Say you're white trash...

😂

I have friends who are Mormon and those LDS pick some doozies for names too.

R2 I thought about Mormons too.

I like to scratch

I have 4 siblings in common with my dad, from 3 different baby mamas, and 2 siblings in common with my mother, all of us from different men.

Bryightleigh?

Dear god.

I love me some Nascar ?

So that name is Bry Ite Leigh?

Look, I'm just sayin', I like a candidate who tells it like it is, OKAY?

Cap on backwards.

Where the hell is my pickle fork? I can’t have anything nice with you kids!

I found out my sister was pregnant when my cousin’s dick tasted funny.

She's my sister and my daughter!

If you did your research you'd know that Biden stole the election.

Mirror sunglasses.

Awful beard.

On a ventilator.

I ain't wearin' no fuckin' mask or gettin' no fuckin' vaccine! It's against my freedoms as an Amurikin!

[quote] Bryightleigh?

It's actually Bryightl ie gh.

Couldn't quite get the "leigh" part right.

The Democrats ain't gonna turn Amurica into a country full of Socialism if I have anything to say about it!

My momma rides a hover round at walmart.

"It's in the Bible."

R15 does not know how to play

I'm from western Connecticut, but because I sound like Martha Stewart, I get a pass.

Eastern CT can be pretty trash as well.

Nor does R22

And then I says to him at least I ain't no n***r lover and then I hauled my ass outta there and quit.

R24 You're not very bright

I just started a thread on Datalounge called "Let's be things Upper Class People say"

I thought R15 nailed it!

My mother uses those R19 and shes hardly white trash. God forbid you get arthritis like she has. On reflection,I hope you do.

Hello, my name is Josh Hawley...

I ain’t never going to the city.

[bold] ELDERGAYS: The point of "Say you're X without saying you're X" is to actually write something that someone would say. Not to merely offer descriptions. Extra points if you can find a photo like OP did that says it all

I have a "fire pit" in my back yard that is a circle of rocks about a foot from the neighbor's yard. I burn stuff like branches, black plastic trash bags full of who knows what, and random castoff items from home remodeling projects like vanities and bifold closet doors.

There's a bottle of Coke in my fridge. Always.

R32 Take your meds, I think you'll be okay. This is just a light-hearted thread.

R32 always wanted to be a hall monitor in school but never got picked.

R36 Thank you for the laugh! So accurate

I use Wesson oil as suntan lotion.

I am so excited the new Hallmark ornament/Hess truck is out this Saturday!

The dessert station at the XXX buffet is like church social heaven!

Bryightliegh? But is no one going to comment on the Khameltheux?

I'm quitting Facebook and moving over to Truth Social!

LOL, R33 is my father apparently.

Melania Trump sure was the classiest First Lady this country ever had.

DeSantis 2024!

I have eight rescue dogs.

We have a couple a lawn decorations-

Two Abandoned Ford Pick Up Trucks on Cement Blocks

^ And a toilet flower bed in the front yard too!

I drink Natural Light.

I got a DUI at the drive-thru liquor store, but I was like, dang officer! I weren’t even driving’! My car was in PARK while I were at the window gettin’ my Southern Comfort!

Keeping your dead fetus in a jar and showing it to your kids.

These are my good time gals.

Fix that damn antenna, what's wrong with you, boy? You got a problem, son? Take it to the LORD. You eyeballing me, son?? No SIR. Good. Now go do your goddamned homework, NOW.

I’m drunk and heading to the casino!!

Just two more tats until my entire back is filled in....then I can start on my front!

Put on some Eminem!

I don’t suffer any social embarrassment or job application problems because of my bad teeth.

Yer sister be gettin' some lovin' right now

Wearing a "Stand Before the Flag & Kneel Before the Cross" t-shirt - to work

Out of my cold dead hands!

Smoking indoors with a baby on your hip

This is the sign in my trailer's front yard.

My older brother slept with all of my sisters friends. She was in the 9th grade.

I grew up in Central Florida.

I live in a neighborhood with the highest number of registered sex offenders in my county.

I breed pit bulls.

Thank You Lord Jesus For President Trump.

