummer

Cher. She turned down the part of Thelma to do " Mermaids" (thank the gods, as it's my most-watched Cher film), but she could be Louise just as well.

Arlene Golonka.

Laverne Cox could bring a more feminine touch to the role.

Marge Simpson.

Porky from The Little Rascals.

O'tay?