Which Chris has the biggest dick?

I assume the worst Chris Pratt, with his inches he has man-whored his way through all the sugar-mummies of Hollywood

And you can’t do that with a wiener

Hemsworth's is probably the nicest.

A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

I won't do it, but someone tweet this to Evans. He is usually game for good humored though inappropriate questions.

Chris Pratt has the foulest hygiene for sure.

Crisp Ratt has the shortest dick, but Hemsworth has the skinniest.

Pratt's got to have the smallest, but the permanently 'roided up Hemsworth can't be far behind.

Smallest probably Pine, but I want to believe Pratt’s is the tiniest.

One of these penises is not like the other.

This thread is useless without photos

We've seen the Pine and Evans penis. I'd have to go with Hemsworth.

Does it really matter? None of them have any talent.

A big schlong is a talent

I don't care which one it is. Chris Pine is the only one I'm attracted to, and the size of his cock has nothing to do with it. He's so beautiful, I watched that fairly awful movie with Thandwide Newton on Prime all the way through, what was it, a week ago?

Evans above average to me.

OP- Which Chris is heterosexual?

The Evans unit

Who’s the chode of the group?

R16 ^ Only Chris Pratt. But then again he’d blow anyone for a part.

Poor Pratt. In my mind, Chris Hemsworth probably has the nicest as I don’t really like cut (sorry). Plus he’s all round beautiful. He also has a touch of big dick energy.

I’ve seen enough bulge shots of Chris Pine to think he’s decently hung, although the Outlaw King shots weren’t impressive but then he had been immersed in what was likely an ice cold lake.

I voted for Chris Evans, but I think ALL the Chris's have some meaty peens to offer, size does not matter here, as long they have fun with it, they all look good to me, but I'm a big fat whore anyway. Top 3: 1- Chris Evans, 2- Chris Hemsworth, 3- Chris Pine. :-)

I just know which one IS the biggest dick.

Don't really care, to be honest. All are perfect examples about how mediocre most 'stars' are these days. All rather generically good looking and not particularly talented or interesting.

I hope Hemsworth is intact.

[quote]We've seen the Pine and Evans penis.

Except Evans' is the only one we've seen hard.

R23 is Jonah Hill

Evans' has a nice swollen classic pink head.

I think there should be a measure off with all kinds of different categories, this should be like one of those MTV Spring Break events.

I want to give points for a heavy sweet smelling ball sack and copious loads.

[quote] I want to give points for a heavy sweet smelling ball sack

Definitely not Pratt. He probably shakes a little baby powder on his sack and calls it a week!

Chris Jorgensen

Chris Evert

Except for Chris Pine I honestly cannot tell the other Chrises apart and probably would have thought they were all the same person if I didn't see their (rather generic) last names juxtaposed. Maybe their dicks would distinguish them and they should therefore act in the nude all the time.

Do all white boys look alike, R33?

Darren Criss

Not.