Lizzo boards plane in nothing but a THONG!

Glad this isn’t scratch n sniff

That plane must REEK

It wasn't a Thong until SHE put it on.

There’s a video too

Yuk! First thing I thought of was when I saw the pic was the smell of ass.

Daddy likes

Hubba hubba! Daddy likes!

Can that jet take off with her?

That poor plane!

Think about hygiene, sweetie. I hope you're sitting on a towel.

That's not a thong, that's a harness 😳

OP don't know what a thong is.

That's gross. That's way too much ass hanging out and all over the seat. I hope she brought a seat cover.

This is airplane seat abuse.

Nothing sexier than a great big butt with cellulite. Everyone is equally beautiful 🙄.

That's it, I'm never flying again 🤮

It was nice while it lasted.

Pig.

Sad. She actually has talent.

She’s trying to convince herself (through the captive public) that’s she attractive and sexy, regardless of her size. And, it’s true for the most part…she’s a gorgeous lady. But, she’s got terribly low self-esteem and is trying to bully people to agree with her warped sensibility.

Outrageous behavior works when you accept the good responses with the bad and she’s not capable of that. She had the shutdown to tone up and make more music but instead she bitched and did nothing constructive.

Now, she’s got this shape wear/deception BS she’s peddling…the only thing that has been constant is her weight. She’s a Grammy winner chasing clout through social media. I fucking hate this timeline.

This is sad.

I guess Lizzo brings her own flotation devices?

Kinda looks like two faceless Uncle Fester heads side by side. I can't unsee it.

R19 Yes. She exploits her body and shows the flaws as if it’s somehow beautiful because it’s natural and if you don’t like it you’re sexist and fatphobic.

Like here’s my big fat ass and if you think it’s gross you hate women and are fat shaming.

Meanwhile, a man couldn’t do this. I remember the jokes for days when Rick Ross took his shirt off in a Chris Brown / Usher video.

Pretty face, no waist, likes a turkey with butter baste

I really didn't need to see that, OP.

I'm sure she was charged an additional cleaning fee for the plane. Disgusting.

OMFG. I can smell the combo of sweat and shit emanating from her black hole from where I standing.

Should that plane crash into the ocean, the survivors can cling to her. She's the unofficial life raft.

She can hide a lot of contraband up her butt pocket.

Does she speak jive?

Pathetic.

That's a whole lotta ass!

She’s got a big ass area-wise but it’s flat

you'd be flat too if you had 600 lbs sitting on you.

It's so weirdly settled into non-muscular strata lines.

That bitch doesn't know the heartbreak of alopecia.

BUMS AWAY!!!!

How embarrassing for her.

Skinny bitch!

She had a fat ass and she lasted forever.

[quote]She’s got a big ass area-wise but it’s flat.

Are you suggesting that Lizzo needs MORE ass?

Such a pretty face.

Das a TRIPLE seat belt ass, yo!

She'll be presenting at next year's Oscars.

Gross AF, girl.

Throw her onto the Kremlin. She's better than any nuclear bomb.

This cries out for a Lindsey Graham ReFace!

R43 but how will she get there in the first place? Will she be rolled on stage via forklift?

And what will the organizers have to do to make sure the stage won't collapse?

And I feel like a fatass because I need to lose 15 lbs! I've got nothing on this whale.

R48, me too. I feel the need to shed a few pounds, but I don't look like a fucking fat tank like this obnoxious bitch does.

Lizzo woke up this morning and thought, how am I going to drive those whores over on Datalounge crazy today.

[quote] Lizzo woke up this morning and thought, how am I going to eat an entire cow before noon.

Fixed that for you.

Smellin rude as hell!

She IS a flotation device, R21.

Why does this fat bitch get to host snl again?

Ugly cottage cheese butt.

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SEAT BELT EXTENDERS!

How would that ass fit into a standard seat, anyway? Did she buy two? Imagine being in the middle seat with that crammed in next to you.

Doesn't she make you bitches appreciate my modesty in comparison??

[quote]WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SEAT BELT EXTENDERS!

You can buy them from Amazon!

Amateur!

I just googled: fat black girls. Most of the results were Gabby Sidibe. At least she famous for somethin'.

