Ryan Phillippe - What Happened to His Ass?

I'll help him find it 😛

Ryan never had much of an ass.

I was unimpressed, when I saw it naked for the first time in Cruel Intentions.

At least his cock makes up for it.

Why does he live in Hollywood? He is hot but never a true star. He should live in Texas or New Mexico

[quote] Why does he live in Hollywood? He is hot but never a true star. He should live in Texas or New Mexico

And what does he do all day, besides exercise?

Is he living off alimony payments from Reese Witherspoon, to maintain the "lifestyle to which he has become accustomed?"

^ Also to be close to his kids I would imagine

What neighborhood is that?

Compton, Rose @R6.

[quote] He is hot but never a true star. He should live in Texas or New Mexico

Or Delaware. His home state where he developed that bizarre accent.

r7 I'm just wondering which neighborhood he's in. And no, it's not Hollywood. Just because you can see the Hollywood sign doesn't mean you're in Hollywood, you rube.

"What neighborhood is that? "

If only there were some kind of sign... 🤔

It's not Hollywood, it's too far out.

Age.

Men's assess often become flat and disappear as they get older unless they become fat.

"And no, it's not Hollywood. Just because you can see the Hollywood sign doesn't mean you're in Hollywood"

I know, right? No telling where this is... Buffalo, maybe 😂

For our apparently severely challenged elder sister at R6/R9:

And you got a lot of god damned nerve calling other people rubes.

r13 you're just being an ass. It's not Hollywood, I was just wondering which neighborhood. North Adams?

Again, just because you can see the Hollywood sign does not mean you're in Hollywood.

[quote]And what does he do all day, besides exercise?

He gets tons of attention for looking so amazing at almost 50, but really he does nothing but work out. Everybody would look like that if they had nothing to do all day, every day except exercise.

Ryan does not live in Hollywood. He has a nice house in a great neighborhood and works enough to support his lifestyle along with some additional enhancements to his overall income.

Sheesh ladies get a grip, I know what R10 meant. I think this is Beachwood Canyon.

^

" I think this is Beachwood Canyon"

"Beachwood Canyon is a community in the Hollywood Hills"

Thank you r19/r20 for answering the question. Beachwood Canyon it is. I don't go to that part of LA very often and it looked semi-familiar but I couldn't place it. DL comes through once again!

Yep, the Beachwood Canyon area of HOLLYWOOD 😜

Beachwood Canyon isn't "Hollywood" Hollywood. If you were familiar with LA you'd know that. Nobody calls Beachwood Canyon "Hollywood." It's usually "The Hills" or "Beachwood." "Hollywood" refers to Downtown Hollywood proper.

^ It's all LA, so just chill and go read a map

Sorry r25 but you should take your head out of your ass.

At least I know where my ass is, jackass 😂

"Beachwood Canyon is home to the stone arches built to celebrate the creation of Hollywoodland. This was one of Hollywood’s first housing schemes"

HOLLYWOOD

Now, go stamp your little feet and hold your breath until you turn blue, princess

^ Not only is it Hollywood it's literally ground zero Hollywood

[quote]Click to enlarge.

If only that were possible.

Exercise for the paps as much as you want, Ry.

You're at the age where the muscles will hang there no matter what you do with them.

r28 you don't know LA. Stop embarrassing yourself. Beachwood Canyon is not "Hollywood" Hollywood to anyone who is familiar with LA. Now just stop.

Ass crack!

R28, citing an old PR fluff piece that plainly does not include Beachwood Canyon as anything but the gateway to Hollywoodland.

That you cannot read and must use contradicting information as "proof" you are right makes you sound like a MAGA. And of course your defensive insolence proves it.

The biggest turd is not "right." It is just the biggest turd, Turdy.

I see everyone here is currently menstruating and possibly experience severe cramping with a heavy flow. Be best fellas.

Lol @ R35.

Sorry Ryan, but what DO you do all day?

You're like a bored housewife, but one that works out a lot.

Ryan stroking it

@r32 & r34

It's HOLLYWOOD

Now, go get that GED and report back 😂😂

Dumb fuck 😠

Just give it up r38. Beachwood Canyon is not Hollywood proper, which is downtown.

r34, if your dick is as big as your brain you're in big trouble

His ass has been worn down with all the fucking it has taken over the years.

R39, HOLLYWOOD, always was, always will be. You, unfuckably stupid

Will you two Hollywood versus not Hollywood trolls please stop???!!!!

Girls, girls, you're BOTH annoying cunts!

r42 is not familiar with LA, her lack of knowledge is laughable.

"Beachwood Canyon is a community in the Hollywood Hills, in the northern portion of Hollywood in Los Angeles, California. "

Can you even breath and walk at the same time?

Why are you fighting with someone who doesn't even live in LA?

r45 as has been said, Beachwood Canyon is not colloquially considered "Hollywood" among denizens of LA. Anyone can tell you this.

The History of Hollywoodland

by Gregory Williams

From the moment of its inception, Hollywoodland defined the lifestyle known as "living in the Hollywood Hills." With a steady stream of publicity, it acquired and retained the adjective "famed."

"The Hills" are their own entity, nobody considers them part of Hollywood proper

Why would anyone bother talking about a neighborhood rather than fucking Phillippe?

Where does his $$$ come from? Reese?

R51 He's an "acting coach".

He lives in the Hollywood hills in a very expensive house and does fuck-all all day so he's clearly not hurting for $$$, but his acting career was never gangbusters and the few (moderate) hit movies he had were a LONG time ago. He must get alimony from Reese, who is very rich.

