Nicholas Fairford II - he's baaaack! And pretty as a picture

Do you think he shaves his armpits?

Probably waxes, r1

R1 I'll have to check back on previous vids, its a good question. He may well wax. If anyone one can recall a pic or video where Nicholas's armpits have been visible, please advise

This pic appeared in the old thread last thing, its worth having here, he is just so beautiful in this

Alas it doesnt reveal whether there's armpit hair or not, still, its lovely so here tis

Nicholas Fairford Part Deux, The Reckoning.

Let us continue to celebrate and vituperate all things Fairford.

Closest I could get to a pic actually showing his armpits on his Insta anyway

She’s not a well woman.,

That's quite the cheesecake shot.

His freshly shaved armpits have a twee scene of attar of roses. Like his hole ditto. "It's necessary for the upper classes to set an example by scenting their pits and holes appropriately. I am a proud example of that."

Is he going to give us douching tips?🧐

Our beloved Nicholas treats us to a wonderful spring picnic in his exclusive, and private garden! He is wears an interesting tuck in his shirt that forms a point that draws ones eyes down to his dainty moose knuckle!

R12 His number of subscribers is taking a loooong time to go up. He needs to do more interesting videos.

How old is he?

R14 He said his 30’s but won’t give an exact number.

R13, he should make a video on Calton Hill, getting pumped rotten and providing a finger buffet for the cruisers.

r14 The same age as my tongue, and a little bit older than my teeth.

R14 he's 31, I remember him last year he turned 30

R12 yeah I dont know if thats deliberate he just didnt tuck his shirt in, it does look odd.

I dont know if anyone noticed about the 9 minute point where he was talking about fixing up his front door, changing the door handle and the knocker, he said of himself "so macho - just kidding!"

I assume NF is renting, so why would he pay for a new 'Bee' door knocker himself and paint the door. Do you think the Landlord takes those kinds of costs off his rent?

Nicolas has never been reticent about giving his age, whatever R15 says. He probably likes it that people think he's younger, thanks to his punishing beauty regimen.

R19 I presume he intends to be there long term, and landlords like a long term tenant, especially one that is trouble free (as Nicholas would be I'd imagine) so painting a door is a small cost long term if you are house proud. The "Bee" knocker can be removed just as easily as it was put on (and probably wasnt that expensive). The landlord may well be covering the cost of the paint, he has painted the interior in a soft neutral colour that will present no problems in reletting it in the future

If a tenant is willing to do the work of painting themselves it makes sense for the landlord to pay for the paint - its certainly cheaper than having to get painters in!

I imagine Nikki dancing around to Kylie Minogue records while he cleans.

R21 got ya. Cheers

Is he a friend of GOOP?

That's got to be the worst way ever for someone to promote his OnlyFans account.

Oy vey R19 is one of THOSE sorts of property owners. He's probably the type who asks people if they rent or do they own! Leave our little Nikki alone, you smug little cunt! He's bound to improve the place anyhow, as v8fairy explains.

Pass around bottom.

The real interesting thing in these threads is that there's apparently one queen who has a legitimate hard-on for this doughy, pretentious little cake pop of a man. I'm cool with him making his videos and they're mildly entertaining as DL threads but, the truth is, this kid is consumed with material things, with image, with having what he perceives to be "the best" of everything. We Gen-Xers would call that a "label queen". It's certainly not unique among people his age, but he clearly wants to be legitimate and famous, but doesn't appear ready to put in the real work for it. It isn't the finer things in life he wants to have and promote, it's the "what makes me look rich and fabulous" things he craves. Perhaps he'll grow out of it. Martha Stewart, Goop, all of those vapid, banal and nasty cunts are the exact same thing. But they also worked hard to get there, and it wasn't through pretending and playing house on YouTube. Stewart grew a thriving business before she published her first book. She built a reputation. Goop was just a spoiled rich white woman, but she still worked hard to get that shit to be taken as (laughably) serious as it's been accepted to be. Perhaps Nicky will rise to that station himself, but he won't get there just by prissing around on YouTube videos. He would have no audience on TikTok because that's all trash and mouth-breathers. He may take off on Facebook where all the meemaws and fraus may find him amusing. If I were him, I'd aim at branding or inventing some shit that would get me on QVC. Use that as a springboard. But professing adept knowledge of and a talent for everything from applying makeup (HE'S A MAN!), to baking to decorating to playing pic-nic party is just too, too much. Boy needs to actually work a wee bit to get to where he wants to be.

Mincing around his flat for a tiny YouTube audience is only gonna guarantee him a future as Edinborough's most well-known shop bottom, and not the career of international tastemaker that he clearly wants to be. Dial it back on the pretense hon, you're not even 40, you haven't earned it.

Calm down R26, time for you to have an edible.

R28- LOL! Thank you!

I played along for awhile and found Nicky to be good AMSR, now I hate watch the gal.

This chick is insufferable.

Code Red Code Red!

Nicky just announced that he wants V8Fairy ON LOCK DOWN-

In Nick's LADYPANTIES!!!!!!

All yours V8.

he has had candles an linens. what the extent or profit was who knows?

dallas lady probably scammed him, as southern ladies with money do.

I suspect that Nick's vagina is very flappity.

Like one of those unruly ones that looks like a demon- just flappity.

Which is totally at odds with his perfect little life.

