Jack Grealish: Part 12–“Sex Masochism!”

Jack's expression is so saucy.

R1 yes!!! The bitchy little eye narrowing and brow raising for show, that don’t mask the satisfied smirk and the spark in the eyes when Savic goes for the grab. Jack’s shoulders went up for a second but that was only the shiver going up his back..

Got exactly what he was gunning for, didn’t he? Happy sluts don’t worry about boring things like collateral or public image or affray. Bratty baby Jack got touched up and put in his place by a dominant and that’s all that matters!

btw the thread title if anyone wants to know comes from an old Van Gaal meme that is apt *Klopp voice* in this moment⬇️

Stefan Savic knows how to treat a pretty bitch.

booty pics pls

R5 Jack’s not played in the last two games and there aren’t many warm-up pics either, so good arse shots aren’t plentiful atm.

Hopefully this will tide you over for a bit🌱

He wanted the attention from guys on op’s video. He likes to be touched.

^if Jack doesn’t have a man in touching distance at all times willing to fuck at least one of his holes then he’ll wither away like a hothouse flower🥀

Princess needs to be served any time anywhere!

So.

another little bite for R5– with bonus KDB bum if you’re fancy him👌

All of these links are coming up stinky

What time in the game did this occur in? I want to watch the lead up.

Never mind, I found it.

Felipe is a little bitch

And Savic is a cunt, first trying to drag Fodem off the pitch, then doing his nasty little hair-pulling routine.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a man pull another man’s hair, outside of porn.

R13 Serbian savage. No wonder they did horrible war crimes in 90s.

I love the panty lines.

In the latest BBC Sport interview, Jack mentions Liverpool F.C. three times unprompted. Obsessed with us (r: Hendo), he is.

Why didn’t Papa Klopp want him back in the early transfer days, I wonder? We know Jack was offered for transfer/sale to LFC at least three times since 2017. Like, I get not buying Jack before that, when the Villa were relegated and teenaged Jack was getting papped left and right falling out of clubs tanked on whippits, but in the 2018-19 season Jack had seemingly grown up a bit and was sorting himself out. Arguably, AVFC only got back in the Prem that year thanks to him. Then, Jack was so desperate to leave but he wasn’t yet the postergirl/brand he is now, so we could have nabbed him for a song (defo not more than £30-40m) pre-Euros/COVID. Regrets...

[quote] JACK: ..the most nervous I've ever been [to play professional football] was probably in the semi-final when I played against Liverpool for Aston Villa [a 2015 game at Anfield]. As soon as I got on to the pitch, I don't know, I had a good game and I just felt at ease, and I half stood there and just thought to myself, “I've done this every day for my whole life”. Ever since then I've never really been affected with pressure. Even when I've come [to Manchester], people have said 'pressure', but I swear like I'm not feeling that when I play.

R13 Savić said to Jack in the first clash last week, “I’ll have you in Madrid.”

Must have been amazing hate-sex back in the hotel after the Bernabéu brawl.

"Must have been amazing hate-sex back in the hotel after the Bernabéu brawl"

I bet it was really hot 🙄

I know Jack is slutty, but I don't think Savic is his type.

But Jack enjoys the humiliation of being taken by a dominant man he doesn't fancy.

R19 on second thought, yeah, you’re right.

Jack prefers a challenge of seduction, making someone less feisty and up for it than he is succumb to his overwhelming sauce. Savić was simply acting too desperate, and that’s Jack’s gimmick.

He likely did condescend to let Stefan fuck him through a hotel mattress anyway, though, given that the poor bastard doesn’t look like he sees much action, and anyway it had been a busy week of travel, games, Gucci inter alia with not a lot of spare time for Jack’s scheduled R&R (that’s getting Railed and Rimmed).

oh it’s all gone a bit Pete Tong hasn’t it

just want England Jack back🏎June can’t get here fast enough

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Lol

These guys are so Gay, drama, drama, drama 😂😜

R25 that’s why we follow the football! It’s all the drama Mick, I just love it!

That being said—went to my first rugby match last week, and while got absolutely nothing on the football when it comes to saucy slutty idiot men having drama, there are a few of things I’ve observed in the rugger that I think football should start doing as well:

1. Shorter shorts. Much shorter 👀like if it’s not flashing cheek crease we don’t even want to see it

2. Sponsorship logos & names splashed across the arsecheeks. Those companies know what they’re doing. They own that booty if they’ve paid good money yenno

3. Strapped up massive thighs & forearms like lumberjacks. Dunno it’s just fit innit. And some of these footballers have beanpoles for limbs

4. Groping teammates. Ohhhhh my days some of those rugby lads literally put their hands between their teammates’ legs and full on went about dick-fondling on the pitch right in front of the eyes of the world!!

5. Arse-slapping teammates. Footballers do share a lot of physical attention but it tends to be less erogenous, like tenderly patting a mate’s belly or rubbing his hair

6. Calling the ref “sir” and actually respecting his authority. Bit kinky tha

7. Celebrating the opposition at the end of the game by forming a tunnel for them to walk through and shouting “hip hip hooray!”. Honestly one of the gayest sweetest most English things I’ve ever seen from grown men in this day & age. Not that I don’t still love a good dirty football tunnel scrap

^ 😂 You make it sound like a porn shoot

Are all these footie boys Bel Ami wannabes?

Match day ere we go again lads!!! Hopefully our slutty angel touches the ball today..

This go round I’m having LFC nick it 2-1 in extra time❤️❤️🙃🙃

If things get heated at the FA semi final, will Jack dish out the same saucy attitude to Jordan Henderson that he did to Savic and if so, how will Henderson respond?

R30 well, Jack & Hendo are in love, so it doesn’t seem likely they’d come to bitter blows and hurling insults like that. If you think about it, neither can lose either way in this game—one gets a place in a cup final, the other gets a very happy and satisfied and grateful boyfriend.

LFC don’t tend to resort to dirty play, and Pep respects/fancies Klopp too much to employ dark arts against him, so fisticuffs are probably off the table. Helps too that a quarter of these combined players are on the England team or other national teams together. Like a big blended family!