Yikes

That's not something upper crust people do R202. Upper crust people do not drink beer, They only drink champagne that their butlers bring to them in the drawing room.

This year we're doing our fancy family vacation in Panama City.

I think Pete Davidson is a fucking embarrassment to Staten Island. Really. He's worse than that fucking Colin Joke.

I eat Pork 'n' Beans straight from the can.

We own five guns but our children have never been to a dental checkup.

Sketti and butter for dinner!

This is ma favorite snack

That's an art book by a gay man, R66.

Who needs to cook with wine when you can just add a tablespoon of grape jelly to your spaghetti sauce? Some add a splash of vinegar for greater authenticity.

"I need the car jack to change a tire, but Kelsey's using it to hold up the far end if the trailer."

Mama, come here 'n look at this lump I got on mah pecker.

I do crack and get strippers pregnant, while dating my dead brother's wife.

I'm fixing to go buy some dip... let me throw on my Bocephus t-shirt.

I'd love to go to the gun show out in Beaumont this weekend, but I promised Charlene we'd go see Joel Osteen instead.

Air boat racing is kind of my thing.

Smoke Newport’s. Tattoos on fingers. Face piercings Labrets tongue piercings. Drink soda all the time.

Drinking soda all the time is not solely the activity of white trash, sadly.

I got a discount beings as it is my 200th tat man !

My fiancee and I are going to Applebee's for our special date . I hope one of the three fathers of my kids can look after them while we're gone.

I have a Blue Lives Matter sign and flag at the front of my house.

I'm really into Rammstein.

I just got a roofing job. Ignore the crack in my glove compartment.

"You're white trash."

I'm the screams of "Shut the fuck up or else I'm gonna take you to the car and give you ass whoopin'!" to rowdy kids screaming all over the store.

Steve Wilkos, Judge Jerry, and Maury are blaring in the background.

We're the Palin family, Mama Grizzly is runnin' for office again, Daddy Todd is ridin' his snow machine, Track is in jail again, Bristol is preggers again (we don't know which guy is the father yet), Piper is a baby bull dyke, and Trig is chained up in the basement.

I'm 35 and I'm already a proud grandmother of six! My oldest daughter Maddysyn is only 21, but she started enlarging the family at 14 (just like her dear mother!), and all my other children have followed suit by having at least two kids before they've turned 18.

What can I say? I instilled the right values in mah baybees!

Ivanka is my daughter-wife.

R7, you ain’t seen nuthin yet, race lover!

Meet me in Bakersfield and we can have ourselves a fine old time. (My money’s on Scotty Too Hotty. Man ran over his own boat!)

I am the guy who revs my engine on my pickup truck as loudly as I can. Look at the "Don't Blame Me. I voted Trump," "Let's Go Brandon," and "Hilary for Prison" bumper stickers as I speed away.

R96 It's "Hillary" with 2 Ls, but that is even more proof they're white trash if they can't even spell her name right.

You're white trash.

I started smoking cigarettes when I was 12 and chewing tobacco when I was 15. Speaking of which, let me spit some into the parking lot.

I love Mountain Dew

The election was stolen, Biden isn't the real president! Trump won it!

[quote]I love Mountain Dew

This describes my sister and her son. They have every flavor of Mountain Dew in their pantry. Who know there was gingerbread soda? I guess there it's gingerbread "pop."

I'm a fan of Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Limp Bizkit, Ted Nugent, and/or Eminem.

I proudly sport the Confederate flag on many of my clothing items and/or handbags.

I eat a can of Vienna Sausages with Saltines for lunch.

My friend worked in the trucking industry as a dispatcher in the 90's and told me some of those east Texas truck drivers would come in with fried squirrel sandwiches for lunch.

Hey can I have a beer? I don't have a lot of money right now.

You call it a "pecker" instead of a dick.

I’m heteroflexible or bi. I don’t have the balls or the education to admit I’m gay.

The family only needs one plate when we eat at the buf-fay.

Gimme somma the yella' there.

I bring carrot raisin salad to potlucks.

"It's alright to go after her, she don't share any blood with you", said the friends' of my half brother's other half brother.

My Momma is so fat after sex she smokes a ham.

Your name is Darlene or Darla.

I just bought some cottage cheese because I’m making lasagne tonight!

