Who should be exempt from criticism on Datalounge?

Jesus

My mother once found fault with Paul Newman’s charitable endeavors and with Rudolph Nureyev’s dancing; ergo they are ON the Beyond Reproach List and she will NEVER be.

Dolly Parton, duh.

Our Darfur Orphan of course. He has it rough and we never send him any food.

Lily Tomlin

Keanu Reeves

Dolly, yes. Lily, no.

Our patron saint

Joan Crawford - she's dead and Christina put her through the ringer. That bitch.

Tony Travostino

Darfur Orphan

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Me.

Think about it boy…think it over. Mary, Flo, Michael, Marvin…gone.

Should be, could be, won't be,

Eat me.

Raul Emmanuel

Should be, could be, won't be,

Eat me.

I will second Joan Crawford. She started with nothing and became a star. She liked cock, she was a friend to the gays and she had to put up with an ungrateful little girl who didn't know how good she had it. And she managed to put walking mattress, Norma Shearer, in her place a time or two. If that doesn't qualify her for DL sainthood, no one is eligible.

Helen fucking Lawson.

Gloria Gibson

Ginny in Billing.

Ann Miller

Melanie Wilkes

Melanie Mayron

ITS BRITNEY BITCH!

You know charlie's not on Datalounge right now because his goddess has yet to be listed.

Dame Angela

Greg

Elizabeth Montgomery

[quote] Lily Tomlin

No, she's a cunt.

Julianne Moore

Lou Reed

Fuck Greg. Throw him in a grease fire.

As others have noted, Dolly Parton

Bette Midler...loves us...and she trolled that racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile so well during his tenure in office

Michelle Obama...not really a celebrity...but a public servant who can do no wrong.

Linda Ronstadt

Elizabeth Taylor.

Liz Taylor defended Michael Jackson

Lindsey Graham. She's just a delicate Southern belle who wants to be loved. Leave her alone!

Mary Wickes

Elizabeth Montgomery

[quote]Tony Travostino

LOL - well, he technically and technologically IS the patron saint of DL...

Singer Peter Cox.

r33 Bonnie Prince Charlie. He loves Linda Ronstadt.

Let's get married, Princey. You can tie me up any way you want while we listen to Hasten down the Wind.

Rutanya Alda

Keanu Reeves

Smokers if they are thin and good-looking.

Gals with big tits.

Jews from psycho countries like Iran or Yemen.

All hot guys who love animals.

Ladies who sang country music before 1990.

Damn it, Julie, all I ever wanted was for David to hold me

Nobody should be exempt.

[quote] Joan Crawford - she's dead and Christina put her through the ringer.

It's a wringer.

Mrs Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO of course.

Dawson

‘90s gay for pay pornstars who made quasi-incest cool.

Patty Duke

Ann Jillian

R41, I have loved Linda Ronstadt and her music since I was a kid.

Name the date...I'll bring the rope, cuffs, and gags!!!

[quote] Fuck Greg. Throw him in a grease fire.

Peace be with you, R32.

xx

Grayson Hall. Anyone with a less than favorable opinion of her should remain silent or be permabanned.

Joni Mitchell

Absolutely no one. They’re all fair game.

[quote]I will second Joan Crawford. She started with nothing and became a star. She liked cock, she was a friend to the gays and she had to put up with an ungrateful little girl who didn't know how good she had it. And she managed to put walking mattress, Norma Shearer, in her place a time or two. If that doesn't qualify her for DL sainthood, no one is eligible.

I don't disagree with her bona fides, but I remember when Feud was airing that there were people on DL who were not properly respecting her, so they will probably keep badmouthing her. On the other hand, sometimes it seemed like it was actually veiled hatred of Jessica Lange.

Me.

Barrie Youngfellow and Susan Sullivan, because we gave great pivot.

Don't let people push your buttons. I am sure some trolls are looking for getting under people's skin by posting divisive comments about well-beloved celebrities.

Nobody is exempt.

For a very, very few, criticism isn't going to stick so they have natural immunity.

R61 Mother Teresa is.

r62 Christopher Hitchens would not agree with your assessment.

Rudy Guiliani. He's just misunderstood.

Apparently Hillary Clinton.

Dolly IS the only one.

R33 Michelle Obama, the first lady to man who destroyed the whole region of Middle east and got killed and bannished from their homes millions of people, is a fine example for sure.

Danny DeVito

Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, Mel Gibson and Matt Damon. They are Trying, boys, Really Trying. We need to support them.

Certain people are exempt from criticism on Datalounge.

Hillary being the most notable. Say anything less than glowing about her and you're a Russian bot. So silly.

Victims of the Holocaust.

Who am I kidding? It's DL after all.

Michelle wasn't invited to those meetings where he decided to murder US citizens.

Sharon Tate — didn’t ask to become world famous for being brutally murdered.

The Where's The Beef lady from the old Wendy's commercials... because y'all are still asking every time you hookup

Librarians at the Concordia Parish Library.

Amber Heard because of her sense of humor.

ME, you puling motherfuckers.

People who like the color blue.

Madison Cawthorne and his hot cousin Stephen.

The person on datalounge who came up with phrases like-

You’re a WHORE darlin.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Can I have your stuff?

FAT Whore

R62 Spent a lifetime telling people not to use condoms. STIs, HIV and unwanted children are her legacy.

R81-

DAMN

DAMN

DAMN

Margo Martindale

Brett Somers

R62 Please read up on the ol gal a bit more

Dolly Parton probably. Doesn't seem to have a hateful bone in her body. Has anyone who has personally known her ever said anything bad about her? That is rare. She has done lots of great philanthropy work and often does so under the radar.

Barbara Eden

R63 I was going to reply as such! Kit Hitchens’ takedowns of her were hilarious reading.

Muriel.

Drew Barrymore

The Judds, at least for this week. Feeling kind of shitty about my earlier offering today on their thread.

Ginger Grant

Children and teenagers. Just saw a thread ridiculing William and Kate’s young daughter’s appearance and found that exceptionally cruel. We need to pick on people our own size.