Plus in this game Jack is starting while Hendo is on the bench, so the dynamic will be different. Hendo does tend to lose his head and get agg in the thick of it, and though he still shows passion on the sidelines it’s never as angrily (he’s got to be a good example to the younger subs). Jack for his part doesn’t have much to fear and everything to prove in this game, so he’ll be focused on that rather than getting anyone’s back up too much.

Even better, KDB is out injured, so Hendo doesn’t have to feel threatened by his presence (probably the only City player who Jordan doesn’t trust to keep hands off his baby).

The only sticking point I can see is if Jack starts doing a bit of cheeky flirting or horseplay with the LFC XI, either to waste time on a dead ball, distract LFC off the ball, or just to get a flutter going in his hole if one of his inconvenient heats come on. Jordan understands and accepts how Jack can be when he’s in the zone and surrounded by the musk of a game, but the man is only human and he is very possessive. The other LFC players know better than to lay a finger on Jack, though, otherwise they risk provoking their Skipper’s ire (though that won’t stop Trent deploying a few choice and colourful mutterings in Jack’s general direction...)

The most likely and non-dramatic handbag-free scenario is that Jack plays his best and cleanest and most professional game of the season. only bc he’s showing off for Jordan. Daddy always wants Jack to do his best and “behave himself”, so Jack will give him that in spades as a consolation for not getting to start. Someone paps him on their cameraphone blowing kisses and winking and smiling like a stunning gorgeous beacon of light toward the LFC bench, and no-one on Twitter gets why (but we’ll know, won’t we?)

Girls, girl, you are all loon asylum material with this fetishizing of straight guys by putting them in gay role, like the batshit old Charmies. What is wrong with real gay men, you have lovely intelo gay guys like filmmaker Guadagnino, but no you will rather jerk of to straight football players.

Jack just scored, got one past TAA🤭

Trent’s never gonna forgive him for that one

R32 oh, do dry up and fuck off😴No one’s asking you to participate in our little festo are they? You’re free to elsewhere and talk at someone else. Toddle off and do something you actually enjoy instead of whingeing at us and spoiling our fun eh lad

big Ibou protecting tha Boiz!!!! good man

Robbo is finding all the passes for both teams that’s he good he is😔

Konate babes please try to stay upright while you play???

if Ake played for any other team I’d probably really rare and stan him

ugh gross KDB coming on in a minute it looks like? don’t want that vibe thanks. respect to the Kev girlies but he does nothing for me

LMAO that Trent’s man-marking Jack and tripping him all over the grass now. lüv you Trentski but green not your colour is it pal

Stonesy for England>>>>>>Stonesy for City can’t stand watching him defend for domestic the pencil shaped git

loathe Sterling chances. disgusten

NABY LAD WYD

Allison Becker deserves the keys to the City honestly (also his beard is fit)

right just sparked up a djarum and poured a voddy cos I can’t cope with the stress in my weak goth heart otherwise. if we don’t finish finally battering these powder blue cunts for the year in the next twenty minutes it’s gonna fully wreck my Easter weekend

Hendo on at last😍😍😍sexy of him to start captaining the minute he steps on the grass

You can see the focus quickly draining away from Jack and the desire to showboat and act coquettish take over👌baby just headed a pass into the opposition bless his tiny socks

R34 Honey, I don’t want to be a party pooper, but you are exaggerating a bit here.

R36 Hendo the alfa guy would make me very happy in bed

R38 as we type either Mrs. Hendo or Jack is getting to enjoy Jordan’s explosion of victorious game-winning energy and ego tonight. Should be me😔

Regardless of LFC’s official stance, Klopp shows a clear fondness for Jack these days (the Hendo effect? Or something else?).

No man can resist those brown doe eyes and that body like sweet sin🙏

[quote] JACK: That’s what we like to do, as football players—we like to win football matches.

So cute when he tries to sound deep innhe?

He's quite fuckable, innhe? 😛

Even when doing a press conference after a loss he can't resist batting his eyes, and since he was on the losing end, pouting flirtaciously.

[quote] can't resist batting his eyes, and since he was on the losing end, pouting flirtaciously.

That’s Our Jack!🌸🍦🐷

Coping and processing and emotionally relating is really tiring and boring, yeah? Much nicer and easier to get either a cool sweet can of nitrous in the lungs, or better still a hot slick fat cock in the arse. Baby boy only wants to feel the way his head gets spinny and his body tingles when he can get to a good rush of happy chemicals. No thoughts just endorphins for he!!!🤤

The interviewer must have had a nice semi on when talking to Jack, given the way Jack—post-loss and shattered and single braincell on his boyfriend—still looked like the cat eyeing up the cream, his eyes going all wide and black and glossy in anticipation (the way men like it....)

Knowing Jack, he probably got on his knees for lucky Mr. Sports Writer in the nearest empty gents’ they could find in the Anfield complex (ofc Jack knows by now exactly where they all are). Just working off the match stress and feeling so nice & stuffed full🥟

Since it’s Easter, TBT the day Jack had to make a court appearance, and like a very naughty sexy Bunny he distracted reporters by giving them Milk Tray chocolate (and head later on, probably).

Here he goes flashing legs and dimples for the boys on YouTube again. No matter how hard life gets, one can’t keep a good whore down🧚‍♂️

Awww bet Jack’s had a good happy cry in bed over the interview bit England NT social media just put out about Hendo’s roots in football. Didn’t Jordan look awfully cute and innocent when he was a wee lad?❤️

Good motivation for the vs. Brighton match tomorrow. Can’t let Adam Lallana think he’s ever got a chance of getting it back on with Hendo again, can we Jack😤

It’s just been picked up by Twitter that in the last LFC-MCI fixture, Virgil van Djik pushed Jack over with force for no reason and wasn’t carded. Not on to get rough like that with pretty girls is it?

Hmmm, reckon Big Virg got a bollocking for that later on..

Jack posted story pics on his Instagram having fun with his favorite Belgium on the training pitch. Will Kevin DeBruyne replace Hendo for first place in Jack's heart?

[quote] Will Kevin DeBruyne replace Hendo for first place in Jack's heart?

