"Had a lovely time last night with these two ladies"....... Michael Feinstein

Ugh, that's one smelly ride home

Awww. I think it’s sweet.

I can smell their crotches from here.

Is this a recent picture? They sure look a whole lot better than I expected

r4 the magicv of filters and pancakes.

He posted it on IG yesterday.

He does know that Joan makes homophobic remarks on a regular basis, doesn't he?

R7 so do many gay guys so Michael is used to it I'm sure!

Was this in NYC?

Joan also made Lizaphobic comments in her recently published diary:

“Go to a party given by [rich Texan socialite] Lynn Wyatt. Liza Minnelli has put on a lot of weight around the face, probably due to either drink or some kind of substance. She didn’t appear to notice me as I was standing talking to Elton John, and when she did she grabbed me and put me on her knee and hugged me, crooning: ‘My baby, my baby, I’ve missed you.’ These overly excitable displays of emotion are rather cringe-making.”

R9 I see foliage outside the window so it's probably LA where Liza lives

Hagsville

Smells like burnt champagne!

Well, I hope the ladies had a lovely time, too!

Once a phony, always a phony, R10.

Which one paid for Joan's meal?

I'm absolutely in love with Joan Collins. She also told some coloured people to go back to the colonies. I wonder if she also has a blackamoor brooch.

Is that a trans-man in the middle?

Liza, dear, a bit of makeup wouldn't go amiss. Even your drugged out mess of a mother who, in her last days, weighed 25 pounds soaking wet, knew to put on a bit of lipstick.

Put 'em all together and what've you got?

229 years.

No one touched their food. Too busy holding Liza up.

[quote] Had a lovely time last night with these two ladies

So Michael Feinstein had sex with them? I knew he was a pussy hound but does he do threesomes?

Damn, Joan is ten years older than Liza and looks a helluva lot better. Christ, she's eighty-eight and Liza's seventy-six. I don't think Feinstein looks bad for sixty-five. I hope I look that good when I get to be his age.

I don't believe there in a private home. I think they're in a restaurant.

Was it this lovely?

Geez, Christine Pedi is looking old.

I can't stop laughing at R1.

Jesus, you fuckers, leave Liza alone, for Christ's sake!!

You can see Joan's arm propping Liza up.

How do Joan Collins and Diane Warren know each other?

[quote] "Once a phony, always a phony, [R10]."

I never disliked Charlotte Rae, but I really began to love her after that, R15. Apparently though, Jackie was a genuinely good egg.

Who paid?

Liza is eating broccoli with carrots and there's a slice of lemon in something. What's the other thing on her plate?

Her dentures.

[quote]What's the other thing on her plate?

Looks like fish to me. With the lemon, could it be sole?

So is Miss Feinstein a professional leech now ? Does he live with Liza ? We know Joan would go out to eat with anyone who paid ,but whats his story?

R32 is Feinstein having roasted cauliflower? R34 yes it seemed to be fish.

Joan looks amazing for 88.

[quote] Joan looks amazing for 88.

Especially because she’s probably 90 or 92. All women shave a couple of years off.

The restaurant is Il Piccolino in West Hollywood. Joan tagged the restaurant in her instagram post - so maybe the meal was free.

Liza doesn't have much time left, but at least she seems happy in this photo.

They're all glowing in that photo.

Glad they're happy.

Charlotte Rae was best friends with Cloris Leachman. Joan Collins had an affair with Cloris's husband. That is the reason for Charlotte's hatred of Joan.

I see two old broads and an old queen. Where were the ladies?

R42. I remember that gossip.

In her later years, Charlotte would attend the opening of an envelope.

My friends used to joke that the most dangerous place was being in between her and a buffet.

beige hair looks good on Mike!

LIza's listing starboard...get the wheelchair!......

no, the director's chair!

no, the wheelchair!

In retrospect, it’s amazing she’s still alive…To clarify, Liza.

As my older friends would say…”She’s done a lot of living.”

The Sierra Towers was getting fumed for roaches that day so Liza needed to be taken somewhere for a few hours.

Shierra Towersh! Joan Collinsh livesh downstairsh from me.

I hope they let Joan present the Best Picture Oscar on the 50th anniversary of The Stud.

