Twitter Stunned By Homoerotic Trailer For Tucker Carlson's Show On Testosterone 'Crisis'

Oh, my!

Yes, the video reminds me of those ones they used to show at Abercrombie and you wondered if straight people understood that the inspiration was gay porn

Tucker is a macho, macho man who is an expert on masculinity, like that other all-man dudebro Josh Hawley

Hot!

Tucker is not someone who I'd take advice from when it comes to masculinity. He would make a very eligible lesbian, though.

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except does the left consider it homophobic anymore or just toxic masculinity.

the absurdity exists on both sides.

This is a trolling job right? Nobody could be this clueless.

Isn't it time for FOX powers that be to send him to re... I mean another fishing vacation?

Sooooooo..... is TuckHer gay?

This trailer did not get me hard!

"the absurdity exists on both sides."

Yawn, it's "the left" that fought for gay rights, not Republicans.

^ er, homophobic=homoerotic.

Ah, sorry, it's the all too frequent mentality in the + community that continues to suggest that being attracted to masc men, let alone being one, is a symptom of internalized homophobia, therefore you can only be attracted to lisping, mincing, crossdressing fem bottoms.

Am I watching the same video? All I see are good Christian men doing wholesome Christian activities. I will watch again and pray for each and every one of them.

r12 Yet these days there's far more research papers condemning masculine attractions and using homophobic tropes to analyze gay men in queer studies than focus on the family did in the height of the christian reich.

I thought all of the MAGA he-men drove broken down pickups covered in a thousand Let's Go Brandon bumper stickers, had Grizzly Addams beards, and giant beer bellies. These roided out metrosexuals do not seem like they're true MAGA. Is Tuckums part of the Deep State?

republicans come at you head on.,.. democrats stab you in the back.

No, R16, Tucker is a comedian (as per FOX) and not a very good one.

DeTurdo created another sock puppet just to troll this thread. Can that partial abortion finally find the right grease fire?

"Yet these days there's far more research papers condemning masculine attractions and using homophobic tropes to analyze gay men in queer studies than focus on the family did in the height of the christian reich."

No, there isn't. And none of those people are trying to ban gays from the military or repeal gay marriage

Weren't they all white guys?

Is this show talking about so many American men turning into pussies?

r20 yes, there is. . . review the majority of papers in academia on gay men in the last decade as well as sociopolitical activism, and yes, even how much of it seeped into mainstream politics. the pc accepted homophobia.

and no, they're just trying to ban homosexuality period to create a genderless utopia, free of gender, sex and sexuality and all references to it; i.e. recognition of sexuality by sexual attraction.

Offended by words like "lesbian" being too exclusive. . . to which we could also recognize the much lengthier hostility to lipstick lez... or feminine feminists.

And if we wanted to play this out, the anti-masc tropes also came from the conservative side as well that recognized the homoerotic threat and sexualization everywhere in traditionally masculine acts, activities and the naturally homerotic lad culture. . . so, they've ended up with a self served reality, much like the uppity cunts of the left.

Yes, nothing screams masculine more than an upper crust British accent.

still, they'll call this the gay agenda... when again, it's the result of their own politics at work by being obsessed with policing homosexuality...

but I suppose it's not really political per se but more akin to generational wars, so they switch tactics to focus on how they want to shape the next generation... and end up fucking them up more than the last because rather than being self reflective, aware, they remain steadfast to trying to achieve their desired outcomes than focusing on the realities of the here and now.

It's delusional thinking. . . to which both wings become irrationally hostile when their delusions are scrutinized.

But my pardons for invading your sociopolitical circlejerk.. you're obviously quite "right" -- there's no need for accountability and self reflection on your side because it is righteous and pure vs your mirrored twin which is just evil.

so, let's ignore the senators trying to say you have to eat pussy to be a gay man these days.... they have our best interests at heart.

If MSNBC wants to do a documentary on masculinity, I'm willing and able! Just as soon as I finish fucking some bitches.

Tucker attended an Eastern boarding school and has maintained that aesthetic his entire life, of course he wants society to appear like an Abercrombie and Fitch ad.

Just like 300 is the most popular film among people like this "documentary" is aimed at.

[quote] Twitter Stunned By Homoerotic Trailer For Tucker Carlson's Show On Testosterone 'Crisis'

OP, do you want to us to respond to Twitterers who are responding to some TV person's response to some current form of behavior?

très homoérotique

That video was one of the gayest things I've seen today. And I was just watching gay porn.

Tucker is a drug addict

[quote] Tucker is a drug addict

All Fox News personalities are on some sort of substance.

You kind of have to be, to do what they do.

This reminds me of those men who run Black Rifle Coffee and Christian Patriarchy Twitter. Male-to-Male Transsexualism. With the muscle mary bodies and bushy beards they're just trying too hard and it ends up totally camp.

I think of my uncles who were factory workers and mechanics - they were actual hardasses but never had to broadcast it. These guys are what masculinity looks like from the outside for men who didn't have good relationships with their fathers. I feel a little sad for them; they clearly don't know where to start.