R49 nevah! No chance! The championship of Jack’s hole changes week to week, but how championship of his heart has been the same for several years and won’t change hands for the foreseeable either🏆

See, the thing with the dressing-room af City is, it’s like a fun sparkly sampler wheel of fit men who you can just keep rotating according to what you may fancy. A veritable wheel of jockish variety. The dream for an athletic man attracted to other athletic men.

Of course Jack really rates KDB, personally and professionally, and hasn’t got bored of climbing all over him yet. That’s his idol innit? There’s something to be said for getting scraped inside out by one’s hero. Remember, though, day to day, Jack also has over twenty other sexy lads in the dressing room from whom to pick, who offer other qualities that properly turn him on and feed his greedy hole.

Like Mahrez, who’s “touch is the best”. Or Walks, with his strong arms that Jack says (wide eyed and excited) can pin him easily. Or Carson, who “makes [Jack] laugh” in that cute giggly bimbo way.

A true-blue hardworking slut can really find something to appreciate in all comers. And can compartmentalise all that daily routine shagging from lovemaking (last night’s treat for Jordan after beating Yanited).

Looks like Bundesliga star Erling Haaland will soon wend his way to Man City, in time for the next transfer window...

Jack’s probably not sampled a thick juicy sizzling pølse before, so that’ll be a pleasurable new experience 🌭

[quote] Even when doing a press conference after a loss he can't resist batting his eyes

Tongue hanging out her mouth, too. Absolutely filthy! (but so pretty and sweet and warm too 👼 )

Jack didn’t play vs Brighton, and he may likely be benched for Watford on Saturday as well.

Scandalous, that. You can’t just leave a delicious jam tart lying around unlicked and uneaten...

whoever at citeh had the idea to put jack grealish in front of a camera and let him make his silly flirty cute little bimbo jokes about how big and strong his teammates are, nobel prize for youse

✅ more of that content pls and also more sweaty clingy shorts pics from training & matches (❌less of the pap walk shots of him going to his flat in ugly oversize roadman clobber)

Maybe Jack's contract with Gucci will improve his look off pitch/training ground/locker room, unless Gucci is preparing a Chav line for him to wear to compete with boohooman.

R54 his butt always gets my attention

R55 do Gucci do hot pants atm? They could probably bring them back into style if they get Jack to model them...

if any man ever needed to present hole, it's Jack

Gabriel’s caught his brown eye this week then, has he😏

Flattery will get a girl everywhere!

I suspect Jack wouldn't go for hot pants as he likes to tease and tantalize. Longer shorts allow him to do that because he can raise a pant sleeve to show more leg when the need to tease and tantalize hits (which seems to be often in his case).

Has this bitch happened yet?

[quote]r51 , in time for the next transfer window...

Oh, dear.

In English, please!

R62 give it a cheeky G00gle aye...

Ruben Dias got a turn with Jack’s body last game.

Strapping young Portuguese centre-backs can probably do a bit of damage to that arse..

r63 Honey, [italic]in time for the next transfer window[/italic] doesn't mean what you think it means. (I know English is not your first language.)

In time [bold]before[/bold], on the other hand...

Struggling to think of anyone at City I can't imagine railing Jack.

Nothing wrong with what R63 said, certainly not in British usage.

R65 Right yeah ok....as if I ent British as they come (not saying full proper Saesneg bc that’s a bit muggy towards my late Welsh Tad bless him)...

Gutted for you if this is how you find out most Brits don’t actually use the Queen’s English all the time in daily life...

Correcting grammar on a Jack thread is defo the vibe as well!

R66 yes! Every player at City could feasibly take Jack apart!

And that’s why Jack was such a good buy for the club. It doesn’t matter how many abysmal footballing performances he puts in (or not), because he’s not there to score goals but act as free use. The boys need release, Pep knows that Jack’s got it covered. It’s actually a huge boon for the squad in more ways that one, reducing groupie activity that can be risky for all parties, and keeping players sexual activity under control and within four walls.

[quote] The word concubine comes from the Latin verb, cubare, which means ‘to lie down’ (Middle English, 13th Century). A concubine is defined as ‘a sexual consort in the retinue of a powerful person or entity, who is not granted rights or official status of a spouse or dignitary’. The practice of taking concubines was common throughout history: even the Bible includes many references to concubines, and in ancient China it’s known that a ruler might have had hundreds of concubines in his harem (some treated as well as a wife or beloved mistress, some treated poorly like prostitutes). Today, the practice is rare, but still going on and considered acceptable in some parts of the world.

[quote] Jack wouldn't go for hot pants as he likes to tease and tantalize. Longer shorts allow him to do that because he can raise a pant sleeve to show more leg

R60 that is true actually! His best gimmick!

Awkward upstanding Kevin appreciate this the most, because it makes Jack seem like a cute wide-eyed coquette rather than a devilish succubus...

^^more of Jack hanging off KDB like a cheap tart’s coat

R64 I can imagine how their cocks touch and what it feels like.

The goalie for Aston Villa, Emiliano Martinez, told press this week that he misses Jack terribly, and that “[Jack] was the *best* [Villa] had.”

The “best’ what, no-one has ascertained. It would be easy to infer Martinez meant ‘footballer’, but given context, he probably meant something more like ‘hole’ or ‘whore’.

Baby was back on the bench again for another massive game, this time vs Real.

Does Pep just somehow not enjoy fucking Jack? Or prefer his other players? Is Jack not quite managing to divide his sexual attention between the squad? Is he not showing team spirit (by taking enough cock after training sessions)?

Or is Jack simply so used up and wrung out come game day that he can’t possibly play in important fixtures? Must be difficult and uncomfortable, to be fair, running around and focusing for over an hour with a throbbing sore blown out hole and cum sliding down your crack and legs...

Just took the Hot/Crazy Scale Test, answering as Jack.

The result is as predicted:

[quote] You are 100% hot, 90.25% crazy, which places you in the Crazy Zone

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The City 2022/3 kit images have ‘leaked’, with Jack (and Flipper Foden) modelling them.

The design and colour has actually got even more hideous. And the fabric doesn’t look as clingy😫why are Puma punishing us in this way?

