Melissa Rivers has written ANOTHER book about Joan?

Yikes, she looks horrible. Did her face fall?

The darker hair color really suits Caitlyn!

Don't care about Melissa or her dead mom.

Melissa’s a no-talent, fugly whore who has ALWAYS had to rely on her mother’s name to get anything or anywhere.

Caitlyn

Mommy Nepotest

She has giant teeth

Dear Lord R2. She really is morphing into Caitlyn.

She is her mother's daughter, so she will never quit grinding and making money from her mother's legacy. And really that is the most appropriate way she can remember and honor her mother. Joan NEVER quit, regardless of how rich she became.

She looks like Caitlyn Jenner.

Anyone else think that she looks like Caitlyn Jenner?

It's like looking in a mirror.

Has anyone yet noticed how much she resembles Kaitlyn Jenner?

She looks exactly like her mother, I think... Who knows what the hell she and her mother really look like

Can you now go to a plastic surgeon and request the "Caitlyn" look?

I agree R4

If Missy gets her face lifted again they're going to have to do her bikini wax on her chin. She's gone practically Chinese eyed.

Every time Melissa crosses her legs her jaw snaps open

- Joan River's joke come back to haunt her

Have you seen her son? Holy fuck is he hot.

Melissa's son, Cooper, is now 21.

The book cover is cute.

He really is a cutie...

There’s absolutely nothing Jewish about that kid. The gentile husband won the gene pool on this one.

I have to hand it to her. She kept her mother’s filing cabinet of jokes, over the years. She doesn’t want it lost in a museum, collecting dust. She’s afraid something bad will happen and the jokes will be gone forever.

My God...I thought everyone was joking, but she REALLY does look like Jenner. They probably have the same plastic surgeon.

I’ve heard her interviewed and she seems pretty likable.

But, my god, those veneers! She’s in the same category as Cheryl Hines and Jane Krakowski where I can look at nothing else when she’s smiling.

R23, Hopefully, he's circumcised.

Melissa doesn't need the money. I guess she wants to keep her mother's legacy alive. And to stay relevant.

I've actually been curious as to how Joan would be faring in today's cancel culture society.

I don't know if this book will answer that question, however.

I think she’s just bored. She clearly has terrible taste in men and can’t even keep one around, her only kid is in school (wonder if she forced him to come back to CA? He was at Ohio Wesleyan…), she’s bought, renovated and sold houses in north Santa Monica/Palisades, doesn’t seem to be an addict but doesn’t want a job. I wish I had her money but, aside from cooper, her life seems incredibly sad and empty.

[quote]Joan NEVER quit, regardless of how rich she became.

Because Jews wanted every dime they can get till they stop breathing.

R31 I don't think that is limited by religion, ethnicity, or race.

R31 Jews don’t believe in an afterlife. They stock pile the fuck out of money to pass it on to future generations so they don’t have to struggle.

There must be something in the air today, because bigots like R31 are popping up like weeds.

@r31, I bet you're one of those stupid , fat white Christians who lives in a trailer park and blames everyone else for their lot in life

Pass the pork rinds and beer

I didn’t realize that non-Jews can take their assets with them to the afterlife R33.

Is your idiocy a result of nature or nature?

^nature or nurture?

@r36, You totally didn't understand r33's post at all, but you went ahead and shaded him any way

Don’t school me R38.

^ Then stop being stupid

Jews like black people are cancel proof. Unless they piss off more powerful Jews like Roseanne did when she attacked the Soros family.

She needs to stay relevant now that Joan is dead and cannot insist Melissa be a producer on something. Funny how Melissa always gets her panites in a bunch when people say her whole career is based on Joan then all she has now is writing books about Joan.

Considering so much has happened in the last few years (Worldwide plague, anyone? WW III? Political upheaval? The Slap...) and she's gotten so much "What Would Joan Do" from those around her, to so many current events, it's not surprising she has something to say about it. I'd like to hear it, actually. Joan was a riot, and Melissa knew her like no one else. So why not.

R42 I thought she was pretty good on Fashion Police and some sort of panel show could work for her.

Joan would be cancel-proof but only because of her age. (The comments about her religion are pathetic.)

That’s Caitlyn’s twin right there.

r44 but she only got Fashion Police because of Joan. Look what happened to it after she died.

R47 It was one of the first causalities of woke cancel culture.

You see, I DO look like an actual woman!

Conservatives started cancel culture with those fucking Million Moms Marches that went after everyone. Then they came for Colin Kaepernick, who took a knee against racism. How dare a black man take a stand for racism during an obscenely rich white owned monopoly.