R33. Exactly. I don't know who this documentary is aimed at but it isn't men who don't have time to wax their chests or work out at the gym 6 hours a day to look like a roided-out insta-ho.

And aren't Tucker's fans truckers and blue-collar workers who might be more fit-fat than fit? This is just going to create stupid and unrealistic body expectations amongst them and make them feel bad.

I can't wait.

It's aspirational R34

Who directed the video, Bill Hemmer?

No R36

William Higgins

It's Leni Riefenstahl meets Joe Gage

Or Bruce Weber. Looks a lot like his A&F videos

Tuckums put in his HS yearbook that he was a member of the Dan White Society.

Dan White murdered Harvey Milk and Mayor Moscone of San Francisco because he was a repressed self-loathing gay man.

Maybe Tuckums is trying to tell us something. Will he suddenly go crazy and start a killing spree because he can't deal with his repressed urges? If so, let's hope it happens over at Fox or at the RNC.

[quote]In one scene, a naked man stands with arms outstretched and genitals illuminated behind what one observer said looks like a Tesla recharging station.

🤣💀

Pre-lubed prayers for everyone!

Furiously masturbating as I watch this preview and thinking about Tucker doing the same.

The assumption that women have no sexual desire so the sight of an unclothed man is inherently gay.

^ Well, there are proportionately way more Playgirl subscribers among gay men then there are among women

R45 Exactly.

This was a weird montage, but not homoerotic. OK a few guys with their shirts off...big deal.

I also like how "gay as an insult" is totally fine when directed at someone the Left hates.

R25 is the Log Cabinette troll. Exactly what senators are saying you have to eat pussy to be gay?

It's Chi Chi LaRue's Triumph of the Drill

Grabbling that cow's titty like it was in a truck stop bathroom

I can't get over that naked guy radiating his crotch with what appears to be a Tesla charger. Guarantee that picture is going to follow Tucker everywhere now. Also Elon Musk

That man has got problems...in the bedroom

I mean what the fuck?

I saw some headline the other day about men tanning their testicles, but I didn't read the article. I assumed that's what was going on in this video.

Why would I take advice on masculinity from a man that looks like a menopausal lesbian?

Tucker thinks about dick more than most gay men:

In his new special on how to raise testosterone levels in men, Tucker Carlson’s guest suggests “testicle tanning” using infrared light as a “bromeopathic” therapy.

[quote]Tucker Carlson’s guest suggests “testicle tanning” using infrared light as a “bromeopathic” therapy.

Whew gurl, this can't be life!

I’m no doctor but surely tanning one’s testicles cannot be a good idea. Especially if he wants men who can reproduce.

Gordon Ramsay used to complain that he burned his testicles by standing too close to a hot oven. Jamie Oliver had a fertility scare for the same reason.

Don't overcook your balls!

Hey, fags!

If you want to be more manly, start tanning your junk! And make sure to send me pictures, so I can tell you if you're doing it right

It's not even erotic, much less homo.

This truly has devolved into farce.

R56, you truly have earned every W&W you get.

R45/R47. The documentary is on the "crisis of masculinity", a topic which seems to be directed at men. Men seem to be the targeted demographic and are presumably going to be watching this in much greater numbers than women. I don't think the sex appeal of men was intended to draw female viewers.

And as a gay man I think it's homoerotic. The wrestling, the push-ups, and all done by men with smooth, well-toned bodies that wouldn't be out of place in a Sean Cody video.

Also, people need to distinguish between insulting people for BEING gay and insulting people for being obviously repressed closet cases. Nobody here is saying Tucker is lesser BECAUSE he's gay, we're saying he's an idiot because he's clearly a cliche homophobe trying desperately to repress/conceal his own homosexuality.

And he's doing an incredibly poor job of it by creating a documentary that, by the looks of it, celebrates men who would fit perfectly in soft-core gay porn as the epitome of masculinity.

Playgirl meets the International Male catalog circa 1988.

^More like fruit of the loom at Kmart, insert in Sunday's paper.

I hope all the right-wing douchebros sterilize themselves by doing this

Interesting that CNN does documentaries on actual, brave, masculine men like Navalny, while Fox News/Tucker go for stereotype/fantasies of what their tiny pea brains perceive masculinity to be. Conservatives can't see straight, so to speak.

Stunning.

And brave.

Lindsey Graham was overseen watching this on his laptop and when asked about it he said that Hunter Biden sent it to him.

Can they even show this in Florida?

Surely this is a troll too far.

I feel alive Maggie, I feel A-L-I-V-E !!!

The homoerotic trailer is Carlson's way of apologizing for beating up cruising gay men when he was young.

Tucker’s Male Bonding Empowerment Fellowship Recruitment Video

Nahh, that's an SNL parody, right?

Straight camp

Were they cruising little Tuck Tuck, R74?

Because he was a real flamer back then.

Girl...... if these walls could talk.

R79 LMAO!

Maybe he fingered his ass while putting the clips together.

R57 They both look like flamers in that clip.

How often did Tucker get beat up in high school?

Especially with that bow tie.

He went to an Episcopal boarding school, I'm sure all the guys dressed like that.

No wonder he's such a weirdo, R84.