R78 not much for the kit, but he looks like a hot chav.

Why is Foden Flipper?

[quote] Why is Foden Flipper?

R79 mans looking like a porpoise🐬

(and flipper=filipa/phillipa=philip=phil)

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The best thing, and what I appreciate so much about Jack, is that he’s beyond satire.

Whatever we say or do in jest, he’s already out here working overtime to make himself seem a sluttier and dumber and more of a hapless sitcom bimbo than ever we could.

If you think about it, it’s savant-genius meta, to cut criticism off at the knees by forcing people looking at you crosswise to hyperfocus on your Entity.

“Yeah...but look at my arse” is just another way to infer the Object of Cognition.

Need Jack playing again.

Please put him on the pitch for Leeds, Pep! The grass at Elland Road needs watering anyway...

Giving Laporte the fluttery adorable eyes and the Marcia Brady stance...jfc

Jack bab he's not gonna buy that. He's already spent months around you, has seen you multiple times on the communal showers floor naked and soaked and sticky from taking the loads of your entire team, and has rarely gone a week without having overheard you moaning and squealing in Pep's office. He's also listened in on your filthy yet disgustingly-sweet phone chats with Hendo on the coach when you thought everyone else was asleep.

Glad Jack stopped letting James Maddison fuck him, and that Maddison was dropped from the England squad. That guy is such a creepy mess.

I enjoy coming on one of the British trol…postings occasionally and seeing how many of them are blocked because of the Daily Heil.

R73 it’s actually surprising that Jack likes Ruben so much, given the cynical way Dias scored on a struggling Aston Villa back at Christmas, right in front of a benched Jack. Even at the time, Jack looked happy and impressed by it (though he tried to keep a lid on how horny he was when the camera cut to him)..

Sluts always sit with their legs open even when there’s no need🥅

I don't think Jack holds grudges - or even remembers anything much, to be honest. I see him as a sort of human goldfish.

[quote] I enjoy coming on one of the British trol…postings

R86 does 'Trol' stand for Trollop? Because that defo encapsulates the essence of Our Jack.

R66 well for me it's a stretch to imagine Little Phil having a go at Jack's arse, but that might only be because of his tiny stature and girly demeanour. I think of Foden as a little sister or a clingy galpal to Jack.

Well we know it's furry, but coin-slot or rosebud?

Poor Jack--Leeds fans throwing stuff at him at today's match.

93 honestly I am fuming and so is Pep. Shameful display from that fanbase.

Jack didn't seem to mind though, even quite enjoyed it. Any attention from men is welcome I s'pose...

R92 hard to say with no visual evidence, but for my money it's rosebud.

Probably looks more like an open foxglove head with all the use it gets, though....

I thought he did well, just to ignore all the paper f*ckery from the Leeds fans. He gave it No Oxygen. Deflate 101. Good on our panty line hero.

It truly is a magnificent ass.

He posted an Instagram story this morning talking about staying up late to watch the fights last night in NYC.

To break from this thread thinking he's living out some sort of gay porn fantasy of being a pass around bottom in the changing room, he really seems to be like the Northern English lads I know who are into sport, drinking, boxing and chasing/shagging as many birds as they can. Friendly high spirited sociable types, but don't venture out much from their comfort zones in terms of pursuing interests.

[quote] he really seems to be like the Northern English lads I know who are into sport, drinking, boxing and chasing/shagging as many birds as they can.

He’s not from the North, bab. It’s more than two hours to drive by car (barely any distance in American travel time, but a lot for a small island) from where he grew up in *the West* of the country to where he lives and works now. And he’s only half-English, as well...

Do at the very least double-check your information, if you must ruin a good game in full swing, by wading in with your hands on your pudgy hips like a little teacup and pushing your glasses up your nose to give us the Facts...

Still so funny to me that 17-year old Jack was the person to teach the old Aston Villa academy director Bryan Jones (then well into his fifties) to do shots at a club.

[quote] Always nice to win at Elland Road!

Jack, you....you’ve not ever won a match there before, baby...

Is he getting cockier, or just even thicker?💭Probably both, en’t it..

Reckon Jack's ever got fucked in his home gym? It looks very spacious, clean and private...

Feeling a bit depressed, so having a maudlin, nostal-Jack night in tonight. Forgive me, Footie Gods, but I'm back on my waxing-lyrical bollocks again aren'I (we'll get back to the party-pig slut diaries, ofc)....

Remembering Jack's trainee days at the Villa, Notts County loan spell, and Soccer Sevens, he was never more beautiful. And he was never more articulate, or more centred. While today he's still quite gorgeous and charming, and obviously more streetwise, it's in a faded and erratic and used up sort of way. Now there's significant obvious damage flecking his eyes and breaking his smile these days, that couldn't be seen when he was 19 years old.

Though, it's that way for so many of us, isn't it? Just the tragedy of being human, and the mortal rigours of modern living and the everlasting battle against nature siphoning from us any quality or magic that could transcend us. Perhaps Jack was never meant to hold on to the animating spirit forever; perhaps his moments and flashes of brilliance in the 'zone' were mere bardos in the slipstream of consciousness that throw the world into lovely chaos...

tl;dr he's the Laura Palmer of football

[quote] Friendly high spirited sociable types, but don't venture out much from their comfort zones in terms of pursuing interests.

R98 at least that checks out.

The lads get older but the pranks stay forever 10 years old.

In that final shot of that video R104, Jack looks sexy as hell.

R105 in the North Face, beanie and joggers? Lmao he looks like an expensive rentboy.

And he always looks like that. When Karlie Kloss said 'looking camp right in the eye' about the Met Gala, she was actually talking about the time Jack with his fresh platinum highlights wore that sky-blue bomber puff jacket and those trade ripped acid-wash jeans just before he admitted to signing for M*n C*ty gay club.

Telling that even Jack’s teamsheet ident photo makes him look submissive and breedable rather than tough and cocky like for the other players.

Head tilted to expose neck, chest down with an arm over it, come-hither-and-fuck-me look...

Yeah, he’s so the Honeypot and no-one is trying to disguise or downplay the fact 🍯

The old dame of punditry & coaching Paul Merson has been going round telling people that he thinks Jack's on the potential list of sales & trades at Man City.

