I think the rentboy is quite into me

yesss, queen, yess

Don't be stupid. This is a commercial relationship.

Girl wants a regular customer, in this economy.

Are you trying to tell us that your rentboy has found his way to your heart through your butthole, OP?

I think risking giardia or hepatitis is going far beyond the call of rentboy duties and a promising relationship is a distinct possibility.

Well worth the $200+ you paid, OP.

[quote]I think the rentboy is quite into me

He probably just saw your valuable Lladró porcelain figurine collection...

That's what rentboys usually do. They have a long list of things they insist they won't do with a client and when, all of a sudden, he does perform one of the things on the list, the client feels like a million bucks for being so special. The client sees it as a special connection between him and the rentboy, performing beyond his negotiated service, and the client leaves a bigger tip and is more likely to call the escort again.

He probably said "no rimming" based on your dirty torn caftan and generally unkempt appearance

but was surprised to find that you had douched in spite of your otherwise slovenly presentation

"What the hell, I've lick the old gal's puss a few times and give her a thrill."

Lol! R[8]!

With your little dog Mitzi yapping at his ankles and running circles around the bed

not to mention the weird, dead-eyed guy named Joel (oddly dressed as a teenager) playing video games at an ear-splitting volume in the next room...

he was frankly a little freaked out

“My mom always said my port wine stain really brings out the blue in my eyes!!”

R7 You Debbie Downer. OP was special for rent boy.

[quote] OP was special for rent boy.

He sure was, that's why he came back to OP's house, held a boombox over his head which played Kanye West's Gold Digger on full volume.

You pay me $20, me love you long time and lick your shitter.

A friend, an older guy told me that he had hired a rent boy in his early 20s, when he was a student, because he was shy and unexperienced and didn't know where to find a guy, it was a big taboo then. And he had some extra money, his parents were well of.

The rent boy was so thrilled that someone young and handsome (my friend was a pretty guy) asked for his service that he didn't charge him. It was on the house.

Welcome to the new Hausfrau at R9.

R7, those are trade secrets! Consider yourself sued.

Troll

[quote] Well worth the $200+ you paid, OP.

Rentboys haven't been $200 since 2015. Going rate is now $300 to $400.

We can’t we say - PROSTITUTE

The preferred word is "provider".

How much did you pay, OP? And how much did you tip?

[quote]Perhaps he can be my bf

Run, rentboy! Run!

Sure, Jan.

Trust. He’s not

Dream big, OP, Dream big.

Shut up, Lindzebelle. Do your job.

[quote] —Miss Porter's Finishing School for Escorts

Hilarious!

I think of escorts the way I think of a personal trainer: yes it’s a commercial transaction, but the time goes by a lot more enjoyably if there’s a rapport.

I’ve escorts before and in my experience 1) they like sex and 2) they get off on being desired 3) they like helping/taking care of people - one guy I hired has a day job as a care giver for the elderly.

So I don’t kid myself that they’re in love with me. But it is a two way exchange.

Rentboy is no longer in existence....

Count those Beanie Babies after he leaves.....