Amber Heard Called Feces Incident “A Horrible Practical Joke Gone Wrong"

Johnny Depp’s Testimony Of Amber Heard Pooping In His Bed 💩

This is disgusting. I wish them the best but this relationship seemed toxic. No one wins. Ugly situation

I want to personally take a shit on anyone who starts another god damned thread about this horrible couple.

I hope the trial ends with both of them sentenced to death.

R2, you really wish Amber Heard the best? The best what?

Why didn't she clean it up afterwards?

The best turds r5

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Was she her mentor?

How the hell is Johnny depp so coherent and well spoken. For a drug addict he seems to be doing well on the witness stand. May be perception is not reality in the case of depp. I expected a mess of a man who can't speak properly due to destroying his brain cells on drugs.

I hope each of them are awarded $1 in their competing defamation / SLAPP suits. They are both horrible.

Are her and her new GF into scat?

Wait, whose poop was it?

Amber Heard pooping in bed photo

R13. I think it was their pet dog's.

R13 R15 It was Amber Heard's feces

Shit has literally hit the fan.

petition to remove Amber Heard from 'Aquaman 2' reaches over 2.6 million signatures !

can't blame them, a shitting Amber Heard is the first thing I can think about her now whenever her name is mentioned, yuck!

Insanity. Literally airing their dirty laundry in public.

R19 Amber forced him to do this.

Johnny kept his mouth shut and didn't defend himself when Amber first went public with the false DV allegation in 2016 (after he refused to succumb to her extortion demands). Which was his biggest mistake, he should have fought her right then and there. Anyway, she didn't stop and take her millions and shut up, she continued bullying Johnny and lying and wrote OP-ed in Washington post in 2018, Johnny couldn't take it anymore.

Honey, calling out the trash you married for shitting in your bed is no way to defend your reputation.

He's hillbilly enough to know that.

R21 He has let it rip, warts and all. Johnny has got nothing to lose.

The cheese has slid off both those crackers.

R20 yep the public opinion certainly changed a lot since the trial started, Depp got a lot new supporters and he might even get his career back, but it doesn't look good for Amber Heard, she could find herself being blacklisted by studios and directors after the trial is over.

Depp has the same online trollbot army that Michael Jackson has, not that real frauen haven't been sucked into this whole thing, but if you look at the people who make the most ridiculous comments, their accounts are rarely real. There's also a rightwing anti-Amber, pro-MRA movement involved in the Depp fandom.

Nearly all of these fans will disappear when the case is over. So will our own ESL Depp fans. I'm looking forward to it.

I would say that Angelina is thinking that she's sorry she never did this to Brad, but that stick figure probably only has bowel movements once or twice a year.

I will say this for Depp - since he's lost nearly everything, why not go nuclear on the bitch? They both look terrible, but I think she'll ultimately regret this shitshow (ha!) more than he will

[quote]How the hell is Johnny depp so coherent and well spoken.

He's not. He's speaking slowly and frequently forgets even basic information. He forgot all about the Pirate franchise on the stand, for instance.

[quote]I will say this for Depp - since he's lost nearly everything, why not go nuclear on the bitch?

He didn't lose nearly everything. He could have cleaned up and gone back to a perfectly good career. He chose not to.

And if you're asking why not spend millions of dollars to make yourself look like an idiot and take up the court's time, I can't even fucking help you with that. Too many morons these days think the whole world revolves around them.

[quote]Amber forced him to do this.

OH MY SIDES.

Johnny could have walked away and salvaged his career. Amber looked crazy to begin with the inconsistent behavior and leaked video of her insulting him. Then the court battle, expose, leaked texts, etc made Johnny look crazy as well. Both are deranged. I think Johnny screwed up worse because he chose to engage further with her and wants to drag her through the mud. It's like Angelina with Brad.

R30 But before the trial, Depp already lost almost everything. he really had nothing left to lose. This trial might not be able to help him regain the career or even his reputation, but it will be a huge blow to Amber Heard, it could potentially end her career too, and in my opinion, that's what matters more to Depp now, he is not letting her walk away unscathed, he wants to destroy the bitch just like she did to him.

Heard and her team are already scrambling for damage control, it's silly to fire the PR team now, she should have known from the moment the court granted the camera access and live streaming, she is going to lose the public opinion no matter what!

R31 Totally agree

She damaged his career but did not destroy it and he could have chosen to rebuild, but refused.

How hard would it have been for him to clean up, do a little "off drugs and high on life" PR, make it clear that it was a mutually abusive relationship and he has gotten help for his problems, then start the career back up? He would have been welcomed back with open arms. People love redemption.