When that zipper on his lady brand pants comes on down, and those haunches are spread far and wide-

There is a purple-pink demon face ready to take on a giant dick.

thick scottish and bb cock. It's not to be avoided, r33.

I find him funny as a stereotype of a prissy, label queen. He could move to Dallas tomorrow and be treated like a god(dess). Considering him as having a sincere internet in these things is depressing - I’ll just have a laugh at the “prettiness”

R33 Has she tried some vaginal steaming?

you know it's sm00h.

Nicholas would absolutely do well in Dallas (I live here), and mid-America in general. I see his bland, and safe style all over. He really does need to start lighting a fire under his ass if he wants to achieve the lifestyle he craves. If he could network/fuck his way into the right group to launch, and promote a home goods line, I think it would do well in the US. His accent would actually do him well, because most American fraus wont know he's a pretender, and would just take him as a fancy gay from the UK.

who?

R28 damn right I got a hard on for him, legitimate, all 8 inches of it

R31 he hasnt announced it to ME yet! and hell yeah I wanna rip his "ladypanties" off him, pink or whatever colour they are

R38 thats actually sound advice, he likely would do well in the US

R40 Nikki’s dick is probably bigger than yours. Sorry, but you’ll have to bottom.

I would like to paint his insides a nice creamy (and sticky) shade of white.

New video...Glory be.....another bloody afternoon tea...Downton Abbey style....yawn

Nicholas gives us TWO new highly anticipated sandwich fillings, and a fabulous cake in his latest thrilling Downton Abby themed teas! We are also treated to sneak peak of Nicholas's new scent product line (soon available world wide!) He also models a chic NF branded apron! I was on the edge of my seat this entire episode! I'm going to be a nervous wreck until the day he does his big garden makeover reveal!

I didn’t watch the last 6 minutes because he started rambling too much. Other than that, it was a much better video than usual.

He has no visible means of $upport. Just fussing and primping all day. Do people just send him money?

Maybe these two can fight for the bottom?

R46 I think he makes enough off YouTube to get by. It certainly isnt making him rich but he is making enough to meet his day to day expenses. I suspect he may have some sort of part time retail job as well

....

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of baking would know that beating cake batter for TEN minutes after the flour is in will just deflate the egg-sugar-butter mixture (which is needed for lightness and rise) and overdevelop the gluten. Bread, yes; cake, never.

Then again, anyone with a passing knowledge of reading would know that the instructions for the cake never called for that in the first place.

[quote]In a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, or in a large bowl with a handheld mixer, cream together the butter and superfine sugar on a medium speed until smooth and creamy. Add the egg yolks, one at a time, mixing well after each addition, then beat for 10 minutes. The mixture should be pale and fluffy. On low speed, beat in 2 tablespoons of the flour mixture to prevent curdling, then add the remaining flour mixture in three batches, alternating with the reserved juice in two batches, beginning and ending with the flour and mixing well after each addition. Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans, spreading to the edges of the pan.

He should just interview actually stylish, sophisticated people. There's plenty to choose from. Rather than staging a sad picnic for one, actually host a picnic of interesting people.

Picnic With Nic

Is Nicholas the illegitimate child of Martha Stewart?

R51, do you think he has any idea what to say to them?

R49 that site confirms what I thought - even at the high end of the estimates he would likely need a part time retail gig or similar to make ends meet, unless he has some other income source we dont know about. He is selling some stuff through his site too which would help

R50 will definitely take your word on that, as you sound extremely knowledgeable, certainly more so than I am!

Why did he frost the cake so sloppily? The sides were a mess.

Our fair Nicholas is back with his latest, and frankly most drawn out latest video. He opens with an enchanting walk through a local park with his dogfriends, struggles with applying peel and stick tile for his kitchen makeover, robs us of a garden reveal, trims potted shrubs for what feels like 45 minutes and goes on about tea pots, and what makes him happy! He also asks if we like the new "vlog" style video.

i liked it.

He's lovely, handsome, and so elegant! Why do I want to strangle him?

He really needs a handyman lover to help him execute his home improvement ideas. Sadly, he probably thinks a working class guy is not good enough for him. These upper crust types would look down on him the same way.

R59 You can tell he will be the stereotypical gay who spent decades waiting for a rich guy and passed up “regular” guys only to end up all alone in his 50’s.

He should do a show at the Fringe. He would be at home with all the other idiots who think they have something unique to say.

Hope he keeps the sand out of his vag.

[quote] He should just interview actually stylish, sophisticated people. There's plenty to choose from. Rather than staging a sad picnic for one, actually host a picnic of interesting people. Picnic With Nic

It would be great if that picnic turned into a gang bang.

Somehow, I suspect the plastic tile stickers' packaging carried a huge warning that it absolutely, positively should never be used in proximity to an open flame. I also suspect there was no sidenote stating that leaning a tray against the wall makes it all okay.

Next video: delivering a thank-you basket of mini lemon tarts to the fire station.

R56 thanks for that, I like the vlog style of vid he's trying out, It'll work for him better. He should do more walks and tours around parks and historic homes around Edinburgh, and the castle. I wonder if there's a cruisy park nearby... that could be interesting

R63 that could be an interesting departure from the usual for him! I'd watch that

R64 Here are the tiles on Amazon, they are advertised as "WATERPROOF & HEAT RESISTANT - Widely used in kitchen backsplash, kitchen island walls, bathroom backsplash, shower, fireplace, and installed behind the stove ", if these are indeed the ones he is using. Putting the metal tray behind the stove should be perfectly adequate protection

Interesting. Art3D’s website says not to install it within 16 vertical inches of a gas stove unless there’s a raised metal control panel or cover at the back of the cooktop.

