Tim Tebow

You could play chess on that back!

Hamstrings of life.

Guyzz.

He's always been so deliciously meaty.

Looks like steroids.

Is he still a virgin? 😜

Definitely hitting the juice these days.

He looks incredible..

I’m surprised he hasn’t knocked up his wife, yet.

Hatred and homophobia wrapped up in a big package

Jacked up for Jesus.

"I’m surprised he hasn’t knocked up his wife, yet. "

He would have to, you know, fuck her and I'm not sure God has signed-off on the request yet

I remember Rob Gronk joking about fucking Tim and taking his viriginty.

Yup, my hat off to ground for doing so too

Can you imagine and visualize the look on Tebow's face when he experiences his first orgasm thru intercourse? AND the wicked satisfied smirk/smile on his woman when she sees his face experiencing his first orgasm because of her? what a power trip for her!...probably keeps on pumping her riding out his orgasm as long as possible and long after it ended to the point where she has to stop from laughing as he is into pathetic territory like well yes like a virgin teenager's first time!...

love "kinky" stuff like this!

^ Um, that's not all that kinky... Pretty standard missionary stuff there 😏

My type to a tee: straight, hot, hung, and muscular. Lucky, lucky wife.

He sounds like a big QUEEN to me.

R15 Do you think he has not even experienced orgasm yet? I'm sure he must have had at least one nocturnal emission in all these years if he's never played with his dick one way or another. And that shit wakes you up feeling good right away as it happens.

Don't be so sure he's still a virgin. Definitely not pre-orgasmic.

He's not a virgin. His dick has tasted the delights of juicy pussy.

He's imagining a hard dick under him while he's doing those lunges.

Look at his huge keister!

R19... HUGE difference between jacking oneself into orgasm or having nocturnal emissions and actually having intercourse orgasm with another human being... big time difference in the experience and sensation of it all mentally, psychologically, physically, etc.

R16.. i was NOT talking about him having intercourse missionary intercourse as being "kinky" i was talking about the experience of seeing tim tebow's face in orgasm from his first intercourse orgasm and how his woman must feel a wicked power trip feel to see his face react and his body react to his VERY FIRST intercourse orgasm and from and because of HER!....

Great body - and legs!!!

My dream man. Everything about him is perfect to me.

amusing and sexy if before he was married, he would HAVE to jack off a few times a day like a kid and then feel "guilty" about displeasing the Lord afterwards but couldn't stop himself from continuing to do it everyday! dumb and full of cum epitome!...NOW that is a secret recorded video I would like to see "accidentally" put out there online...

Nice beautiful view of Tim Tebow from behind, Super fine sexy man right there, anytime, anyway he wants it, I'm his slave boy...

Why he's whispering lol

Serious gay face.

big muscle man

I don't see it R30.

big muscles

I hate people like him. It's so easy to be happy when you're great looking and successful and entitled and not faced real disadvantage in life. He hit the jackpot. Yes, I'm jealous that life didn't smile on me and give me any of those traits.

R34, "Some people got it and make it pay. Some people can't even give it away. But Tim Tebow's got IT and Tim Tebow's spreading it around." And yes, he can spread it all over me, what a man.

R35 lol

Sexy fit guy. But in my experience these super religious dudes who havent been with too many women often dont know how (or want) to do much else other than missionary. Too bad because I would get in line behind you gentlemen to rim and peg him.

@r30, "Serious gay face. "

Is that the same as serious big dumb face, because that he has

[quote] Too bad because I would get in line behind you gentlemen to rim and peg him.

That is sick and disgusting. Men who look like him too and receive blowjobs. They don’t do anything else. To suggest otherwise is perverted.

*TOP not too. Damn autocorrect.

Say what you will but that's a whole lot of delicious man meat right there.

[quote] My type to a tee: straight, hot, hung, and muscular. Lucky, lucky wife.

He is all but one of those things.

[quote] I don't see it [R30].

Oooh, gurl.

He's a good Christian, so can you at least spare him the gay accusations you hurl on this board at hot guys you think are closeted? He has his demons just like the rest of us and he doesn't deserve to be maligned that way.

^ Read the room, Karen, this is a GAY forum, take your finger wagging to Facebook and get off our site 😡

How did he fail at pro football when he’s built like that?

r45, this is a female- and family-friendly board. It is no longer exclusively for the gays. Let's all play nicely together. There's room for everyone in the DL sandbox, as long as you behave yourself.

I wonder what he says when asked why they haven't had a child yet...if he is so religious then he can't be using protection. I didn't vote for woman to be allowed on this site, so lets not include everyone in your notion that this is a female friendly website...they have Good Housekeeping and Karen's are US to visit.

King

r44 Gay speculation, not Gay accusation. No one's guilty of being gay, you dumbfuck.

