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How big is James McAvoy's dick really?

Well?

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by Anonymousreply 72September 1, 2022 7:14 AM

about yay big

by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2022 8:25 AM

Wee bairn

by Anonymousreply 2April 15, 2022 10:04 AM

I don't know but I want him inside me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 3April 15, 2022 10:27 AM

Don't care. You'd have to pay me money to sleep with this creepy looking thing, big dick or not.

by Anonymousreply 4April 15, 2022 10:28 AM

He's very cute and funny. I want him.

by Anonymousreply 5April 15, 2022 10:36 AM

He's a wee little cutie, but has anyone seen Cyrano in NYC? I recall posters seeing it in London & were less than awed.

Occasionally I happen across his Instagram page & he's quite the little attention whore; this seems kind of silly at his age.

by Anonymousreply 6April 15, 2022 10:37 AM

Sexy man

by Anonymousreply 7April 15, 2022 10:41 AM

I just looked at a bunch of pictures of him, if there's a lot there he keeps himself pretty well tucked šŸ˜

by Anonymousreply 8April 15, 2022 11:38 AM

He’s 4’10ā€ so about 3ā€ rock hard

by Anonymousreply 9April 15, 2022 11:42 AM

Given his height, even if it's big it'll be average.

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2022 12:22 PM

[quote]I don't know but I want him inside me quite deeply.

Well if he's packing, it'll definitely be in quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 11April 15, 2022 12:28 PM

He has a quick frontal scene in the Last King of Scotland. I remember it being nice.

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2022 12:33 PM

I've seen his Insta and it all looks related to his projects or his charitable efforts. Stars these days have to have a social media presence to get cast.

He looks like he'd be a fun and flexible shag. Supposedly he was bi during his drama-school days but as for now who knows.

by Anonymousreply 13April 15, 2022 12:35 PM

I don’t know OP.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 15, 2022 12:37 PM

So which Scottish actor do you prefer? James McAvoy, Ewan McGregor or Gerard Butler?

by Anonymousreply 15April 15, 2022 12:41 PM

As an actor - McGregor

As a husband - McAvoy

As a fuck - Butler after he's been bathed and cleaned up.

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2022 12:46 PM

Ewan seems less full of himself than McAvoy.

by Anonymousreply 17April 15, 2022 12:46 PM

McAvoy looked better before all of that severe bulking up he did for Split/Glass. He's too short to carry that much muscle and even once he built down a bit, he still looks out of proportion.

by Anonymousreply 18April 15, 2022 12:51 PM

Whatever happened between McAvoy and his first wife, at least they kept it mostly out of the press.

by Anonymousreply 19April 15, 2022 12:52 PM

Here's Jimmy.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 15, 2022 1:06 PM

Sorry about that r19. Let me enlighten you. Success went to his head and he became a cheating, lying cunt.

by Anonymousreply 21April 15, 2022 1:19 PM

James has said on Graham Norton's show that he shaves his pubes, but here is the story of suing his grandfather's razor to shve his balls.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2022 1:20 PM

Eight inches?

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2022 1:33 PM

R23, wishful thinking. He's probably got a mere average, smelly uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 24April 15, 2022 1:36 PM

I preferred him before that M. Night Shamalan film. He has a cute twinkish bod until then.

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2022 2:17 PM

But McAvoy's career was going gangbusters before he married Duff. A cheating, lying cunt he might be, but you can't blame his career for it.

by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2022 2:30 PM

[quote] [R23], wishful thinking. He's probably got a mere average, smelly uncut cock.

See for yourself at R20. It looks pretty nice.

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2022 2:53 PM

His bulge makes me think he's thick and girthy.

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2022 10:40 PM

Doesn't anyone bother to look at the photo of his dick at R20?

