Celeb couples who are mismatched in the beauty department

Technically Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons but they seem like a great match so who knows?

[quote]Ava Gardner and Frank Sinatra.

I think Ava Gardner and Mickey Rooney beats that.

Hot daddy James Brolin and fugly Babs

Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his horse-faced elderly wife.

Pete Davidson and all the famous women he's dated so far..

Hugh Jackman and wife Emanuele Macron and wife

Douglas Boothe and his fiancee, Bel Powley

Almost every attractive famous woman and her ugly ass husband/partner.

Tina Fey and Sneezy or Sleepy or whichever one he is.

Michelle and John Phillips

R9 Tina Fey is hardly a beauty.

Dan Aykroyd & Donna Dixon

Lena Horne and her gay musician husband...but then, it's not like she had to actually sleep with him.

Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller

Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio

She married men of achievement.

Sophia Loten and Carlo Ponti own this thread.

Hon. Mention:

Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier

Diana Spence and Prince Charles

Anyone and Harvey Weinstein

^*Loren (not Loten)

Beauty and the Beast...

Jill Eikenberry & Michael Tucker, married 49 years.

Michelle Pfeiffer and Fisher Stevens

Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne with their original faces and bodies

Sutton Foster and Christian Borle

Cynthia Nixon and that creature she married.

These two...

Matthew Broderick and that horse

R22: You will address her as Rojo Caliente!

Wilma and Fred Flintstone

@r20, That Sharon Osbourne was a real fish-wife, wasn't she?

Christian Borle and Christina Hendricks’ ex are both jolie laide and have BDF. I can understand it.

[quote]Sophia Loten and Carlo Ponti own this thread

I agree. But I always wonder about that marriage, if it existed in name only after a few years.

Speaking of Joe DiMaggio and Christian Borle, someone should cast the latter as the former in a Marilyn biopic or something. Perfect casting right there!

Mia Farrow and Woody Allen

Ava Gardner and Frank Sinatra were both hot btw

Diane Keaton and Woody Allen

Woody Allen and anybody

Barbara Stanwyck and Robert Taylor

r33 He looks nice there

Burt Lancaster and his drunken frump wife Norma Anderson.

R34 I think that R33 was calling Stanwyck the beast.

R34, read the thread title. Taylor was the beauty, Stanwyck the beast (idiot)

Tina Fey isn't a beauty, but she is attractive and her husband is downright hideous. So it's a mismatch.

Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovett

I'm sure Jon is a lovely man and he is apparently fearsomely intelligent, but looks wise he is no match for Ronan

Rachel Maddow and her partner

Matt Bomer and Simon Halls.

R22 Wow…. I mean, may they be happy! But I‘m still a little confused 🤔 But then what was Diana thinking? Charles!!?? Was she that desperate?

Prince Charles never made a comment about Cynthia Nixon, R42.

Simon Halls might not be as pretty as Matt Bomer (who is?) but I'd argue that he's sexier. You get the feeling he comes home every day, bends Matt over, spanks him a few times, and then fucks him up against the kitchen sink.

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry.

I have no idea who Douglas Boothe is (nor Bel Powley), but judging by his doughy face in the photo at R7, they are evenly matched in the looks department. They seem like average-looking chubs.

Lana Turner wasn't all that attractive beyond her teen years.

Ben stiller and Marsha Brady. Prolly lavender because straight couples don't usually have that much discrepancy

R45 lavender

Marilyn Monroe was out of her mind . She was lucky to get anyone.

A more interesting thread would be:

Sexy couples who'd be likely to produce ugly children. I'll start.

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

Woody wasn't that unattractive . He needed to fix his hair situation

Ellen (yuck) and Portia.

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Douglas Booth just looks shlumpy in that photo. He's much better looking, typically. Bel Powley, on the other hand, looks like uncooked dough on her best day.

[quote]Woody wasn't that unattractive .

Thanks for posting, Helen Keller. I've been wondering where you were.