In any case, I had no idea that such a product existed. It reminds of those cars that are covered in sheets of plastic advertising.

with regards to Niccys finances, they were discussing this on tattle and someone pointed out: Nicolas Fairford's linked-in profile says he is company owner of Noovo LTD, registered under his real name, Nicholas Burden, with business partner Vanessa Keizer, which generated a revenue of $116,772 (86,000UKPounds) in 2021.

Not bad for chucking out one shit video per week.

R67 he's making pretty good coin then, but its from much more than just You Tube. That alone cant be more than a quarter of it, the stuff he is selling online must be doing exceptionally well or he's making money from some other source

Then why is he working in a shop to supplement his income?

His life will change the day his adorable doggie passes away. We’ll then see a grounded, sullen, and depressed Nicholas emerge. With power tools.

R67 Why does he have a fake last name?

[quote] Why does he have a fake last name?

Because Fairford sounds and looks posher than Burden.

And how does “de Pompadour” sound and look?

R73 He looks so damn creepy there.

"...doughy, pretentious little cake pop of a man." R28, that's brilliant.

What he did to the kitchen tiles @R56 is an abomination! Those red tiles were lovely and he goes and puts those cheap, white stick-on panels!

R76 Thank you! I thought the same thing! Those fake plastic tiles look stupid and now the kitchen is just all white.

This was probably addressed in previous threads (sorry!), but is it probable Nicolas has come across these posts whilst googling himself? I wonder what he must think - but then, he’s a working class guy who gave himself a fancy name and (badly) approximates a posh accent, so he must be a bit of a weirdo. He’d fit right in here if he allowed himself to let loose.

That said, I do rather love him. His voice is soothing (tortured accent aside), his aspirational desperation is cute, and his recipes and diy are hapless enough to be quite endearing. 🤷🏻

He's better off acknowledging what he is, and seeking the advice from those he aspires to be like.

But then, there's probably US viewers who believe he has already 'arrived.'

[quote]Then why is he working in a shop to supplement his income?

R69 We dont KNOW that he is working in a shop, it just an assumption, with no solid evidence to confirm it as yet

R70 When his doggie passes away he will be sad and upset, just as any normal person would be when a beloved pet passes away. And we may not see a video for a couple of weeks (understandably). Crying yes, but I cant see him being sullen though

As to the change of last name, he wouldnt have been the first to change a surname, and wont be the last. And "Burden" is admittedly not an ideal name if you are wanting to set up an online presence, its a bit of an unfortunate surname. He may also have privacy reasons for the change too, again that makes sense when you're setting up an online presence.

R76/R77 I preferred the red tiles myself too, but if he's doing videos in there the white is more practical as it reflects more light. Wouldnt have been my personal choice either, but he's the one that has to live with it. I would have gone with a nice Victorian patterned tile myself.

R78 I just think he's cute all round, but then everyone knows that

He's going to be Burden on whatever sugar daddy he can attach to.

Everybody knows a shop bottom always works in a shop!

His body isn’t good enough for a sugar daddy unless he gets a guy that’s over 70.

has anyone else noticed he's started absurdly over pronouncing the letter k in words like "week", "cake", etc? What accent is he trying to perform?

It may be that his original accent uses a glottal stop for a K sound in that position, and he's overcompensating. That's more common with T, where someone will overpronounce the T in e.g. wait to avoid wai' (with a glottal stop at the end).

He’s a Northern commonality trying to affect a posher accent.

He'll eventually say the word "cunt" and then we'll hear if he drops the "t".

He's not my usual type, but I'd like to fuck him senseless. Those pellucid eyes, that soft skin and softer voice, I want to make him SQUEAL.

he'd say...oh, daddy!...oh, daddy! what's your bank balance?

Nic will be devastated that his flat wasn't chosen.

Nicholas is simply the best little boy in the world.

R90 given how ugly the interior of that place is I doubt he gives a shit. Whoever's judging that is operating on totally different standards (worse ones in my view). The winning place will look horribly dated in ten years time, his is more classic

V8fairy will say anything to get down Nick's ladies linen pants.

That isn't Scotland's home of the year. It's one of many homes on a BBC Scotland show called [italic]Scotland’s Home of the Year.[/italic]

R93 Yes I'd love to get down Nicks ladies linen pants, or just rip them off if necessary by brute force, but that flat is objectively ugly as shit

R94 I fucking hope that isnt Scotland's home of the year, there probably about a million there that are better. Including Nick's

Found this pic on his insta, he really is utterly gorgeous. Damn I want to rip those pants off him

R96, scary comments by the fraus on his Insta....you might have a bit of competition.

On today's installment, our sweet Nicholas begins with a rundown of his big upcoming plans while sitting at his glamorous vanity table, all the while giving us product, and makeup recommendations that keeps his twink glow for us! We are also treated to a thrilling new garden item!!! While sashaying through the airport we hear hints of our little prince being a tad grumpy! We are then whisked away on a magical journey to his family home to for a party that is not documented. Nicholas then treats us to a peak of his sisters new home which is under renovation, and ends with him trying to butch it up on a fence!!! What do we think of his new "vlog" filming style?