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2022 11:20 PM

He’s not that short, r23

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2022 12:10 AM

@r29, That's no fun, it's better to make it up as we go then to really see it šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2022 12:11 AM

I loathe Sarah Paulson, she's such an overrated phony.

by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2022 5:52 AM

Why would someone have specifically worked out to play Cyrano? Isn't Cyrano supposed to be unattractive?

by Anonymousreply 33April 16, 2022 6:17 AM

Let's get the magnifying glass out. We've got a mystery on/in our hands.

by Anonymousreply 34April 16, 2022 6:29 AM

You have to be pretty strong to act on stage. It's rigorous work.

McAvoy did a turn in a unique version of Macbeth that I really liked for Shakespeare Retold.

by Anonymousreply 35April 16, 2022 7:12 AM

Sexy, I'm sure it's rather sweet and tasty, too...

by Anonymousreply 36April 16, 2022 8:36 AM

Glasgow here. He’s nothing special, and he’s a shortarse. We have thousands of better looking men here.

by Anonymousreply 37April 16, 2022 9:10 AM

He really is arrogant and his humour very obvious. He comes across as a drama school kid. Still. Talented though.

by Anonymousreply 38April 16, 2022 9:17 AM

R1, I'm a little fuzzy on my international standards. How big is a Yay in Imperial units?

by Anonymousreply 39April 16, 2022 9:21 AM

He's so sexy.

I like the muscles too. Thick boy.

by Anonymousreply 40April 16, 2022 9:29 AM

He's arrogant? I've never heard that before. There was an intern where I worked who was star crazy. She's was in school here and she went to all the premieres and events to wait for stars to get selfies etc. She would tell us that James is one of her fav. She said he was super nice to fans and even recognized her. He would take pic with her rather than those who sell autographs etc.

He's is very short. He's probably fun to hang out with, have a few beers etc.

by Anonymousreply 41April 16, 2022 1:29 PM

I'm a much bigger fan of Anne Marie Duff than James, she was too good for him.

by Anonymousreply 42April 16, 2022 3:36 PM

However short he is, he fills out his clothes in OP's pic wonderfully.

by Anonymousreply 43April 16, 2022 4:58 PM

Nice suckable foreskin

by Anonymousreply 44April 16, 2022 6:32 PM

r3 while dressed as a faun?

by Anonymousreply 45April 16, 2022 6:35 PM

Big balls, small dong, I've grabbed them!

by Anonymousreply 46April 16, 2022 6:52 PM

scots are always thick and more than not above average.

by Anonymousreply 47April 16, 2022 6:59 PM

[quote] more than not above average

What does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 48April 16, 2022 7:19 PM

R48, I think R47 was missing "often".

by Anonymousreply 49April 16, 2022 7:29 PM

I saw him, very briefly, in a bar, probably six or seven years ago. He looked good. He didn’t seem especially short, although I was sitting at the time!

He seemed much more handsome in person, with a trim and strong body. And he was dressed well. He caught my eye due to his looks rather than his fame, and it took a few moments before I registered who he was.

by Anonymousreply 50April 16, 2022 8:24 PM

I love, love, love James Mcavoy and I don’t want to see his career go the way of old hiddlestons. I want James to stay in the public eye, with his (i imagine) lovely penis and amazing talent as an actor and his beauty. I’m afraid though he’s doing the hiddleston ā€œpeaking in the late 20teensā€ and nothing in 2021 and 2022. And i don’t want to see him get tortured anymore or hung by his nipples. Or , god forbid, an elenor rigby, in which the audience was hung by their nipples for hours.

He needs another ā€œFilthā€ which. was astonishing and another ā€œTogetherā€. No more X-men unless he runs away with Evan Peters.

But I want to see him , with hair, without hoofs, without having his skin ripped off his body but definitely with that beautiful Scottish accent.

by Anonymousreply 51July 19, 2022 7:42 PM

That’s a ladies’ shirt. Cap sleeves, breh?

by Anonymousreply 52July 19, 2022 7:51 PM

He is NOT the best Scottish actor ever thank you.

by Anonymousreply 53July 19, 2022 8:03 PM

Best Scottish actor?

