Tasteful Friends:Break Out The Velvet Slippers! Your Eldergay Palace Awaits!

Breathtaking. That truly is all kinds of awful. Great work, OP.

This takes the term "High Gay" to new....well....heights. I'm aghast. But, there's a market for everything!

This is what happens when kitschy queens lose their minds.

I like it. I think it would be a great bed and breakfast.

I think I spotted a ghost in picture 19 😱

It's like a gay house of horrors. Instead of getting scared by monsters, scary killers, and gore, you get scared by the horrible decor when entering each room.

Poor refrigerator choices

It looks like a Victorian bordello

I had to start the slideshow over and try to imagine the place without all the kitschy SHIT all over the place. It didn't work. it was hard for me to see past all the crap they have in that place. Honestly, it made my blood pressure raise a little bit getting through the whole album.

I feel like we've seen this before because the fake "Irish bar" in the corner looks familiar. But then, looking at the rest of the pics, I think maybe not. I like color but this is just ridiculous, especially the liberal use of teal everywhere. The split pea soup green in a bedroom is okay, except where they painted the dormer sloped walls a darker color; it draws the eye to it instead of making it blend in.

I do like the porch swing on the 2nd floor. 🤣

The house and property are not bad, I think the house itself is beautiful. Once you trash all of the furniture and decor and fixtures and stained glass windows, and get some new paint or tiles or wallpaper and all new furniture. It could be a really nice place to live, if you could live in Pennsylvania.

The owner has been trying to unload this for the past 5 years, originally at over $1 million.

I love it!

But then again, I'm a lesbian -- and my PA hometown (which I escaped years ago) is about an hour and a half away from there.

i LOVE the stained glass, would not get rid of.

If we add more knick-knacks, people will forget they're in a brothel!

Yowza. The decor in that house is certainly living out loud.

Dust hell

MY EYES! it burns.

Nope, nope, nope.

Where have I seen this before 🤔 ... Oh, yeah

I love it, but even I would tone this down a notch, and I like this style of home. I'd get rid of most of the statues and figurines everywhere, and ditch that heinous red leather lounge suite in pic 28. I'd also repaint the ceilings white where they are currently a dark colour same as the wall, just to lighten it a bit. And some of the walls I'd do in a patterned wallpaper with a white/light background rather than a solid colour for the same reason. Very cool old Victorian house though

Eldergay here, HARD PASS

The dressed mannequins are really creepy. If I were walking around half-asleep and not thinking, I'd give myself a start.

I think Michael Jackson liked mannequins in his home too.

Can I turn the Hair on the Square space into a head shop?

I can’t get past the giant Frosty the Snowman cutout.

I think this has been here before too because the statue of the kid in the pink and blue costume in picture 3 immediately rang a bell.

This would be the perfect spot for my tarot card/palm reader/fake seance business (which is really a front for laundering Mexican drug cartel cash).

A house is not a home without a fake Egyptian sarcophagus.

Who staged this house, Elvira - Mistress of the Dark?

I guess it has more character than the other ten houses for sale in Abbottstown.

Your energy costs would be $2,000/mo. But maybe you could rent out rooms to hot young hunks down on their luck?

I just threw up a little in my mouth

[quote]I think this has been here before too because the statue of the kid in the pink and blue costume in picture 3 immediately rang a bell.

Yes, it has been on sale since 2016, originally for over $1 million.

Beat it faux realtor

The home of a serial killer with money

Or Uncle Bottom and his beloved Lhapsa-Apso, R33.

How may coats of paint would it take to cover that garishness? The Wild Women of Chastity Gulch wouldn't live in that whorehouse.