The MRAs and hired Depp stans know that the big sticking point in their arguments is that there is no reason for these court cases except revenge, especially right now, after he's already lost one case. They have to come up with a reason for him to do this, so it's "ruin the bitch!!!"

And that might feel pretty good to Johnny right now, but the "ruin the bitch" choads and the paid bots and the drama queens who think everything in the world is their own personal entertainment aren't going to stick around once this is over, no matter what the outcome of the case. In two years, you won't hear more than a few nutjobs still talking about how great it is to have an Amber-free movie-going lifestyle.

Meanwhile, Depp will have lost any chance of a comeback. And none of the "ruin the bitch!!!" people today will give a shit about Depp by then.

R17, look up the meaning of "literally."

Did someone order the poopoo platter?

Where can I buy the sheet?

She’s a classy gal, that Amber Turd.

You don't come back from that.

At Brown, late 1980s, Kara Dukakis (daughter of Michael Dukakis) shit in her boyfriend’s bed. Her boyfriend was one of 7 of us in a house we rented senior year. She was craaaaazy. It got all over campus in a matter of hours.

What does she mean it was a joke "gone wrong"? Was she planning something else but got so excited she shitted?

I'm rooting for you Johnny, and hope you can reassemble your acting career. She is evil.

[quote]At Brown, late 1980s, Kara Dukakis (daughter of Michael Dukakis) shit in her boyfriend’s bed. Her boyfriend was one of 7 of us in a house we rented senior year. She was craaaaazy. It got all over campus in a matter of hours.

Well that sounds like one hell of a mess to clean up!

The shit heard ‘round the world!

r40, any juice on Amy Carter?

Corn? When did I eat corn?

DOO-DOO FECES EVERYWHERE

Her lawyers suck big time, not doing her any favors

[quote]What does she mean it was a joke "gone wrong"?

How could that joke go right?

For God's sake, even homeless Fern had sufficient decorum to use a bucket.

R45. Met her freshman year. She and her roommate painted their dorm walls all black. Amy tried to hang with the goth crowd at first (to look edgy etc). She has two security guards freshman year but I think they went away after that. She later started hanging with the (proto) ultra woke crowd (arguably, Brown gave birth to this current woke-ness I will freely admit).

[quote] He would have been welcomed back with open arms. People love redemption.

Bullshit. We’re living at a time when people are constantly being canceled for life.

He's too old and looks pretty bad now. If he was still a pretty young thing maybe he'd be more readily forgiven. Only his legion of fangirls and fanboys are in his defense. I think most people don't care. But I think Hollywood wants to wash their hands from him.

R20 and now she fired her PR team on top of all this. Is she in trouble?

Do y'all think these tips would have helped Johnny taking care of Amber's behavior?

How do we know it was Amber's poo? Did they do a DNA test on it?

R56 in OP's video at 6:40 the bodyguard claims that Amber told him the poop was a pratical joke gone wrong. Maybe the poo was supposed to be under the pillows as a surprise?

Was it a log or runny diarrhea?

(poo)

Is Amber on RateMyPoo.com?

Did Amber talk about her feces on the stand today?

[quote]Did Amber talk about her feces on the stand today?

Not yet. I was hoping she would. I have sat through so much boring testimony hers was really the only stuff I care to listen to. Johnny Depp was boring in the stand. He just mumbles. I hate to admit it, but I am a little excited about cross examination. I think it is going to be entertaining to watch.

The ghost of Danny Thomas is jerking off to this thread.

R63 I agree Johnny was boring as hell. He talks so slow and takes long pauses like he can’t process a thought.

We aren’t into fish but shit is shit. We want it no matter what!

Don’t shit on someone’s bed if your last name rhymes with turd.

Was it her shit?? Or was it a dog’s?

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I see this “paid bots” stuff coming from her tweets and supporters and it makes no sense. Who would PAY “bots” to bad-mouth her? Johnny Depp?

She and her supporters might as well trot out little green men and Sasquatches as the villains who are such bad meanies behind the scurrilous plot to pick on innocent little Ambie. Nope. It’s REAL PEOPLE who hope the woman suffers the death of a thousand cuts and legions of others who’re less invested but who have been seized by morbid curiosity and can no longer help ourselves.

R10, he couldn’t even form a complete sentence when he took the stand. He’s a weirdo.

I hope we never have to hear from it see them again after this.

Geez, who cares about these 2 wasteful pieces of crap in the news? Enough!

I just want to hear more about the poopoo.

Are we sure Faeces isn't the name of one of Lauren Boebert's kids? Sounds like a white trash name.

I HAVE SUFFICIENT!

Maybe it was Mr. Hankey, leaving a good night kiss on Johnny's pillow.

Does she eat her feces?

R78 Was this her after the op-ed?