I ain’t afraid of no bullshit China flu

You got my scratch off tickets, boy?

Eggs for dinner again?

We almost put our working TV on top of our nonworking one, using it as a stand, until my grandmother forbade it, calling it something white trash would do.

My Okie grandfather was too cheap to buy a new tv so when the screen would "go out" every half hour someone would have to get behind the tv and move some knobs or wires until the image came back on. This was a nightly ritual.

My mother reuses dental floss, she saves strands of it everywhere. Sometimes it lands on the floor & sticks to them bottom of your sock. She also does this with Qtips that she’s put on her ears! She says both things are really expensive (?!?!)

I don’t care if it has three syndromes and no toes, Jesus wants me to have this baby.

My pussy itches.

That's "cooter," R123. Your cooter itches. Y'all.

I'm a wigger and talk with a "black-cent".

I talk with a tooth pick in my mouth.

I like a strong, self-made, confident man, which is why I like Donald Trump.

Them Jew-Communists at the New York Times took my photo down at the diner for a story they are writing about our next Senator, Mr. J.D. Vance

Real white trash doesn't have to say anything.

Just show you their tattoos.

My wife and me got divorced. But it's okay, we're still brother and sister.

You can already see the tattoos, right on the neck.

I'm loud in public.

I'm too broke to pay my bills or feed my kids yet I can always manage to find enough money to buy a carton of cigarettes, a 30-pack of beer, and some weed.

Hey, R133, I made three monthly payments of $19.95 each to buy a real genuwine Trumpy Bear for one of my kid's birthdays.

Those My Pillows aren't cheap either!!

I'm a caucasian American and I'm uncut.

I ran into Bobbie She's Commie teacher at the Walmart and I gave her a real ear-blisterin', let me tell you! Got up in her face and let that groomer pedo have it with all and evr'body watching! Told her that my Bobbie Sue is proud of her Southern, WHITE American roots and she better never be teachin' her any of that CRT bullshit or touching her flower like the Hollywood pedophiles all do 'um.

I gave her a shove, spat on her, and said "Jesus and my President Donald J Trump is watching you, bitch!".

I sure enough owned that dumbass Libtard! Praise God, I done the Lord's work today!

Happy holidays? We say Merry Christmas. Put Christ back in Christmas.

You wanna know how to stop school shootings? It isn't gun control. Put God back in the schools. Teach Bible classes and do a prayer each morning. These shootings happen because this country has strayed far away from Jesus.

I don't like them Muslim Ay-rabs, blacks, Mexicans, homos, Jews, and trannies.

R132- Us too!

Married at 15.

My truck is bigger 'an my house.

Lurleen is pregnant again and she ain't sure who the daddy is.

I used to do web design for Trump.

One more mugshot and I'll have as many as Mama has!

I'm sorta famous. I was on both "Cops" and "People of Walmart"!!

I can change my sex by hacking off my dick.

Lets Go Brandon!1!

I'm not racist but...

Heritage not Hate! *proudly displays Stars and Bars*

Teaching our young, white children about slavery and the history of the Negro in the South is teaching HATE! *shakes fist as public school teachers*

Trumps bringing back the coal minin' jobs! And buildin' that wall to keep them spics out!

Today is my 18th birthday so I can finally post on that OnlyFans account I made a couple months ago. Time to get that money. Beats working, right?

My name is Tammy, Crystal, or Nevaeh.

My daughters name is Tiffany

Mah baby gurls name is La Gennifer.

I want my baby girl to get her G.E.D. so's she can work at Hooters one day.

Mah disability check don't go as far as it used to thanks to Joe Biden and them socialist libtards. It's why I always vote for the R, cuz' they gon' protect my welfare check.

Can I get an order of chicken balls, fried rice, chop suey and chicken with almonds and vegetables please?

Relatives live in trailers on mom’s property.

Adults in the households are on disability - and it’s a source of pride.

Each and every child in the family has a different dad.

Cousins have made out/or more, more than once.

Several family members/neighbors are in jail or on parole.

Stealing gas/tools/whatever from neighbors is commonplace.

