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Madonna’s Ugly Daughter Lourdes For Calvin Klein

This is just sad.

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by Anonymousreply 49April 6, 2022 8:30 PM

He looks like madonna

by Anonymousreply 1April 5, 2022 7:13 PM

She's not remotely ugly. The hairy pits, admittedly, are gross though.

by Anonymousreply 2April 5, 2022 7:16 PM

She’s getting to be as fat as her mother.

by Anonymousreply 3April 5, 2022 7:17 PM

R2 = Lourdes

by Anonymousreply 4April 5, 2022 7:17 PM

Click on the photo to see it full scale.

by Anonymousreply 5April 5, 2022 7:18 PM

Plus size model.

by Anonymousreply 6April 5, 2022 7:18 PM

Is she wearing a cut up pair of underwear as a top? WTF!?

by Anonymousreply 7April 5, 2022 7:18 PM

Why do hairy chicks feel the need to always show off their pits? She shaves her legs and unibrow. Why not the pits? It’s not a statement. What a weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 8April 5, 2022 7:19 PM

lol.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 5, 2022 7:20 PM

R7, it's a sports bra.

by Anonymousreply 10April 5, 2022 7:22 PM

She’s unfortunate looking.

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by Anonymousreply 11April 5, 2022 7:23 PM

I don't get this. This is NOT going to help their sales, if anything it will repulse buyers. wtf.

by Anonymousreply 12April 5, 2022 7:23 PM

she's hideous

by Anonymousreply 13April 5, 2022 7:24 PM

She is not ugly. She is what you call unique looking. She's not traditionally pretty but definitely not ugly.

by Anonymousreply 14April 5, 2022 7:25 PM

RETURN OF THE PITS!

And here I thought she'd "grown out" of that phase....this is NOT a good look for her. She's still has that look on her face that she's going to beat the shit out of you.

by Anonymousreply 15April 5, 2022 7:27 PM

Jesus fuck, I can smell it from here.

by Anonymousreply 16April 5, 2022 7:30 PM

R14 is adorable.

by Anonymousreply 17April 5, 2022 7:35 PM

She's naturally gorgeous and artificially dresses and grooms herself to be as sweaty and flabby looking as she can. She's a hipster.

by Anonymousreply 18April 5, 2022 7:39 PM

Lovely Lola baby gurl does it again. BAM!!

by Anonymousreply 19April 5, 2022 7:41 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 20April 5, 2022 7:41 PM

She’s biding her time. Sad to say but her mom will probably be dead from an OD within a few years and she will never have to worry about “working” again.

by Anonymousreply 21April 5, 2022 7:42 PM

I do wish she'd focus on her education, get a degree or two, and change the world for the better...

by Anonymousreply 22April 5, 2022 7:43 PM

r22 i thought she attended NYU or Michigan U? Am I wrong about that?

by Anonymousreply 23April 5, 2022 7:45 PM

She's giving a big gratuitous FUCK YOU to the world, telling us she can be as flabby and hairy and sloppy as she wants and still get paid for it, on top of her millions in family money. FUCK YOU, world, this scion of Bay City and Puerto Rico don't have to play by the rules!

by Anonymousreply 24April 5, 2022 7:45 PM

so fucking nasty. might as well just pull up her skirt on the runway and show her hairy vag bush also.

by Anonymousreply 25April 5, 2022 7:46 PM

She seems like someone who would "model" on a runway shoot, and when she gets to the end of the runway, get down on the floor and start beating her fat hairy bush until she squirts into the audience. Maybe plop out a shit right there on the runway too. ANYTHING for shock and attention.

by Anonymousreply 26April 5, 2022 7:48 PM

R25 Sashay shantay pussy on the runway/Do it do it oh/All the whores say

by Anonymousreply 27April 5, 2022 7:49 PM

Willem Dafoe of all people is in this same ad campaign. You think Loudres has seen Body of Evidence?

And Dame Joan Collins too. What a crew!

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by Anonymousreply 28April 5, 2022 8:14 PM

Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 29April 5, 2022 8:15 PM

You can really the facial resemblance to Madge in that photo though. Something about the mouth/teeth.

by Anonymousreply 30April 5, 2022 8:15 PM

**REALLY SEE, oh dear

by Anonymousreply 31April 5, 2022 8:16 PM

So, doesn't use underarm deodorant...

by Anonymousreply 32April 5, 2022 8:17 PM

The younger generation likes unattractive. I don’t get it, but I guess it’s not meant for me.

by Anonymousreply 33April 5, 2022 8:18 PM

I read the other day that on Howard Stern, Willem Dafoe admitted he actually performed actual oral sex on Madonna in "Body of Evidence."

Yick.

by Anonymousreply 34April 5, 2022 8:19 PM

R34 Was it this interview? It wasn't Stern. I don't think he's ever been on Stern. Also, I didn't get actually performing oral from his comments. Just that he was actually up in her crotch...either way, he deserves some kind of veterans recognition.

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by Anonymousreply 35April 5, 2022 8:23 PM

yes, r35...i believe you're right

by Anonymousreply 36April 5, 2022 8:26 PM

I bet she has a REALLY hairy pussy.

by Anonymousreply 37April 5, 2022 8:29 PM

Dear Lourdes: fix that tooth gap or borrow and use Mom's denture; blade the brows; cut the hair. Then maybe I'll buy that sports bra for my sagging tits.

by Anonymousreply 38April 5, 2022 8:36 PM

She could pass as a young Cher type... IF she lost 30 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 39April 5, 2022 8:42 PM

Well, I'll give you this, Lola: you helped change the subject from Will & Jada. Clearly she'd kind of revolting looking, but I think that's the point of the ad.

I don't get advertisements, but then I guess I'm not the target audience either, so there's that...

by Anonymousreply 40April 5, 2022 8:43 PM

She looks like she would have a Demi Moore-level pussy; if not worse.

by Anonymousreply 41April 5, 2022 8:44 PM

^^pubic hair-wise

by Anonymousreply 42April 5, 2022 8:45 PM

R41- Yup. Bet it looks like 1975 down there.

by Anonymousreply 43April 5, 2022 8:46 PM

But what does turning them into clowns PROVE, John?

- Mystery Science Theater

by Anonymousreply 44April 5, 2022 8:51 PM

Marilyn Manson has never looked lovelier nor more alluring!

by Anonymousreply 45April 5, 2022 9:05 PM

Meaty and basic. Looks like a chola. Wouldn't be talking about her if not for mom. I wonder if she realizes that?

by Anonymousreply 46April 5, 2022 9:17 PM

nasty beef cookie

by Anonymousreply 47April 6, 2022 12:03 AM

She has a face for radio.

by Anonymousreply 48April 6, 2022 12:07 AM

She's not ugly, but she looks somewhat gross with those hairy armpits. Gross and desperate.

And she certainly hasn't got anything special about her to end up being a model.

by Anonymousreply 49April 6, 2022 8:30 PM
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