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So, what do you see when you look at yourself?

by Anonymousreply 67May 2, 2022 12:10 AM

An idiot and waste of space.

by Anonymousreply 1April 29, 2022 3:39 AM

Aging, crumpled.

by Anonymousreply 2April 29, 2022 3:49 AM

Glowing stardust, a child of the universe.

by Anonymousreply 3April 29, 2022 3:56 AM

I see the reality of who I have physically become, rather than the fantasy of remaining who I was.

by Anonymousreply 4April 29, 2022 3:58 AM

I see me! I see me! Actress, woman, star, and lover!

Sister, sweetheart, slave, and mother!

I see me! (And I like what I see!)

Virgin, temptress, dream of others!

Yes it's me! Yes, it's me!

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by Anonymousreply 5April 29, 2022 3:59 AM

Bianca Jagger at Studio 54. Liza is always in my peripheral vision.

by Anonymousreply 6April 29, 2022 5:24 AM

R6 sounds wall-eyed

by Anonymousreply 7April 29, 2022 5:29 AM

A survivor, but struggling to stay afloat.

by Anonymousreply 8April 29, 2022 5:31 AM

I see Maria.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 29, 2022 5:48 AM

This is like Satan asking what your weaknesses are. The only winning move is not to play.

by Anonymousreply 10April 29, 2022 6:02 AM

Myself, but older!

by Anonymousreply 11April 29, 2022 6:06 AM

,,,,,

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by Anonymousreply 12April 29, 2022 6:06 AM

A handsome, well hung stud, who looks twenty years younger than I am. I also drink too much and suffer from delusional thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 13April 29, 2022 6:23 AM

The overwhelming sadness I know lies behind the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 14April 29, 2022 6:33 AM

I see someone I don't like very much looking returning my gaze.

by Anonymousreply 15April 29, 2022 6:36 AM

R5 I saw that in the theater with my frenemy who busted a gut during that scene, telling me “that’s you!” But he was right…

by Anonymousreply 16April 29, 2022 6:45 AM

I see a legendary Broadway star!

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by Anonymousreply 17April 29, 2022 7:11 AM

I see a handsome and hawt DLer - looking astonishingly younger than his age.

by Anonymousreply 18April 29, 2022 7:20 AM

Hang on...I better get my glasses.

by Anonymousreply 19April 29, 2022 7:21 AM

oops I hadn't read R13 - goes to show we are a breed!

by Anonymousreply 20April 29, 2022 7:22 AM

I see someone who's 52 years old but who most people think is in his late 20s.

by Anonymousreply 21April 29, 2022 7:24 AM

[quote]I see someone I don't like very much looking returning my gaze.

Why don't you like yourself, gurl? I hate people saying things like that.

by Anonymousreply 22April 29, 2022 7:24 AM

If you like what you see, you're the person you should be.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 29, 2022 7:31 AM

[quote]Why don't you like yourself, gurl? I hate people saying things like that.

Pay no attention, R22. I was just in a mood.

by Anonymousreply 24April 29, 2022 7:33 AM

Forever Fabulous, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 25April 29, 2022 7:49 AM

Amazingly Awesome, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 26April 29, 2022 7:49 AM

Brilliantly Beguiling, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 27April 29, 2022 7:50 AM

Dashing Debonair, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 28April 29, 2022 7:52 AM

Gratefully Gorgeous, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 29April 29, 2022 7:52 AM

Handsomely Hawt, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 30April 29, 2022 7:53 AM

Infinitely Intelligent, that's who! :-)

by Anonymousreply 31April 29, 2022 7:54 AM

^^ I only have wonderful opinions of myself, lol ^^

by Anonymousreply 32April 29, 2022 7:55 AM

a goddess

by Anonymousreply 33April 29, 2022 8:14 AM

A fabulous lady with beauty, charm, wit, and keen intelligence. And I must say, men who who have experienced it, are enchanted with my damn good poosie.

by Anonymousreply 34April 29, 2022 8:24 AM

[quote]The girlfriend added this photo.