Shooting any and all animals, whether it’s deer, coyote, groundhogs, or neighbor’s dogs if they come on the property is routine. Legal hunting seasons mean nothing. But deer hunting in season, where deer are checked in, is also done, but only as a way of bragging and showing off. Coyote are frequently shot and hung up in a tree so neighbors can see it and “other coyote are scared off”.

Home tattooing is extremely common.

Rampant alcoholism and smoking is the norm for many.

The “n” word is said at least weekly, usually while discussing someone on tv. Racism is rampant, highly illogical, and comically hypocritical.

Once a trailer has become dilapidated, you put up a new-used trailer immediately next to the old one, and fill the old one with trash that you can’t burn.

All other trash is burned and old appliances are thrown into ravines/creeks.

All of these describe members of my partner’s extended family in West Virginia. There are many, many more examples. I’m from a boring, normal family in the Midwest, so this white trash way of life still shocks me after 20 years of exposure to it. It’s depressing and disgusting.

[quote]Say you're white trash...

No, I think not.

Black History Month? Where's White History Month? Gay Pride? If I said "straight pride" I'd be called a bigot! Where's my parade?

[quote]If I said "straight pride" I'd be called a bigot! Where's my parade?

Have you recently checked your anus?

I can’t. I got my kids this weekend.

Meth.

Meth mouth says it all.

Press 1 for English? This is America! Damn foreigners need to go back to the shithole countries they came from and quit ruining ours.

I microwaved frozen White Castles for lunch. Now the break room smells like a pit toilet.

Danged furriners!

They took our jerbs!

Oh this is just some copper wire that I'm going to sell.

I drink a Dr. Pepper every morning on the way to work.

When I was 19 I worked along with another waitress who was the same age as myself and already had three kids.

I brush my teeth with Mountain Dew!

I ‘member the day when your Paw was born right here on this kitchen table.

I'm feeling kind of horny. I wonder if my stepsister is still awake.

They give us popcorn every Sunday at church. God is good!

I don't have a pot to piss in but I spend $200 on lottery tickets every week. I'm gonna be rich real soon.

Before I met my first partner at age 27 the guy that fucked me the most was my cousin.

I peed in a Gatorade bottle until I was 13, when I finally figured out I could just pee off the back steps of the trailer and my mom was none the wiser!

Now, taking a shit in Gatorade bottle was a little more complicated...

R180 your post reminded me of this

r181 Haha. What show is that?

r181 That was funny!

I’m not sure what the show was I just found the clip on YouTube

I drink my Sunny D with Smirnoff. Fancy!

Speaking of Smirnoff, I love going to Branson, those Osmond kids are the best!

Mah pussy got a welt on it. Jasper, come over here and check it out.

I like to go on cruises and eat at the all you can eat buffet line.

Where's my check?

Tater tots and fried boloney agin?

My redneck father would make scrambled eggs mixed with cow brain, fried chicken gizzards, shit on shingle aka SOS.

"Honey, drink yo' go-go juice!"

Say you're black ghetto trash without saying you're black ghetto trash.

I piss out my bedroom window.

I piss in the sink.

I'm a Kardashian at the Met Gala.

WHITE trash, R195. Just WHITE trash.

I smoke Newports

I’m white trash.

My youngest brother is younger than my two oldest children. My dad was a HS teacher of hers.

R199 again, Dad was moms HS teacher- sorry for the confusion!

Your granddaddy beat pellagra and polio!

Your granddaddy is your daddy

I suspect my step sister's youngest son is my half brother. I think my dad thought by marrying her mother he was going to get a twofer.

Hep yursef to a Cold one from da beer fridge

(Fridge on back porch, just for beer)

My school was sponsored by Burger King. Really in Arkansas the schools are sponsored by Burger King. We got a great economy after high school We got Chicken processing, Meth sales, Walmart and cop if you're a Bagby right here in the county.

When your Boy Scout troop field trip is a tour of the mens' maximum - security prison in McAlester, Oklahoma.

"Fried Baloney: It's What's For Thanksgiving Dinner!"

"Guess who come into the store [where I work] today?"

Fuckin' blank blank blank, fuckin blank, fuckin blank blank fuckin shit.

I'm fixin to go to the Piggly Wiggle cause I'm all outa Mountain Dew and Pork rinds.