[quote] MERSON: I had a feeling it would be like this – I didn’t get it [Jack's move to Man City]. Jack's a top player, I’m a big fan of Jack. I didn’t see this move working, really, though. From the age of six, he’s been taught to get the ball, dribble with it and beat everybody. From the age of six. Then he comes through the ranks, gets into the Villa first team, and keeps doing what he does, and then goes to a team that is all 'pass, pass, pass'. For more than twenty years, he’s been taught to play the one way--getting the ball, beating the world, and then "do what you want, Jack". Now, he gets the ball, and has to pass it. Every time, one touch and release. Now he’s got to stop doing what he knows, and "just pass the ball, Jack". And it’s hard. The team want to pass the ball around, and they all know what they’re doing, they have a plan. Jack doesn’t play that way; I don’t think he’s ever going to get used to doing it.

[quote] Jack might turn round and say he’s loving every minute at Man City, but I think he’s finding it so difficult at the moment. It's been almost a year with no change. So I think the club might sell him. Pep is one of the best coaches in the world, and he won’t want to be seen to change a player yet, so I think Jack’ll stay this summer. I might be wrong, maybe not, or at least not this summer. But what it comes down to, is, Jack only wants to play football, the way it means something to him. What it comes down to: is the lad enjoying it? You’ve got to ask him.

A few pranky C*ty fans somehow snuck in the Atleti dressing room at the Wanda Metropolitano, and put a picture printout of Jack (not even the most flattering photo, either) on Savić’s cubby, presumably as a cheeky bit of psychological w@rfare against their Champion’s League antagonists.

That’s cruel to Jack, though, more than dismissive of Stefan. They have to know that Savić’s only going to wank on that picture, then carry it round with him like some sort of weird trophy. Way to stoke the fire of a creep’s sexual fetish, lads.

Poor Jacky. A girl indulges in a kink publicly just once, and no-one ever lets her live it down...

Brutality on the feed this morning. Jack is getting it all ways for his two missed chances vs Real last night....

The thing is though, he was just unlucky. Taking aside the absolute madness of the extra time in that match, the performance Jack turned in yesterday was probably the best and most authentic one we’ve seen from him yet in a blue kit. For a few minutes, he looked somewhat like the Jack we remember from Villa. It’s just heartbreaking that the confidence he had scraped up at last just for this big important game was snatched away again the second the whistle blew, like Cinderella at the stroke of midnight.

Really, what let City down wasn’t one player or one missed shot on goal, but overall poor in-game management (ie. no one shouting at the players all game, @Hendo), and team-wide complacency in the final minutes of the game. You can never take a goal lead for granted, or you’ll get found out and punished, as Pep’s boys have just been reminded.

Knowing how stupid and how much of a Karma Houdini that Jack is, and hating his decision to go to Manchester as much as I have, I’m usually one of the first to pile on, but it is out of order to pin any major share of blame for this loss on him. He’s just the convenient scapegoat because he’s the new prettyboy who’s always in the news atm. Not fair to savage him.

Angel turned up to a Champs League semi, dressed like a Year 6 who's class has the football slot on the playground pitch for that dinnertime. And he still pulled it off, managing to look quite lovely and fuckable in spite of that fugly drip.

He'll be deleting the moody IG-ready scenic pics of the Bernabeu on his camera roll, now, though. Oh, well, more room for slutty selfies and hotel room footage!

He looks like a typical English potato face with a very stupid haircut.

R112 aw you thought we was here...to celebrate the face...oh no babes...

we know he's a bit butters, that's not what it's about....rotate him 180 degrees around and you'll see what we mean...

Pep can't even look at her rn :(

Watching Jack go down for a foul is a thing of beauty and thrill. Like watching a haughty princess dramatically faint away at the sight of something horrid.

^^^(for the Jack girlies not comfortable clicking links)

Loser.

He's got let's-fuck eyes.

I love ❤️ Jack.

^ Me Too!! Love me some Jack!!

Is Jack grealish gay? Is that why we talk so much about him?

R121 He's almost certainly 100% straight, but he's got a beautiful body and a series of fascinating and notably loving close friendships with men who he often seems desperately eager to please.

So it's both easy and fun to imagine him as a pretty, needy cockslut.

Just look at the pictures of him from this match and tell me he's not desperate for some masculine attention.

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'ouse bout' he's just a horny, young very hot chav guy who has been blest with lots of physical skill that has enable him to have loads of dosh. He can have access to lots of a*s, any kind he wants. Plus he isn't a 'minge' so no one would have to shut their eye & hold their nose to go down on this guy.

R124 Jack could indeed be described as minge...juiciest pu££y in the Prem yenno

^^the word you was after is 'mingeR', R124 lauv

@Baldiola trade you in July?

Say, Jack for a full deck of golds (*with* a full lighter), a scratchcard, a bottle of Bombay, and selfie with the Champions’ medal? Can’t say fairer than that, can you.

Doe we think this is him?

R128!! First I've heard of this story! That's wild.

Let's break down the allegations presented:

[quote] An England player was embroiled in a £30,000 blackmail plot after sleeping with a transgender escort during lockdown, according to reports.

If this really happened in private and hush-hush, on the deserted streets of lockdown 2020, it's hard to figure out how this story ever leaked. Presumably the escort blabbed herself, or a vindictive friend/ex to the player leaked the info. If it's even true.

'Sleeping with' is also a very vague euphemism, that could mean anything. Maybe there was no cock-to-cock contact, maybe the footballer didn't touch the escort and only got serviced himself. There's shades of grey when it comes to these encounters.

[quote] The Premier League star is said to have contacted the pre-op woman after coming across her profile on an escorting website. As reported by the Sun, he visited her £1,000-a-month city centre apartment numerous times and paid her for sex in a transaction worth £150 in April 2021. The player, reported as being a household name, was obviously hoping the clandestine trysts would remain under wraps.