He needs to loose 20 lbs…..

He needs to lose the Coronation Street accent and the queeny emphasis on making Americans think he’s fancy. He isn’t.

R98, I like the 'vlog' style, it's move robust.

She's starting to get 'Karen' hair.

[quote]He needs to loose 20 lbs…..

And quit making all those cakes.

That property where his sister/BIL/niece and parents are moving is quite lovely - and that walled garden has me green with envy. He reckons that house is going to be finished/move-in ready by August but somehow I doubt it.

I don't think Nick needs to lose weight, the slight softness is part of his look (and it makes his face look younger) but I fully agree on the weird, affected accent (what even is that? what's he covering up with that nasally Queen-type act?).

[quote]. Nicholas then treats us to a peak of his sisters new home which is under renovation,

A peak? You mean like a gable?

[quote]He needs to loose 20 lbs….

On whom do you suggest he loose them?

This Christian company in Georgia rents out props for weddings including the amazing "Donut Wall." Nicholas needs one in his home since he loves sweets. His tea parties would be the envy of the neighbourhood!

He's got a white pasty body

but I bet he has the chubby sexy bussy lips that just beg you to fuck 'em

and you can probably make him cum just by sucking his big pink nipples and fingering his hole

She definitely reads this site and I just want to say...

Nicolas reminds me of one of me mum's friends

short, cute, non-threatening

but she's insatiable in bed and will fuck anyone's man

R110 How do you know about what your mom’s friend does in bed?🧐

He needs to study one of these posh accents.

R98 yes that was reasonably interesting, the vlogs work well for him better than the cake making etc

R99 he could possibly lose 20 lbs but he doesnt really need to unlike a lot in the UK, USA and here - I think he would look a bit too thin and gaunt if he did. R104 is right, he looks fine as he is, he is very soft. I like soft men, and he's just right. I do like what that house could potentially be, and the wall garden, but they're both a bit of a blank slate at the moment

R108 white pasty and soft is fine by me. And I'm pretty damn good at sucking nipples.... etc

R112 How come the upper class has thin lips mostly?

The lips have been bred out of them.

R116 Although I'm pretty sure many have bred into Nicholas's backdoor lips.

Sophie's sick!!!

In this newest vlog our sleepy prince greets us on the train to London with his beloved Sophie! We then arrive in style to none other than The Chelsea Flower Show! We are taken on a tour by none other than the most precious flower of them all...OUR NICHOLAS! Later he gives us a fabulous wine pick, a stroll to his favorite store, and do I spy a peek at a sassy little jacket? Back in Edinburgh, sweet Sophie has a medical emergency. Nicholas obviously cares deeply for her, we wish her a speedy recovery! There is a special treat for us in the form of a living room update! We are teased at the end with a jubilee edition at the end, and I can hardly wait!

[quote] Back in Edinburgh, sweet Sophie has a medical emergency.

Munchausen by proxy, no doubt. He's one twisted little hustler.

I’ve suffered in silence, not being able to comment during prime-time. Oh my sweet love. Now I have been set free.

How I longed to defend you from these monstrous onlookers and their cruel comments. They do not deserve to be in your presence. Pay them no mind.

My heart yearns for the day we reveal our love to the world.

Until then my sweet prince.

Forever your knight in shining armor.

We hope R119 has an "accident".

Who does he stay with when he's traveling? Octogenarian former clients who used to keep him?

I was laughing at that video of him showing his sisters new house. It’s like gurl, how sad you can’t get a man that can buy you your own country house.

One more word out of the the crusty wench @123 and it’s off to the tower with ya.

Back to the kitchens, r122.

Go back to watching the Kardashians or that stupid MTV skateboard show where they bash their heads in on purpose.

Nick is not for everyone especially if you’re more naturally acclimated to more low brow content.

He is aspirational and never claimed to be some highborn snob. He made it clear that comes from humble beginnings. Do you want him to do this routine with a harsh, regional accent? He is speaking the part.

I object to the upthread attempts to group his endeavors with the selfish, shallow and intentionally dysfunctional and reactionary popular culture memes given as examples.

Nicholas is reaching above all that. He is trying to carve out a sensible space in a senseless world and that is the opposite of those examples and a lazy grouping.

The world needs Nick. I need Nick. So give him a break.

Nicholas is like a cool breeze on a hot day. Welcomed, pleasant, and refreshing!

r126 is kinda creepy.

Ewww

Perhaps there's an MBE in his future?

Major Bottom Energy?

The future is now.

Does he have a well-connected sugar daddy who will take him to some of the Jubilee events? You just know Nicolas has been practising his curtsy in case he meets a member of the royal family.

I think there’s a damehood likely for his service as a bubbleheaded fat arse.

Is he making “treats” for a Jubilee party?

R118 thanks for the video, been busy so havent got to it until just now. Good to hear his dog seems to be OK after all, animals can get pretty upset about a big change in routine especially as they get older. Those wall lights look like a piece of piss to deal with, just turn off the lighting circuit at the main power distribution board and then unscrew the terminal blocks and pull the wires out, tape them up and stuff em back inside the wall cavity. Apparently he has a handyman just a few doors down who will come and do it for him anyway, wonder what else he does for Nick.....

on his insta story yesterday, he watched the jubilee on his laptop!

but put up bunting.

