It's time to critique the bizarre speed boat crash video again

50-yr. old men and 25-yr. old girls... At least no titties popped out.

BAN OP = Here to promote HIS OWN VIDEO......yawn.....Go Away...

Love this, even better on slow motion. The driver goes down like a bowling pin and the woman in the pink bikini thinks a broken nail is the worst thing that’s going to happen that day…

I've never seen this before. This is awesome. Too bad the guys aren't shirtless. I want to see their titties.

Three girls and four guys. Weird.

Oh dear. I hope the sunglasses weren't expensive. They went flying.

R5, the woman in the lime green ain't no girl. As for that belly button decoration....gross. Tart material!!

They look like a bunch of assholes, likely Tumpers.

Definitely Trumpsters.

How did they crash?

What's there to critique? The video is very boring.

I told you not to let Lurch drive.

That was awesome.

Looks like green screen. Cheap at that.

OP is right, this is pretty amusing in slo mo. Don't shit on green bikini, she was the most alert and helpful right after the accident and unlike pink bikini or the dudes isn't stunned or losing her shit.

The driver actually looks like he's passed out the way he falls but I don't see that he hit his head on anything at all beforehand?

This situation is also 100% unsurprising. People think it's only 16 yr old boys that act like fucking dangerous idiots to impress hot girls but old dudes are actually worse imo. Driver was sooooo trying to impress those girls.

All the girls shoulda been decapitated. Then it woulda been worth watching.

They look like a bunch of Sims when they go down.

I’m confused, what did they hit? I hope it wasn’t a manatee.

But what they crash into? The dock?

Set to music

This makes me wanna go on that Golden Girls Cruise next year.

They crashed into the large wake from another boat. Experienced speedboat drivers know how to maneuver the boat when approaching a wake, but this guy clearly didn’t know what he was doing.

Didn't someone die? Or got seriously injured?

"... but I don't see that he hit his head on anything at all beforehand?"

It's not the impact that injures- it's the sudden stop.

I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I can't help myself.

I feel like a bad person finding this funny…mainly because pink bikini ho was like something out of a comedy sketch, freaking out about her finger until she had something worse to contend with.

[quote] They crashed into the large wake from another boat.

How horrible to be at a wake and then have a boat crash into it.

At first I thought this was going to be about Paul Murdaugh killing that Beach girl.

I was at a party about a year after the incident with the captain and his ‘wife’ I wasn’t sure if it was actually them until my husband said “ the bald head, the braids, its them”. Family Guy did a spoof of them which was hilarious

It would have been funnier if one of them had projective vomited.

R29 Were they as douchey in real life as they look on the video?

Show-boatin' turns ugly!!! They all look stupid!

Family Guy spoof, and comparison:

News story at the time the video went viral

Meme history…

I haven't seen that video at R20, in ages!!!

It always makes me laugh hysterically.

I especially loved seeing that stupid, bald headed douchebag poser get slammed into the ground, thanks to his own douchiness.

His stupidity will live forever on the internet, until eternity!

That driver goes down HARD

Weebles wobble and they do fall down.

None of them look like they'[re having fun. What's the point of buying a boat if it's such a grim chore?

[quote] None of them look like they'[re having fun.

I think they all wanted to tell the asshole douche driver to slow down, but no one wanted to look like a "chicken."

Especially since they were all standing there acting cool, with their sunglasses on.

If I were on that boat, you'd better believe that I would have shouted at the driver, "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, ASSHOLE!!!"

The Family Guy spoof - lol.

Sure, Green Bikini looks like a ho, but deep down seems like a sensible girl, a good egg. She's the ONLY one who was helpful.

The rest are entitled assholes. The other two bitches were drama queens and the 4 guys are completely useless.

Did they hit something or just a big wave?

I guessed this was in Florida. But it's Lake of the Ozarks. That's essentially the same place I'd assume.

From r35’s link:

"Hey guys, I was a passenger in this boat during the accident. Yes, there are many cardinal rules broken. The most important one I feel is no life jackets worn. As crazy as it seems, we had jackets for each person but as the poker run began we realized no one else was wearing them….. How foolish we were. I have read so many nasty comments on YouTube and other sites I am in shock. My wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. This was a very upsetting event for everyone involved. I have been around powerboats for many years and it only takes on unguarded minute to loose a life or permanently hurt people you love."

Yeah...and whose fault was THAT!?

That fucking douche bro cunt driver is insufferable. Posing like he's so fucking hard. That's what makes his inevitable face and body plant so satisfying.

The driver makes the AI chauffeur from Cyberpunk seem natural.

Holy hell ...

OP should have posted the one with soundtrack.

Does no one bother with a life vest anymore?

Two of the most important things I taught children as a lifeguard were to wear one in water and don’t stand up in a boat.

The stupidity of people nowadays, and the risks they take, never fails to amaze me.

I just noticed how high the sides of the boat are. Standing would be fine, but wear a damn life jacket.

