Which one is most like yours?

The one that is not mutilated.

3rd across/3rd down. But no stanksleeve.

The one that can go from male genitalia to inoperable, mutilated female genitalia with just one cut- like a classy black dress from day to evening.

What great coat hooks...

I know row 1, 4th over!

Sigh. Good times.

the general size seams aspiration.

Well, that would really class up any home.

Was this an exhibit at The Museum of Modern Tarts?

So the lesbians of DL don’t feel left out.

Second row; far left.

In OPs pic 3rd row second from the right.

Good heavens. I hope no taxpayer money went to these displays of perverted art.

Where do you put the batteries?

“Police were called to an art gallery today, following reports that a DataLounge enthusiast was found impaled upon an installation by artist James McCartney”.

R1: Exactly, show me an uncut penis and I'll give you my answer.

That almost puts me off dick. When not attached to a hot guy, they’re really not that attractive in many cases.

I don't see any teeny peepees like mine.

I used to mess around with a guy that insisted I let him make a plaster cast of my dick.

I refused.

Then, I guess to shame me into it, he showed me a cabinet full of plaster erect dicks of all the guys he fucked - some with their actual pubes stuck in the plaster.

He sneered, “You don’t want to be the only chickenshit who doesn’t go through with it, do you?”

Never saw him again.

Without a doubt 2nd row from the bottom far right 🙂

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So I guess everyone is a liar in this thread. Not surprised.

^ Sure, Gramps.

^ You're fat too, right? Got it 😂

I don't see a boring 6 incher.

^ That would be r21 😏

Bottom, second from the right.

^ of the penis or vagina wall?

None - I have a micro cock. They all like look Jeff Stryker compared to me.

Except for the one on the upper right the girth on those nobs isn't too impressive.

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They taste like snozzberries!

The hottest one is 3rd row, 3rd from left.

For some reason, I find that artwork gross

*drops tray full of champagne flutes*

That would make an awesome coat rack in an entryway! Such a conversation starter!

Second row from the bottom. First one on the left.

Most look mutilated with a few that have their foreskins retracted. I want to see the prepuce!!

Second row, far left

If R10 or R39 are available, maybe one or both of you could drop by and hit me from the rear. Please.