Help! My boyfriend wants to spank me!

You are likely to have either an Extremely Sensuous Time or an Excruciating Saturday Tail, OP.

Getting your butt whipped can be strangely titillating.

Or, as in your case, OP, rather dickilating.

Lube up.

[quote] he's gonna smack my bare ass

I would aim much higher

Well, you've been a bad boy. After every stroke of the lash, don't forget to say, 'Thank you, Sir, may I please have another?'

Do you have a sugar daddy, OP?

Stop being naughty, OP.

Start calling OP Joan Crawford because she's gonna get the buckle!

Dear Penthouse,

Every Sank Leaves welts.

*spank🤦🏻‍♂️

Anyone else hoping Op,s man beats him to a bloody pulp ?

6/10

Needs more detail, OP

0/10, and definitely what R13 said, just for posting crap like this.

OP, I'm so turned on by your thread! I just can't control myself! What do you think of your boyfriend's looks? Do you think you should keep him around because he doesn't have a perfect nose? What does he think of Madonna's nose? What does he think of Carolyn Bissets looks? The questions are just endless! I'll be back soon because you're exciting me!

This post is useless without details: What kind of clothes and what kind of shoes? Post links or descriptions so we can judge your fashion sense.

Start selling that ass on Rentmen.

Charge him one of these.

This sounds like an EST written by a 60 something, unfucked, eldergay with low IQ. I think the EST is supposed to be a 20 something character.

What gave it away, r20?

Was it ...

[quote]Hi all, I am a gay male.

Well the set up is supposed be such high drama but it all's so small minded and anticlimactic. I CHARGED A FORTUNE ON MY BF's CARD - but it's only a 1000 bucks. HE'S GOING TO PUNISH ME SEVERLY with DEVASTATINGLY INGENIOUS DARK AND PERVERSE PUNISHMENT RIGHT OF SADE - 10 slaps with a belt.

Lucky you OP!

OP, what we really want to know is: will he take your dirty briefs and shove them in your mouth as a gag, so when your bare ass is getting spanked you can't yell out in pain? When he spanks you, will he be clothed or naked? If you try to crawl away before the punishment is over, will he add extra blows? Will he pause in between them, so that you have time to reflect on what you did wrong? Will he hit you harder if you cry? Will he be hard after delivering those ten lashes, and will he then hog tie you and make you take his huge, throbbing cock into your slutty little mouth?

If you can't get him off in five minutes, will he spank you again???

Better than a canning.

At least he'd be well preserved.

I wish that was all I had to do to buy some nice new clothes.

So do I.

Why spend $1000 when this is the only hoodie you'll need OP?

I always found a couple of tea towels under my skirt spared me the worst of Ricky's paddlings.

I can’t stop laughing at “I’m scared”.

Tell him you are soooooo into that and really looking forward to the spanking.

Let him catch you watching some spanking pron, then lay down over his lap and ask him to give you a preview.

Was one of your recent purchases a jock strap? If not, run out and buy one to wear, as that will be more convincing.

I guess you were never spanked growing up and thus you are unprepared for life...LOL>

2/10 Must try harder.

I will gladly help your boyfriend spank you.

Sounds like you can't wait OP.

I'll be Extraordinarily Sorry That your friend doesn't mock your puny cocklet while he spanks your plump ass.

So the nose troll was around in April of 2022.

OP, shouldn't you set this up so it's on Only Fans? Do you think other men would pay to watch your BF paddle your bitch ass? If your public spanking generated a $1,000+, would the BF be happy? If he's happy how does he sexually abuse you?

If I were you, I would go spend an additional $2,000.00 and then tell him you want 30 lashings.

Seems totally worth it to me.

‘Pank me, Mama.

What kind of store doesn’t let you return clothing items?

Thank you sir, may I have another.

OP don't forget to go out and cut a switch from the nearest young tree.

Uhh huh. And the problem?

OP do you have a tender ass? Does it show marks?

Ypu deserve a lot more than 10. Take your medicine, it will lead to the hottest sex you two have ever had.

OP’s got some splainin to do

0/10. Sad

This is from last April, I have a feeling it was someone who saw a reference to that infamous old thread about the unemployed guy whose husband threatened to kick his ass because he'd spent too much money on azaleas, and tried to copy the same format, but failed.

Take it like a man, buddy.

Could be worse, he could demand to sit on your face and blow you a fart!

R52, From your lips to his rear!

'Pank me, Mama! 'Pank me hawd!