What's the grossest thing about the worst person you've ever slept with?

Oh it happened several times when I was younger and a slut. And the guys could be very attractive. Its ANAL WARTS!!! Get the fuck out presenting an add with anal warts. And I don't know which is more appalling. When they don't know they have WARTS on their ass hole, or they know and DONT CARE.

A guy's upper plate came loose on my tongue while we were kissing. I thought I'd broken his teeth.

Once when I was messing around with a guy, he accidentally farted and got diarrhea all over me and the bed. Fucking disgusting.

He made me dinner—it was Kraft macaroni and cheese

^ lol

Scoring what I thought was prime blue collar cock and and underneath his Carhartts were frilly pink panties.

He picked me up in a movie theatre. We got to his house, and it was full of floral wreaths left over from his wife's funeral two days previously. Ever the intrepid homo, I went to bed with him. He sucked like a champ. The smell of roses was rather overpowering.

R1, you know you have anal warts - typically, they first sign is blood when you wipe (if you can see them, they knew).

I very rarely had sex in the 80s but got a bad case in college. It took a couple years to treat (surgery included) when they finally went away. That as well as the AIDS crisis made me stay away from sex for a long while.

R6 that detail makes it extra hot and working class, in my book. Poor you! So wrong in your stereotypes.

This rando was sucking on my dong and I clenched his hair and pulled his hair piece off. Awkward.

I’m Lipstick on Your Collar

His way of kissing was to stick his tongue out and move his head back and forth like a chicken. He caught me on the lip and it hurt! I didn't want him to get anywhere near my penis so I asked him to leave.

Ooops. Wrong thread

Ass funk. He was hot but he reeked. Found that out when I went down on him. Then I told him shower play was hot let’s lather up. It was ok after that.

He took a shower the next morning and left shit stains all over my clean white bath towel. Obviously a SCAT Queen.

A little Asian guy - we had OK sex and then went to the movies. I could actually look down at the top of his head and discovered that he had some kind of scalp disease. It totally freaked me out. Never saw him again.

R15, that happened to me once too. Unfortunately I didn't know there was shit on the towel and I used it to dry my face and hair...

Slightly older guy in SF. When he presented hole, he had had a band-aid on his ass.

A guy I met on the internet invited me over for “drinks”. When I arrived he fixed me a cocktail. There were shit stains on the ice cubes.

One time I was fingering a guy in the butthole and when I pulled my finger out there was a piece of brown wilted lettuce on it. I just gagged.

What did you expect, R20, boogers?

Oh hell never had an experience other than micro penis but I've dealt with enough shit and blood in my life it no longer bothers me at all. Plus now that I know a fair bit about human anatomy it all makes sense.

[quote]What did you expect, [R20], boogers?

I expected good hygiene and a douched asshole.

Rubbed his toupe off while he was blowing me.

He chewed gum the entire way through the hookup. Then the next morning he tried to start making out with me... and the gum was still in his mouth.

Actually that wasn't the grossest thing but I just ate dinner so we're not gonna go there.

toilet paper remnants in his butt crack hair

Nobody’s ass should smell like blue cheese. Ever.

2nd date with a guy, he invites me to his place to watch a movie. He lives on the upper west side in a weird duplex apartment that has a basement-esque bottom floor and a bedroom with absolutely no windows. We get in bed, he turns the lights off and it is pitch black. Cannot see a thing. We start making out, clothes start to come off. I'm rubbing his chest and fingering his nipple. I start pulling on it, and he makes a noise of displeasure. I ask him if he doesn't like his nipples played with and he says- That's not my nipple. I casually run my other hand across his chest and realize there are several "not his nipples" across his chest. I don't know what they are and I don't care to find out. Thoughts of any more play ended immediately.

I found a box of Just for Men hair color in the medicine cabinet. SHRIEEEEEEK

Were they ladybugs, R28? Ain’t nothing wrong with a few nice little ladybugs!

R28 I wonder if he had chest ports for kidney failure or chemo or other IV infusions? Sounds like you dodged a bullet

No, there were several of them. I think they were some kind of acne cysts (though his face was clear).

Micropenis. It was an inch long. I pretended to have a stomach issue and left. Guy had BDE too, cocky AF.

[quote]One time I was fingering a guy in the butthole and when I pulled my finger out there was a piece of brown wilted lettuce on it. I just gagged.

Panera Butt!

Similar to R6. I was sitting next to a very hot guy in a bar in Dallas. We talked for a couple of hours while getting more buzzed, until at some point he said "we should go hang out in my room." I was rock hard and ready for whatever. We started making out, took off our pants - and he was wearing panties. Ugh. So gross. It was an instant boner killer. He was nice and I didn't have the heart to anything crappy so I just made up some dumb lie about it being super late.