One always has to ask, is the ugly partner very rich or from a prominent family into which the pretty person is lucky to marry. That's a game changer, especially in closed societies like England and China.

[quote]straight couples don't usually have that much discrepancy

Lol, wut?!

R56 woody was extremely bright and athletic. He was no uglier than Mick jagger.

Mick started out somewhat decent-looking before his descent into ugliness. Woody has always been physically unattractive. It doesn't matter how "bright" or "athletic" he was, any more than him being a gifted writer and director does. He ugly.

R52, Woody Harrelson or Woody Allen?

How about this Woody? What a sweetheart to dress down for his date.

See r32, r61.

R60 woody is pretty good looking and has genius IQ. Should have got nose job and wig

Obviously, I'm not going to agree with you, but please post it repeatedly, anyway.

Woody Harrelson is ugly? I've heard everything now.

We've been talking about Woody Allen, r67. Do keep up.

Coogan didn't look bad here, but he wasn't nearly as attractive as his wife Betty Grable (who looks unusually odd here, because of the eyebrows).

I think Woody Harrelson was so cute/adorable as 'Woody Boyd' on CHEERS. That was the best era for him, lookswise.

Yeah, Coogan and Grable

Woody Allen is one of the least attractive men I’ve ever seen. Not just ugly (and his face isn’t actually deformed or anything), the total package is repulsive. And I’m not a fan of pretty boys. I like interesting looking men and place a lot of value on intelligence and humor. But Woody Allen is gross.

This one made me hurl.

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

Me too. And I did each time!

That was Lyle hurling, demi-horse face.

OP Who's mismatched between these two?

Ava Gardner and Frank Sinatra

R67 Woody Allen is a very relaxed guy who does not put effort into grooming ,clothes etc. He's Jewish so people choose to see him as ugly and a pedophile which he is not. Conan O'Brien and David letterman are unforgivably ugly and put huge effort into looking good. Woody Allen has had attractive girlfriends which proves I'm right. He's also the only straight guy in Hollywood. Diane Keaton was ugly but was a lesbian and I doubt woody saw her as real girlfriend.

R75 frank Sinatra could not have been bad looking because his kids were attractive. Ava Gardner was a dyke

Poor Lana. She was fresh and lovely for about 2 years. Like Lauren Bacall. Wonder why they aged so fast? Ava boozed and smoked too but it didn’t happen that fast.

Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach

[quote] - Lana Turner and all her paramours.

Naaaah, OP. You're waaaaaaaaaay off base! Lana Turner fucked some of the hottest studs in Hollywood in her day! Just A FEW of her conquests were Tony Martin, Victor Mature, Tyrone Power, Fernando Lamas, Lex Barker, young Sean Connery and (longtime Joan Crawford fuck-buddy) Greg Bautzer. Hell, even the thug boyfriend her & her daughter stabbed to death was hot!

The gal knew good cock when she saw it!

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Woody Harrelson also dated Carol Kane. Another oddball pairing.

R59 = Woody Allen

In the Nascar world, fug looking driver Kyle Busch is totally mismatched with his wife Samantha. Yes, Samantha has had cosmetic procedures done and looks fake as hell. But, she is still better looking than fugo Kyle.

R80 is right about Lana Turner. She was married to a hot Tarzan among others.

R76 It is pretty clear Woody Allen doesn't put any effort into grooming himself but he sure puts a lot effort into grooming under age girls.

[quote]He's Jewish so people choose to see him as ugly

Is this Trolling Amateur Hour? I've spend a lot of time around Jewish guys, most of whom are decent looking. Woody is hideous because he 's Woody, period. His soulless shark eyes don't help any.

[quote]Woody Allen has had attractive girlfriends which proves I'm right.

Woody Allen has had attractive girlfriends, which proves that some women will settle for ugly men in hopes of accessing their fame and fortune. Woody chose instead to share those with his children's homely sister.

^ *I've spent

People with "genius IQs," or anything close, are pains in the ass, R64.