Joan's jokes at the end were stupid and were as clever as a seven year old with a potty mouth(she's seems to have had a bit of dementia.) She was so desperate she was playing dives not because she needed the money but because she was obsessed with performing like Bob Hope going on too long when his biggest fans wanted him to go quietly into the night.

OP, because Missy is greedy, grasping hag, just like her mother.

R27. Let's hope NOT!!

[quote]I wish I had her money but, aside from cooper, her life seems incredibly sad and empty.

Hollywood basically kicked her out after Joan passed. They forget that she was the executive producer of most of Joan's product for the last ten years. She was forging her own path when Joan passed. She was saddled with the image of a no talent riding on Joan's coattails, when she was so much more than that.

E! should hire her to produce something else, given the bounty that she helped make for the network over the years. But Hollywood is full of vipers. I'm telling you, Joan would not be happy at how they've treated Melissa.

^ Melissa is worth a $100 million, she does not need anyone's tears

Her podcast is Fox lite and a way for her to keep busy. Cancel culture seems to be a big theme with her. There are probably less qualified people who have their own shows or run studios like she aspires to, but Missy must have built up a lot of ill will to be blackballed.

Her childish, over the top temper tantrum when she was fired from Celebrity Apprentice had a lot to do with her being blackballed.

Cindy Crawford, Caitlyn Jenner, and Melissa Rivers must have the same plastic surgeon (who uses a template).

Didn't Melissa say a few months ago that she wanted to adopt a baby?

Hello!

She doesn't need the money. She craves the attention.

This is the third book about Joan she's had published since Joan died in 2014.

R61, She’s Jewish. She may not need to money but she still wants more.

From August 2021 . . .

She looks more than a little like Carrot Top in that pic. ^^ Minus the clown hair.

R57 you really think anyone takes anything seriously from that show, especially post-Trump presidency?

And stfu racist troll at r63. Where do these people come from ?

R66, You obviously haven't seen the clip of Melissa's tirade.

R67 of course I have. But it’s a fucking reality show. Everyone is encouraged to raise hell. It’s not like she did that at - I don’t know - the Oscars.

I really do not get the love or comics like Joan and Kathy Griffin. I don’t get why gay men make these crappy humans so rich.

One of John Waters' meanest and funniest art pranks:

[quote]Celebrity rarely, if ever, accompanies talent. With that in mind, Waters pays homage to people who are known for nothing more substantial than the most vapid kind of fame. “Melissa” is a photograph of white clouds against a blue sky with the words: Starring Melissa Rivers. That’s it. That’s the photograph, and it’s a lot of things—all of them bad, so again I stood wondering, why? Once I found out, I wanted to own it. “I’m always trying to celebrate the things that don’t work in show business,” Waters said, by way of introducing “Melissa,” which purports to be the opening credit in a movie, but a movie that never happened and never will. It may not be the stand-out piece in the show, but it made me laugh, because it’s a fantasy piece. Joan Rivers’ daughter would be hard to place on a seating chart at a dinner party. The irony to Melissa Rivers is that there is no irony.

OP- She looks kinda MANNISH in that photo.

She a bitch!

I like Melissa. I didn't mind her on Fashion Police. I like that she keeps Joan's memory alive, as I miss Joan.

Agree R73

She's got everything about her Mother, except......well, I'll just leave it there.

She has manly hands.

r54 Hi Melissa. LOL at a talented executive producer. Trust me if she was she would be working. Sophia Copolla does not get to write and direct because she is Francis's dorter. She is talented and talent gets hired. I know people who worked on Fashion Police. Joan ran the show when she was alive. Typically your EP is not on air talent unless that EP is a vantiy title (like Andy Cohen). She could not even land a spot on Celebrity Apprentice unless Joan agreed to do it. When she was not on the same team as Joan, Joan threatened to quit. When one of the others accused Joan of riding her mom's coattails, it was Joan who had to defend her. Melissa is not talented at anything other than being Joan Rivers daughter. (Remember when they made that movie about Edgar dying and she insisted on being Melissa Rosenberg because she didn't want to be accused of using her mom's name? Yeah...how quickly was it Melissa Rivers...even after two marriages.

R77, Melissa's only been married once.

I'll bet that college boyfriend who beat the shit out of Missy is sorry now.

r78 I thought she married that guy that created Vivid?

That John Waters “Starring Melissa Rivers” screen cap is brilliant. I’m going to make it my background.

R80, No, they just dated, but Joan was all for them marrying.

Joan was so controlling of Melissa, she went along on her honeymoon with John Endicott.

She looks like Bruce Jenner.

Man hands.

Oh god, she auditioned for Julliard? I wish someone had recorded that! And she loves crystal light and vodka with Fresca. It must have been heartbreaking for Joan to have such a basic, boring daughter.

