OMG! Sydney Sweeney does it again!!!

Sydney's PR person is back! Woo hoo!!!!

LOVE

[quote]She’s channeling Britney circa 2003. I’m here for it.

Too bad the theme was the Gilded Age.

OP, the theme is the Gilded Age, not I'll Show You My Breast Implants Before Dinner and You Can Eat Me Minge in the Horse Drawn Carriage as we Glide Through Central Fucking Park After We Genuflect to Mother Superior Wintour, m'kay?

R5 this is the full look. It’s detachable to make it into a short dress.

R6 do you see how the dress cuts into her breasts? Those aren’t implants.

Another of the full dress.

[quote][R5] this is the full look. It’s detachable to make it into a short dress.

I stand by my statement.

The theme was the Gilded Age, not prom nightmares.

Sydney Sweeney who?

Oof, face like a foot.

Who now??

The theme was '98-'04 pop sluts.

Love this girl!

She seems sweet and down to earth and like she’s having fun. This was her first Met. Remember, she just hit it big with season 2 of Euphoria.

I love her face when he asks if she auditioned to play Madonna.

She was styled by Tory Burch, who also styled Kerry Washington

The cuntiest, dumbest whoreface I have ever seen

[quote]This was her first Met.

Then explain how “Oops, she does it again!”??

[Quote] The cuntiest, dumbest whoreface I have ever seen.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Dear Sydney Sweeny's PR person/gay cousin:

Please tell Sydney to stop posting like an Instaho. She's an actress. Unless --of course-- she does charge by the hour and then she should just cut to the chase in her interviews and announce her rates.

Ps-- the longer frock is more flattering.

Thanks,

Who?

She's too short and top heavy to be chic, OP.

She proves that ANY dress can look trashy, ugly and cheap, if its wearer is just tawdry and vulgar. The longer version of the dress is far from beautiful, but at least it doesn't look like it is made from wet toilet paper, as is the case for the short version. Also, the wide, pannier-like structure under the shorter skirt only succeeds at shortening her figure and giving her a bad case of mosquito body.

And I agree with R19: an actress invited to a formal event (however cheapened after the deluge of Kardashian-lite whores and worthless, delinquent rappers), shouldn't pose as if she were peddling her wares before rich Arabs in Dubai. Then again, maybe she wants to be the next Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid trainwreck? If those are her un-lofty aspirations, then all I can say is that she is doing everything "right".

Lmao old asses

This is another gushing, insipid thread started by that bloated and sycophantic Brooklyn Seacow. Of course it worships a bleach blonde bimbo known for her tits more than for her acting. Of course.

R24 again, you really need to just STFU when hours ago you confirmed your pedophilia. Not to mention the numerous WWs you keep giving TO YOURSELF.

^ LQTM. You are an unhinged brown turd, Seacow. You are a pathological liar with the mentality of a teenage girl (OMG! Superstar!).

You're the one who gives upvotes to yourself, asswipe. Your attempts at projecting are pitiful and obvious. Carry on, you fucking LOON of a troll!

R26 wtf. You posted something and within seconds it had numerous WWs. Maybe use your brain before lying. Do I need to show your comment on the Jackie thread here? It’s the same IP address. Same location.

I upvoted R26, R27. Won't upvote your PR gushings about this sea cow.

She's a Jayne Mansfield or a Raquel Welch. A Cheryl Tiegs, Heather Locklear: blonde uninteresting, tv bimbo sexpot. Almost refreshing.

There's no mystery here. Plenty of DLers think you're a fugly idiot and upvote comments that criticize you and your imbecilic threads, dumbass Seacow! I didn't participate in any recent Jackie thread, you fucking liar. Show the comment then. As if I care. Also, you don't know my IP address, so you're pulling another lie out of the rectum you call your mouth.

—R24/R26

R30 no. They don’t. No one here is worried about who posts here BUT YOU. That’s why your ass is going to prison soon. HARRASSMENT, DEFAMATION, SLANDER, STALKING, and now PEDOPHILIA

Turn in your gay card.

OMG SO classy, this is just another reason why I want to move to the Big Apple. If she can make it there, so can I!!!

R31: HA HA HA HA HA! Your delusion is terminal.

R28 already told you he/she upvoted my comment because of you. But you will say that it's a sock puppet account since you're paranoid and predictably stupid.