Smelly crotch and shitty ass.

OMG OMG OMG he was a hot guy but he was wearing KINKY PANTIES. WELL I NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSS! I want a man not a PANSY!

^ sounds like she wears panties....

Things were going nicely. It was so sweet kissing his pretty lips and touching his soft skin. Then he asked me to put my mouth on his hiney-hole. Yes, down there in the dark region behind the other bits. What a revolting idea. I never in all my life. You want me to what?

^ hun, you are a homosexual??

We met in a porno store; I'd seen him around. Before we get ready to do IT, he tells me about a game he played as a teenager with a tiny guillotine, which lopped off half his penis. I wilted like BK lettuce under the heat lamps. All I could imagine was a sealed, scarred stump. I fled.

A weekender at Sazzy's family compound on the beach in Osterville. One of the only proper houses on the Cape for our crowd. Buck AND Beau were down from Dartmouth, I came up from Brown with Sazzy, and Holtie and Win and Bunny came all the way up from Princeton. What fun. Well I spent the night with Topper, a fresh face. The next morning imagine my shock and revulsion to learn he was a townie. Sazzy's childhood friend, and a cook at Wimpy's.

Awww, Sazzy.

Even though he had had a shower, he still smelled like old nuts and stale cigarette smoke. I still sucked him off in his red Chevrolet truck at an abandoned construction site.

Not the worst person I ever slept with, but one of the worst experiences. Went out to dinner and a movie. Showered and went to bed. He was blowing me and just as I started to shoot my load, he threw up his chicken parmesan and pasta and my load on me and the sheets.

The grossest thing about the worst person I ever slept with involved a guy I thought was incredibly cute. But he was also incredibly arrogant. I had kept my distance for a few years due to horror stories some friends told me about their interactions with him. But one night at an after hours party, we ended up talking, hitting it off, getting drunk, and so we walked to his place. It was the dead of winter and his apartment was uncomfortably cold, so we quickly disrobed and went to get under the sheets, but when I pulled back the sheet, blanket and comforter, I noticed (shit?) stains on his sheets. Meanwhile, he hopped on the bed, turned around, and "presented hole." It had bits of toilet paper here and there and an amber colored film/layer of gunk with flecks of, probably, poo. I dressed faster than ever and got out of there. I was pretty drunk and I knew I couldn't drive, so I walked back to the party location and slept in my car. I nearly froze to death that night and had phantom smells of his butt funk for days after.

I hooked up with this absolutely movie star gorgeous boy once, back in the late 70s. He was so beautiful people would just sit and stare at him in the bar. He was dressed fit to kill. We went to his apartment, which was in a toney high rise. We spooned on the couch for a good while, eventually moving into some tonsil hockey. We then moved to the bedroom whereupon we disrobed. We laid on the bed and made out a while and I eventually slid down to his nether regions whereupon as he spread his legs I was met with a stench that literally made me gag. It was so funky I recoiled and said "JESUS, when's the last time you washed that thing?". He was shocked and said "well most guys like it when my meat smells funky". I said "well I'm not one of them and I'm afraid I'll have to go". I got my clothes on, turned and said "sorry". He had a look of total shock on his face as I made a rapid exit.

To this day I can still smell his rancid pecker. I've heard some guys like a man to smell somewhat , uh, natural, but dear God in Heaven I can't imagine any man being able to do anything with a man's junk that smelled like that.

How did you ever manage to gather your nerves and go back to the dating scene? Stinky weiner is revolting! Do you have PTSD? It reminds me of R39's shocker, but yours is absolutely sick making.

Not the worst person I ever slept with but his post-coital snack offering was a head cheese sandwich with Miracle Whip on white bread.

[quote] How did you ever manage to gather your nerves and go back to the dating scene?

Oh that was no problem. He was the only guy I ever got with who didn't keep his 3 piece suite tidy. I even had plenty of hot rough trade over the years who smelled like roses compared to that guy.

Mmm mmm, handsome rough trade. Best sex on the planet. Happy memories.

[quote] his post-coital snack offering was a head cheese sandwich

Well as long as he didn't have someone's head in the fridge, what was the problem? 😀

I mean, if you can't spring for some olive loaf, why even bother?

The HORROR in your lives isn't head cheese its cheesy heads. Apparently.

I think we've all been with guys who weren't clean "down there." It really is gag-inducing. I just don't understand how some guys don't take a quick shower if they're going to get laid later on.