I became too over excited in anticipation for his Platinum Jubilee episode, I almost reached for the smelling salts. I decided to treat myself to some self care, because it's what Nicholas would want us to do.

YAWN!

When we are finally married, would the custom be to call me Mr. Fairfiold as well?

Or does he take my name? I wouldn’t be so bold. It won’t do.

A hyphen?

Maybe it’s just the pre-wedding jitters. I’m sure we will manage just fine.

R139, you would be Mr. Yourname-Burden.

R140, I hope R139 's last name isn't Imjusta.

The Platinum episode is here! Nicholas invites us along for his intimate garden party, and give us a list of scrumptious nibbles he will serve his guests. He laments his failure with the wall lights, but none the less he muddled on and did his best. If only V8Fairy were there to save the day! We get a Sophie update, and thankfully she is feeling much better! After a nice chat, we are transported to the kitchen where we learn how to make the Queen's favorite chocolate biscuit cake! Nicholas then show us a simple, but stunning flower arrangement lovingly arranged by his gentle hands. As he sashays out the door, past Sophie we arrive in his smartly appointed garden to set up for the party. Everything looks so magical, and we can see the Villeroy & Boch Rose Garden collection in action! Before dressing, Nicholas toast us with a glass of champagne, and the party gets started! It was a raging success, and as usual our fair prince was the perfect hostess!

The Queen has uploaded a Jubilee video finally (no, not THAT Queen!) Thanks R142 you got to it before I did! I was waiting for it to appear and got called away

I actually think those two prints work better where he has put them than they would of over the fireplace. He can move or replace the lights at a later date now. Would love to have been able to be there and sort those for him nonetheless... and be there for the party afterwards. He had a small table set aside just for glassware, actually thats a really good idea, and I notice he also had it stuck in a corner surrounded by pot plants and chairs so thees no chance of it getting bumped and glasses getting knocked over, very smart.

If it was so hot out there in the sun he should have been wearing a skimpier outfit, jus sayin....

ohhh...ya'll called him out!!

[bold]WHICH ONE OF YOU NASTY SPITEFUL QUEENS CALLED OUT NICHOLAS!?![/bold]

I intend to choose the path of Nicholas, and not act in anger. I shall indulge in a self care routine, and wish that these [bold]OLD WHORES[/bold] have a wonderful day

R144 He must read about himself on here.

^ of course he does, he'd be silly not to.

Thanks, that was an interesting watch R144, he got into some fairly good questions in depth in his Q+A. Including what he is looking for in a partner - he says he's looking for tall, dark haired with a "sporting build". Well thats about 1.5 out of three, I do have the "sporting build" as I do a lot of exercise, and although I'm not tall tall, I'm a bit taller than he is, so a partial win there. My hair is very much not dark though. He's also looking for someone that'll fir in with his friend group which does make sense, and that'd remain to be seen.

There is of course the little matter of distance...

i thought sporty build meant like a football (us) player. fit fat-ish?

'merican here.

Yeah, its a little vague. Could mean anything depending on the sport - "sporty build" will be different for a swimmer, different again for a runner or cyclist, and very different from a sumo wrestler. I mostly swim and cycle, so more of a leaner build than average

So he’s the typical delusional qween who wants a man with the traits of a 10 even though he’s a 4.

He's a solid 10 to me. Different people like different things and all

I'd take him as a house husband as long as I could whore his sloppy hole out on BBRT.

R152 Of course he is to you considering you’re probably a 2.

R152, I love your enthusiasm. I just have a problem with Nicolas coping with a' Little Aussie Bleeder'

how does that relate to kath and kim or olivia newton-john?

^ look up Norman Gunston, satirical Aussie character

NAH.

He does say in that video that after meeting his ex of 8/9 years, the ex took him to Dubai right away. Hmmm.

Are you insinuating R159 that this ex turned out Nicky's sweet little pink hole, to dusky hued sand people for money!?! He's to gentle for the white slave trade!

I remain entranced by his pronunciation of "yew-chewb."

"If somebody is considering emailing me to offer me a date" Your IN V8fairy. Go get 'em, tiger!

That sounds desperate. What happened to the gentleman caller he had over for dinner for a second date?

[quote]"If somebody is considering emailing me to offer me a date" Your IN V8fairy.

My [italic]what[/italic] in V8fairy?

[quote]That sounds desperate. What happened to the gentleman caller he had over for dinner for a second date?

Did you watch the video? He said even on dating apps and in the local gay clubs he has no success.

Have an in with someone. def: to have influence with someone. v8fairy is in with Nicholas.

he said everyone wanted to just hook up and he is a maiden looking for a master.

I nominate r166 for DL's first Dunning-Kreuger award.

[quote]Your IN V8fairy.

To get the meaning you want to attribute to this sentence, it would have to be:

[quote][italic]You're[/italic] in, V8fairy.

And yes, the comma is required.