[quote] Had a lovely time last night with these two ladies

Any one of them could say that about the other two.

My dear dear friend, the shtar of the shilver and little shcreensh!

You may know her better ash Alexshish... or even ash The Girl in the Red Velvet Shwing!

Your friends shpuld not give up thier day jobs, R44.

[quote] Liza doesn't have much time left, but at least she seems happy in this photo.

You Debbie Downer Morbid Mary's are so fucking annoying. Shut the hell up.

[quote]Jesus, you fuckers, leave Liza alone, for Christ's sake!!

Leave Liza alone?

I was MOLESTED, you goddamned mother fuckers!

What does Liza have that gives fodder for all these "on Death's door" comments?

[quote]You Debbie Downer Morbid Mary's are so fucking annoying. Shut the hell up.

Strong words from someone who can't control their apostrophes.

Jesus, half the comments on this stupid thread are the rightwing trolls posting "haw haw I smell vagina" and THAT is what got you upset?

DL has really gone to shit ever since a bunch of stupid straights arrived and tried to emulate what they think "gay wit" is.

A gay waiter should've snuck in Chita Rivera to clear the table.

Lol Liza ate everything on her plate except the brussel sprouts... She clearly didn't even touch a single one!!

Liza, girl, you need to eat your veggies - they provide a vital source of vitamins and fibre to keep you regular!!!

As for Joan... Well... I hope any champagne she ordered was not burnt and never clearly frozen in the bottle at some point.

Brusshel shproutsh make me gasshy!

I like bluefish.

r61 one fish or two fish?

Joan looks young enough to be Liza's daughter.

I bet there was some real bitching before,during and after the meal…

But nice to see them both!

Is Joan estranged from her son who called his father (Tony Newley) a pedo?

Was Percy cropped out?

Any leftovers?

Liza can’t sit upright anymore.

Can anyone possibly imagine what Joan and Liza would have to say to one another? Maybe Michael did all the talking.

Hey Gaga, try and wrest her from Feinstein’s cold dead hands!

Joan is presenting next year.

She should insist Liza join her and wheel her onstage in one of these:

R43- I see THREE old BROADS

R22- Martha Stewart is 80 years old. She looks good for her age too.

And I’m sure narc Joan made the evening ALL ABOUT HERSELF!

Did Liza eat anything? She might not even know she's at a restaurant, bless her.

[quote]Lol Liza ate everything on her plate except the brussel sprouts

It doesn't look like they've started eating yet; their plates are still full. Remember, these are consummate restaurant-photo-takers who would never forget to take the photo until they've plowed through all or most of their food.

"these are consummate restaurant-photo-takers who would never forget to take the photo until they've plowed through all or most of their food.'

Huh?

Somebody I know saw Joan in a hotel lobby the other day - in LA. So I'm sure this is LA.

[quote]Lol Liza ate everything on her plate except the brussel sprouts

Lol it's brussels sprouts.

Liza looks far better there, without all the gobs of makeup troweled on her for appearances.

It's broccoli on her plate, though, with a couple of bits of carrot.

And I don't want to terrify and frighten anyone here, but it's "Brussels sprouts."

It's a restaurant.

Miss Feinstein would not host with that cheap glassware, and neither of those woman have hosted their own shits since 1992.

R81 you didn't terrify or frighten me.

Brussels sprouts and fish fillets WITH cauliflower?

Are they trying to rupture those ancient colons?

I can fairly smell the flatulence building up in those two old broads from all those cruciferous veggies.

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Nobody's eaten a bite but there are ten beverages for three people in the photo. Uh-huh, I see how it is.

Liza really does look like an aged Christine Pedi there.

Joan and Michael look like they've taken Mother out of the home for a few hours.

I bought Dame Joan's new book and went to her signing in WeHo. She's tiny of course, looked good. She was icy, but would we have her any other way? Percy was smiling and friendly. I've just begun the book and am enjoying it. Anything with "unapologetic" in the title gets a thumbs-up from moi.

I think it's a sweet picture. I love all 3 of them, and am glad they have stayed good friends all these years.

How did she look close up, R90? Was Percy at the signing table with her or just nearby? Did she shake when she signed the books or any signs of feebleness?

^ was meant for R89.