I went out to a bar one night and met a guy who was very cute, we hit it off and he came back to my place. We were making out on the sofa in my living room when he asked to use the bathroom. I assumed he just had to pee. Wrong! He went into the bathroom without fully closing the door and proceeded to take a Category 5 dump, with lots of grunting and farting. The stench traveled down the hallway. I thought I was going to be sick, it was so noxious. After he finished, he came back into the living room without saying a word, as if nothing had happened and I hadn't heard or smelled anything. I mean, the air REEKED of shit. It was so gross.

I, of course, was no longer in any kind of mood to have sex with him and just wanted him to leave but at the same time I didn't want to be rude and just kick him out of my apartment so I pretended I was too drunk to have sex and needed to go to bed and pass out. After he left, I got out the Clorox and gave the bathroom such a thorough cleaning even Joan Crawford would've approved.

While he was distracted, I looked in his pantry and found GENERIC olive oil, and it was NON-VIRGIN!

I was outta there so fast.

Good thing too, R55, he probably would have whipped out a colander before too much longer.

Same thing, R26. No rimming for him!

Thanks for 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼❤️

Met a cutie at the bar and go back to his place. He was very hairy (wich I love) so we get naked and start making out. Im chewing on his ears and neck when my mouth feels this large lump. I back off and ask him what gives. He turns on the light and his shoulders are covered in boils,cysts,whatever the fuck they were. I had to fight not to vomit in his face. Needless to say I made tracks out of there. I wondered why he was insistent on turning off the light.

I met a guy in a bar in Cleveland. He took me back to his apartment, which was kept at like 55 degrees. Everything was spare and immaculate. The bathroom was huge - full of immaculately white, large surfaces. All very pristine, but chilly.

Then he told me he was an undertaker.

One night, I was in Barcelona. It was late and I was ready to slum it. This older guy approached and said, "Hi, I'm Mrs Patrick Campbell, but now I go by Erna." I can't even finish typing this because of PTSD.

I removed his underwear and there were very pronounced skid marks. It happened twice and that was the limit. Ugh.

Same guy?

Okay....I am not proud of this as it could have been written about me.

I took the day off because I was sick - don't remember what I had (flu, strep throat, etc). I was horny and found a guy on CL. I was on top , riding him while he fucked me. About a minute in, I evacuated and as I pulled off, he had shit (diarrhea) all over his cock (we were barebacking).

He was mortified, went to the bathroom to clean himself and then left - no words. Probably should have held off on sex until I felt better. That was back in my drinking days....ugh, bad decisions.

[quote] This rando was sucking on my dong and I clenched his hair and pulled his hair piece off. Awkward.

And even more humiliating for the poor guy, he’s never won a Tony Award. Not even for Wicked.

I nearly can't bare to type such heinousness. HE HAD A PIMPLE!

I had a 3some with a guy and a girl and the girl had a yeast infection. The other guy ate her out and puked his guts up inside her cunt. I was on the phone for a minute and didn't realize she had a yeast infection and that he puked in her, so I went to eat her out and ate yeast and puke and I threw up all over the place. I was so pissed that I waited for her to go to sleep and I opened up her cunt and pooped inside of it. Hopefully the guy ate her out and got my poop in his mouth...

R67, fantastic! You should call your act.... The Aristocrats!

r67, speaking of poop...

I've told this story a few times on DL but it goes again. I was the gross one.

When I was first coming out, I would try anything sexually at least once to figure out what I liked. Once an older guy was rimming me and asking me to "push,push." Turns out he was into scat and swallowed some of my crap. Fine whatever.

The next time someone rimmed me, I thought he also wanted me to crap on his tongue, so I did.

R69, gurl no!!

When did you find out? And, how come so many men are rimming you??

I hooked up with a guy from scruff. He was straight up military very masculine. He was so hot I was convinced he was catfishing me. I agreed to meet him in his hotel lobby. No expectations. I started pre-cumming when I saw him walk out of the elevator. This is gonna be the best night ever ha. Great kisser, great dick etc. Sadly he had the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen. They were literally coming out of his asshole. How was I supposed to top him? I’m throwing up in my mouth thinking about it.

Don't even asking

R71, power through it - how did it end??

R73 We both got off and I left quickly. I couldn’t get the image out of my mind or relax.

Mine is very trivial by comparison, but I know I overreacted nonetheless.

I'm a very hairy guy & never used to shave or trim. One night I hooked up with a guy who wasn't too hairy, but his shoulders had these short & curly hairs that totally grossed me out, his upper arms were a bit hairy too, the texture made me kinda queasy.