She looks like when you open up the pillsbury dough crescent roll can and it starts oozing out.

Blacks really elevate the culture.

If that's the Enola Gay she's boarding Nagasaki better watch out.

For fucks sake how can she think anyone wants to see that time and time again? Notice she’s never with a man? No man wants to fuck it. It’s a beast with cottage cheese ass. Her booty hole stinks.

Skinny bitch really thinks she's something

Love that outfit! Where can I get one?

^ “The World’s Most Beautiful Fat Lady”

Kind of like saying, "The world's smartest retard" 😜

That made up my mind. I'm having a salad for dinner tonight!

LOL r69! We should all keep a picture of Lizzo on our fridges. It will work wonders for weight control.

R14 The HELL they are. This pig is an affront to public sensibilities. And yes, I am fat shaming her

[quote] Can that jet take off with her?

If it has Aaliyah's pilot, it will.

[quote]She'll be presenting at next year's Oscars.

I certainly hope she won't be "presenting" the way she is in OP's photo.

Ratchet.

She's short and squatty, all ass and no body.

I was being sarcastic R71. Definitely not interested in seeing Lizzo's great big ass.

On a plane of that size, is she strapped in to prevent stalling from a sudden shift in movement?

She's deluding herself if she thinks that's sexy. Yet, I can see her singing the national anthem at a sporting event dressed like that....

I’m all for body acceptance, but her body is not attractive.

She's better heard and not seen.

R80 Have you heard her try to sing ? It’s horrible.

You know, I thought I saw a plane flying lopsided…

If Lizzo really believed that fat is sexy, she'd be stalking Val Kilmer instead of Chris Evans.

I'm visualizing her in the Karen Valentine role - the captain has died and she's having to land the plane herself!

How rude!

Clean up on aisle 5. Ew I hope they put a towel over the seat.

This should be criminalized. Why does she have the right to assault my eyes and brain and gag reflex?

mmmmm

Gay men have a gag reflex, R87? I thought they trained themselves not to.

I'll bet this fat bitch only plays the flute because she thinks skittles are gonna rain down the metal pipe when she hits the buttons.

her fat ass looks like two wild hogs fighting over a milk dud.

Previewing next years Oscar fashion

I don't understand why people keep looking up to her. Yes, I'm all about body positivity if you're not fit. But her level of obesity is just unhealthy, and she's encouraging people to follow her foot steps. She has to have at least diabetes and hypertension. Good job, America!

[quote]It wasn't a Thong until SHE put it on.

I absolutely hate this damn website.

LMAO!

With the cottage cheese and cellulite on her butt you would think she would be embarrassed. Sometimes shame is not a bad thing.

Big is beautiful.

After Lens and Lizzo I have a new respect for Chrissy wearing clothes that keep her covered.

[quote]I’m all for body acceptance, but her body is not attractive.

Body acceptance means accepting a body that isn't attractive.

[quote]I'm visualizing her in the Karen Valentine role - the captain has died and she's having to land the plane herself!

Excuse me? Karen Valentine?

I wish she was talented. Her voice is anonymous, and just playing a flute half-naked isn't enough.

On the plus side, if the plane crashes in a remote area, the others can live off her body for months.

Amateur...

Looks like Trump is having more ramp problems in that photo at R100.

She keeps doing things like this and then crying in the coming days because people are mean to her, which implies to me she's not really as strong and confident about her body as she makes out. I don't know why she puts herself through that.

hippo ass

It’s hard to imagine what her figure would look like if she were thin, since she has no waist.

She would be a beautiful woman.

Lizzo tries too hard. Such a sad soul.

Not on my fine furniture, Dawn! I hope they laid down a horse blanket. Or two.

She's saying a loud "f-you!" to all her tormentors who resent her existence as a large (but not ashamed of herself) woman. She tries to rile them up and lo! It worked like a charm. Good for her. Plus, she isn't wearing only a thong. She has some kind of boob covering on her. Why is everyone assuming that she's unwashed? How many airline passengers get on commercial flights unbathed, though fully dressed? Greasy hair will spread greasiness to the seats, y'know. How do you know she smells bad? Her hair could be quite fragrant and pleasing.

She has the Brooklyn Seacow look.

