"Like a baby's arm holding an apple"

Jesse Williams

for r1

Anyone who compares a penis to a baby’s arm always sets off pedo alarms for me

Hope you don’t live too close to a school, OP

Hung like a horse is always a descriptive standard

This one makes you think... 🤔

Uncle Miltie

Hung like a French bread

Summer Sausage

r4 = the ghost of Mr Hands

Definitely not yours, OP.

R2: Thank you! "Couldn't Refresh Feed" will be the name of my autobiography.

Kickstand

Tripod

Two potao's one mushroom

Pendulous thigh slapper.

Honky shlonky.

Grosse schmeckel

Shwantzstucker. You have to roll the r and your eyes for effect.

A baby apple holding an arm.

Yeasty Frau at R3.

Hammaconda

Donkeydick

Third leg

Louisville Slugger

Rubirosa

Lady killer.

dainty fairy's wand

@r18, Miss Lindsey knows...

OP’s quote is by Lenny Bruce, no?

Yes r29, and racist too, if Urban Dictionary is to be believed:

[quote] The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Hung like an Arab stallion is my favourite.

that is inherently hot. a stallion is way sexier than a baby with an apple.

R3 obviously never worked at a daycare, the silly twat.

It's all they're good for.

So glad that the Frauen here can debate infantophilia versus bestiality until they get off.

That would have to be a really small apple to fit.

In his hand or in your ass r35?