I went home & immediately shaved my shoulders & upper arms, & began to trim all my body hair after that night.

I also vowed I'd never rim anyone, the idea also made me queasy. One night I was giving head to an 18-yo Indian dude, uncut (of course) & the cheese was so intense, when he turned around & presented hole, I actually dove right in & his ass tasted better by comparison.

We'd hooked up in the laundry room of his apartment complex, & after it was over I ran back to my car, pulled into a gas station at like 2AM, pulled out the water hose, & flushed my mouth out. It was disgusting. Having said that, the arm hair on the other guy still sticks with me more!

Miss R69 had a hot ass, but she couldn't hold it in forever.

[quote]The next time someone rimmed me, I thought he also wanted me to crap on his tongue, so I did.

A letter of apology is in order — and not an email or a pre-printed card, but a letter handwritten in black or blue-black ink. Definitely not brown.

A guy made a doo doo in my bed. Yuck!

R37 👍

The worst is when someone has gastritis of the bowels while you are blowing him.

Some of these stories make me especially glad I've never had any interest in anal activity, especially on the bottom, (well, other than massaging a guy's prostate while I was blowing him). But put my mouth down there, right on the poopydoops? Good God in Heaven, I'd rather die. I WOULD RATHER DIE, I TELL YOU!!

I dated a guy with bad psoriasis, which took some getting used to. He also has a shitty job and toxic personality. But the worst thing about him was that he was a smoker.

Oh man, I used to work for someone who had bad psoriasis. He would peel the skin and send it flying across the room. My co-worker and I called him "Pick n' Flick." About a year or so after I started working there, he and I went to see Austin Powers in Goldmember and when Goldmember peels his skin and eats it, we nearly died laughing.

I was 20 and desperate to get laid. He was 22 and almost bald. He thought he looked like Marlon Brando. He did not. When we got to his bedroom, the walls were covered with professsional photos of himself along with poems he had written about himself. To top it off he was Princess Tiny Meat.

He has a scab on his penis from jerking off. I’d met him in Berkeley and he was fun and slender and okay in bed, a bit juvenile. Fast and not very passionate. He invited me to lunch with his mother, a therapist, and she told me while he was in the john that he was a manic depressive and had OCD! I ended it after that but he had moved to Boston and met up with him when I was out there for vacation. He had gotten very fat and invited me to an apartment he rented during my stay. He told me his apartment was very messy. That’s when I saw the scab! Two years later he was back in town and dropped by. He was slender and handsome again. He asked me to go to bed with him but I refused. He left and came back with a bag of Oreos and ate the entire bag while we chatted,

R85 Probably one of the funniest post have seen in a while and slightly disturbing

Didn't wash his ass properly.

After hooking up with a guy at his place, he asked me to spend the night. The next morning he offered me coffee, and to my horror IT WAS INSTANT COFFEE!! 😱

r85 has just described most DLers

I once coveted the date of a friend. So I slept with him.

He was not yet 30, but had the skin of an old man. Not only did it feel like an uncooked hotdog, but it also moved (slid) when I put my hands on it. So creepy.

It served me right.

Pro-tip - sanitizing wipes and bleach get shit stains out rather well.

After we did the nasty, I ran my fingers through a guy’s hair and discovered he had snaps on his scalp that are used to attach a hairpiece. The horror.

[quote]Not only did it feel like an uncooked hotdog, but it also moved (slid) when I put my hands on it. So creepy.

I’m guessing he probably was heavier and has lost a lot of weight.

He was in his mid-twenties and his legs were covered in varicose veins, the result of a vascular disorder. Underwear never came off, but I was in bed with him when I first found out. I was just coming out and I don't think anything would have happened anyway, but it was a very awkward night and I just wanted to dig a tunnel to my car and speed away.

I went out for dinner with a guy I briefly dated years before. I wasn’t interested in him back then and only wanted to have dinner with him as friends. He was a nice guy and not bad looking, but for some reason I was never attracted to him. After dinner, he told me he wanted to show me his new apartment, so I went back.

Of course we start making out and he sits on my dick. I realize he isn’t clean but hope he will come fast. He doesn’t, and then I realize there is shit on me. I tell him I have to go to the bathroom to wash up.

He just stayed in his bed and when I come back, he tried to get me to fuck him again. 🤮 I just couldn’t bring myself to stay any longer so I got dressed and left. Neither of us have reached out to the other since. I don’t know if he is embarrassed or mad at me, but I really don’t care.

It’s strange that there should be so much coprophobia in the gay community, but it’s going to lead to a lot of stories of people fleeing in fear or disgust when they come in contact with a sex partner’s feces.