That plane cannot contain such a large quantity of elegance.

Yes, 'good for her', R108. I'd be proud too if I had to wipe my ass with a rag on a stick.

And what she didn’t share with her followers was that she was having MASSIVE diarrhea due to some bad surf and turf she had at a HoJos the night before.

When she told the stewardess that she was having a mudslide …………it was too late for everyone else to run.

Since she’s black we have to accept this “fat is fabulous” nonsense. Naked and fucking foul looking body assaulting our eyes. But if this was a white woman, the field day gossip mags would have saying “someone forgot their clothes” “so and so is pregnant or just eating for two” “time to find a gym” . Fucking racial double standards. She’s an ugly obese skank who no one wants to fuck. Chris Evans is gay even if he wasn’t born gay just to avoid “pity dating” her out of not offending a black tardo begging for his white cock. Bodyguard with him and her? Laughable unless she’s the bodyguard guarding him. She’s so huge, he can fuck Chris Pine behind her huge dimpled behind and viewers wouldn’t even know. Now that’s a new Bodyguard remake I’m willing to see!

Good thing she flies in a private plane. She's too obese to fit in a seat. Plus who would want to sit next to that mess. Bahaha!

Damn R113, do you need another cup of coffee or something? A valium? Let us help.

How was the plane able to take off?

R113 pissed myself with your ASSessment. Dayummm gurrrl you nailed that big black booty to a huge ass T! Thanks for the morning LOLs!

Love her, but why bother with any clothes if she is going to wear something like that?

Meh, show us the pink or don't bother.

A field day for exhibitionists in the 21st century.

Flat out disgusting

Which one is the plane, and which one is Lizzo?

Anyway, she was right there on the jetway, in plain sight of just [italic]everybody[/italic] at the airport.

She was nude.

Are we sure this isn’t Desire from Little Britain!

Hello!!!

R11 don't know what English is.

Here I thought I had overcome my gag reflex.

Rumor has it you need an excavator to reach her pussy and go through those cheeks.

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!

R115 The sooner you block the freak at R113, the better off your whole experience here will be.

Beauty is subjective. Most hetero guys like meat on the bones. Gay men don't understand female beauty.

^Well, WE understand it perfectly. She ain't it.

[quote]Rumor has it you need an excavator to reach her pussy and go through those cheeks.

As well as a hazmat suit.

She ready for the BOSS FIGHT

With her volume, I'll wager a good subtitle for this thread would be: "A plane flies nothing but a LIZZO!"

When did Oprah come out at a Lizzo, Dorothy? I guess Gayle really does wear the pants in that relationship.

Where’s Al Bundy when you need him?

.,.,

There should be a reality show where you put extreme fatties on a shit test. Those who can actually reach their asshole without a stick to wipe it win. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars only with huge, fat slobs and a few rolls of Charmin.

The burning question is, was that plane capable of taking off once she boarded?

Does she have an abnormally short torso or is that an optical illusion?

Public statement from the Kardashian Board of Directors: "In our next quarter of operations, we will meet and exceed our competitor's girthy ass offerings."

Thank God I'm not the person who has to wash those thongs.

This is why I love flying to Europe. People who look and dress like this - white or black - generally can’t afford the trip.

She's one of those people the commercial airlines would force to buy 2 seats.

Can you afford to fly private, R144?

"It's true I'm obese, but I'm also proudly a ho!"

What a wonderful message to send to today's young women!

Jesus Christ that is one FAT bitch!

How did that plane stay in the air?

r131 - 90% of hetero males do NOT want that much cushion for the pushin'

Derry Air

Disgusting.

Single?

More like a quadruple!

What's sad is more and more beautiful young black girls who seem to be getting bigger and bigger and bigger now think it's ok cause Lizzo says so.

Why am I nauseous 🤢

If she wore my workout leggings, her ass wouldn’t jiggle.

Query for the lezzies: does y'all love fat black girls? When theys so fat their titties look like a Kardashian ass.

Man, who wipes all that?! She can't possibly wipe herself throughly. Does someone use a sponge on a stick like the ancient Romans? Like a really long long stick.

Delta--Fly the friendly thighs! And buttcheeks!