I follow Missy on IG and was startled when she posted a schedule of her talk show appearances promoting this new book starting tomorrow. I thought surely it was a re-release of a book she'd already published, but nope. She should take a note from Candy Spelling and get into producing Broadway shows.

This no talent trash? She'll sell you to the river if she could. She's been dying to be back on TV FOR YEARS! Her mother's gone now and can't book her TV appointment schedule. This bitch, please.

Why does she have one crooked eye? Was one side of her face lifted and not the other side?

Melissa embarrassed herself on "The View" this morning.

They played a clip from a Joan appearance on the show, where she said something outrageous about Barbara.

Melissa turned to Joy and said, "I remember that you were a mess after my mother said that."

Joy replied, "I wasn't there that day, it was during the two years after I had been fired."

R88 most people don’t have totally even sized or even apart eyes. That’s not what makes her ugly.

R89 I don’t think Joy likes Missy.

You old bitches are really flogging a dead horse here. I mean, is Melissa claiming to be some once-in-a-generation talent? A great maverick / pioneer who broke new ground in the entertainment industry? Someone who would have been famous if not for her mother anyway? A supermodel beauty? No. She and her mother hosted the red carpets, produced some fluff programs for E! and Lifetime, and sell cheaply made books and products on Daytime Television.

She's a relevant figure to gay audiences in the same way Joan Crawford and Bette Davis' daughters are. We're here for the many camp interview appearances, celebrity auctions, behind-the-scenes tea about now-irrelevant stars of years gone by, and tacky side projects. As Joan herself would say, "grow up."

R92 No, Melissa has never done to her mother what Davis and Crawford's little bitches did. Melissa is much better than those two.

From The Simpsons

Melissa is worse in my opinion. She was determined to make it on her own by going my Melissa Rosenberg. That lasted all of two seconds before it was Melissa Rivers, you know Joan's daughter?? Every...and I mean every job she ever got was a direct result of her mother insisting they hire her.

In a realm (Hollywood) where nepotism is epidemic, I find it hard to get worked up about Melissa. It’s not like she was getting prime gigs (think of Zosia Mamet, who gets prime projects with talent that wouldn’t land a role in an 8th grade play).

She had an opportunity to get a couple gigs because of her mom, and I think most of us would have taken them.

She’s pro-gay and seems like a decent person. Can’t hate on her.

Melissa's eyes are morphing into Melanoma's slanted squinty eyes!

I think it’s also fairly clear that Joan harbored an immense amount of guilt about Edgar’s suicide and its impact on Melissa. Joan wanted to keep her attached at the hip as a way to make up for that and make sure the two were never estranged again. Melissa has never pretended to be a great beauty or talent. Her outbursts on the apprentice as well as that dreadful reality show on WE tv suggest she has some serious anger issues that probably relate to her dad’s suicide, along with her terrible history with men.

Melissa is 100% the product of nepotism, but Joan was never going to let her daughter fly on her own either.

We should be grateful to Melissa for producing a smoking hot son.

R98, I don't think Edgar's suicide had anything to do with Joan's attachment. If you remember her standup act, way before his death she spoke like a total helicopter mom so it's not surprising she continued.

Melissa is still convinced she has some sort of career. I thought that would've died with her mother. How embarrassing.

R101 of course Joan was an overbearing mother with few (if any) boundaries, but she never brought Melissa on stage at a comedy club or on TV like Cher did with Chastity. Melissa never expressed any interest in the entertainment industry as a kid, she did ballet and rode horses and studied history at Penn. She didn’t pursue entertainment until after Edgar’s suicide and her subsequent reconciliation with Joan after not speaking for a while.

Melissa was wearing so much bronzer on "The View", she could have passed for another race.

I had a friend who worked at E! so many years ago. He was a runner for one of the Academy Award Red Carpet shows that Joan Rivers starred on.

Everyone loved Joan - Melissa not so much. Joan gave her hotel suite and all the perks to the runners who were working hours and hours - including the after show. Melissa made a LOT of demands that really didn't mesh with her role on the show OR her level of participation.

Same was true of Fashion Police. E did not like Melissa at all but put up with her because they loved Joan.

I'd hit that! 💋💘

Not kidding at all, I really thought that was Caitlyn as well

If ole Caitlyn swings by DL and runs across this thread her balls might pop back out. Remember when "she" made "her" debut, people were saying she looked like Cindy Crawford, now people think she looks like Melissa Rivers. I now know why she signed with FOX, she is asking everywoman there for the name of their plastic surgeon.

PS Melissa if you read this, I'm not being mean, I'm just being like your mama.

R109, Lmfao!!

Melissa and Joan on Family Guy

whoever imitated them nailed them both

I loved when they did a fashion wrap up on SNL and Joan was portrayed by a skeleton.