Not everyone likes anal, R96.

Why is it strange r96?

I’ve been with my current partner for more than 10 years. We are both vers and have anal sex regularly. We haven’t had a single encounter with shit- ever. Anal sex doesn’t have to be dirty and we should know our bodies well enough to know what we need to do to ensure a pleasant experience for the parties involved.

R98 same here...no reason to not be clean. Just pigs.

Congrats, your shit doesn't stink. But we already knew that.

I hooked up with someone I knew through work and he had a place about 5 minutes walk from mine.

When he took his underwear off, his cock was all sort of black and purple, like it had been very badly bruised. I couldn't let it pass so I asked it what had happened and he said it wasn't anything to worry about. As I'm a top I went with that, I wasn't that interested in his cock anyway.

Then he went into the bedroom and when he pulled the bed clothes back the under sheet was covered in skid marks.

That was my cue to leave, although I had really large DM boots on, I was desperately trying to lace them up while he kept asking what was wrong.

Lesson learned - if hooking up wear clothes that are very easy to get on in a hurry.

How appropriate that the ad with DeSantis keeps appearing in the thread.

I don’t want no doo doo on my dick.

I was blowing a guy I met in Hawaii. When he came, blood spurted out of his dick.

I was very alarmed and disgusted. He was not, which let me know it wasn't the first time.

Years ago a guy on here posted how he went home with a guy from a bar, both pretty drunk. In the course of messing around in the dark at the guy's place, the Datalounger realized the guy had only one hand, a fact the now horrified Datalounger completely failed to notice while drinking with the guy at the bar.

He had a wooden block with knives on his bedside table.

R97 quote "Not everyone likes anal"

But these are the stories of people who practiced anal.

I agree with R96, so strange that people who are practicing anal sex are so disgusted by little poo.

I mean you can't go swimming and not get wet.

R101 I am always puzzled by the guys who say that they are not interested in partner's cock cause they are tops. I mean, if you are not interested, wouldn't it be the same and more practical to have sex with women?

[Quote]I mean you can't go swimming and not get wet.

R107 It's like swimming, and seeing poo floating on the surface.

True enough

R109 But if you go swimming in the place that serves to, you know, let excrement out?

I mean nobody likes it (except certain fetishists), but it can happen and it is not so unexpected to happen to some degree.

But Love has pitched his mansion in the place of excrement

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

R107 Poo is gross and a turn-off.

[quote]I was blowing a guy I met in Hawaii. When he came, blood spurted out of his dick.

WHAT???

R109 - no they have to have one. I like men, not women. Or trans for that matter, whether it to M2F or F2M.

I’m loving this thread and yet disgusted with it at the same time. Thanks to those who have posted these honest replies.

It's funny I have a guy I met on gindr. He likes eating musty ass. Who am I to deny him this pleasure. I know how to get my ass tasty for him.

He also likes to fuck a guy who hasn't douched out. Cool.

I was high on coke and horny as hell. This older bald guy (two traits I actually like), who still might have been the ugliest man I've ever seen (think Charles Bukowski), starting chatting me up online. Because I was high and he had a huge dick, I not only chatted with him, I met him at his dingy, shitty apartment.

The man taught me ugly can change to hot on a dime. He fucked me better than I'd ever been fucked for hours.

[quote] He fucked me better than I'd ever been fucked for hours.

The way it's phrased...

When a guy took off his shoes, it turned out he had 6 toes on each foot....

R122, I bet he was on his rumspringa.

Bump

His name is Ted Cruz and he likes eating boogers

R7, Speechless. You win.

I ended up not sleeping with him. He must have had a dozen cats, after whom he had not cleaned up for a dozen years. I was outa there.

Accidents happen but why can't people wash their sheets? Everyone needs at least one additional set of clean and unstained bed linen. What is the purpose of sleeping and fucking on shit stained sheets?

R28 Vivid recollection. KS lesions?

R104 I went through a period of a couple months where my semen would come out yellow and brown, full of old dead blood. To this day I don't know what caused it even after going to the doctor, but it was extremely disturbing and made me too self conscious to have sex with anyone. I did learn it's not super uncommon though.

"Shit stains on the ice cubes" would be a perfect homo country song.

Fishy uncut dick

I went home with a handsome, well built masculine guy, the kind of man I really like. As soon as we got into the bedroom he was an instant girl, simpering over me and behaving like a coquettish lady. I prepared myself to go through with it, because I was horny, but he was making me feel quite ill. I went to the toilet to freshen up. When I came back he was naked, arse in the air, screaming “Hurt me when you fuck me, PLEASE! “ His dream didn’t come true.