Great big slab of Slavic hotness

R47 Oh you're trolling lol, of course.

Oh what a horrible bunch of sloppy hags you all are. It wasn't even five years ago that you were sniping everything about him and now... ? You're ready to drink his sweat, again.

More sibilant esses than our Liza!!!

Tight mussy.

King

@r47, pretty sure you're trolling, but if not I hope your friendly family enjoys the picture posted @ r55 😛

Crazy about Timmy, so damn sexy... About 225+ Solid pounds of hot Gorgeous man flesh, I'd give him an all day tongue bath, slurp. ;-P

R49. Even conservative Protestants generally tolerate contraception.

He and Carl Nassib would make a hot mascbro muscle A-Gay power couple. The only issue is that they'd be dueling tops. They'd need to get a bottom for a throuple if they ever wanted to penetrate another guy.

^ For a good time call Aaron Rodgers 😛

Are there a lot of closeted gays in football? Geez, I don't how a closeted guy wouldn't go nuts in a testosterone-fueled locker room with all those hard bodies walking around. I know I couldn't take it. It would be too overwhelming for me not to at least flirt.

^ Since they're at work I think they just learn to tune out all the locker room stuff like we did back in high school

Since he failed at every sport he tried, is he now attempting to become a bodybuilder?

Isn't bodybuilding a gay sport? It's almost like he's screaming out loud, "I'M GAY!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bee-utiful!

R47=unwelcome frau CUNT

[quote] The only issue is that they'd be dueling tops.

Thank you! That was the best laugh I had all day. My co-workers are staring...

[Since they're at work I think they just learn to tune out all the locker room stuff like we did back in high school]

r63 Say what? I hated the locker room. I got in and out as fast as I could. Unfortunately, we all had mandatory showers which made it all the more difficult for nancy boys like me, of which there was just me.

^ I understand, but some of us did athletics, so the shower stuff was part of it. I just pretended nothing was abnormal or remotely interesting. Looking back I'm sure there were others doing the same

Everybody did the best butch imitation we could do, even if it didn't come naturally.

R10

From space.

I was in PR when the gym teachers could still paddle the bad boys. At the end of the year, all the boys who were never paddled stood in like for one. After my paddle and everyone laughed at me, I looked straight at the teacher and said, 'Please sir, may I have some more'. Everyone stopped laughing and he told me to get out of there. I think I hit a nerve.

Mouth. Open. Purses. Out.

[quote] At the end of the year, all the boys who were never paddled stood in like for one.

WTF?? So everyone is paddled no matter what?

^^^ Yup! They said it was jockularity!

^^^ The good boys got the light paddling, but evidently the big smile on my face wasn't appropriate.

Those shorts hide the prolapse. Very popular amongst professional athletes.

From the look of R29's link he might be transitioning from the sporting life into that of a preacher.

Why would he post this if he were straight? He knows the response he gets from viewers and the viewers aren’t women!

Shouldn't that have been a plate of cookies rather than pastries?

I always get him mixed up with Madonna. Their Instagram posts, too.

r62 I played Division 1 College football. I checked out every cock I could in the locker room. Never had an issue, just a few glances and mental notes.

"I’m surprised he hasn’t knocked up his wife, yet."

Sex is for procreation ONLY. And we're not there yet. The Lord will tell us when He decides.

At The College of William and Maaaaary R84?

I met him about 10 years ago at a charity event in Denver. I had never thought anything about him before, but holy shit he was gorgeous in person. He was so tall and his eyes were so bright. Honestly one of the best looking people that I’ve ever seen in my life.

i would totally devour his asshole but his whole closeted bible thumper aura is such a turnoff

I'm genuinely surprised at DeCaftan and the other posters here calling him a top, despite the Prada handbags fluttering out of his mouth on butterfly wings whenever he speaks.

That boy is a homo

[quote]Can you imagine and visualize the look on Tebow's face when he experiences his first orgasm thru intercourse? AND the wicked satisfied smirk/smile on his woman when she sees his face experiencing his first orgasm because of her?

Hi, Sue!

I thought it was Ian Thorpe…

I still think he's got a micro penis and that's how he avoided sex with women for so long. Years ago there were pics of him in a gym with individual sauna or sweat machines, and he was only wearing tighty whities, and in place of where a bulge should be there was only a tiny bump. It was so small no amount of growing could approach average size. I remember thinking that explains everything! I'm sure someone could locate the pictures, unfortunately I am feeling far too lazy.

A hint of pubes . . .

@r93, I just looked at a 1000 pictures of Tim Tebow just, well, why not to see what you think you saw or didn't see. I only found this one "bulge" picture and I would say that he's more than adequate...