I just don't understand this body positivity bullshit. We're supposed to celebrate people who are morbidly obese pigs? To me that's like celebrating people who are smokers or alcoholics. It's disgusting to look at and extremely unhealthy.

Those sunglasses make her look fat.

Sad last days.

Does her ass stink? She can’t reach around to wipe it.

I wish she would share her diet secrets with me. She's a waif!

I think that nauseating topic has been covered sufficiently, R162.

[quote]I just don't understand this body positivity bullshit. We're supposed to celebrate people who are morbidly obese pigs?

My assumption was that body positivity was meant to be about saying curvy women, and stocky women are still beautiful and can be healthy too. When I was growing up in the 00s, women were stick thin to unhealthy levels (think Ally McBeal), and in earlier days people like "Twiggy" were celebrated. People were considered "fat" when they really weren't. That was unhealthy and gave bad ideas to young women especially about their bodies.

It seems to have become about morbid obesity now, it's kind of glommed onto the body positivity movement, as a way for people to never have to hear that they might be unhealthy and need to lose weight. To keep living in ignorance.

To me, I don't think we should be awful to anyone about their bodies. I don't think it helps at all. But I don't think we should be acting like this is healthy. Positive encouragement to move to a healthy lifestyle, therapy to help with issues that cause overeating, support - this is all much better I think.

Sometimes I think the music executives went out of their way to find the most basic, talentless and unattractive women and make them famous just to prove they can.

She is fat but that is not important. What matters is that she really can't sing and dance. A random woman at Walmart and sing like she can.

Is this one of the poor charter plane somewhere on an airfield that many "influencers" use to pretend they can afford one? I chose the article with the most pictures I could find.

I’m willing to bet that her pussy stinks.

[quote]It seems to have become about morbid obesity now, it's kind of glommed onto the body positivity movement, as a way for people to never have to hear that they might be unhealthy and need to lose weight. To keep living in ignorance.

Do you really think fat people need you to tell them they're fat....and unhealthy? They know it. This is all just part of the current trend of prioritizing self esteem and "feelings" above all else, including reality......even when it compromises health.

Just look at the trans contagion that's spreading all over the western world.. People are chopping off healthy body parts and taking dangerous hormones to "live their truth". Which is laughably ironic since there is nothing "true" about denying scientific reality.

There are no losers anymore. Everyone get's a trophy. Everyone is beautiful.

^gets. Oh dear.

R131, some meat, yes.

But not two tons of wobbly lard.

Her diet is going to cost her an arm and a leg. Maybe two.

Can you imagine being around her when she rips a fart?

I wonder if she likes to be rimmed?

I'm guessing her margaritas have sugar instead of salt.

That's margyareetas.

She looks fat. Is she fat?

I once put on some weight after a bad breakup. My stomach stuck out just a little, and the area under it always smelled unless I used Gold Bond powder there. It was so disgusting that it gave me motivation to lose weight.

Considering how bad that part of me smelled from a small fat roll, I cannot imagine how disgusting Lizzo must smell.

Someone notify the DEA. That’s at least 50 lbs of crack…

[quote]Do you really think fat people need you to tell them they're fat....and unhealthy? They know it.

No, I don't. I believe I was clear on not being awful to people about their bodies.

That ass is at LEAST 4 axe handles wide! Maybe 5 or 6.

She'll be lucky if she lives past 65. Don't these people realize the heavy work their hearts are doing?

If I offered you $1 million to sniff Lizzo’s thong, would you do it?

Even Chris Evans' huge wang couldn't find that hole.

I was myself with a rag on a stick!

You're being WAY too generous, R182. She'll be lucky if she makes it to 40.

I do like her new song. She has a cute face but her ass is getting too blubbery.

Actually I really like that song and video as well, and yes she does have a cute face. It’s just a shame she can’t drop even just a couple of hundred pounds…

Can someone explain R83’s comment? I don’t get it.

R189, Val Kilmer is/was a fatty, angelic Chris Evans isn't?

R190, I guess that’s what I missed, but I don’t remember Val Kilmer ever being fat.

I've never really been interested in his career, but yes, he got fat. Very fat it seems. I think he's thin now.

Google has the pics.

I assume that's what R83 was referencing.