Hypothetical Question: What if the responder has never slept with anyone in his/her life?

[quote]A guy I met on the internet invited me over for “drinks”. When I arrived he fixed me a cocktail. There were shit stains on the ice cubes.

I know you’re fucking lying….. I hope.

I’ve been laughing for about an hour reading this thread.

I was 18 and so horny I was jo like 5 times a day. I met a guy on manhunt and drove to meet him at a church parking lot. God I was so stupid! I was so relieved when he pulled up next to me and looked exactly like his picture. I jumped in his car and ripped his pants off like an animal only to find burn scars up and down both of his legs. He assured me I wasn’t hurting him so I tried not to pay attention. We actually had a pretty fun time and talked for a really long time afterwards. It turns out he was burned in a house fire that his abusive father lit. His mom died in the fire. It’s been 20 years years & obv I still think about him. I’ve tried to find him on instagram etc..

I am not sure if this fits the thread but this is my worst near experience.

Shortly after I graduated high school I was in the woods behind my parents house and saw a guy that went to my school who was one year younger than me. His parents had just moved to our neighborhood.

I invited him back to our house because I thought he was cute. We ended up watching straight porn on VHS.

After a couple of scenes I made my move and asked if I could blow him. He said no citing religious reasons and before he left he told me he would pray for me.

Less than a week later he raped his 13-14 year old sister. I don’t just mean statutory rape. It was a very violent strong arm rape. As Whoopi Goldberg would say ‘rape-rape’.

He broke one of her arms and cracked a couple of her ribs. He also broke her eyesocket (orbital?) bone and blinded her in one eye.

He received a very lengthy prison sentence and died in prison after about four years.

All these scat and shit horror stories and yet you all complain about pussy. Do tell!

R137 Clearly it was your fault for corrupting his sensitive xtian brain with your demon tapes!

I'm confused by the shit stains on the ice cubes story. Why were they there? What was the point? Was the poster suggesting that his beau for the evening had rolled the ice cubes in his shit prior to serving as part of some weird fetish? Did he shit in the drinks?

TBH most guys don’t know how to clean out.

This isn't my worst experience but is more of a weird one. I had a crush on this guy at my office (we were both young). I just found him hot, despite his penchant for constantly clipping his fingernails during office hours. I hoped he might be gay - he was quite religious - but chatted with him anyway. I didn't tell him I was gay. Sometimes with the religious guys their religiousness can trigger gaydar even though they aren't, I think, sort of like a "gay or British?" thing.

At some point we hung out together, he had some desire to go "antiquing" at estate sales with me, I don't remember how we even decided to go, but he picked me up from my car on the weekend and we went around looking at people's shit and neither of us bought anything.

After we'd been to three or four estate sales, we were having random conversations and talking about sushi or something like that (the actual food, not the euphemism) and I said, "my philosophy is, try everything at least once!" and then he gets quiet for a pause before saying, "I agree, except for homosexuality."

I was caught off guard by that as nothing we'd been talking about was the least bit sexual, so I stammered out something like "oh, of course not!" and we had an awkward ride back to my car. I lost ALL interest in him after that, like a switch had been flipped.

I hadn't considered our (in retrospect super gay outing) to be a date or anything at the time, but I guess he may have had a slow realization I was gay at some point during the day and was warning me off, in the strangest way possible. I am not handsy and I don't touch people, and I didn't make a pass, so it wasn't anything blatant.

Still mostly in the closet at the time, I felt embarrassed and exposed. I still wonder what I said or did (besides the obvious fact that we were two men going antiquing) that tipped him off.

[quote]but I guess he may have had a slow realization I was gay at some point during the day

Using the word "antiquing" may have clued him in. 😉😉

Also,

[quote] I am not handsy and I don't touch people, and I didn't make a pass, so it wasn't anything blatant.

I'm exactly the same way, and I think that may have lead to some missed opportunities. I always wait for the other guy to make the first move.

R143 I have, a few times in my life, met some guys (straight ones) that were somewhat attractive and who are very handsy - and it's a huge turnon! It makes them seem so much more attractive. But they definitely have to be generally appealing already. I just can't bring myself to do it unless the boundary has already been breached.

Perhaps it's partially a self-confidence thing? People are usually attracted to confidence. When I meet a straight guy that does this I assume they must be bisexual, but I've never tested that theory.

10 thick inches

Was the GRANDEST thing!!

Until this thread, I ain't never heard of BDE. Learn something new every day.

R142 I have noticed the same thing with the religious, particularly young ministers: they certainly seem gay to me.

Catholic ministers mostly are gay, others may not be.