He seem very nice and good with kids wonder if their lack of spawns after years of marriage is by choice or due to health issues?

The thought of Tebow as a power bottom, watching that clip in the OP over and over…

It’s almost too much for a Wednesday morning.

R85 wins. [quote]TT Boi

Priceless.

No straight man IN THE WORLD would resist pussy when married. Ain’t gonna happen.

Unless they’re insane, a serial killer or simply don’t have a penis.

And even then they’re having it on the side.

[quote]I think I hit a nerve.

After the teacher hit a Minerva.

Not hearing the "gay voice" or seeing a "gay face." Again, more wishful thinking from the disco gays.

The "disco gays"?

R101 “DISCO”????

How old are you, Tim?

Major pussy hound. Big Bush supporter.

How do we know Tim is hung?

^ Did you see r95?

Even if he’s closeted due to his religious beliefs, he seemed to have found a beautiful and kind mate and look happy together

^ It's too early in the morning for Frau crap. Don't you have kiddos to get off to school and sandwiches to make?

Yes he’s married but he sure speaks and has the inflections of a gay man.

They’re not happy frau cunt R107. They’ll divorce in a few years.

He’s the Gumby version of Frankenstein.

R102 and R103 Nah, the real question is...how old are YOU?

Disco Gays?

I admire him a lot. He's a great role model for people who are struggling with their sexuality. He is evidence that a person, if their belief in Jesus is strong enough, can overcome any challenge the devil throws at them. He and his wife look very happy together, and she obviously has had a positive influence on him. Sometimes all it takes is having a good woman by your side. I'm very happy for him.

R114, at what point in time did Tim Tebow ever publicly admit that he was struggling with his sexuality?

Let's get real here. Tim, perhaps, was a 'virgin' until he was 32. He married to Miss Universe 2017~ five years ago. He has no viable career, and she has done nothing since being crowned, except land Tim Tebow. They both appear to be super Christians, grifting for money with their Ministry Foundation.

So, where are their spawn? Nothing, nada. Isn't this what newlywed Christian breeders are suppose to do? Isn't everyone expecting them to drop a few gorgeous superstars? The had a whole two years during the lock down, for heavens sake. Are people talking?

Since neither has a career per se, what stops them from creating their own church and spawning their own congregation? People are waiting for him to 'Preach from the Pulpit', it seems. Perhaps, it's coming?

Tim's friend, Steve Spurrier did an 'I'm Saved' tour of churches while he was still hot in the '70's and then opened the "Steve Spurrier Health Spa" in Gainesville. Jocks loves it for awhile, but when his popularity died away, it turned into a secret 'gay' pick up joint to which I attended and met my former Episcopalian priest who I had the hots for since I was 15. He was sitting in the whirlpool, nude and looking georgous and he recognized me. I winked, but I moved on. It was only the Spa orientation, for heaven's sakes. Anyway, I never saw him again.

Shortly after, word got out about the new Steve Spurrier 'Gay Baths' and he closed it down. Lovely while it lasted.

So, my point being, perhaps Tim and Steve can drum up the old idea. Times have changed. Both need jobs.

Or, is he already doing this in the manner similar to the 'Foundation Eva Peron', only called 'Foundation Tim Tebow Health Spa?

@r114

🤮

What a bunch of Frau horseshit

I wonder if Tim has political ambitions in Florida. Too bad he s a Republican. He could have gone far, maybe.

As sexy as Tim is, if he managed to go most of his twenties without sex he’s probably not the horniest guy now. He’s probably like eh, I can take it or leave it. Especially if he’s with a woman that’s not very good at it.

R113: ^ “How old are you”….

Old enough to know BS when I see it

^He probably jerks off to gay porn regularly which is enough for many gays

With all those roids circulating he’ll wanna blast every hour

He's still a homophobe, still a hard pass.

I haven't given two thoughts about Demi-Leigh Tebow ever since she took away my fantasy hero. I figured that Florida boy would end up as a high-paid business exec somewhere, used only as an athletic trophy. I wasn't too far wrong.

Ever since college, Tebow has been a train wreck at everything he has done. Scrambling along, somehow. But, always getting by. I think they both figured this might be a good business proposition, as well as a lavender marriage charade for both of them.

So digging back into Demi-Leigh credentials, I found the pageant questions was asked when she won Miss Universe:

In the final round Steve Harvey asked Nel-Peters, "What quality in yourself are you most proud of and how will you apply that quality to your time as Miss Universe?" She said:

"As a Miss Universe, you have to be confident in who you are as an individual. And Miss Universe is a woman that has overcome many fears, and by that she is able to help other women to overcome their fears. She is a woman that nothing is ever too much to ask for and I think that is exactly who I am. When asked about what she thought was the most important issue regarding women in the workplace, she said:

In some places, women get paid 75% of what men earn for doing the same job, working the same hours — and I do not believe that this is right. I think we should have equal work for equal pay for women all over the world."