Cheaping out on a mentally-ill escort is basically begging to get exposed. These football men at the top-level make £500k a week, and they can't occasionally chuck £500 per time at a sex worker? Fucking rude. Though this escort in particular clearly isn't doing too badly financially, if he can afford a central Manchester city-centre flat--Manchester is a dive, obviously, but it's still a cultural centre of the North and property is mad there.

'Household name' is a bit redundant to say about this England team, as they're the most famous one since Beckham's millennium squad. Everyone in the country knows at least a handful of them by name and face, and the majority are probably quite well-acquainted with them in a para-social way. I suppose this is the Sun's way of bread-crumbing that this name they're allegedly sitting on is a 'big name' starting senior player, not in the England squad reserves or juniors (a relief).

[quote] However, the escort reportedly recorded him without his knowledge, saved his text messages and took photos of him in his car outside her flat. She then used that material to blackmail him to the tune of £30,000, which the player then paid her in cash, it is claimed.

1. Hard to believe a very-famous footballer wouldn't check a hotel room for devices before engaging.

2. These football men don't really use text or iMessage, they move through self-deleting temporary Snaps and confidential dating apps.

3. Don't quote me on this, but I'm sure Jack is still legally barred from driving (after his fourth DUI offence). So if the part about pics of the car is true, there's a chance it was Jack in a rental with a paid driver, it was Jack driving illegally, or much more likely that it wasn't him.

4. £30k is peanuts if you're blackmailing a Prem star. He makes that for three days of work. Go big or go home. Get half a mill out of him or more, gurl!

[quote] He then reportedly went to the police, and the woman, who has surgical enhancements, was then arrested in June on suspicion of blackmail and questioned about their meetings. But the player refused to give a statement, and the probe was left on file.

So the way I'm reading that is the escort has breast implants but intact genitalia? Grim. These downlow ballers, if they crave dick, are surrounded by their choice of hot athletes in proximity, some of them friends down to experiment--so why go to a gross shifty sexually-confused fetishist who has no job except whoring?

Wasting police time is an offence too, I thought. Stressed officers probably aren't happy about it. Oh well, footballers innit? I'm sure some palms were greased.

(breakdown continued below....)

[quote] His club were reportedly informed about the allegations after some questioned whether his lifestyle off the pitch were affecting his performances on it.

This is where we get the strongest clue as to the identity of our mystery player. The alleged incident dates back to early summer 2021, and the England internationals who have either been underperforming or behaving badly during and since that time are: Kyle Walker (busted in the past for soliciting and breaking lockdown), Harry Maguire (normally a rock and a bland family man but recently going to bits), Marcus Rashford (playing so poorly atm he's in danger of being dropped for club and country, also recently going steady with his new gf), Dele (dogged by gay rumours all his career), Dominic Calvert-Lewin (ditto), Ben Chilwell (known to have problems with depression of unspecified origin), Phil Foden (got in trouble for breaking lockdown curfews), and of course Jack. Funny that the biggest percentage of the aforementioned who play for the same team are currently signed for one of the two Manchester clubs...

[quote] A Sun source said: 'No one knows if the player knew the woman was transgender..."

Eh? If you get to the hotel room, and there's a cock & bollocks in your face, I reckon the score is quite obvious, no?

[quote] "...but he was desperate to keep her quiet once she threatened to expose him. He handed over the cash on a few occasions, before realising that the only way of stopping the situation was by going to the police. They were keen to gather evidence because blackmail is a serious crime. But the footballer was really worried his name would come out and it would lead to him being abused by fans. He just wanted to bury it, so despite the efforts of officers, he refused to co-operate, which left them investigating a blackmail plot without a victim. They needed to see his mobile phone messages and also bank transfers, so they had no choice but to reluctantly drop the case.'

Bank transfers? So then the escort got a lot more than a few paltry grand. Good for him. Don't approve of blackmail, but self-loathing homophobia isn't a good look for a star athlete, and neither is flouting governmental health sanctions while knowingly endangering everyday citizens who can't afford the same level of healthcare or benefits.

It goes to show what a sorry state our world is in, that I'm impressed the footballer didn't threaten or harass the escort with violence (as far as we know). The bar is on the floor.

All this with a grain of salt, of course. We must remember that the source is The Sun newspaper, who since time immemorial have said that they're sitting on names of gay footballers without having ever once released them...

And anyway, the last person on Earth who'd have to pay for dick is Jack Grealish. He can have it on tap, from whoever he likes and whenever. And does.

I presume the 30k was to fund bottom surgery. And the report made a point of mentioning pre-op and that there was more than one visit...

R131 ah d'you reckon? That's even worse isn't it. Can't imagine how mixed up and disordered one would have to be to waste the bag on medical fetish.

None of these footballers can be trusted or counted out when it comes to this type of thing, and nor can any young man with access to pr0n, but for my money it's really hard to picture Jack in this scenario--not because of the gay element (I maintain that he's bi/flexible, change my mind), but because of the T element. Can't really explain why, but to me he just doesn't seem the type to go for that. While the T-lovers are on the rise and becoming normalised, tbh it's still not a very common fetish. Most men still do just want to see natural tits where they belong in the wild, and natural cock where it belongs. And Our Jack is a simple man of simple tastes. Forced to guess, I reckon for him an ideal sex life is about frequency and intensity and variety, rather than kink and freakiness.

[Quote] but because of the T element. Can't really explain why, but to me he just doesn't seem the type to go for that.

Could your attraction to Grealish be clouding your judgment?

How many guys do we think have tapped his ass? I’m asking for a friend.

If he's paying prostitutes, he's not a truck stop tramp...

R135 yep, that's why it doesn't track that the blind is about him. I really don't think it is. His vibe is all wrong for that.

R134 real or bullshit answer lmao? For the meme of this thread, the answer is hundreds. If I had to ballpark a realistic figure, I think he's drunkenly messed about with three or four different lads, probably friends or ex-teammates--and that he doesn't remember much about the experience. He's too open and affectionate and into sex not have tried a cheeky bit of frisky fun with another boy.

I don't think that story is about Jack.

Partly because of the car thing. He'd have to be off his rocker to be driving illegally, and I can't imagine even Jack is brazen enough to get his (probably club-employed) driver to take him to visit a prostitute and pick him up after.