[quote]I'm confused by the shit stains on the ice cubes story. Why were they there? What was the point? Was the poster suggesting that his beau for the evening had rolled the ice cubes in his shit prior to serving as part of some weird fetish? Did he shit in the drinks?

It's satire, Rose.

When I lived in New York, I hooked up with this Italian guy who was very hot. At his apartment, he did a LOT of coke and offered some but I said no thanks. I wanted to be sober for this experience. He ended up Loving to eat ass and I haven't had a better ass-eating session since. However, at one point, we got into the 69 position and I thought Why not check out his ass too? FULL of anal warts. Absolutely covered his hole so much that you couldn't see it. I thought No Way. He then wanted me to cum on his face (not really a hot thing for me ) so I did and then left.

Not a gross thing but Very Weird. In college I was just coming out and went to a few bars with friends. There was one guy I saw all the time who looked like the then-popular singer Gino Vannelli. Young, handsome, Italian. I was so attracted. We ended up talking and sleeping together and hanging out for a while. After a while he invited me to his home. He lived with his father and two sisters. His mother had died and in the basement he had created a "shrine" to her. Her favorite chair, photos of him and her, her favorite outfits, etc. He then told me his mother passed away on the same day that his boyfriend broke up with him and he had a nervous breakdown. This 'friendship' ended very soon afterwards.

R150 but I thought satire was supposed to be funny!

I went home with a guy from a bar, he was not bad looking or gross but I was fucking him and I hear knocking and crying from his bedroom window. His ex is outside begging to talk to him and crying and knocking - yelling I know you are in there. He tells me to ignore it but I can't. I told him I can't do this and got up and left.

R119 I was chatting to a guy like that; said he liked “ripe” ass and said I shouldn’t douche. No thank you very much, I’m scrupulously clean or it’s nothing. He had a huge dick but it was a hard pass.

This thread is making me so squeamish with all the poop and cheese and blood and boils and cysts but I can’t stop reading it.

MARY!!

Over 30 years ago.....

A short hairy hunchback at a sauna. It was a mercy fuck but I got too freaked out and left.

Bedlines are no longer expensive and can be replaced. There is no excuse for shitty sheets other than this is a fetish for some.

R144 nail on the head. Total lack of self-confidence on my part.

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Jesus, what kind of boyfriend was that? Were you very young R159?

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Where did you find him? Was he a petty criminal or?

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Cute flight attendant...lots of nice foreplay, slowly undressing each other. Got to the point of removing underwear and big skid marks on tighty whiteys. Grossed me out. That was the end of that.

I am so sorry, hope you got out of it without many scars R163.

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R59 Give him my #!

The other night a hookup woke me up by letting out a huge, long fart in bed at 4 am. At 6, I lifted the covers and could still smell the fart. We basically marinated in fart for 2 hours because the covers were on us. Ick.

Hook up with vegans!

I have never ever liked a trick staying overnight. Unless they were a fab fuck (lets be real,how many are?) or boyfriend potential . For 20 years of my life I had someone in the bed next to me,and I never really liked it .Especially my 1st husband,he was a cuddler !

Some big guy who kept yelling faggot at me.

I once had this guy trying to talk dirty to me and at one point he called me “you twat”. What the actual hell? That killed any ounce of passion there and then. I think he was on the spectrum mind you. But still…

Twat is an all purpose expression in the UK, as is cunt. It can be an insult or an endearment.

Nope, I’m from the UK and twat isn’t a term of endearment unless, I guess, if used in a joking manner to someone you’re close. its used to mean “idiot” but is actually an obscene reference to vagina. You don’t call a guy “twat” if you’re trying to turn him on.

Unless he is turned on by abuse, which is a non-zero percentage of the population.

Yeah, a lot of guys get off on insulting while they're fucking. Usually if it's around a fetish, like chubby chasers, they love to demean and insult and the chub can get off on it, for all sorts of fucked up reasons. Dominant guys can get turned on by telling you how weak and pathetic you are.

Probably even more so now that it's so taboo to insult people like that, in western circles. The forbidden nature of the act makes it hotter.

I've had black guys (more than one!) request that I call them the n-word and other demeaning racist terms - they have fantasies of being owned as a slave and forced to service the master. I haven't done it because that just seems too wrong, but I know they indulge in it with others!

R176 Still prefer people who like to be demeaned during the sexual encounter than the ones demeaning others. These are just sadist psycho assholes.

It depends on the guy, r177. Some are actually malicious, and others just find it hot. You can usually tell when someone is an evil sociopath versus someone who just finds the domination hot.

Why can't we all get along?