How tasteful.

by Anonymousreply 35April 30, 2022 1:04 AM

My grandmother's chin, my grandfather's smile and my mother's ears, all from the perspective of the five year old child I once was.

by Anonymousreply 36April 30, 2022 1:12 AM

The cutest boy with the biggest brown eyes

by Anonymousreply 37April 30, 2022 1:19 AM

I see that mirrors are no longer my friend.

by Anonymousreply 38April 30, 2022 1:21 AM

Mirrors aren't your only enemy, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 39April 30, 2022 1:26 AM

Take a look at me.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 30, 2022 2:09 AM

My father. Well, until my hair got so long.

by Anonymousreply 41April 30, 2022 2:17 AM

I see me... Alexandra Del Lago...artist and star!

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by Anonymousreply 42April 30, 2022 4:03 AM

Me looking fabulous. What do you see?

by Anonymousreply 43April 30, 2022 7:47 AM

I see a sizzling young superstar whose best years are ahead of her.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 30, 2022 10:45 AM

a mean, useless, and gross woman of middle-age

by Anonymousreply 45April 30, 2022 10:57 AM

My abusive fuck father. I morphed into him when I turned 30. Same eyes, same mouth, same smile, same facial structure. Needless to say, I don't look in the mirror unless forced to.

by Anonymousreply 46April 30, 2022 11:14 AM

A once very handsome man who is now slowly melting

by Anonymousreply 47April 30, 2022 11:16 AM

My mirror lies. The camera tells the true, sad tale.

by Anonymousreply 48April 30, 2022 11:33 AM

NEELY O'HARA!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 49April 30, 2022 11:34 AM

What about you, OP? Why don't you turn that high-powered perception at yourself and tell us what you see? Or, maybe you're afraid to.

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by Anonymousreply 50April 30, 2022 12:47 PM

I see ME!!And I like what I see!

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by Anonymousreply 51April 30, 2022 12:59 PM

Hello gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 52April 30, 2022 2:26 PM

Someone who is aging pretty well. My did used to be asked to show ID when taking advantage of senior discounts, actually. I favor his side of the family.

by Anonymousreply 53April 30, 2022 4:31 PM

I see myself giving Mike Betts a blow job.

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by Anonymousreply 54May 1, 2022 12:45 AM

I like that picture, R54, and not just because of the obvious, hehe. I'm not sure who he is, and when that photo was taken. It has a late 70s/early 80s feel about it, which I like.

by Anonymousreply 55May 1, 2022 12:52 AM

R53 I keep waiting to be asked for ID but it never happens.

by Anonymousreply 56May 1, 2022 7:30 AM

I see inner trauma all over my face. The facelift and filler haven’t changed that.

by Anonymousreply 57May 1, 2022 8:31 AM

A fatso, with kind eyes and a nice smile. Surprisingly sharp cheekbones. Dark circles under my eyes this morning, after a night of restless sleep. There’s a blemish on my forehead (noticeable only to me) from a bad accident I survived as a child.

My hair is starting to go grey, but there is a lot of it, most of which retains its original sandy colour. Good clear skin, but not as good as it was a few years ago. I should moisturise. No wrinkles yet, except a couple of laughter lines at my eyes. I laugh a lot. The shape of my face is very like those of my sister and my mother. I like seeing them when I look at myself.

by Anonymousreply 58May 1, 2022 8:49 AM

Mike Betts was a Colt Studio model in the 80s and 90s, back when big bushes were celebrated.

by Anonymousreply 59May 1, 2022 8:52 AM

I see a survivor.

And then I launch my 45 minute musical medley that starts with my version of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive and should end with my version of Sondheim's I'm Still Here.

But I have to tell you, when I'm at minute 27 and I'm segueing into Elton John 's I'm Still Standing, I got to sit down on the toilet and catch a breath.

And that's on a good day. I got maybe one or two of these in me a week. You know, the full 45 down over consecutive days.

I've learned how to shave without a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 60May 1, 2022 9:05 AM

r59 Are you implying that you see big bushes when you look at yourself?

by Anonymousreply 61May 1, 2022 9:11 AM

R59, I gotta admit, I do love bushes like that, it's a pity they've not been that celebrated in my lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 62May 1, 2022 10:06 AM

Given I have a big bush, yes R61!

by Anonymousreply 63May 1, 2022 11:22 PM

A bag of flesh

by Anonymousreply 64May 1, 2022 11:25 PM

Sweaty, befuddled, delusional, drunk.

by Anonymousreply 65May 1, 2022 11:58 PM

Toothpaste splatters.

by Anonymousreply 66May 2, 2022 12:04 AM

A hot guy next door dude

by Anonymousreply 67May 2, 2022 12:10 AM
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