Tattoos on the face. I got rejected from jury duty last week because I asked the judge if that was a tattoo or a birth mark on his cheek .

Cheez whiz, Mountain Dew, and Budweiser in the fridge. Funyuns in the cupboard.

Mee-Maw.

Bright Leaf hot dogs are a dietary staple.

You order food delivery from McDonalds.

R211- I'll have to remember that one the next time. Typically I use the "I can't identify with the defendant because I do not have a criminal mindset" excuse. Questioning the defendants use of ESL headphones works pretty well too.

When my 7th grade school field trip was to the county courthouse. I saw my dad plead guilty to DUI and cocaine possession. It gave me a lot of cool points with the 8th graders.

WORMS!

Macaroni and cheese with hot dogs and peas

R219 peas? That’s too healthy!

R34 WT are more Pepsi and Mountain Dew drinkers. Coca-Cola drinkers are middle class or upper class.

R221 Not R34 here, but very Interesting... but Joan Crawford's legion of fans here aren't going to be pleased with your assessment! They've been not so subtlety trying to convince us that Pepsi is the [italic] right [/italic] choice!

For you R222……

R223 Ha! 😜That's a pretty picture, isn't it... our Pepsi-loving Eldergays are going to be awfully upset about thiis. They're genuinely preoccupied with all things class-related, so this is going to sting a bit!

R95 Thank you for finally explaining Trump to me!

You let the waitress keep the change instead of giving her a tip.

JD Vance

Can I have some tomato soup and crackers please?

I believe in conspiracy theories.

The world runs on conspiracies R229. You're just mentally challenged.

R224 are you sure you’re not R222? Because I am R221 and R223!

My nephew is 7 years older than me.

I’m 300 lbs and have kids with 4 different unemployed black guys.

I get my abortions at Earl Scheib.

“I'm Earl Scheib, and I'll kill any fetus, any color for $29.95. No ups, no extras,"

I have no black performers on my 2 TB Gay porn hard drive.

Corn King hot dogs. Or most hot dogs, really, outside a BBQ.

"Happy Anniversary, honey. I'm takin' you to Hooters!"

"I'm going to Detroit to join the au-to in-DUS-try"

“Aah am a goood person…aah rilly am.” Said to me while relating her consensual incestuous relationship with her brother, her current adultery with the local banker, then sharing how her church deacon husband was pilfering from the collection plate.

R232 My aunt is 4 years older than me lol

I eat two kinds of Spam and one kind of canned ham. I am a true connoisseur.

R241 thinks she is Hawaiian.

I eat Treet.

That's TRUE American white trash.

R206 when your Boy Scout field trip is a tour of the men’s restroom.

You drive around with an expired paper tag.

Can I have one order of Cantonese chow mein, one order of fried rice, chicken balls and "crab rangoon" please?

Mountain Dew

I just became a grandmother at age 32 after my 16-year-old daughter McKayla gave birth to my beautiful grandbaby Brayleigh!

I love black guys and hate white / middle eastern / latin guys.

Get your deer yet?

I had my meth teeth yanked out to make me seem less obvious and throw off the cops!!!!

Fthuck Offs phigs!

My punch card is almost full! When you buy 12 abortions the 13th is FREE!!!!

I had Mountain Dew and Donettes for breakfast.

I want Anson Mount and Ethan Peck to tear each others' clothes off and make sweet sweet love.

I got tickets for SMACKDOWN.

Yes, we're going to watch wrassling next week!

R254 knows that RAW is the choice for committed aesthetes.

“I support Amber heard 10,000%. “

I dropped out of high school and had to get my GED to get into the army.

My mama's boyfriend promised to buy me a new bike if I learned to suck him real good. I'm trying. I want that bike!

My name is Amber Laura Heard

In order to keep my new man I let him go into the children's bedroom at night and masturbate while they are sleeping.

We need more Ti-D-Bol.

Thinking that oxygen tanks, amputated fingers and toes, and walk in bathtubs are all just things that comes with aging

OMG, did you watch Teen Mom last night???

Yes, the sound my muffler makes is on purpose.

I keep my garbage bag in the fridge

I’ve been riding on my tiny spare tire for 2-years

Ten bucks on pump #5 and a pack of Pall Malls please.