Also, the article doesn't say anything about this being an issue of cheating. I feel sure that if the player in question had a wife or girlfriend, the article would say so, because it adds an extra layer of scandal.

So it's probably a single guy, who's played for England, plays in the Premier League and had a dip in form at some point last year.

I feel like Chilwell. Might be a decent bet, but I'm sure there are other candidates.

Well, the high earning football played dropped a measly 150 bucks... He had little sense.

[Quote] Also, the article doesn't say anything about this being an issue of cheating. I feel sure that if the player in question had a wife or girlfriend, the article would say so, because it adds an extra layer of scandal.

The ladies of LSA have claimed that Rashford has been playing poorly in the timeframe of when the incident occured and in its aftermath, and that he's been foregrounding a girlfriend when he hadn't previously done so...

R137 there's something so tortured about Chilly, though he goes hard for the gimmick similar to Jack (easygoing social butterfly). Unlike with Jack, the laddish loud fun mood-maker image feels like an inauthentic mask with Ben. He's obviously hiding something pretty big, even if it's just emotional instability. But you could be onto something with that guess.

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R139 surprising that LSA would throw Rashford's name in the ring like that. Aren't they all about sticking up for famous black men who are good examples?

[Quote] Aren't they all about sticking up for famous black men who are good examples?

Not really. And his girlfriend is white.

R133 mate that's such a weird leap and assumption out of nowhere like??? Honestly don't even fancy him much lmao

Shocking to admit this to the Jack girlies, but....I'd probably turn Jack down if he offered; regardless of how beautiful his body and his smile is, a) I don't want a cocktail of VD, nor do I want to feel physical inadequacy because my body doesn't look like his and never will, b) Brummie accents massively give me the ick, it's the shithole of the Midlands (imagine the rundown grimy dangerous low-rent part of Chicago, Detroit or Indianapolis, as a U.S. cognate city), I can’t abide townie people, and c) while ymmv, according to my ethics, it's like taking advantage of a challenged person to fuck someone that dumb, I'd feel like a predat0r.

Any attraction I might have to Jack, if one can even call it attraction in the conventional sense, is as a vicarious sex object for a detached fantasy. He's like a cute vacant doll, a guilty mental pleasure that I can chat shit about on here and have fun with writing silly scenarios, because I’m bored and he’s fit to look at, so why not? Doesn't mean I would ever actually want to smash. We keep fantasy where it belongs, babes..

Jack ain’t even my type. If I ever do meet the England team, catch me pushing past childish stupid chavvy tasteless Jack to get to older smarter Daddy ones like Tyrone Mings, John Stones, Hendo. Prefer husband-material to a fuckboy, and winners to losers, but that's just me and my salty standards...

[Quote] Any attraction I might have to Jack, if one can even call it attraction in the conventional sense

Lady, you doth protest too much.

R143 ohhh....so they see Marcus as kind of a race traitor? That board is like an alien world to me, I don't get their reasoning at all.

Marcus is also British. LSA is very anti Black Brits.

R132 John Stones would get it, no doubt. Fascinating combination of strength and vulnerability.

R148 yep defo got time for Stonesy.

His voice is very sexy, all mellow and warm. He has the most funny, deranged, and unselfconscious way of lasighing as well, like a cackle. Seems like a lot of fun to be with.

[quote] JACK (about the Real Madrid loss and the season games to follow): You’ve gotta try and move on, because we have a Premier League, yenno, to go and try to win.

Oh, Jack, we know Pep’s already bought the League for you and the boys, sweetheart. Considerate of you to obfuscate for the more naive viewers at home, though.

Poor precious lamb said he “felt sick” after the Real loss. He looks awful, too. Those horrid City boys just aren’t looking after him the way he needs to be.

R134 Jack is the One True Babygirl no matter how much cock has been inside him (A: a lot).

R128 this comment from an LSA poster is based:

[quote] TIMs put themselves far too often in bad situations then act surprise-pikachu’d when bad things happen. And they are forever threatening males they fuck with outing them. But I thought they were women and there was no difference...so what are you outing? They know the damn truth. A group of entitled liars.

Two we forgot to mention in the possible escort scandal suspect list: Harry Kane, and Jesse Lingard.

As of now Kane may probably be ruled out as a suspect, tbf, as he’s totally recovered his form of late, despite a horrible performance in Euro 2020, and a shaky season up to Xmas 2021. But the blind could still refer to the playing he was doing back then. He’s a married man and a pillar of Good Clean Xtian Husband/Dad, so if he gets busted for anything salacious it would be massive shocking news. I actually really do hope our perp is him—that way Hendo can have his rightful England captaincy back off him.

Lingard is just a manchild, even moreso than Jack if you can believe that. And like Rashy, he’s in danger of being dropped for both domestic and national teams for his lack of focus and mentality problems. He’s technically single, though he has a baby mama and a child.

You would think that if you're famous and into trans people, you'd seek out another famous person who's trans.

[Quote] A group of entitled liars.

Does this poster have any of the same smoke for the men who sleep with trans people and lie about it, or even murder their sexual partners?

R155 fair fucks. LSA goes too easy on all men imo, especially the downlow or anti-feministic ones who beat and kill women. You can't put everything down to systemic racism; at some point it's just men who aren't taking responsibility for what they do.

The escort we're talking about would probably garner more sympathy if he were more obviously in dire need of money, if he weren't so obviously just playing mindgames for fun (he'd have tried to extort more, were this the case), or if he wasn't a follower of a homophobic ideology. By contrast, a poor gay twink being used as a dirty little secret by a footballer and forced into doing something desperate is a sadder story and easier to relate to.

R112 Jack is half Irish, pretty, and his hair is iconic.

No one hooks if they are not in dire need of money.

R158 then how is the alleged escort affording city centre digs? U.K. rental prices are through the fucking roof, mate. There are people I know with solid respectable earnings who can’t afford a tiny bog-standard unappealing urban space in any of the major cities.

This young blackmailer has to be making good money to stay in the heart of Manny. Though the alleged footballer he’s shagging could be paying the escort’s rent as well as the usual fees (which may explain the ostensibly paltry service charge that the Sun cites), or the escort just isn’t paying rent at all and living on credit/borrowed time til he gets evicted shortly. Really, there’s only a few ways this situation makes sense.