R87 Looks like two cokes and a glass of wine, and water glasses.

Joan is still very lucid for her age. (Unlike Liza.)

R91 She was behind a glass partition, like a bank teller. She looked fine, pretty much the way she does in pictures these days. Very quiet, not flamboyant at all. When it was my turn on line, I didn't fangurl, just said, "Hello Dame Joan." She gave me a cautious look directly in the eye and in a tiny voice said hello. She asked my name, and then as she was signing, murmured, "Oh I know a Steve." Again, very quiet, could be just English reserve coupled with age. Percy was by her side, and he seems very nice and friendly. She was allowing pictures from the line and so my partner took one, me standing there grinning in front of the partition. She still knows how to strike a commanding "Alexis" pose for the camera.

Awww, cute.

Seriously, some of you have such terrible envy of other people.

[quote]Did Liza eat anything? She might not even know she's at a restaurant, bless her.

Ish thiss the club?

[quote]Liza can’t sit upright anymore.

Oh shweetie, I wash just leaning over to shniff shome of Joan's Peruvian marshing powder...

Sshee keepsh it for that gay boy sshee pretends to be married to...

I'm glad I'm not young anymore!

100!

I'll bet Percy is sitting at Joan's right.

She never leaves home without him.

Liza looked frail at the Academy Awards ceremony, she's looking more alert here. Nice pic.

When I'm that age, I hope to be sitting in a nice restaurant having a leisurely breakfast with friends.

Good to see Liza out and about, she was my mom's fave. IMO, Liza looks great & doesn't need to be wearing tons of makeup. Joan likes the fully made-up look and that's fine, too.

Sounds like Joan is more reserved than Liza. It's probably a British / American thing.

Joan looks great. Never overdone, nor attempting to remain frozen at a younger age.

Just aging well and having the smarts to understand what works and what doesn't.

Joan posted this photo from the book signing I mentioned upthread.

Dame Joan is going to be a guest on daytime talk show, The Squawk, this coming Monday.

Percy hasn't worked a day in his life, has he?

R104 Also staying slim, well dressed and glamorous. We will never catch Joan shuffling to the mailbox in curlers and sweats, which seems to be a cruel paparazzi trick these days.

everything on the menu sounds delicious

Nice menu. They have a "Dame Joan's Broccoli." She must be a regular.

Joan loved eating my broccoli.

Liza looks like a goth shrunken-apple-head doll with its stuffing leaking out "down there,"

Feinstein reminds me of the scene in "Gods and Monsters" when Mr. Cukor's familiar and dishy assistant assembles Boris Karloff, Elsa Lanchester and James Whale and leers grinningly with delight to see them campily together.

It's the triumphantly smug leer that suppressed its screaming "Top THIS, Bitches!"

Liza looks better here than she did on the Oscars.

Like three 18th dynasty Egyptian princesses recently unwrapped, traces of natron still visible in corners of mouths and face creases.

Liza, Joan and Michael all live at Sierra Towers. It's a lovely high rise in West Hollywood.

I believe Cher and Elton John also live their.

This part of 2014 Joan interview was hilarious:

[quote] Every year, Joan and Percy spend the summer at her magnificent villa with its swimming pool and garden, high above St Tropez, with its view of unspoilt countryside stretching out towards the twinkling Mediterranean. Here they entertain Joan’s family and their closest friends, many of whom are from her world of showbusiness. Liza Minnelli once came to stay and didn’t leave for six weeks! But how do you tell a fellow star they’ve outstayed their welcome? Says Joan drolly, ‘I don’t know, but if you do, please share the secret with me. But I don’t bear grudges, life’s too short.’

That wasn't the coke Liza had in mind when she ordered it, R93

Thanks R109, looks like I was right about the cauliflower. R36

[quote] Can anyone possibly imagine what Joan and Liza would have to say to one another?

LIZA : Joan!

JOAN : What do you want?

LIZA : I've heard you don't care for my shinging!

JOAN : That's right. It's the truth that hurts.

LIZA: The truth? I hope you shay that when I shue you in court for libel!

JOAN: Oh, you'd only make a fool of yourself, Liza. Everyone knows you're nothing but a... second-rate lounge act.

LIZA: I don't care what you shay to my fache, you viper! Retract thish, or I'll cram it down your throat!