R258- You're SICK

but I still laughed when I read your post.

This is my chick magnet!

My name is Teresa Giudice

You do whip-its from whipped cream cans. You put cheez whiz on the table for every meal.

Ordering chateabriand.

Having 3 Facebook pages.

You actually named one of your kids "Methany"

I'm the guy (hopefully) who just blew snot on the ground.

r275 I blow my nose in the same t-shirt that I use as a cum rag! Just being resourceful, yo.

Not paying child support.

poke holes in condoms

Marrying the domestic violent boyfriend you've been living with for a number of years , knowing what he is capable of . Then divorcing him after having 3 kids with him.

You are 22 and your uncle is a newborn/due in less than 8 months.

Along with R219, having company for dinner and trying to decide which is fancier; Spaghetti'Os with cut up hot dogs or Kraft Macaroni and Chees with Spam. Spam is more upscale, no?

Drinking Kool Aid out of mismatched Flintstone jelly glasses. (Do they still have those?)

Getting out of bed before noon and drinking an entire pot of coffee made from the coffee maker. Once that has been polished off start on the cheap discount beer for the rest of the day and well into the night. For good measure throw in a good fight before you fall asleep.

My daughter-in-law’s named Lyric.

I voted for trump twice.

Pass the squirrel.

Whatever's going on in this photo.

I’m so poor I go to the tranny hookers for a discount.

I am free, white and over 21. I even have to count my fingers twice!

My name’s Della. I’m all over DL and I think I’m quite witty and profound.

I have a google alert for whenever I’m mentioned here. Everyone hates me.

I'm on welfare, but I still manage to spend $3,000 on a dress for my little girl's beauty pageant.

I may be a lot of wrong things but I ain't one of them!

I can't decide which of my mama's boyfriends has the sweetest cum.

“I love that man”

what are you OP? ghetto crackhead nigger trash?

I love my truck.

When my truck wouldn't run anymore I had them cut the bed off, put it in the front yard, and filled it up with dirt to plant flowers for the missus.

She can't say I never did anything for her

I had no idea what the Let’s Go Brandon was. I thought it was like the My Kid Is An Honor Student sticker on cars.

I'm starting a GoFundMe to cut off my baby's foreskin. It's in the Bible!

I pay my child support with S&H Green Stamps.

Trump 2024 Fuck Your Feelings!

That's easy. I'm a Trump supporter.

Thoughts and prayers

^ Thots and prayers.

[quote] She can't say I never did anything for her

Should be, "She can't say I never did nothin' for her".

Anyone want to go snowmobiling?

Never buying lard except in five-gallon buckets.

Or, considering this crowd here, "buying lard."

I never met a Jew.

I steal all the ketchup packets I can from McDonalds because it makes mighty tasty spaghetti sauce, far better than the high price shit that comes in a jar. Memaw buys that fancy grated cheese in the green container thing and woo boy, what a Eye-talian feast we have!

I grew up next to a family of juggalos who wore full facepaint when they weren't working and my dad is a homeless schizo

I named my daughter Lyric.

My uncle just dropped off some venison. They were shooting deer from the back of their ATVs.

Panhandle

Kohls

"Shitter's full!"

We’re out of corn cobs.

My name is Lana, Rhonda, Becky, Amber or SueAnn

I belong to a Southern Baptist church.

[quote]Say you're white trash... without saying you're white trash.

Okay, OP.

You're white trash, and I'm not.

We just ran out of campbell's tomato soup.

You have a Darlene, Sharelene or Shauna in your family.

2 words : Confederate Flag and Trailer Park

I'm an Olan Mills photo of Meemaw in her wheelchair wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm the Best Sex You'll Never Have."

Toilets and tires can be up-cycled for use as garden plant containers.

For Christmas dinner do you want Checkers or Crystal?

Go on and fetch your uncle daddy his chaw.

Southern Baptist, R315, ain’t you putting on airs? They meet in town.

We go to the independent Baptist down in the holler.

Crystal is thy name

And thy poison.

Mama why are there snowflakes? I said Krystaal, because of you.

Great Value

I’m white, gay, progressive, and 58.