I think she is getting pretty much what she wanted all along, only now with a bankbook. Even bankbooks run dry.

Where do we think this is going, I ask you?

[quote]How did he fail at pro football when he’s built like that?

Maybe this will help you to understand.

^ 😂😂 ^

I throw a better football

Butterface.

[quote]Yes he’s married but he sure speaks and has the inflections of a gay man.

Yes, he does. And he might well be one. But there really is such a thing as an effeminate heterosexual -- I've known one really well for 20 years.

He's Lyle!

R129

Gurrrrl, please.

Can someone please repost OP's link/pic, there's no preview and it only links to a sign-up page when I click it.

Gotta have Instagram ^^^

Hung...like a mouse.

I'm getting hard at the thought at Carl Nassib fucking Tim. If Tim truly wanted to see the face of his god, he should take Carl's girthy snake up his fartbox.

R133, I can click on Instagram pics at R1.

Tim is hot, but he doesn't give off big dick energy. I think he's got the micropeen.

Who cares with thighs like that?

If I were virgin until I married and looked like he did I would never take my dick out of my wife for the first two years.

His wife's tight pink box probably milks his throbbing rod until its entire load of potent, milky seed is sloshing around her uterine canal. God or his angels will introduce one of those sperms to an egg and the Tebow will be fruitfully multiplying.

Yeah Timmy and his dry lips and boring personality don't matter with a body like that.

So many jealous and bitter homos here. Tim is good looking , successful , moral and likely good in bed too.

R142 ^ Of course we’re bitter homos, homo,- it’s DL!

But he still ain’t banging no pussy…

[quote]Demi-Leigh

That’s seriously her name?

I wonder if he wears a condom, when it's NOT his wifey's time for impregnation, because you know intercourse is only for that, NEVER for fun or enjoyment!...so he's only half way breaking his religious law, having intercourse still, NO NO! but wearing a condom, so no 100% pleasure and not going to knock up the wifey when he's not suppose to?

R44

If Tebow does have sex, Any guess to what kind of man in the sack he is? What I mean is, is he a moaner? a groaner? a grunter? A heavy breather? a talker or non talker? etc... WOULD LOVE to see his orgasm face upclose!...probably a "furrow brow", nose scrunched up, open mouth expression with a loud gasp?...

R147, he probably cries, whispers a little prayer, then gives Jesus a mental high-five.

R147 a passionate lover

R148... good point! he probably is a "crier"...and then feels "bad" for letting his emotions get away from him and being "weak".. as he then gasps loudly when his wifey squeezes her puss when he's still in her aftermath! lol! "Forgive me GOD!"....

would be hilarious if this is how he acts and his wife ON PURPOSE like a kinky power trip on purpose keeps on squeezing her puss muscles while after his orgasm, he's still in her, still hard just to get this reaction from him! smirking loudly inside she is!....

@r148, I hate it when guys cry after sex 😡

🤣

^^ I bet the both do.

When they feel temptation coming on, do they get down on their knees to pray for strength?

He’s a pleaser in bed for sure like a good Christian he is which makes me want him more

@r152, "^^ I bet the both do. "

She's been crying since the wedding night

Tim is not a homosexual, but he is a friend/ally of the homosexuals. He's a righteous Christian, but he does not judge people who live lesser lifestyles then him.

Oh, fuck off with your lesser lifestyles bullshit.

" lesser lifestyles"

Ooh, God doesn't like snobs, snob 🤡

So let me ask this... what kind of rim job on that hard firm ass would Tim like? A swirly counter-clockwise rim job? Or would he like it when you punch the tongue in and out of that tight puckered hole like a dart? Maybe pull his cock back to suck from behind? Lick from the tip all the way up to the balls and asshole?

What say you, DL?

Your disgusting, R159. Probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this bored and that's saying a lot. Praying for your soul.

@r159, Go for it and report back

@r160, Maybe DataLounge isn't right for you. The Christian Hypocrite Forum is that way >>>>>>>

Fraus like r160 need to be f&f'ed the fuck out of this site. Trying to gatekeep gay men in a site for the gays. Also, it's "you're", not "your", you wrinkled old cunt.

Replies like R44 and R160—assuming they're not subtle parodies—persuade me that this thread is high on Google search results for "Tim Tebow," and that gives me a warm and happy feeling.

I’ve had R160 blocked for a long time. I think it’s one of defacturd’s accounts.