Calisphere- University of California

Calisphere- University of California

Beachwood Canyon, Hollywood

Gay gossip board, topic is Ryan Philippe's ass and people are arguing over a fckn neighborhood... un-friggin-believable

" neighborhoods of the Hollywood Hills East include Franklin Village, Beachwood Canyon and Hollywoodland, Hollywood Dell, Whitley Heights, Hollywood Heights"

HOLLYWOOD

R56 is clearly new here. Everyone welcome R56 to DL. Your welcome packet is in the foyer. Bathrooms are in the basement.

Downright pretty face though. A shame about that ass.

Oh wow r57 you really don't know LA at all. You're laughable.

When somebody in LA says "Hollywood" it is understood that they're talking about downtown Hollywood and nowhere else in the city. The area with the Capitol Records building, Grauman's etc. That's what "Hollywood" actually means.

Just means it takes less cock to please him fully - bright side!

Ryan Phillippe lives in Hollywood

Is West Hollywood part of Hollywood?

^ Now you did it, princess tinymeat is going to scream her little head off

West Hollywood is a separate city. Its own mayor, city council etc.

Is Ryan's ass in Hollywood right now? I bet his big dick and ball sack can straddle two Hollywood neighbourhoods at once.

WeHo is much too faggy for Hollywood.

R39, R61, "Downtown" never refers to anywhere near Hollywood. Downtown is, well, downtown where the tall office buildings and Skid Row are.

Downtown meaning Downtown Hollywood r69, not downtown LA in general.

R70, that's not a thing.

Hollywood meaning Downtown Hollywood is what most people refer to when they say "Hollywood" r71

Maybe your mid-west rube, but no Angelino says that.

r73 In LA, "Hollywood" is colloquially known as the downtown Hollywood area. It doesn't encompass Beachwood Canyon etc. This is common knowledge for anyone familiar with LA. And I've lived off and on in LA for years.

This thread has been hijacked by two imbeciles.

^ Don't argue with her, if she says Hollywood isn't Hollywood because it isn't downtown Hollywood then it's not Hollywood

Right, Princess?

Whatever.

Whatever is nowhere near Hollywood. Everybody knows that 😜

He is really hot. White men are generally hot anyway, but he is hot in a very str8 way.

Why did the sign originally say Hollywoodland? Is that a different place?

^ It's Hollywood, but it's not really Hollywood even though the sign says Hollywood, but everyone who's anyone know it's not really Hollywood

Clear now?

The Mystery of Ryan Phillippe's Vanishing Ass sounds like a good Hardy Boys book title.

R80, The sign originally advertised the Hollywoodland housing development. After all of the units were sold, the sign had gained popularity and symbolism. In 1949, the chamber of commerce dropped "land" and started maintaining it.

^ I see, so Hollywoodland which includes Beachwood Canyon is now Hollywood, but not downtown Hollywood which isn't a thing, but Hollywood where Ryan Phillippe likes to jog is a thing... Called Hollywood 🤔

[quote]r53 He lives in the Hollywood hills in a very expensive house and does fuck-all all day

That's not really true, is it? He stays fit and takes care of his health and body.

^ Hi, Ryan, looking good, sport 😉

[quote] but he is hot in a very str8 way.

Except he's not entirely Str8

[quote]That's not really true, is it? He stays fit and takes care of his health and body.

Booze, cigs and occasional coke.

r84 you should probably just go to bed.

^ Nah, fucking around with dips like you is too much fun

r89 I'm not the dip. What I've stated about LA is correct. But you're just a shit stirrer who clearly knows nothing about the city.

You have to remember how many Aspies are on DL. Because they saw on Wiki that Beachwood Canyon is part of Hollywood proper then that means everybody who refers to "Hollywood" means the entire area and not just the downtown Hollywood area, as anyone familiar with the city knows. Aspies are very black and white thinkers.

I think we have established by now that what's proper and what people mean are two different things.

@r90, Which dip are you? The Hollywood's not Hollywood dip or the downtown Hollywood is the really Hollywood dip?

@r91, Dude, you're the only "aspie" in this conversation. Take your meds, now. You're a mess

He must've gotten a hefty settlement from Reese.

Well, who is accurate about the location? I would love to park myself there to make sure I can catch a glimpse of hot Ryan Phillipe.

What’s the name of the porn star who looks like him? Just asking…for a friend.

@r95, Yeah, I'm sure he did. He's worth $32 Million, supposedly

[quote]you're the only "aspie" in this conversation

I agree

"Well, who is accurate about the location?"

Hollywood 😂

He really looks amazingly youthful for pushing 50. Not an abundance of fillers, and I'm sure he gets a little Botox/Restalyne and laser resurfacing like everybody else in LA but that can only go so far. He has to be genetically gifted to look like that at his age.

The only canyon I want to talk about is the one between those two cheeks. He’s still looking fine. Both sides look good.

It is true that it’s flatter than it used to be. But that’s what happens when you have to bend over for so many roles.

Maybe spending all of those years in the closet did a number on his ass.

Why do you weirdos think he's gay?

The guy is a fucking pussyhound, you morons.

Reese ate it all , with her spoon.

^ Did Reese leave any pieces for the rest of us? ☹️

This is a stupid thread.

He never had a big ass. It’s all about angles.

Also, he’s older now. Your ass isn’t gonna look how it did when you were 23.

That is Hollywoodland, Beachwood Canyon is below that. My daughter lives up the street from where the picture was shot.

You’d think that he would have gotten some decent butt implants.

^ Why, so he can look like Madonna? 😳

Ass.

Not li Madge, but a little bit of a bump.