JOAN : Will you? [slaps newspaper out of Liza's hand]

Thanks r10/r117. Joan really is quite the two-faced cunt, isn’t she?

[quote]Here they entertain Joan’s family and [bold]their closest friends,[/bold] many of whom are from her world of showbusiness.

All three of them?

Michelle Lee joins the party.

Wonder why Michele Lee refuses to sing?

Wonder who's minding Liza while they do their IG singing/humming routine? Joan Van Ark?

My God, what is wrong with Michelle's earlobe?

They had a nice time, good!

The place has tassels. What's with that?

These two ladies won’t be with for that much longer, I think it’s great that they are having a nice lunch together and seemingly having a great time. I wonder when all those of you bitching on here last went out for a meal with friends and had a good laugh. Joan is looking amazing for 88 years old, I hope I have her stamina, energy and quick wit when If I live to be that age.

Okay, Pollyanna.

Joan sold her place in Sierra Towers- she must be renting now. I'm assuming she's living off that money and whatever else she can sell and make at her age. Percy is a loser.

Still fag a-dangling it like a pro

She looks better at the restaurant without makeup than she did on Oscar night, that makeup was atrocious, especially under the eyes.

How nice they went for the Early Bird Special!

How was Percy fortunate enough to get a pass for this dinner? Or was he relegated to taking the pictures?

R134, I still say he's sitting at Joan's right.

76 and still sucking down the Marbs. Atta girl!

Is this Joan’s favorite restaurant in WEHO? They named a dish after her. It must make her narcissism rage with joy!

They named the brownies after Danny Thomas. You don't want to try them. Trust me.

Joan and Liza both had five husbands, if you believe Olivia Hussey, who claims Liza and Peter Sellers were legally married but had it annulled the next day.

All of them gay r139

[...]

Liza and Peter Sellers.

You're not being funny, R33. Liza does indeed wear dentures, at least a full upper. These are her original teeth:

Liza pronounced Peter Sellers name "Sellas."

The restaurant is Il Piccolino in WeHo, btw.

Yes, and Il Piccolino is pretty close to Sierra Towers. So, it all makes sense.

R143 How do you know that they are dentures and not just crowns?

[quote]Percy hasn't worked a day in his life, has he?

If you don't count his squeezing up against Joan shriveled old corpse, listening to her drone on about herself, while he fetches and carries for her....then no.

I would consider having to stick your dick inside an 88 year-old woman to be an excruciatingly painful and disgusting way to earn a living. He deserves every cent.

Is that any way to talk about a great star like Joan Collins DBE?

Dame Joan's vag is so blown out, you could roll a bowling ball in there and she'd hardly notice...

Sounds more like Linda Evans.

R147, I have been a dental hygienist for 30 years. Crowns do not make teeth SMALLER.

That's not what Joan wants, R149 ;)

God damn y’all some bitter bitches.

Crowns can absolutely make teeth smaller if that is the desired look. The tooth is ground down to next to nothing before a crown is applied anyway.

R146, I prefer Matteo's.

Every single celebrity has some form of fake teeth. JFC where have you people been? None of them have their original teeth.

I just watched On Golden Pond and it looked like Katharine Hepburn and Henry Fonda had their own teeth. Or most of them. They didn't look that great.

Funny thing about Hepburn and Fonda - they were in their early/mid 70s in OGP but by modern standards they looked like they were in their 90s. Fonda especially looked ancient. People looked SO much older back then.

R160 "Modern standards" for actors are unnatural procedures and a lot of other illusions. They were in their mid (not early) 70s and, left alone, that's what a lot of people look like. Fonda was ill, he didn't live much longer, which explains why he looked so frail.

USA life expectancy is 79 years - are people supposed to look youthful up until death?

It's 77 years and falling.

Oh, ok. thanks. In 1981 (when the movie was made) it was 74 - just looked it up.

r161 regular people in their 70s don't look like that anymore, in many cases.

Listen, Liza should have been dead a lonnnnng time ago. She’s a fucking miracle and I love seeing her out and having fun. She also seems very thick skinned so she probably laughed off any bitchy comments Joan made about her.

Smaller is aging, R156

You said it, R167!