[quote] JACK, on the City win vs Newcastle: We bounced back perfectly!😃🎈🍯🌻

Quite sure you were ‘bouncing’ quite a lot last night, Jack darling.

Giggly slut starting laughing and smirking when the press asked him about City clinching the League this year.

Hendo won’t be happy with that, yenno. Need to show a bit more gravity and respect in these moments...

[Quote] then how is the alleged escort affording city centre digs?

Could it be via the earnings from prostitution. Hookers have to live central for incalls.

The hypocrisy of glass-ankled, vain, thick-as-mince, original Prem prettyboy Jamie 'Redders' Redknapp telling Jack he needs to do more...

He posted a story to his Instagram today just showing a flash of legs then bantering/laughing with a Man City masseuse (not at all a hot guy). I can't figure out what Jack was carrying on about in the short clip.

A couple of threads ago, I remember an interesting comment by someone who said they thought Jack had some kind of secret mental/psych disorder, and recently I came across an old bit of information about Jack's earliest fateful days with England that may lend credence to that theory.

In a nutshell, teenaged Jack's first trials with England culminated in him waking up on the first night in his shared dorm room in the middle of the night, going to the bathroom, and passing out then cracking his head on the sink as he fell, only to regain consciousness in the arms of his terrified roommate (a lad who was never seen playing for England thereafter...) shaking him, and wondering what the fuck had happened. Jack was fine but sent home immediately, and in his distress and disappointment and panic, fearing he'd fucked up his one chance to play for England, he accepted a trial period with Ireland later that year instead. He would stay with the Irish squad for the next four years.

So why did a healthy, strapping, confident 14-year-old Jack, when completely sober (as far as we know), just pass out in the middle of the night? Undiagnosed anxiety? Epilepsy? BPD/schizophrenia? Eating disorder? Or has he been drugging and drinking on the sly since Year 9?

Also, hasn't Jack grown into his looks and blossomed so massively? He's so pretty now, and has been since about the age of 18/19, but fuck me was he an ugly young duckling as a pre/teen. Said with love and affection, he looked like a Spitting Image puppet in his early mid-teens.

R164 rarely do I wish I had or used IG, but when things like this come up...

Jack's accent is somehow getting stronger, despite his distance from Brum. Very weird that. Think it's cos he's so homesick, poor angel.

The main Man City male masseuse is this huge fat beardy middle-aged guy, or at least was the last time I checked. Probably best for safety/legal reasons that they don't hire a young attractive person, male or female, for the role...

What in the fuck is going on in that pic at r165? He looks like a soft butch.

R167 the ugly days were truly another timeline. No-one would ever have predicted back in 2010-2015 that Jack Grealish could be a heartthrob. You'd have been laughed out of the pub for even suggesting it.

It’s like he aged in revere. He was cynical and jaded as a youth, but became a relaxed slut as an adult.

Good for him.

“reverse”

R165 Considering the level of physical health monitoring professional footballers undergo, and that we've never heard of him experiencing anything similar since, the passing out in the bathroom incident screams panic attack to me. Could be a sign of an anxiety disorder, but equally likely - at that age, in that high-pressure situation - to have been a one-off.

Responding by changing nationality is an interesting one, though, as it suggests he was deeply, painfully embarrassed about whatever it was that went on and couldn't face going back to the same situation.

His behaviour as an adult pings my radar for some kind of bipolar disorder. The substance abuse, promiscuity, dangerous driving, being unable to stay away from parties, going along with every mad suggestion until he finds himself doing something out there like ending up on stage with Stormzy...all easily framed as manic excesses, especially with how he always seems a bit embarrassed afterwards.

And then the surprising levels of self-deprecation, the unwillingness to admit to being good at anything in particular, the deference to players he thinks are better than him...all hinting towards the lower end of the mood spectrum.

Anyway, he's a pretty little slut with a glorious arse, so who cares if he's a bit emotionally damaged.

R166, the massuese or attendant, or whatever he is, was not the one you described. Looked like an older man, someone you might see every evening at a pub drinking hard, though quizzically jolly, for several hours after his shift at work is done.

R172 ah, there it is, the signature Slut Pose. People don't get that it's the main reason he falls down on the pitch all the time.

Straight male fans of football may have all turned on Jack, but least his loyal core fanbase of little kids (and their thirsty Mums) still love him.

So, City are signing Haaland. He says he could have got the same wages at a number of other clubs. I wonder if he was enticed by the promise of regular access to the best arse in football.

R176 Man City have made no secret of wanting and targeting Haaland since last Spring, and in the September 2021 transfer considered buying him instead of Jack.

However, as you say, Haaland could have gone literally anywhere, last year or this year. Even with injuries, he's still a top commodity, he has major bargaining power. And unlike with Jack, his transfer fee was deliberately capped below £80m by his agents, to maximise the number of clubs & offers that came in and showed interest.

There's no doubt Erling knows about all about how Jack moves--his Borussia teammate little Jude Bellingham probably expressed to him the fearful awe he has of Jack's insatiable sex drive (what glimpses he sees of it at England camp, despite the best attempts at the senior players to shield his young eyes from it), and that played a factor in the decision Erling finally made. After all, for unshakeable prestige and a full cabinet of silverware and masterclass-level teammates, Erling would have been sorely tempted to jump to Juventus, Real, Bayern, Liverpool...but none of them have the biggest slut in world football playing for them. And it's not as if Manchester City are living up to their expensive reputation and winning absolutely everything at the moment, is it? What else could his reasoning be?

Just hope he's got enough stamina to keep up with Jack after a game or a training session...

Erling probably G00gled Jack before signing, just to have a shufti at what was on offer before committing...

Do we suppose Jack's got the job of induction, since everyone else is training hard to play? Ofc he'll cap off the introductory tour of the Emptihad, by pulling Erling into the dressing-room showers for a nice, long, hard, sweaty gasping initial shag---his way to say "welcoom to Manny, bro! Yoor a mastahclahss, you are.."