I am for the peace in the world.

His tiny hands and shit stains in his underpants.

R19 Omg. My contribution: a guy too lazy to go to the laundrette and instead wearing swimwear as underwear for weeks. Plus poor personal hygiene.

Really hot guy and it was going really well. Started stripping off and he started farting these noxious, smelly farts and told me he enjoyed farting while having sex. I was so horny that I just went along

Farts are a huge turn off. Making out with a guy in bed, he was as sitting on my pillow and FARTED ON MY PILLOW. Talk about a mood killer.

I agree R184. Call me a prude,call me a stick up the ass bitch,I care not. Farting is disgusting . Ive dumped men for it.

Wanted to wear a condom. Wtf was that all about

One guy let out 1 fart that literally lasted about 15 seconds. It kept going. Then he said he was ready to get fucked because he was cleaned out. I got up and left his place.

He never called me back!

Went to this guys house to hook up, and right when I was about to blow my load all over his face he jumped up and exclaimed "I have to check the prunes!" Shot my wad all over his pillow, but the worst part was when he came back in with a plate of cod and steamed prunes and expected me to eat that shit.

When I lived in Tampa Florida back in 1985 I went home with this bodybuilder who is way out of my League obviously in the physique and attractiveness quotient. He was attracted to me because I look like a cop. And still do to some extent. Anyways we got back to his condo and we sat in the living room I made out doing poppers and he looked at me and said you can do anything you want to me you own me. He started blowing me and doing more poppers and then he says let's go into the back. You going to the back room and there's a futon but there's also a hospital bed with the bodybuilders obviously demented mother staring. He said he wanted me to work him over real good and fist him while she watched. I immediately went back put on my pants and left. This guy was very well-known in the location but I don't think people knew this aspect of him.

I think you win (?) R190

A great mystery certainly is Mr Limp Dick I fooled around with one night.

He said he trouble getting hard due to blood circulation issues. He was too scared to talk to a doctor.

I was convinced I could get him hard. I performed every bj trick I know and was rewarded with a half chub. Then I started fingering him, really rubbing his prostate. He got on his knees and started humping and moaning. I added more lube to my fingers and was practically fisting him when he told me to stop and he turned back over on his back.

His dick was still only at half mast but there were ropes of pre-cum shooting out. It was everywhere. It kept coming out. I stopped everything and looked at what seemed like a pint of sticky clear goo on his stomach. Then I thought about how gross it was and the fact he couldn’t man up and go see his doctor.

I washed my hands and got out. The guy was asleep, still covered in dicktoplasm.

Y'all making me sick to my stomach.

Not gross but surprising. He had a prosthetic leg from the knee down.

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[quote] I was on top , riding him while he fucked me. About a minute in, I evacuated and as I pulled off, he had shit (diarrhea) all over his cock (we were barebacking).

When I was 18, I had a 28 year old boyfriend and I had gotten very drunk on NYE. I was giving him head and then threw up all over his cock and bed. He gagged and almost threw up, but quickly changed the sheets and we both showered. I asked him to tell something that was worse than that and he said he once was fucking a guy "who lost control of his bowels" and shat all over him. He was riding him so the shit went all over my ex's balls and down his ass crack. This thread is so gross, but if you play in a shit hole, be prepared to get shit on.

I…I can’t with this thread.

Skid marks on his bed sheets were a turn off.

There’s the term “shit the bed” which is not taken literally. Something broke and died. And then there’s the term “shit the bed” literally. Doo doos in the bed are NOT acceptable. Don’t pull the sheet back and have a doo doo laying there. Happened to me once. Never again.

This has turned into a stealth scat thread.

Enough with the shit stains. We get it.

POO 💩

I went home with a guy one night after going to the bar, When we got back to his apartment, his entire back was completely covered in "bacne" - I'm talking seriously huge zits that looked like they were about to burst.

R202 oh god, I was going to post about my experience with that.

Huge muscley bodybuilder. Obviously doing a cycle of steroids. His back was covered in bacne, and there was nowhere to grab him or put my hands back there that didn't feel like I was trying to read a giant braile menu. Such a turn off. Was a pity because the rest of him was 🥵

Guys who do steroids know that to avoid that you have to take some other drugs at the same time! I think this guy was just too cheap to get them.

He kept discussing Follies.

[R104]: The man whose cum was bloody may have had prostate cancer. A friend of mine at one point saw blood in his urine, then also came with a lot of blood one night, which freaked out his trick.

Blood in urine and/or cum is a symptom of prostate cancer.

I have reason to believe he was vers 🙁

Explains why he sucked in bed.