And I have never ever ever heard anyone declare Woody Allen was attractive or good looking, even young (below). I can only assume it's a not very good joke, or that Woody or Soon Yi are posting in this thread.

Stop feeding the "Woody Allen is hot" troll.

[quote]Ava Gardner was a dyke

No, she really wasn't. I asked her.

Who is the hot one @R7?

Woody Allen was a fricken romantic lead in a zillion movies . He was unkempt but handsome charismatic funny star. He was track star in high school. He broke Mia farrows heart after spawning handsome charismatic Ronan. Granted, the fingers in that family are reptilian

Pete and Chasten!

R93 - I don't know what planet you live on, but on Planet Earth there is no corner where Woody Allen was ever "unkempt but handsome . . ." Allen was one of the most thoroughly ugly little men ever spawned, and his track star record, whatever it was, wasn't what got him lovers like Mia Farrow: it was strictly his Hollywood pull and success. Think Harvey Weinstein on a low-carb diet.

And for what it's worth, Sinatra is widely rumoured to be Ronan's biological father - in fact, there's quite a strong resemblance between the two men.

When we use the term "jolie-laide", which in French means "pretty-ugly", it is used to describe a man who is sexually charismatic but not classically handsome - men like Jean-Paul Belmondo.

Between whom and Allen there is whatsoever no comparison.

Allen seduced her 16 year old daughter, taking dirty photos of the kid with her legs open in the home he shared with Farrow.

Rita Hayworth was one of the most beautiful women in the world in her heyday. Every husband she had cheated on her, from Orson Welles to Aly Khan.

Beauty is no measure of the sexual desirability of a male partner, although the male partners like to think so.

Farrow and Hayworth and Gardner all fell for men who would mistreat them. It was nothing to do with Woody's sexual charisma. It was everything to do with her low opinion of herself. Given that she married Sinatra, another legendarily abusive husband (just ask Ava).

Hayworth once said, very poignantly, that the problem was that all the men she got involved with expected to wake up in the morning with Rita Hayworth, but instead found themselves with "just me".

You could do quite a few threads on the psychological dynamics of women who would seem only to have to look in the mirror to feel great.

Melissa Joan Hart and hubby.

Daryl Hannah and Neil Young (well, she's always liked musicians but at least her other prospects were better looking men)

Horror director Mike Flanagan and his actress wife Kate Siegel, whom he casts in everything he does.

R97 both gay

Neil Young is gay? I've never heard that before. I'm old so I enjoy his music.

Leeane Rhimes and Eddie Cibrian

Neil Young was previously married to two women. The first marriage was short-lived. The second one lasted over 30 years. He hooked up with Daryl shortly thereafter.

Robert Redford and second wife Sibylle Szaggars. Oops, Bob looks as bad as she does these days...'specially with that awful WIG:

Old Ginger Rogers and husband #4.

I'm thinking maybe R99 meant Mike Flanagan and Kate Siegel are both gay. She's been openly bisexual for years before she met him, but she broke up his first marriage and they have a bunch of kids. He never puts gay or bisexual men in any of his films or shows, only lesbians. Sounds like a typical ugly straight guy to me.

R103 that is the ashiest white man I've ever seen. Can't he afford moisturizer? My God.

Singer Edith Piaf and her boytoy husband, Theo

You think lack of a moisturizer caused that, R106? What he needs to do is take off 30 years plus 75 years of sun exposure. Then use Oil of Olay.

R95 I don't know about mia, but the other actresses you mentioned were lesbians. Woody was as attractive as Larry David. There is nothing grotesque about woody. Woody's male friends are also attractive. Woody is not the first guy to go after his girlfriends daughter. Mia was a hag and likely a lesbian. Ronan did not get gay gene from woody.

Singer Edith Piaf and her GAY boytoy husband, R107

Jesus! Who is this poster who thinks everyone is gay?

R109 FINALLY JUMPED THE SHARK.