I’m sure Tim and Aaron Hernandez fooled around during their time together with the Patriots

that guy is splitting her open from her pussy to her asshole

and she's happier for it

^ 😂😜 ^

Did God sign off on that? 🤔

R160 - what is wrong with his wife licking his ass? Or vice versa? Everyone enjoys rimming. Its what truly unites all humans. People think its love. Its not. Its rim jobs. And the bible doesnt say "thou shalt not rim or peg fit bodybuilding hunks"

Or, R165, when they were roommates at the University of Florida.

[quote]Replies like [R44] and [R160]—assuming they're not subtle parodies—persuade me that this thread is high on Google search results for "Tim Tebow," and that gives me a warm and happy feeling.

LOL - yeah, the real problem is that Poe's Law is in full effect and, even on DL, it's becoming harder and harder due to the fact that Eldergays with sly wit are no longer the majority here.

" Eldergays with sly wit are no longer the majority here."

That's what you think 😏

It would be wonderful if the gays could welcome Jesus into there hearts as easy as they welcome a penis into their anal cavity. Have a very blessed day.

^ Burn in hell 👿

Just a taste of his ass in this clip - cameraman missed a great opportunity!

R17 Wow, what a bold, unique take. /s/

He’s basically Garth Brooks when he talks. They both have that habit of lapsing into nearly whispers. And they’re dramatic about everything.

Gay!

Fag!

Big old MO

[quote] that guy is splitting her open from her pussy to her asshole

I think she likes girls.

Tim Tebow has pecs that jut out.

Tebow needs to join an Open and Affirming church where he can be gay and Christian.

[quote]that guy is splitting her open from her pussy to her asshole

With his razor-sharp micropenis.

I can't even imagine or visualize Tebow eating his wife out!

You’re gross and twisted r184.

You know they only do it in the dark and then pray afterwards

^ Lights off, t-shirt on, missionary only, dog lazily watching in the corner, gets bored, licks himself and leaves the room.

[quote]I can't even imagine or visualize Tebow eating his wife out!

Neither can his wife.

I've been going through all the Tebow pics I can find. He doesn't really have much of an ass, here's the best I've seen so far.

A nice body pic.

Another butt pic. I'll keep searching. What I wish I could find is a nice pic of his butt in tight jeans.

when tebow did that home improvement you win a house show (or whatever it was) or something like that, as the host, he ALWAYS wore spray painted on shirts and jeans... so much for "christian modesty"....

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I’m can’t hate him because he seems like a genuinely decent person who cares about people with disabilities, if you look at his charity work. And at least he’s smart enough not to wear his political views on his sleeve - or hat. But the Jesus stuff is too much.

He’s handsome but he seems so boring. All the sexual fantasy goes out the window knowing his personality.

I’m a photographer, the last model I shot was your typical handsome broad athletic man and as sexy as he was, his views and country mentality made him so unsexy. Like there’s no point in having sex with someone that boring cause it would be awful.

Lol

Not everyone can access instagram, any other way to post those pictures?

A "genuinely decent person" who has said lots of anti-gay stuff in the past.

[quote] A "genuinely decent person" who has said lots of anti-gay stuff in the past.

Like what? Any quotes?

Strong Christian disproval of homosexuality from what I remember. Search doesn't bring any of the old stuff up from that far back, but it's been hotly debated on DL in years past. Consensus for one side was that he was obviously a homophobe, the opposite side was that his mom was making him say stuff he didn't believe.

In what way is this wonderful man a homophobe? How has he demonstrated fear of extreme or irrational fear of homosexuals, which is the literal definition of "homophobia"? Evidence, please.

Well, we know he goes to a homophobic right-wing church. For actual quotes you can either google it yourself or wait for another day. I'm going to bed.

Timmy has minimeat.

Gronk his a Porterhouse steak

Hello, religious simpleton at R200 who thinks gay is inferior to straight! Are you a narrow-minded straight woman, or a deeply closeted and neurotic gay man? Either way, you're not wanted here.

Gronk can also play football. Another difference between them.

Wow, this thread brought out all the fundie nut Fraus 😂

Be gone, your pussies have no power here

Is he still childless at 35 years old? Is Deminuta still bearding for him? So pathetic, after so many years

They're both jobless and childless, which means that her very job is faking this marriage and he gay

I blocked the church cunts in this thread.

Now, back to the REAL MATTER at hands here, posed by the wonderful R159:

I first imagine TT on his belly, ass slightly up, those meaty thighs wonderfully spread. He will be remarkably smooth down there, with cheeks so ample they cannot be covered by one hand. Pale skin, with just the slightest hint of soap.

You first lick and kiss his hamstrings, with your hands clasped underneath his thighs. Then you work your way up to paradise. Circling at first, lapping like a dog… only to push your tongue in and out as far as you can go. A long moan escapes from TT's lips…

R208 is vile. Truly vile.

R208 JESUS, get a room.

