Mark Wahlberg May Retire From Acting Soon

Yes, please!

I recently paid good money to watch that crappy film he made with the little boy from Spiderman. A bigger turd has never been splatted across the silver screen. Judging by his performance in that, he gave up acting long ago.

Great idea, Marky Mark. C ya!

You mean we can't expect a sequel to Father Stu?

[quote]Mark Wahlberg May Retire From Acting Soon

Did he ever start?

Sad? Nah.

[quote] A bigger turd has never been splatted across the silver screen.

I agree. There were more awful Marky Marks on that movie screen than in his old tattered Calvins.

OMG! NO! I can't take it anymore! (Who fucking cares? This bell end has milked the teat of fame well past his weaning point.)

The only Marky Mark of any worth was Valerie Cherish's husband.

He should shut up and show us some ass. That's all he's ever been good for. 😂

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R11 the whole movie was bad.

He knows the jig is up. Hopefully Matt Damon and Ben Affleck will also retire soon.

What will happen to all his hairpieces?

So will he go back to throwing rocks at black children in school buses?

He’s worth around $300 million, maybe more. He’s fine. He never has to work again. And he knows that.

He acts?

The only thing he ever did of any merit was Boogie Nights, and he was the worst thing in it.

Sounds like he is turning into a religious nut like Chris Pratt.

He prays for God to forgive him for making Boogie Nights.

[quote] So will he go back to throwing rocks at black children in school buses?

When he's not beating up Asians.

[quote] Sounds like he is turning into a religious nut

Will he be running for office soon?

Thank god!

I'd vote for him! He tells it like it is!!!

Just a heads up for what's to come: Don't use the word comeback. He hates that word. It will be...a return.

He's one I have never cared for in the least. I've always considered him trash.

I don't hate him as he remains definitely hawt. But I don't follow him. I guess he has enough money to retire well. Good on him.

Good. Good riddance.

Is this the one who lives in the house for sale that looks like a wedding venue in Long Island or New Jersey?

R2 Uncharted is worse than Infinite? Amazing.

I’m still amazed at the success he’s had. He’s a shit actor and a phony, but he keeps getting hired over and over again.

@R31 - I know, it's so hard to believe what passes for Hollywood talent nowadays! It's embarrassment to our industry!

How nice for Marky Mark, how nice for everyone.

Father Stu...hahahahahahaha

Why? He's in every f'ing movie ever made along with all the trailers. I guess Hollywood may have run out of iideas if Mark Walberg is going to retire.

Maybe we'll get a reboot of "Wahlburgers"? Fingers crossed.

Tough guy movies are an easy sell to insecure straight men.

Maybe Mark will buy a retirement home in Lake Como and try to rekindle his romance with Clooney.

But will he be acting in the legitimate theatre?

How will the acting world cope? How will we sleep at night? First a pandemic, then a war, then Mark Wahlberg retiring from acting. What dark times.

When you have a twink with attitude like Holland spouting "old man" jokes at Whalberg in a movie, it's clearly time for Marky to reconsider his options.

Stars who are basically personality performers (as opposed to an actor) are increasingly less in demand, especially with streaming services who can find other non-acting hunks for far less $$.

Whalberg was competent in Boogie Nights, but I thought he did well in The Departed.

Don't you have to first start doing something before you can retire from it?

Not until he does The Happening 2.

The difference between Bruce Willis making 20 putrid movies in a row and Mark Wahlberg's last 20 putrid movies is that poor Bruce has aphasia, and Mark's audiences *wishes* they did.

Wahlberg was great in Boogie Nights as the self-obsessed, self-righteous star (not a stretch) and in The Departed as the foul-mouthed, arrogant prick cop (not a stretch).

Otherwise he's exhausting. And not nearly as hot as people like to pretend he is.

He looks like a special needs Neanderthal.

R32 just worry about your skincare line, ScarJo.