Is it true that gay men are embarrassed about burping and farting in front of people?

Everyone is, you idiot.

Okay maybe Johnny Depp isn't.

ANY civilized person is embarrassed about doing such things in front of other people.

Are you kidding me?

Fags pay money for my farts.

OP, if you're going to troll at the tard level, you should be asking them when they eat ass, can they tell what was the last meal their partner(s) had...

Yeah, but we're ok with cumming in front of people 😜

R1, where'd you hear that about Johnny Depp?

My 8-year old nephews thought it was hilarious. It made me so glad not to have kids.

r6 I'd disagree with r1 throughout the trial, it's looked as if he swallowed a fart.

Yes it is true.

Don't know

Yes.

Bump.

In Russia, as crude as they are, burping and farting is considered extremely rude, even within your own family. Uncouth Americans on the other hand giggle and laugh like little school girls. Guarantee most Trumpeters are in that camp.

Weird question

Smelly

A certain American President certainly was embarrassed when he sharted in front of One!

Covert scat troll.

Break wind

The name of my historic hilltop property is known as the Passing Winds.

Cut the cheese.

Queef

I would never pass wind in the presence of another.

OP, most adults over the age of 22 are embarrassed by passing gas in public. It has nothing to do with sexual identity.

I make 200K a year writing fart porn.

My coworkers WISH I was embarrassed.

It isn't spoken about.

It doesn't happen in movies.

Farts get me hard

Nope.

Yes!

Some are

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David

Prissy fems do. Most men couldn't care less about it. A lot of fems act like women, they even take pride in hosting dinners. It's embarrassing.

Stinkhole

Oh, my sainted aunt.

My partner and I fart in front of each other sometimes. We don't care. I fart in front of all my friends too. Not usually smelly ones and never at a meal or woman. Mostly in the morning on vacations or long weekends. Men fart.

Usually one can telll a fart is imminent unlike some burps, right?

My burps catch me by surprise oftentines. Others here experience this also?

[quote] burping and farting

The releasing of esophageal gas is a minor social faux pas amongst friends.

The releasing of intestinal gas is a major social faux pas. You need to quickly leave the room and never darken your friend's door again. Never!

I remember being out drinking with straight guys and they were fartng indiscriminately while talking. I found this very surprising at the time as I thought it was so rude - silly little fag as I was!!!!

[quote] fartng indiscriminately while talking

Were they natural releases of gas? Or were they forcefully expelling the gas because they were getting drunk and they thought it funny?

When I was in high school I would sit in the toilet cubicles of the gym after school to hear the jocks fart, piss and shit and sometimes jerk off. The sensation was indescribable. The wonderful rutty teenage smells these mascular str8 jocks produced were ambrosial to me a chubby, effeminate, unattractive faglet. I would jerk off for hours in the toilet and once even scarfed down a load I found in the bowl. Yeah I’m that slutty.

I immediately lose all interest when a guy I like farts in front of me. Is that weird?

Old people lose the ability to control their facts. Can you imagine what Congress and the Oval Office smell like?

You mean our leaders fart, too?

Bro I love farting and burping , but I'm masculine, bisexual, muscular and good looking, I work out 6-7 Days a week with all the protein drinks and shit I'm constantly ripping ass with my workout buddies and laughing about it

I even have a shirt that says DANGER FARTS WITHOUT WARNING

I even think it's great if girlfriends of mine let go and fart and burp around me, instead of being embarrassed by it, we all fart

Of course stereotypical gay guys are embarrassed by it, I'm bisexual because I like MEN

R45 belongs in the shop bottom thread.

I don't understand the question.

Do you suppose Frenchmen fart? My friend says yes, because they eat a lot of cheese.

Stinkbomb

My partner certainly isn’t…

R50, that runs against the grain of the usual DL protestation that "my partner of 23 years and I have neve committed such a vile and revolting act together in the same room in all that time. Never, I tell you!"

Weird question

I have a feeling the OP is a straight troll.

R53 why?

Bodily functions are hot

[quote] burping and farting

It happens while sleeping. The brain lapses into unconsciousness but the oesophagus and intestines have to keep on churning constantly.

Waking from sleep unleashes all that captured gas.

Not this one but I am elder gay so I am invisible anyway!

You may be invisible, R57, but are you inaudible and unsmellable?

Only ugly people burp and fart in front of people.

OP- First of all I don't FART

I pass wind

One of my best friends has been married to his husband for 11 years and says they have never once farted in front of the other. My friend said that if his husband ever farted in bed, it would be the beginning of the end.

It’s gross and self absorbed, no one wants to smell your ass.

[quote] First of all I don't FART. .... I pass wind

I release intestinal gas.

If I can't fart in my own house where in the hell do you expect me to fart?

Not embarrassing. You know what is though? When you burp & it smells like a fart because you just rimmed someone.

Never

Everyone thinks if funny when they fart but when I do it and tell them it was more than that, it was a "wet" one. Suddenly not funny. Same smell, both are natural body functions. Just saying. You all are body function hypocrites.💩

^ one time my dad sharted (before I knew the term) & even though he was always known for farting, the fact I pointed out this one caused him to fly into a rage!

True

Yesz

Bump

Yes

It's not our JOB to educate you OP. You need to do the work yourself. Your question is LITERAL VIOLENCE!

Let’s discuss the tendency of gay men not to want to change baby’s diapers in public OP. Much more pressing: parody post?

I make doo doos in my pants.

Arnhhhhhhh!

Always light a match after poo pee doos.

One of the first things my bf said to me was he couldn't fart around me. That has to be true love right? That was before telling me about a childhood experience where he went to an overly religious friend's house and he farted so loud at the dinner table that the parents threw him out. When he eventually felt comfortable farting around me he always did his best Rodney Dangerfield impression "Did someone step on a duck?"

I enjoy farting around people. I especially love doing silent but deadly ones.

I think most couth people are. Who wants to do this in front of others?