Oh, get off it, R209, you know you LIVE for graphic descriptions of meaty football players getting their daylights rimmed out. That's why you're here.

@r208, I like the way you think 👍

The Fundie Fraus have to go scrub their eyes with Holy Water 😂

R211 Wouldn't you rather do that to McCaffrey?

^ Does it have to be either or? 😛

R214... lol! i hear you! add into the mix, larry fitzgerald's spectacular ass and the recently retired greg olsen, luke kuechly and julian edelman, michael turner among others..and go back old school with howie long and brian bosworth and russ francis!!!...

^ Now, you're thinkin' 😉

R210's pussy reeks to high heaven

r215 needs brain bleach. Women on this board don't want to hear that sort of filth. And if that's the type of filth your fantasizing about, please please please keep it to yourself, hon. Geez, have a little respect for us.

R208 you’re a fucking perv. Take that sick shit somewhere else. It’s not dignified enough for DL (and that’s saying something!)

Now for some eye candy…

R209 is an absolute schizophrenic. Possibly another of Defuckto's (R218, R219) accounts.

The following comments, ranging from fantasising about two footballers getting it on, to being totally disgusted about gay sex, were all made by R209

And yet you're here, R218, avidly lapping up every word. As for DeCaftan, he'll change his tune when the scenario has a beefy, aggressive Tebow slapping him around and forcing him to rim out his sweaty hole (though an aggressive, dominant Tebow might test the powers of even the greatest of DL fantasists).

R209's schizophrenia on full display… Sad last days!

[quote]He’s basically Garth Brooks when he talks. They both have that habit of lapsing into nearly whispers. And they’re dramatic about everything.

Gio Benitez belongs in this club, too, with his "breathy/breathless" delivery on ABC as one of David Tyler Muir's gaysquad.

@r218, You don't belong here. Your crooked finger waving means nothing to us

Be gone, your pussy has no power here 😡

I didn't mean to post twice about R209's mental illness, but DL told me my first attempt "couldn't be saved".

Blame Muriel!

r218 Aww honey! Here. This will cheer you up.

^ Great way to kill a thread 🤮

R221 that isn’t me, you stupid fuck.

I have no objection to people fantasizing about being topped at him, only to people fantasizing about him bottoming. So why the fuck would I post that stupid shit?

^^^ Agree. Nothing worse than a prolapsed thread.

R227 I almost moaned for the bottom in that gif.

How about Tim on his back: holding those meaty thighs up with his legs, asshole proudly on display, semi hard cock resting on his stomach, waiting for a wet tongue to swirl that tasty asshole.

Tim's parents were very religious and were missionaries in the Philippines Islands. They followed a fairly strict letter of the law belief system. Tim helped his mother over there to circumcise little male babies. Rather an odd procedure for them to indulge in.

Timmie loved Erin Hernandez.

Aaron’s sister?

Are there still delusional trolls thinking he's straight?

This is really good advice !

^ Chastity is a sin against nature

Oh, r232, you are disgusting. Pure unadulterated filth. Judgement Day is going to be particularly interesting for you. I'm making popcorn as we speak.

^ 🤣😜😂 ^

Get lost, Saint Karen

R249 What's with all the prudery? Isn't this supposed to be a GAY board? Sheesh

NO, r241, this is no longer a gay-only board. This board is for everyone, and it's considered family friendly by many. Many straight women, including myself, post here. We DO NOT want to see offensive filth like the images that were posted above. We will not stand for that. We expect a little respect from you guys. After all, we have traditionally been your staunchest allies, and we're entitled to at least that.

Family friendly ?

^Yes, this should be a safe and clean space for our kiddos. I'm no prude, and I enjoy a little raunch now and then, but I won't put up with gay pornographic images. Those are beyond the pale IMO and have no place here.

You aren't entitled to anything witch, and without us, you would still be makein 60 cents for every $1 a man makes.

Oh, I get it. Troll, troll, troll along...😉

St. Timmy of Football is a good boy and shouldn't be subjected to smut talk 😂

R242 Ah, a straight woman. Of course you're a prude! No wonder your boyfriends and husbands cheat on you with us! This is a board for GAY AND BISEXUAL (assuming there's even such thing) MEN ONLY! Get the fuck outta here, you're already beyond privileged (even if poor, short and ugly)!!!

.,.,

"I really, really like women"

My mom, grandma, aunt Edna, my first grade teacher, the lady who cleans my house...

even on roids he cant fuk a woman....

R174 No room for the Holy Ghost in that outfit. He likes his clothes very fitted. Seems like he’s also adopted the Ivanka Trump “sexy secret” whisper.

What kind of blow jobs would Tim like from his Christian airhead uneducated pop tart wife? He strikes me as the type of guy who just wants you to jerk him really fast and hard like a jackhammer.