I win with one word:

Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 54July 19, 2022 8:07 PM

McAvoy is quite odd in terms of career. Clearly he's made it as an actor and can pick and choose his roles and gets to turn down crap but he's not quite a marquee name.

"OMG A NEW JAMES MCAVOY FILM!" isn't something you'll ever hear.

He gave an interview before the Scottish Impendence referendum and made every argument for independence going but kept saying he wouldn't disclose how he was going to vote. Ridiculous really.

by Anonymousreply 55July 19, 2022 8:25 PM

Of McAvoy, McGregor and Butler, I would say McGregor is by far the best actor.

I think McGregor is one of our finest male actors. He can disappear into roles the way few people can. I always think it might have been good for his pocketbook he did those Star wars movies but it was unfortunate for the rest of us because he's such a first rate actor. i was so impressed when him last year in "Halston"--it was unlike anything he had ever done before, and he was superb.

McAvoy has enormous talent (and I love his looks), but he's done very little to stretch himself since he started playing Professor Xavier. ("Split" was just silly showing off, and unworthy of him.) I hope he goes back to do real work when he's done with the franchise, like McGregor did when his franchise was over.

by Anonymousreply 56July 19, 2022 8:30 PM

^well, they do both have ex-wives to support, so there's that...

But unlike Fassbender, McAvoy is performing in theatres, which is much harder work than sitting around in a superhero costume on a big budget set

by Anonymousreply 57July 19, 2022 8:52 PM

McAvoy is still doing X-Men films, though (Professor X does not wear a superhero costume, but he is the leader of the X-Men), and he's also doing the His Dark Materials fantasy franchise on TV.

by Anonymousreply 58July 19, 2022 11:29 PM

And Prof X does in fact sit.

by Anonymousreply 59July 19, 2022 11:36 PM

He was superb onstage in that poetry jam version of CYRANO. The piece itself was uneven.

by Anonymousreply 60July 20, 2022 12:24 AM

OP's pic is the best Ive seen him look. Was never attracted to him before

by Anonymousreply 61July 20, 2022 12:27 AM

A star with a big dick and shaved pubes is my kind of guy. James!

by Anonymousreply 62July 20, 2022 1:15 AM

[quote]He needs another ā€œFilthā€

His work in FILTH and Danny Boyle's TRANCE was incredible. And SPLIT only worked because of his amazing performance.

by Anonymousreply 63July 20, 2022 9:48 PM

Has he showed peen?

by Anonymousreply 64July 20, 2022 9:53 PM

R64 Are you capable of seeing numerous posts above?

by Anonymousreply 65July 20, 2022 9:54 PM

Here are the highlights of what I know about James Mcavoy, his penis, when and where it becomes hard and its affect on people:

- I broke up with Hiddleston for James Mcavoy. In fact, TH kind of skeeves me out right now.

- I don’t remember where or when I fell in love with James Mcavoy but I know it’s the real thing. Ask my husband and kids. They know it too.

-Let’s talk about the background and foreground of penis/hard ons and James Mcavoy.

Family of origin: He ā€˜s a very ā€œphysicalā€ person (his description); working class (from whence many great penis/hard ons are born); he’s Catholic (guilt), close to his mother and sister(double guilt), father deserted family when James was 11 & attempted to reunite once J became famous; interest not mutual (anger, abandonment issues)

Behavior with women (and certain men)(and perhaps compare to Hiddleston’s) :JM sincerely pulls off being flirtatious with every woman (and some men) that shows any interest; (watch James Mcavoy’s ā€œThirsty Tweetsā€ to see witty, intelligent sex talk; his behavior with Jennifer Lawrence on The Graham Norton Show is……are they fucking or were they? It’s always a bit……intimate. For example, he was shooting some kind of fun gun at Lawrence when she was naked? Is that just something actors do?); great interview subject- a happy, bright puppy-man who loves acting and would jump your bones and is happily married.