^No idea how the hyphen sneaked in there^

dumbass

R160 I doubt he was ever a Dubai porta potty, I think he has more discernment and self esteem than to sink to that

R162 if I was in the UK I would so be in - but I'm on the other side of the world

SELF CARE SUNDAY IS BACK! We join Nicholas in his boudoir applying a soothing mask to help him relax, and detox! He warns us of the dangers alcohol can do to our skin, and give us an TWO mask recommendations, it was very riveting. After treating us to his skin care routine Nicholas joins us in the garden (WITH THE ROSE GARDEN COLLECTION!) for a cozy breakfast, and small moments of joy. Nicholas then take us on an exciting journey, and invites us to visit Van Gogh Alive with him. A very magical segment, I am sure all will be moved to tears by it splendor. Its like we are all RIGHT THERE!!! After having a nice chat, we get a scrumptious new recipe of salmorejo! Nicholas than show us a BRAVE presentation, of serving the soup in a cup! Meanwhile, in the garden, Nicholas impresses with a magnificent place setting, and proceeds to undo his skin detox by having a glass of wine. He then leaves us on tenterhooks, with a teaser for next weeks episode, I can hardly wait!

His interior design style is very Aunt Gertie.

Those lamps!

Fuck you, R173, I have one of those same lamps!

[quote]He warns us of the dangers alcohol can do to our skin

Yet he frequently talks about drinks or makes drinks in his videos.

True ladies know how to hide their day drinking.

His cocktails are "a bit naughty"—i.e. they contain a tablespoon of brown sugar per glass.

Is that Scottish for "BBC?"

R172 thanks for that little rundown, good summary. I done up and quit drinking years ago, have noticed my skin is real good since I quit, other people said its good for my age and all too. I dont do none of these masks and creams and such I aint got the time, but I do keep outta the sun and I never could afford to smoke which helps too. Smokes are close on forty bucks a pack here now. Have to say whatever he is doing is working despite his drinking he looks damn fine.

He mentioned having a "wild weekend", would like to have been there for that. London looked real pretty in the start of the video, and Nicolas looked absolutely stunning when was having breakfast in his front garden, very pretty too.

R173 I find those lamps a bit plain for my taste. Would have gone with chintz shades with tassled fringe and some sort of patterned base. Plain white like that doesnt really do it for me

His accent is almost like a Continental European who's studied English in Blackpool.

Birmingham, really? I don't hear Brummie at all. I assumed he was from somewhere near Manchester.

Has anyone bought his candle? I’m curious to hear an honest review! Guessing it’s pretty strong….

weak eppy.

I'd felch him back to the Stone Age- where he picked up that outfit in the first place.

14 Minutes Of Fabulous! Nicholas throws us all a curve ball! His amazing experience he had planned for us has been postponed! But fear not fellow Fairfordites! Nicholas BRINGS IT with summer shopping recommendations! Nicholas gives us some sumptuous, and stunning picks for this season! Even sweet Sophie can not contain her excitement!!! For those craving a signature tablescape, our Nicholas does NOT disappoint. Ever the tease, we are warned some of his pieces are CUSTOM, but as usual the prestigious Villeroy & Boch makes a guest starring role! Nicholas keeps the thrills coming with scent recommendations, and he even drops his own secret seasonal formula! What an amazing episode, I simply can not wait what the next installment will be!

R185 thank for that. It was obviously done in a rush, as he had found out that what he intended to do couldnt go up until August so he had to make something up on the fly and get it uploaded. Perhaps he'd be wise to have a few videos ready to roll in case of contingencies like this. And Sophie was sleeping through the whole thing I think

Pity he didnt do a whole body skincare video that would of been hot

I don't think Edinburgh has a summer.

That video at R185 is the equivalent to watching paint dry. The definition of boring.

R188, some of his videos actually consist mostly of watching paint dry.

It’s Royal Week in Edinburgh. No doubt Nicholas will make a big tub of cranachan and invite the Queen over.

We think she's Fabulous!

Does she have a husband?

Go away, Erna.

I'd love to come home to someone like Nicholas. He's the perfect house husband.

R188 I love how one of his tips to bring scent into the home is to open the windows. I never would have thought of that.🙄

Edinburgh, even at street-level, must smell better than some other cities. Where I live, to open the windows would risk filling your apartment with cannabis reek.

R195 Where do you live? Above a “coffee shop” in Amsterdam?

No, in a New England city. Legalization has consequences.

Edinburgh has the smell of hopps. Nauseating.

and sticky scottish smegma!

BREAKING NEWS: NICHOLAS POSTED ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORY A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIM AS A YOUNG TWINK!!!!

discuss!

Yummy. Yes please. I’ll have seconds. Just keep that damn dog Sophie out of the room. She smells bad.

R200 Lawd!😂

Oh man, R200. In China, they'd throw that thing down a well along with all the baby girls.

He should have told his younger gay self to let wealthy Arabs fuck his pink hole for thousands of dollars, and invested it. This way he would have had his own cottage in the Cotswolds! You can't tell me those Arabs would not have paid good money to fuck young Nicholas. He could have charged a lot since he looked so girly.

^ maybe the boyfriend made all the money renting him out!

Is that a still from his "Leave Lisa Rinna Alone!" video?

R [10], you had me lmfao!