R156 Exactly, as if Liza Minnelli would have her teeth replaced with a full set of dentures. Jeez, the crap people come out with…

R167. Not if you have horse teeth.

[quote]Exactly, as if Liza Minnelli would have her teeth replaced with a full set of dentures. Jeez, the crap people come out with…

More people have dentures than you probably realize. Some people have bad teeth and don't want to get multiple root canals; some people's teeth get knocked out. And there are other reasons.

Brushelsh shproutsh

The poors have dentures. Not celebrities, especially with money.

R171 is a fucking idiot who knows zero about modern cosmetic dental procedures. As if Liza would have dentures when she's sitting in the cosmetic dentistry capital of the world.

Maybe Liza was indentured during her working life.

What funny is that the building down from Sierra Towers (separated by the restaurants) has one of the best dentists in LA. My actress friend occasionally has a cap fixed by him.

Sad last course.

Joan Collins is a Nazi fascist bitch. Total scum.

She publicly supported UKIP and Nigel Farage, FFS.

[quote] Joan Collins is a Nazi fascist bitch.

Really? The only non-Jew at the table is Liza.

Just in. Exclusive. Dame Judy Dench, Senator Diane Feinstein and the ever fabulous Judy Garland having spaghetti on location in West Virginia. Now on the line is Liza to tell us about the slap at the Grammys. Tell us, how were the alfalfa sprouts, Liza?

Fabulosh, Larry. Mama loved them!

Il Piccolino is where she was seen with George Hamilton too, I believe. The shots of her being picked up by her car looked almost identical.

Are we still pretending like far-right scum can't be far-right scum because they have some Jewish friends?

Joan was a UKIP supporter until this video made the news, then she said "well, I might not support them," then later "I don't support them," and "just because my name is on a paper showing I gave them money doesn't mean I support them."

Most recently she said she was being treated like a Jew during the Holocaust because she had to check in to NHS when she had COVID.

So let's stop pretending that Joan is a good person. She's a piece of shit. It would be nice if some of her DL fangurls would have the balls to admit she's a piece of shit.

R178 Is a raging angry lunatic who even in his twighlight years simply cannot grasp that not everybody has the same political views that he does. Let me explain it to you in an easy to understand way, more people voted to leave the EU than to stay, just as is almost always the case more people vote conservative than labour, that’s why we are no longer in the EU and still have a conservative government. Now get over it you cantankerous piece of council estate shit.

Does anyone know why Joan Collins is considered famous?

No one is talking about Brexit, fake Brit at r183.

R184 0 out of 10

R182 You do realise that this is why you have no friends and nobody likes you, don’t you? They Now go and piss on someone else’s parade.

Oh, right, in Trashworld R186

Liza and Joan are in black, Michael’s in white. Maybe they are trying to recreate the black and white ball. But they forgot the damn masks.

Joan is cheap. $3 on a $40 dollar check- during her Dynasty years. Demanding too.

Joan is guesting on The Talk this afternoon, "live" at 2:00 PM.

Who picked up the cheque here?

I would eat there, the food looks tasty. That said, the drapes probably don't match the carpet. Nothing in there matches. What's with the diamond plate, textured, leatherette booth ?

[quote] Are we still pretending like far-right scum can't be far-right scum because they have some Jewish friends?

No, but Jewish people do tend less likely to be Nazi far-right scum.

Oy vey.

Jealous Bitches?

R174 Liza is old, maybe she lost her teeth before modern dental procedures - dickhead.

R197, she's not 100 dumbass. When is the last time you went to the dentist- 1960?

R174 Oh, and Liza is so health conscious, she did so many drugs and booze she can't even walk, but surely it follows that she must take great care of her teeth!!

R198 Probably not, I was 2. But I do have a partial bridge for my rear teeth and I'm not ashamed of it. Can't do inserts or bonding, so - fuck you.

Who really gives a fuck whether or not their Chiclet white, rotting teeth are real, capped or dentured? There are bigger issues here, like why weren't we invited? Oh, to be a fly on the wall? Bring on the fly jokes.

Does Joan also have mobility issues?

Today on The Talk, Joan was already seated for her introduction as opposed to the guest walking out.

They gave her two segments and she told the same stories we've been hearing for years.

Does Joan ever admit to wife swapping that she and Newley participated in?