Hard ons on set: According to an article asking various actors about the difficulties of shooting sex scenes, James was very embarrassed that he had either a semi or a full hard on on while acting in one of his early jobs, ā€œShamelessā€ 2004 -2005. The recipient of the hard on was Anne Marie Duff,who played his girlfriend. They married in 2006.

2007 Atonement made him a star.

2011 X-men made him a household name.

Divorced Duff in 2016 but he was 2 years into an affair with Lisa Lamborghini (not her real last name.) They’re now happily married.

The reviews for his performance in Cyrano in Brooklyn this year were like nothing I’ve ever read. NYC critics aren’t known for their gentle nature. I swear, there was ejaculate from all sexes on every review I read of his performance. I swear, they were all typed with the left hand, unless the reviewer was left handed - then the right.

He always appears to be sporting a nice package.

And that’s the end of my report on James Mcavoy and his penis/hard on.

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 66August 31, 2022 11:49 PM

I’m so confused or I’m a moron or both.

I just posted a long ode to James Mcavoy’s penis.

And I thought perhaps it did post, although I kept getting that message bar telling me to *ACCEPT COOKIES* which I kept pledging to do…..yet the message bar kept reappearing.

So I figured it was in god’s hands now…….ha ha…no I didn’t……I figured it was in the Easter Bunny’s hands and when it didn’t appear, I went on with my fetid existence. Then I took a look at the new beta version of ā€œwho likes youā€ and it appears that someone liked my post, posted nineteen minutes ago, concerning James Mcavoy’s dick.

I still don’t see my post.

So am I looking in some skewed way or am I in another time thingy or…..? I really want to know, especially because I would like some opinions on the * naked Jennifer Lawrence being pelted by candy bullets or actual bb ā€˜s from some gun JM was shooting during some wacky down time on an X-men film as related by both of them on the Graham Norton Show available on youtube *. Thank you for your attention.

by Anonymousreply 67September 1, 2022 12:30 AM

Ewan McGregor has always been wet-making.

by Anonymousreply 68September 1, 2022 12:36 AM

R67, you've blocked yourself.

However, I can say, after reading your post at R66, you did yourself a favor.

by Anonymousreply 69September 1, 2022 12:42 AM

I like McAvoy well enough (I’ve only seen him in two things, Victor Frankenstein and that updated Shakespeare teleplay of Macbeth as a celebrity chef) and I love Rostand’s play but when I found out it was Cyrano as a fucking rapper it was a no from me.

by Anonymousreply 70September 1, 2022 1:01 AM

Someone just posted something like ā€œ you’ve managed to put yourself on the ignore list, but in this case, you’re better off.ā€

Thank you for a snarky post that contained no helpful information. Maybe it will make you feel better that it upset me.

Now, of course, I can’t find that post.

I did find a section that contains all my posts and they all seem to be ignored.

I see that they are too wordy and that I must not have hit ā€œreturnā€ twice to make correctly delineated paragraphs.

I’m not your enemy or the kid in grade school with the orthopedic shoes you might have made fun of. My family has been lefties for generations. I really admired and enjoyed a lot of the posts here. I don’t understand why this OP thought he/she/they thought leaving a snotty comment would do anything but make me go away - the obvious goal.

Then where are the two people who liked my post?

How about some constructive criticism about to write a good DL post, without the snark.

And ignored posts? I know nothing about them and I’ve read through the rules. It appears I have quite a collection, was never notified and being ignored by some doesn’t mean you’re ignored by all?

If someone could take the time to guide me a bit, I’d be most grateful. Again, I’ve read all the rules I’ve been able to find and I lurked for a while before posting.

by Anonymousreply 71September 1, 2022 4:09 AM

Dear changshafu, you must be new here šŸ™„

Go back to the section where you saw your ignored posts and you will see a cross at the top of the list (right side). Click on it. You will then be unignored and will see your posts again in the relevant threads.

Are you sure you don't wear orthopedic shoes?

by Anonymousreply 72September 1, 2022 7:14 AM
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