Jesus R[26], get your smelling salts! R172, 😂 R 119& 120 😂😂

In this weeks installment, Nicholas is our gracious guide in the enchanting city of Edinburgh! Our video begins with an amazing development! Nicholas has a new sponsor! Babbel! If it's one thing our lovely lad knows its self improvement, and that is what learning a new language is all about! Now on to our private tour! Our journey begins at Holyrood Park, and Nicholas is on pins, and needles as The Queen herself happens to be in residence at Holyrood Castle! We are then transported to the portrait gallery, and guess what you penny pinchers! ITS FREE!!! Nicholas discloses he spends a lot of time here, so it must be pretty special. Nicholas then gives a rundown of Saint James Quarter, there is something for everyone there. We then are taken to the Waldorf Astoria, and Nicholas takes us on a tour of the Sir Walter Scott Suite! He admits his favorite part of the suite is the bathroom, he tells us its his dream bathroom. Next we sit down at Pickles, a wonderful dog friendly pub. Sophie, and Bailey join us for a scrumptious little snack. Nicholas really lets us in on his weekly habits, so when V8Fairy finally makes his way to Nicholas's city, he has plenty of insider scoops to engineer an accidental meeting!! This was a thrilling video.

This chick sucks ass. What a blowhard

His pantsuits and lady sweaters look like shit and his candles smell like a mongoloid's colostomy bag!

Wow, sounds like R210 needs a self care day!

R211 XOXO

He's awful looking. Wow.

R209 Why is he posing like a 1980’s rapper in that thumbnail?

The National Portrait Gallery has been a lifelong favourite of mine. The recent refurbishment has been a big success in opening up what was a rather gloomy Victorian interior. Now it is bright and inviting.

Nicholas has missed out so many great places to visit in and around Edinburgh.

R209 thanks for the tip and yeah Holyrood Castle looks pretty spectacular

it seems like young Mr. Fairford is not the type to sully his reputation by having boudoir portraits, lewd videos, or any kind of nude photography type material out there...the better to maintain his class and elegance.

Pity, though.

If, and it's a big 'if'...if he actually gets down and dirty, it would be with the lights off, face down, lying rigid with hands by his sides and biting down firmly on some cheap ass frilly pillow made to look 'boudoir'.

I've only just heard of this guy. I find people like this really interesting, as I always assume there's an element of fake to them.

He's clearly trying to portray an affluent/upper class image (the font of his channel name, the seemingly affluent lounge in the background etc). Yet I detect his accent is a little affected and I suspect his place is rented, rather than being in the family.

I wonder what he's really like.

He needs a better haircut. Less Dorothy Hamill

I wouldn’t be surprised if he transitioned in a few years.

R221- He already has.

You can see is v bone and camel toe through his cream colored Liz Claiborne boom boom pants.

I imagine him putting rose petals 🥀 into the toilet bowl before taking a shit.

I don't have a problem with that R223. Beauty is always an illusion.

Nikky butt, V8!

Still has those little puppy titties in R225's video

R225, thanks, damn that is fine!

This weeks action packed episode: SUMMER SELF IMPROVEMENT! Nicholas sits us down in his smartly appointed living room for an exceptionally candid chat. He discloses to his adoring fans, that midway through the year, he likes to check in with how he is achieving his goals. I personally think this is a fantastic idea, and shows us that our Nicholas is very serious about being his best, It's very moving! For those of us (all of us) who have been longing a self care tips WE ARE IN FOR A TREAT!!! Nicholas recommends, while wearing a cashmere jumper, the fabulous, and sensational brand Lily Silk! It seems Nicholas likes to indulge himself by sleeping on SILK SHEETS! We then come to Nicholas's bedroom, where he coos poetically about the benefits of silk!

ALL HANDS ON DECK! Nicholas thrills in a sexually charged gym routine, whilst showing off his ASSets, in high cut black shorts in a breathtaking workout, and smoothie segment! Back to business Nicholas delights with a home made dusting solution, cleans his house (what did he hide that he pulled out of the couch!?!?)

WHO'S READY FOR A ROAD TRIP! Nicholas let's us tag along for a road trip to LONDON!!! We are treated to the sights, and delights of the cosmopolitan wonderland that is fabulous London! Nicholas looks right at home doing his thing, and give us a peek of what he keeps in his bag.It was enlightening to see his essentials! This installment felt like three episodes in one, so Nicholas was keeping his fans in mind, and had something special for all of us!

Sir, when a man is tired of Nicolas Fairford, he is tired of life!

i hope you don't spend too many of your brain cells on this weekly, r228.

If he was any more 'relaxed' he'd melt.

Sounds like R230 needs to invest in some silk sheets.

nah, this faux recap is exhausting and trite.

How many videos is he going to do of his little trips to London?😴

Also, his subscriber count has been stuck at 153k for a few months now. People are losing interest.

he was ragging edenborough weather again, but sugar momma lives there. he's stuck.

Can someone do a wellness check on R230 and R233 with their 225 WWs

R228 thanks for that, just watched that. The workout segment he put on Instagram earlier, but nice to see. That black top is quite tight on him.... yum! I looked at when he cleaned up, he fluffed a couple of cushions and the black thing he pulled off the couch was a dog lead. That cleaning solution could be worth a shot to keep the dust down

The trip to London bit was fun, but it sounds like the AC in Vanessa's car is on the way out, she may need to get it regassed, possibly the refrigerant has leaked out of a dried up seal over the winter months. Need to run your car AC a few times over winter to stop that happening

I've never tried silk sheets, would of thought they'd be hot in summer?

r236, it just told me i had 800 plus ww.

i am not a russian bot! but they must love me.

lolz wtf?

R236 they both sitting at 513 now

Shits broken I reckon

they luvz me. lol idk wtf

is it cold in AU?

R242 Cold and wet just like Edinburgh funnily enough. It'll be hot as Satan's asscrack in summer though

not too hot this summer. is it xmas time? ya'll should flip that.