Carlson belonged to the Dan White Society? Charming. Yup, he is the least anti-gay right winger.

Tucker is mentally ill and comes from a wealthy family. That's why he's devolved into a right wing bully. They think shitting on people is masculine. He's not well.

Do they have ball-tanning sessions at official meetings of the Dan White Society?

The irony is their party is the one who emasculated them. It was their policies and back door deals that sent their jobs overseas, took their benefits and pensions, lowered their wages and made them develop a sense of inadequacy for being unable to provide for their families.

But they'll have tanned balls, R89! How very "Alpha" of them.

Dan White, infamous inadequate husband and politician, and double murderer. Sounds like Fucker Hot Carl-son.

Dan White committed suicide, so we have that to look forward to for Tucker.

I’m sure twinkies were always served during the Dan White Society meetings.

Yep, Tucker was definitely passed around.

Grifters gonna grift

Much hilarity on Twitter this morning. My favorite: "If you opened a testicle tanning salon, what would you name it?"

My suggestion: The Sterile Cuckoo

Why does this wacko think doing “macho” things like cutting logs or whatever have anything to do with testosterone? Women cut logs too. That’s like saying if I bake a cake, that makes me have estrogen. The only thing I’m learning from the glowing genitalia and men wrestling and flexing their muscles shirtless is maybe Tucker Carlson is a closet gay. His trailer concept ideas are so antiquated and stereotypical, how can anybody take this incel seriously?

In real life, it’s probably caused by antibiotics in meat and plastics in the environment. And he probably doesn’t want one single law written to stop either one, because some corporation somewhere might lose a hundredth of a percent profit.

Should have said, low testosterone is caused by pollutants. ^^

[quote] The Sterile Cuckoo

That’s going to be my nickname for Tucker from now on

That fucking bow tie cut of the circulation to his brain.

It seems Tucker and many of his colleagues are desperate to be pumped full of manhood. Hmmm. Why am I not surprised.

Tuck should become an entrepreneur and open his own line of ball tanning salons

[quote] Carlson belonged to the Dan White Society? Charming. Yup, he is the least anti-gay right winger.

How in the hell does a 17 year old even know who in the fuck Dan White is?

NAKED COMBAT!

I don't know, but that whole "twinkie defense" fiasco was pretty famous r103. Notorious really, but sadly it did work. I could see a nasty, snotty, little teenager in the 80s thinking it was hilarious.

Looking forward in the coming weeks to ER staff in Trump country sharing stories of all the severely sunburned balls they're suddenly seeing.

R105 the twinkie defense was a misnomer. One stupid reporter's snarky remark resulted in a total misunderstanding of White's defense.

Has the program been broadcast already? I can't even believe that anyone came up with the concept of irradiating gonads. JFC, are the calling the contraption "The Incelerator?"

Folks ran out to feed and farm stores to buy Ivermectin once the right wing seized on it as a cure. How much do you want to bet that these same idiots who watch this will run out to beauty supply stores a buy those UV units used to fast dry manicures? They're just the right size to accommodate average sized testicles. They feel warm and a bit tingly and you know too much exposure would not be a good thing. These doofuses would probably take the tingly feeling as a sign it's working and want MOAR! I can't wait for accounts of MAGAt dudes showing up at ERs with radiation burns around John Thomas.

Off topic, but do they still make Twinkies? They were pretty tasty, even though they were preserved and would stay fresh for something like 7 years.

A whole generation of MAGAts sterilizing themselves. Hmmm. Well if that's what Fox insists on, who are we to argue?

R107 yeah it was completely wrong but Twinkie Defense is now a part of our culture.

I was just watching some of those FTM Trans TikToks about this is my voice on T the first day, first month, first year, second year. And I think these idiots while studying the “Trans Agenda” to wreck havoc have gotten excited about the idea of a manning themselves up by getting some T.

Tucker will not be happy until he's leading a community of men, like in Righteous Gemstones. Damn, can't remember the name of the group, but you bitches know what I mean.

Perhaps a certain Ucker Tay Arlson Cay is feeling a little deficient in the, um, lower, uhhh, male area...

That’s right up there with Dawsons 50 load weekend in terms of homoeroticism.

Just like Gym Jordan Tucker is going to have to take a long hard look at any number of young men to fully examine and check their health and vitality. For science. Their precious natural fluids must not be wasted.

Did Tucker invite Aaron Schock on?

[quote]Were they cruising little Tuck Tuck, R74? Because he was a real flamer back then.

Yes, he got cruised in a public washroom and a park more than once. All he had to do was say he's not interested. I hardly think any gay man would continue to pursue him after that. No need for him and his friend to be violent. I guess he was outraged that gay men look for sex in public places and he wanted to teach the cruising guy a lesson. I hardly think the guy felt him up without his permission. Maybe.

R118 There are people who don't want to take no for answer in cruisy areas, especially with young guys. It happened to me more than once.

True, R119. I guess he could have told him he's going to call security or the cops. Who knows what really happened. Carlson probably lies a lot. Maybe he was really offended the other guy thought he might be gay.

Why believe anything he says. We already know what type of person he is.