My bf is from hells angels

So he’s the kind you don’t take home to MUTHA?!

Op is esl

0/10

Is he from North?

Does he call you his Old Lady, OP?

OP is typing while styled like Cher in Mask.

He calls OP his bitch too, R5.

Mais oui, Jan. Bien sûr.

Ever had his Hells Angels brother run a train on you?

[quote]Is he from North?

Canada?

Describe his patches.

What makes you this desperate for attention, OP? How sad your life must be.

Has he turned you out yet?

Does he beat up Pagans when he runs into them?

OP is dating Frank Mills.

You'd be better off with gypsies, tramps, and thieves, OP.

How often does he slam meth?

This is all very glamorous

Do you wear your hair in dirty little pigtail braids, OP?

Thought so!

I encountered a group of Hells Angels eating at an outside covered area at a Steak & Shake in Daytona Beach once back in the 70s. Most of them were old, fat and scary looking, but a few were young, very fit, and hot as blazes. As my friend and I got our order we looked around for a table to sit at and they were all taken. 4 of the HAs noticed us and very kindly said "hey my man, we'll move over here so you guys can have this table". They got up and moved over to a couple tables where their compatriots were sitting. They couldn't have been nicer. All I could think about was how much I wanted the good looking ones to take me under the boardwalk and ravish me.

You’re going to end up on unsolved mysteries after he sex traffics you to the North op.

Do the Hells Angels even allow Homersexuals into their gang?

If not, you in danger, girl.

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R23 started with an obvious snark and ended up with a message to which extraterrestrials already have responded.

They're landing tomorrow~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do the Hell's Angels have an LGB chapter? Do they get along with Dykes on Bikes?

And my dad is in the CIA and he could have you KILLED for lying about that, OP!

Very doubtful, OP.

Never even heard of these assholes participating in jail rape, even. Be much more likely to kick you to death.

Rampant homophobia, severe misogyny and generalized semi-professional psychopathy in service of criminal enterprise.

Around 35 years ago I knew this hawt 20 something Jewish guy in New Jersey who was working his way out of the closet as probably a bisexual. He had been hanging out with some Jersey motorcycle gang, getting drunk and stoned with them and waking up in bed with members and their girlfriends. Which tells me there is some downlow activity in those gangs.

From what I can tell from the web this guy sobered up, got a BA, married a woman, and became a standard Jewish businessman/husband/father in Maryland.

I remember walking by the Hells Angels on East 3rd Street to clubs in the area was pretty nerve wracking. They'd whistle at you and make homophobic remarks at you.

What about the criminal aspect of the Hell’s Angels? Aren’t they known to be violent?

What do you have for your candlelight suppers? Roadkill?

Is this him OP?

You have been touched by an angel.

Touched by a hells angel

You know where you stand if he doesn’t pack you when he goes on a ride with the brothers and their mamas.

In case the above isn’t clear: If when your “date” goes motorcycle riding with a group of other HAMC outlaws who are bringing their wives and girlfriends along, and he does not invite you to ride on the back of his motorcycle, he has stuck you WAY into the back of his closet and intends to keep you there for only so long as you do da suck job.

How does one becomes a hells angel, join them? Anyone know anyone who's been or is one?

You don't just join. Invitation only.

And OP, if he's ordered to kill you he likely will without hesitation.

Whose orders? Do they have grand wizard angel or something? Any initiation rites?

My bf is from hell. A real lazy motherfucker. Won’t work. PlayStations all day. Won’t do any chores.

I waited tables at Markos Heritage Inn in Daytona in 1984(?) during bike week. It was wild. Most bikers were dentists or mid level managers from Iowa,but I had many encounters with the real thing . One table in particular stand out in my memory. 4 big burly guys and their equally big burly bitches. They gave me endless grief,teasing me unmercifully (I was visibly gay) but in a good natured way. One of their women kept pinching my ass ! They ran me ragged,left a huge mess,and a stack of cah on the table. The ass pincher leaned over,stuck her tongue in my ear and whispered "We left you a treat but you gotta find it" . I looked and looked,but had no idea what she was talking about. Finally,I glance up at the stuffed marlin above the table and there was a giant joint sticking out of the mouth ! It was some good shit too !

Great story R40!

OP has watched too much Sons of Anarchy. It's fantasy--these people aren't some kind of closet liberals, tolerant towards homos and trannies. Epic fail.

Something Creeping in the Dark Knight Rises

^sorry, wrong thread

Hells Angels Missouri, or Hells Angels Georgia?

R38 don't be a dummy.

They are simply their own form of a mafia. Similar rules and "ethics" apply.

At least you lost your teeth to meth long before your "bf" could knock them out of your head, OP.

[quote]Anyone know anyone who's been or is one?

The guy owned our local tattoo parlor in Van Nuys was an Angel named Charlie. While I was watching a friend get a tattoo, some dumbshit slammed into the back of Charlie's pickup. Charlie calmly went out and exchanged info, then calmly resumed tattooing. When my friend asked why he didn't kick the guy's ass, he replied that the insurance company paperwork and endless phone calls would make him suffer more than any beating would.

Not all Angels are in the criminal side. A tattooist is a necessary resource.

Hard to be a 9-5 worker in that life. Tattooing saves dude from having to deal drugs.

Who said he didn't also deal drugs? I never asked him.

Is he a good top? Does he treat you like a used whore who needs it rough?

The Hell's Angels have done a lot of good. I never turn my nose up at bikers. Gorgeous bikes. Rebel spirit. Question authority. Don't take shit. What's not to like?

Oh pul-leeze r52.

You know those fun ol' Angels -

Treat a laddy like a whore and a whore like the whore he is.