R244 Seasons are opposite down under. We get summer when you gets winter. And the other way round

i know. but i'd do xmas in july and avoid poisonous animals in december.

and fuck anyone who disagrees!

I love his extremely awkward and uncomfortable "casual" poses. He's always tied up in some kind of tormented knot, perched on the edge of something, feigning interest in a coffee-table book, not quite sure what to do with his stylized hands I'm also a bit baffled by his statement about the luxurious bathroom in R209 's video. One of the things he loves the most about going to a hotel is taking a bath, he declares. He loves taking baths, and his bathroom at home only accommodates a shower. Does he not realize that his hotel bathroom doesn't have a bath either? Or is he just hoping that we won't notice that?

R237..Mr v8fairy...silk sheets are slippery...that's all I'll say!

I wonder who is his main after looking into YouTube stats?

NOOO!!!!!

Just watched his video^^^ Blimey what a boring old show. Fell asleep part way thru. As for that 'Pavlova' never seen such a flat disc in my life! Yes NF it's time for a break.....total break. Inspiration is NOT your cup of tea. (sorry v8fairy)

Oh MY! At 1:15 in that video Nick looks like he stuck a sock in his Women's Size 16 White Marks & Spencer jeans! He hikes those jeans way up. The waistband must sit at his chest?

Either that, or his labia folds are ENORMOUS!!

Opening the scene with Weetabix should have been a sure sign that he's given up.

Oh wait, he's only taking two weeks off to go to Mallorca and Italy. We can still follow his camel-toed stylings on TikTok!

niccy, the rest of my july is ruined!

that certainy was a bottom's breakfast. two huge bran cakes!

He's having a break. Dont blame him, everybody has got to have a holiday sometime

Only thing I take issue with is he said Pavlova is British. Its not, its from Australia or New Zealand originally. The exact source has long been disputed between the two, up to diplomatic levels, but it clearly originated from down under

Yeah, what the hell. Pavlova is not British.

Did he mean Eton Mess? It's just smashed up pavlova.

He looks like he’s just going thru the motions at this point. I used to enjoy the chill vibe. His vids were relaxing. Now they look forced. He needs a good two months to regroup.

how old is young Master Nicholas?

R259 30 I think

He is a dewy 32 now.

32? He's on the way to elder gay!

He's "taking a break" from YouTube.

He’s so dramatic. What a clickbait title for his video. “Final” dinner party when he’s only going to be away for two weeks.🙄

[quote]He looks like he’s just going thru the motions at this point. I used to enjoy the chill vibe. His vids were relaxing. Now they look forced. He needs a good two months to regroup.

I agree. His subscriber count has been stuck at 153k for months now, so we aren’t the only ones losing interest.

He doesn't sound very healthy. Doesn't normally eat breakfast, but he makes exceptions on days where he has dinner parties because he skips lunch? Okay.

Also, he used Tesco own brand yogurt on his cereal. It should have been Waitrose or M&S. No wonder he's losing viewers.

ATTN FAIRFORAHOLICS!

OUR SWEET PRINCESS HAS RETURNED!

Has he met Froy yet? They are into a lot of the same things. Cooking, interior decorating, antiques, plants, etc...

he's currently in Mallorca

I’ve kind of lost interest. The novelty wore off. He really doesn’t have anything interesting to say.

Where in Mallorca? There are some very fancy areas. His wannabe style would be looked down upon.

R270- Agreed.

R267 the Downton Abbey thing was quite interesting, but I found the shots of the places he was stating on the promo tour more interesting. Would like to have seen more of Mallorca or wherever it was he was on holiday. The beach he did his initial and end sections from which you can see in the background looked kind of rocky and uninviting from what I could see of it

He did say he managed to network with a bunch of people that do Youtube like he does so maybe he'll come up with some fresh ideas

still a cutie though! He's been real thirsty lately, with things like "looking for a boyfriend" and "still single". on his insta stories. Does he really think that's gonna get him a prime deep-pocketed tall dark & handsome?

I tried watching the latest video and I couldn’t get past a few minutes. I’m just over him.

Here's more on his holiday in Mallorca. It was really hot, but he still didnt take his shirt off, disappointing

His chubby little bussy lips are hungrier than ever...

Not a girl, but not yet a woman.

R276 Here you go!

R276 Or not. Sorry 'bout the link (and thanks and FU, Pillsbury). Spoiler alert: It was the Doughboy.

I'll see myself out.

He’s OVAH! His videos suck now and it takes him like a month to gain a thousand subscribers because he’s become so boring.

Why does he think anyone would want napkins with HIS initials on them?

I mean I'd feel like an idiot if I even had Queen Elizabeth's initials on my napkins.

Ok, time to light this one up again

"Spend a Cosy Day with Me"

That there's an invitation I sure would like to take him up on

He carved out a pumpkin to use as a temporary vase, lined it with foil, didnt work to good. I'd have just used a plastic takeaway container, or maybe sawed a big Mountain Dew or Coke bottle in half and used the lower portion. Beer can might work too at a pinch. Foil is gonna leak any which way you try it

R283, I fear the writings in this thread are much more exciting than young Nik's life. Time to give him an over and out.

He seems quite a lonely person.

Presumably he only lives in Edinburgh because he can't afford the type of apartment he'd like in London.