Actors with flat asses

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Jared Padalecki

Jake Gyllenhaal, Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, Hugh Jackman... a LOT of the leading men have no ass or a displeasingly shaped ass. It would be easier to name who DOES have a ripe and or erotic ass.

Can we abbreviate flat asses to flasses?

Brad Pitt, for a brief, shining moment, had a plump ass during Troy. He even talked about it on Oprah.

[quote] Mr. PITT: I was--I was--I was--was working out very hard. I was try--I was wearing a skirt. I was trying to get--I was trying to put muscle on my legs, and for some reason, my ass just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger while my legs just kind of went...

[quote] WINFREY: Really?

[quote] Mr. PITT: Yeah, I don't know what I was doing.

R5 pics or it never happened…

R5 I still don't think it was nice in Troy.

[quote] Low-riding jeans aside, Ben looked casual and comfortable in a brown shirt and a black leather jacket along with snowy white, high top trainers.

[quote] Ben - who was without his wife Jennifer Garner and their three children - was seen returning to his cherry-red classic car with a look of adoration.

Never change, Daily Mail.

DJ Qualls, most likely!

Conan O'Brien.

Don Knotts!

Does vaguely actor-adjacent count? If so, Meg Markle with her slipping butt pads and *slender pins

Edward Norton

True, R13.

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We had an entire thread on Colin Farrell's flat ass.

The famous shot of Jeremy Irons and Andrew Andrews from behind in "Brideshead Revisited" was disappointing - they both had rather flat asses.

Most Northern Europeans have flat asses.

Looks like Ben was going commando that day.

Ryan Gosling has no ass.

Brad Pitt in OUATIH. Looks good to me.

Most guys, white guys anyway, probably are gonna have flat asses by default. One of my life lessons is you gotta squat squat squat if you want a peachy ass. Maybe it’s just not a priority for many.

Yeah, gyllenhaal was my immediate response to this thread. Muscular but flat on jarhead and love and other drugs, but a bit rounder for velvet buzzsaw

Is Faye Dunnaway considered an actor or actress? In the 1960s the boyish, flat-ass silhouette was a must for female models and actresses. Voluptuous = vulgar.

[quote]Most guys, white guys anyway, probably are gonna have flat asses by default.

No

The Jonas Brothers are white?

r25

Last time we looked

Bizarre, R26. They don’t look it.

Not an actor but Rory McIlroy.

Not all or the majority of white guys have flat ass. Stupid. A lot of the big actors? Yes for some reason. Clooney had an ass... thank god that idiots moment is probably over though.

Zefron and Baffleck.