Your threats are as empty as your logic. You can dish it out but can't take it. Ugly, stupid, and a coward. That's three strikes for you, Seacow!

It feels like the Klan Granny Troll is back, this time with screams about ?pedophilia. I recognise the rhetoric.

While I’m sure she’s laughing all the way to the bank, I do feel quite sorry for her. She’s clearly exploited on EUPHORIA far beyond her pay-grade. She’s going to have to age knowing that thousands of creepy men & boys jacked it to her simulating perverted underage sex scenes written an incel. Might be harder to live with and stomach once she wants a respectable role, or to go back to school, or to have a family.

DGMW, there’s nothing wrong with being a hot young sex object on film. The issue is that Sweeney is making herself that for a particular audience of a million males who have quite disturbing desires.

Her middle name is Bernice. Let that sink in.

Fat legs.

Someone online said that she resembles Nancy Allen, and now I can't unsee it.

Preferred her look at the EUPHORIA premiere, with the gloves and the rhinestone tube top.

Also, it's weird and sort of sad that all her grandparents had to say about her sex scenes in the show was that they were proud of her for having 'the best tits in Hollywood'. What kind of family does she come from, anyway?

Those breasts are nasty and pornified. If you have big ones, don't smash them up into basketball shapes up against your collarbone.

Still looking like a hooker.

Gorgeous girl. Stay pressed, hunties.

If she doesn’t stop bitch is gonna break the internet, again! She’s the reason the word IT was invented cause that ho is the definition of IT!

Is this chick the new Zendaya… people desperately trying to make her happen??

Never heard of her

R44 Zendaya happened

La Liz was top heavy and short and glamorous because she knew how to dress herself like someone classy. Her tits were probably as big as Sydney's, even bigger when she got fat.

La Liz is from a different age and generation. Sydney looks perfectly fine.

Liz was Sydney’s age like 70 years ago. Times have changed.

So much Botox for a young girl.

R48 In the picture of her in that tube-top thing she looks fine, but her tits look terrible in the Met Gala outfit, all pushed up to her neck.

If you want someone younger who is short and top heavy, Winona Ryder (love her or hate her) has always managed to dress well. The 90s are back, aren't they? Or were.

They are back, but not for the Met Gala r50. She’s wearing what was designed for her and I think she looks hot. Idk why you all are obsessed with the fact she has big tits. Straight men love her and it seems women like her a lot too. Every time I see someone dissing her it’s a gay man.

Can they fix her eyes?

R52 “She has her father’s eyes.”

I like her in all honesty and am surprised she gets so much hate on here. She seems like your typical bubbly, sweet, basic bitch—and there's nothing wrong with that. Beyond that, she doesn't appear to have a shred of pretentiousness in her, which is refreshing. From what I've read, it sounds like she grew up a bit backwoods-y (parents obviously did well though—mom is a lawyer).

I do think it's easy for her to slip into looking like a cheap pornstar though if she's done up too much, but it's just the nature of her facial features and her massive tits.

R54 Plenty of women have massive tits in Hollywood but they don’t make the conscious effort to dress like porn stars. She’s mediocre at best.

R55 who are these women?

That Mad Men lady?

R57 she’s had her breasts hanging out many times, and is MUCH OLDER.

Any early 20s?

The girl in the phone commercials? I think she does that one weird thing with her boobs.

R56 Rachel Weisz, Eva Green, Uma Thurman, Kirsten Dunst, Monica Bellucci, Drew Barrymore, Winona Ryder. Propriety seems to have died with Gen X, I guess.

Sounds about right.

R60 most of them aren’t big breasted. Maybe in your mind. And half of those have done as much nudity than Sydney.

[quote]She seems like your typical bubbly, sweet, basic bitch

Which is how she should have stayed. I don't want to know her.

R62 You're just being contrarian now, all those women have large breasts. And comparing doing nudity in a Bertolucci film or Dangerous Liaisons to Euphoria is moronic.

She'd be ideal to play Marilyn's role in a remake of DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK.

She has the exact aura of a deranged, suicidal, seductive babysitter with a lovely pair.

^ I can't see how that would work. Sydney is a butterface. On her best day, she's still average-looking. Marilyn's character evoked more sympathy because she looked both innocent and beautiful, in addition to being unhinged.