R102 Daryl is lesbian who has bearded her entire life.

Angelina and Billy Bob

R111, for you -

[quote]Woody was as attractive as Larry David

This is a fucking lie. Larry David was nebbish nerdy Jewish boy cute when styled right back in the day and he's still that if you like older Jewish guys. Woody Allen was always and will always be a misshapen troll.

If that's you answering yourself, R116, you're going to get TAGGED and removed.

W...hat.

[quote]Woody was as attractive as Larry David

I beg your pardon?!

Liza Minnelli and Peter Allen

Peter was the beauty and Liza was the beast *

* It seems that needs to be pointed out here based on previous posts

Any unattractive man with fame or money (or both) can “buy” a woman far more attractive than he.

This Woody Allen troll is hilarious btw.

Woody Allen is as breathtaking as Gilbert Gottfried.

Groucho Marx and Eden Hartford.

R121 you can't really buy someone better than you. Not when everyone has enough to eat.

Anderson Cooper is ugly. Woody wasn't a hunk but his body was fine. His nose was too ethnic for racists. He needed to do something about his hair . Woody had a very high IQ so he is allowed to be a bit nontraditional in his looks.

Rob zombie and his wife Sheryl

Viggo Mortensen and Exene Cervenka

R125 yeah that’s a good one. They’ve been married for I think 30 years too.

The Woody Allen troll is clearly a short red-haired Jewish man with glasses. Thick glasses, obviously.

Daryl is a man baby.

[quote]Woody wasn't a hunk but his body was fine.

😅🤣💀

Jesse James and Sandra bullock? Sandra only dated gay men, btw.

Not knocking anyone's looks, but Ted Danson and his first wife Casey were an odd pairing.

"Ted Danson and his first wife Casey were an odd pairing. "

Is that right? 🤔

R109 Good grief, the man was a toad. His films were the reflection of his core obsession: schmucky little big-nosed Jewish guy from Brooklyn gets the great looking girls on the basis of his charm, jokes, and sexual prowess. Like the beautiful 17 year old Mariel Hemingway in Manhattan. It made the premise of the film absurd. Nenike Allen are not the stuff that teen dreams are made of. Oh, but this teen was DIFFERENT!

I have no idea whether Keaton and Farrow and what's her name from Mary Hartley were lesbians. But if they were it supports my point: no bona fide straight beauty would have touched him with the proverbial pole absent his success as a filmmaker and his tens of millions.

Lots of men go after their girlfriends kids?

Really? That's your excuse for Allen?

Get off those knee-pads you keep with Allen's initials on them.

He's an ugly little man and intensely unlikable to boot who made it big.

And that's why he got to sleep with pretty actresses.

Humphrey Bogart and friends used to sit around drinking and replacing the word "heart" in film and book titles with the word "dick". You know, as in The Dick is a Lonely Hunter".

Allen's excuse was that distasteful as it was, "What can I say, the heart wants what it wants."

I can hear Bogart roaring with laughter now.

[quote]what's her name from Mary Hartley

Oh, dear.

^ Yeah, Louie Lassiter, you remember her 🙄

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R137 thank you. He was not hideous. Just wanted that fact acknowledged.

Rob Lowe and his wife

[quote]His films were the reflection of his core obsession: schmucky little big-nosed Jewish guy from Brooklyn gets the great looking girls on the basis of his charm, jokes, and sexual prowess.

R134, you left something out - Allen chased great SHIKSA girls. He didn't "want to belong to a club that would have me as a member," coined by Groucho Marx, and the basis of the relationship in Annie Hall. This theme is throughout Allen's professional and personal life. Good for a laughs a few times, but nauseating after a while. It's a male fantasy, but in real life, no way would a miskite like Allen achieve it without an endless bankroll.

Now, please get off this subject in this thread. Start another one.

R139 his kids took after the beard

I know the feeling. So tragic when that happens.

Ian Somerholder and ANYONE. ANYONE!