I dont think he groans loudly when he cums. Probably thinks that would offend God.

R244 Just for you! By the way, YOU don't belong here! Your mindset, homophobia, and outdated 'morals' are big red flags of your unstable mental state.

R239 and R244 ..........Adam and Steve send you their love!!

This board needs to be sanitized.

R255 You need to be in an institution - if you're not already there.

r256, if you want to be taken seriously, you may want to learn how to spell "straitjacket."

Rim job troll here. I would like to state that I am a woman who loves blowing, rim jobs, blow jobs, pegging, all types of kink. The cunt above does not speak for straight women who view consentual sex as a healthy, fun and natural thing.

[Quote] "This is a family friend forum".

You sound like a boring brunette. No, it isnt sweetheart, there are many many posts about naked men, asses and cocks on here. If pornographic images offend you, that is fine but you are in the wrong place. Its also a cunty thing for you to claim you are a gay ally, but then come here and shit all over gay men for loving cock. If you need blowjob pointers though to satisfy your boyfriend who is probably banging tinder whores on his work trips, feel free to ask me.

Here you go dear a nice clean photo of a priest

Let us pray this beloved holy Easter Weekend to the Patron Saints of Big Hard Cocks

R244 - dont you find it odd Tim didnt have kids yet after being married for a few years?

How about Jesus? He didnt get married or have children even though he was in his 30s (back then that was late to not have a family). He always surrounded himself with dudes ("disciples"). Makes you wonder.....

^^^HERESY!!!! THE FIRES OF HELL AWAIT YOU!

This thread is straight out of the devil's playbook, and your playing right into his demonic hands. Understand that GOD will not be mocked. Have a blessed day.

I condemn R263 to hell for her poor spelling! Making a mockery of the mind I endowed her with! Burn, sinner!

I think that you're just trolling most of the people on this thread, so as to get a reaction R263. It's impossible for someone to come to a gay forum known for its irreverence and causticity, and expect to find the sort of content that conservative Christians would consider to be family friendly.

I, for one, find your mockery to be truly hilarious, because many fools genuinely believe that you're being serious 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[quote] Understand that GOD will not be mocked.

But YOU will be. Mercilessly.

R258 ^ Way to go, sis!

R258 gets it and she’s welcome here.

Now let me find another pic of Tim’s luscious thighs.

Ugh. So fugly.

Here we go.

Fag.

repulsive!

Matt Damon = Fag.

^ No, just a fag

Fag with a rocking bod, pussy boy

[R256] disgusting loose slag pandering to faggots to feel cool and edgy. you aren't. you just come across as a degenerate, disease ridden skank no respectable man would ever give the time of day...

^^^ that was meant for [R258], obviously.

R276 I thought she came across quite well actually

There’s plenty a loose slags on this board

Actually most of them, come to think of it …

"Fag with a rocking bod, pussy boy "

If you don't share it what good is it 🤔

Say what you want about him, but R270 proves that he is a beautiful man. Beyond that, he seems pretty harmless and lacking in substance, so we needn't hate him at all. Since he isn't openly promoting hatred against the gay community, we needn't care about anything other than how spectacular he looks... As that's pretty much everything he has to offer.

Well, by his disgusted looks at the hotel food, he must be very high maintenance. She doesn't look like a cook. So, they probably have a staff member or two to take care of their needs.

Teboq

Still looking for good pics of him and his ass. Here it is looking full, but kind of flat.

A little more bubble to it here.

He’s always had a flat, wide ass.

Especially [italic]wide[/italic], R85.

He looks trashy and disgusting to me. There's nothing pretty about him at all.

More for me, R287

Muskcles

^ Someone, check on Dutchie! That last picture will send him over the edge!

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

Tim Tebow is the very definition of “resting tard face“

Mmm. Hairy chest.

R242=skag whore skank frau cunt

R242’s husband

Keep it up, fellas. Just keep it up. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but when Jesus arrives, well, let's just say it's not going to be pretty for you. Not being able to project your carnal desires will be the least a your problems. Don't shoot the messenger. Have a very blessed day.

I don't know who the "have a blessed day" troll is, but this person seems absolutely humorless.

R296 ^ is Jesus that hot piece of ass from Juarez?

I’ll get some tamales ready!

R242=tubgirl

He has beast genetics. He is one of those guys that as he gets older, has the ability to get thicker. He knows it so he's making sure all that size goes to the right places. Looks like he is doing that well.

[quote] This board is for everyone, and it's considered family friendly by many.

I bring my Jaydin and Maddysin here to learn about Chris Pine's butt and to speculate on what goes on at a Republican orgy. We also love the insights into the best bathhouses in Chicago versus Miami. It's better than the Disney Channel!