Is this how Ozarks is going to end? The car flip was just a red herring.

[quote] That fucking douche bro cunt driver is insufferable. Posing like he's so fucking hard. That's what makes his inevitable face and body plant so satisfying.

Absofuckinglutely.

Look at his douche cunt face.

Thinking he's such a badass.

Then ... SLAM!!!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Fucking idiot.

I like the guy in blue in the back…head goes slam! Slam! Slam! Then throws up over the transom. Dumbasses

[quote] I like the guy in blue in the back…head goes slam! Slam! Slam! Then throws up over the transom. Dumbasses

But we're so fucking COOL!

The driver’s face plant is hilarious and never fails to make me laugh.

I also find green bikini’s wet little pigtails hysterical. I’m laughing so hard right now.

How fast were they going?

[quote]…”it only takes on unguarded minute to loose a life”

Oh, DEAR!

That was hilarious

TWO pussy mounds were two too many.

Period.

And the bald guy got no love or attention from the cunts.

What was never mentioned in the press is that the boat rocked like that because the propellor hit a kid surfing on a board and the grind-up kicked things up.

If you want to know what hell is like, take a trip to Lake of the Ozarks in June, July or August. Thousands and thousands of arrogant, know-it-all Missourians, cock sure that they are the smartest, most intelligent, most beautiful people on the whole planet, all them proud of their faux patriotism and faux Christianity, many spaced out on prescription drugs, meth and/or alcohol. These people truly believe they are God's gift to humanity, the backbone of the United States, the people saving the USofA from total destruction.

For dessert, you can go to Branson for an added dash of right wing Evangelism with your side orders of fake religious piety and fake patriotism.

The lady with the pigtails reminds me of a character Jim Carrey played on In Living Color

The mate was a mighty sailing man.

Important update: Guy in the white shirt standing behind girl in the pink does a blatant crotch grab (aka pecker checker, aka texas air conditioning, aka dutch rudder) at the 01:21 mark. Put that video in slo-mo to see. Thankfully for the girl in pink it's not the same hand he uses to interlock fingers with her - isn't it bad enough she jammed a finger, at least it wasn't from a used crotch hand....

I was waiting for the woman in the green bikini to toss the whiny one with the broken nail overboard, then continue helping everyone.

R67 LOL! A three hour tour…

The winds in that area are no joke. It was in Branson, in 2018, that one of those “duck boats” got swamped and 16 passengers (9 from the same family) and a crew member died.

[quote] The winds in that area are no joke. It was in Branson, in 2018, that one of those “duck boats” got swamped and 16 passengers (9 from the same family) and a crew member died.

Well then Mr. Big Shot should have slowed the fuck down.

Problem solved.

[quote] I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I can't help myself.

I didn’t laugh…until I watched the version set to music. Now I can’t stop laughing!

[quote]The winds in that area are no joke. It was in Branson, in 2018, that one of those “duck boats” got swamped and 16 passengers (9 from the same family) and a crew member died.

Yes but this had nothing to do with winds. It was caused by another boat's wake and the driver's excessive speed.

Yeah, I watched this 7 times to see how each person ate it. It looks like the driver got it the worst. He goes down like Wylie Coyote.

They were like “we are so hot, in our speedboat! Look how cool we are….”

And then

boat accidents are NOT FUNNY, guys

Bald guy - Gilligan obviously

Pigtails/green bikini gal - MaryAnn

Girl who breaks a nail - Ginger obviously

Third female - Mrs Howell

Red cap guy - Thurston Howell

Blue shirt vomiting guy - Skipper

Background white t-shirt guy - The Professor

The woman in the green bikini is mother to the woman in the pink bikini. She looks decent until her sunglasses fly off and her fuggo hag face is revealed. Her body is nice, though.

[quote]boat accidents are NOT FUNNY, guys

Neither are idiots piloting speedboats.

The women look so ridiculously, sluttily under dressed.

R78 Nailed it!

[quote] I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I can't help myself.

You should be laughing. They all survived and the driver was doing something stupid and fell down like a ton of bricks.

The fingernail girl was insufferable. The green bikini woman was really enabling that stupid fingernail girl. I think she was in love.

However, out of all of them, I'd say Green Bikini was the smartest and had the strongest sense of self-preservation.

[quote]boat accidents are NOT FUNNY, guys

This was no accident. It's a predictable result when you act stupidly and recklessly.

All he had to do was slow down for a few seconds and approach the boat wake an angle. And then he could’ve sped right back up. But no, he was intoxicated with speed and showing how bad of a motherfucker he was. hah!

[quote]But no, he was intoxicated with speed ....

Maybe he was intoxicated with booze too.

R45 mentioned that one guy broke his pelvis in several places and was in a wheelchair. Hopefully the wheelchair was only needed temporarily. I wish we could find out how they're all doing now.

The whole thing is kind of mesmerizing. I mean, even before the crash! The passengers look like they’re playing the most miserable game of Sardines ever and are being forced to participate at gun point or something.