R203, Apparently not.

Reply 202, probably. Collins is crafty and would never be seen that way in public.

[Quote]Liza is old, maybe she lost her teeth before modern dental procedures - dickhead.

Keep digging in, moron. Impkants? All-on-Four? You're a highly opinionated imbecile lacking any knowledge of the subject

Liza had some type of dental work because there was a point in her speech where every “S” became “Sh”.

Judy had the sh as well. Usually when she was a bit high. So, every day.

Martha Ray was no tooth snob.

Imagine the periodic clouds of flatulence wafting around that table. Cauliflower toots from Dame Joan's rosebud; rich, squeaky wet ones reeking of fermenting red wine from Liza's balloon-knot; and rolling thunder of sour milk bursting from Michael's flabby, pale asscheeks.

Dame Joan's rosebud? That bloom's been blown out for 60 years, at least.

"Excuse me, I think I made a smelly?" "No bitch, I think you shit."

I WAS going to suck the rest of your life force out of you, like I usually do with legends, Liza. Have I told you about Ira? I can still taste him.

But then I realized you were sucking the life force from me, darling.

Ouch!

[quote] Have I told you about Ira?

You dated Ira Gershwin?

r126

It's known as Pixie ear. It happened with some of the older face lift procedures. If you zoom in you can see where her ear was removed and the reattached after the skin tightening. This is the reason most celebrity women over 40 wear their hair over their ears.

Liza kept calling me 'Elizabeth'.

Darlings, "modern cosmetic dental procedures" will not help if an aged individual had serious gum disease and resulting bone loss. I don't see Liza as someone who took care of her teeth all through her life. Those teeth she wears now are either implants or removable dentures. And they don't look like implants. Why do Liza's teeth upset so many? They're not her originals, that should be agreed on.

They order the cruciferous stinker with "lemon sole" so they can sit and drink and not be blamed for the fart-and-shart seepage.

I did it for years by claiming someone dumped a box of spoiled anchovies on my lap.

Until people said they couldn't smell the anchovies because of how bad my cunt was. Trading down to "spilled cat shit" didn't work, either.

Sometime you just have to say it and leave the Brussels sprouts out of it. Be brave, Liza, Joan and Misha. Say what we all know:

"My pussy stinks. Along with the rest of me."

R217 Thank you for making sense.

I don't see booze anywhere. Do you think they smoked a little reefer in the powder room?

Ear removed? That is messed up.

"Had a lovely time last night with these two laddies"....... Michael Feinstein

Where the fuck did Liza get that bracelet? "The Wonder Woman" prop tag sale?

Hasn't Liza always worn jewelry like that? It's like...Halston or something.

It's an Elsa Peretti bracelet. Those bracelets have been around since the 70s and are very well-known.

the bracelet is identified as vintage Elsa Peritti for Tiffany , think Liza looks good here

I have a couple of pieces of Elsa Peretti sterling (bowl and a box) that I found in a thrift dirt cheap. A friend of mine has been after them for years,hes a huge Peretti collector. I surprised Miss Feinstein hasnt "accidentally" pocketed her bracelet yet.

Is Feinstein a leech? What's his story?

[quote]It's an Elsa Peretti bracelet. Those bracelets have been around since the 70s and are very well-known.

Well, excuse me.

R217 There isn’t a person on this thread who thinks Liza is wearing dentures, she has had extensive cosmetic work like most celebrities. The dental assistant you replied to is now backtracking as he has been called out.

People with money don't get dentures, they get implants.

I think she got her nutzo, beard Gest husband to spring for her implanted dentures. That's my vote. I don't think she pops em out each night, but she does lisp.

Joan should have married Gest instead of poor Liza.

Not necessarily, R231. Liza cannot (should not) go near any kind of narcotic painkiller. Getting six or more implants requires a lot of painkillers.

Oh for ducks sake Michael. Get a life, get a man, get laid.

Il Piccolono has closed for good!

Sad! I'm sure they can find another nice restaurant for their rich-lady get-togethers.

This is gayer than public fucking on Fire Island.

Sshow mush food...I usually just have a tiny handful of pills!

Hahahaha... Reading the title of this thread made me want to read through it, and you bitches did not disappoint!