Oh my, @r270!!!

*gasp* His legs are...like tree trunks...my goodness! *clutching the pearls*

[quote]I hate to be the one to break it to you, but when Jesus arrives, well, let's just say it's not going to be pretty for you.

You just worry about your own eternal fate. That should keep you more than busy enough.

I honestly wonder if he and Demi-Leigh have sexual intercourse.

No honest person who has read the bible would ever pretend it is antigay. Indeed, Israel gets its name from a night hot mansex between Jacob and "an angel." Let's face it, this bitch is an illiterate. But Tim Tebow's personal bible will fall open to a pornographic page where Jonathan made David exceedeth, or perhaps some same sex love poetry in Song of Solomon, or perhaps where Daniel saves Israel by fucking Nebuchadnezzar

He won’t read song of Solomon. It has shit like your breasts are like young gazelles in the mists of autumn.

I true role model of faith in Christ, humility, compassion, and integrity

and closety, homolity, cum passion, and incelity.

So proud of Tim. He is a good clean righteous Christian. As it says in Matthew 13:43, "The righteous will shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father." Good for you, Tim. Don't listen to the homosexual naysayers. There day will come sooner then they think, and it will be ugly. Very ugly. Have a blessed day.

[quote] There day will come

Oh, cunt, Cunty McBible-cunt, can you cunt off, illiterate cuntessa R309?

Don't you fundies have more important things to do today then to harass homosexuals on their own site? I mean, aren't "true" Christians kind of busy today? 🤔

[quote]fall open to a pornographic page where Jonathan made David exceedeth

David was no fag, and I'm the dame that can prove it!

I imagine wrassling with him and losing, of course, and he'd just chuckle while he held me down with one arm and tickled me with his free hand, playfully taunting me the whole time. I wouldn't feel scared or threatened just that he was having fun.

^ My dog loves when I do that 😜

R314, exactly why I've never had a successful relationship. Or maybe I'm just not lucky.

I go on the apps and it's all come on over and fuck me/I'll fuck you right now.

I wish I could rent a playful big brother; someone to wrassle with, go to ball games with; and then just put my head on his shoulder while we watch a streaming show and have a bite.

I’d love to see Jake Cruise worship scene with Tebow, like the ones Cruise made with Bo Dean.

QUEER AS A $3 BILL......ide suk his ass hell yep

I don't understand how you fellas can hurl accusations at him without having any facts to back them up. He may or may not be a homosexual, but that is his business and strictly between him and GOD. How would you like someone to label you a thief or an arsonist without proof to back up the claim. See, it's not fun, is it?

r318 is in desperate need of a good fucking. Has it really been that long, bitch?

FrauPhagMAGAt R318, comparing gays to thieves and arsonists. Thanks, cunt! You've proven what you are.

R237 r238 Chastity became Chaz after the gender information surgery.

[quote]How would you like someone to label you a thief or an arsonist without proof to back up the claim. See, it's not fun, is it?

Do you REALLY want to compare gays to thieves or arsonists? Being a thief or arsonist is a BAD thing, being gay is not.

More photos

I mean...this is kinda ridiculous but that is a brick wall

What would you dooo for a Klondike bar?

What stopping this young , athletic, healthy, rich straight couple from making babies after years of marriage? Even gay couples nowadays parading their designer butt babies on IG.

Can he even squirt ( into the right hole ) ?

Well he may not be multiplying, but he is being fruitful. Does that count in god's book?

HE LOVES to show off his body. If was the 1980s, he would probably be wearing a speedo/bikini on the beach...

Hmm, isn't narcissism/exhibitionist behavior a evil sin of being a "christian"?...

Beautiful body. Ugly face.

Too hairy.

Too bad his mama changed her mind about sluicing him out of her cooze.

R326 The fact that this is not a straight couple. Or at least he ain't, otherwise, having been married for years now and being almost 35, he would already be a father by now. He gay and beardin', with a former international beauty queen, just like McCaffrey and Jonas. She could at least go the surrogacy route though a la Potranka Chompra to save face, so I don't know why she doesn't do that either

[quote] so I don't know why she doesn't do that either

Because babies are icky, even when they come out of someone else.

He is a god!

T-Mussy

R335 is pure filth and has no right posting here. This is not an exclusively gay board, so please keep in mind that there are straight women who post here and who, I can assure you, do not want to view such filth. There needs to be room in the DL sandbox for EVERYONE, and we all need to be mindful before we post that many people who read and post here do not want to come face to face with homosexual pornography. I'm not one to judge, but it really is beyond disgusting.

Tebow's wife probably doesn't pull out his passionate side. I remember the first time I saw him was this somewhat anonymous video on YouTube where they talked about his time in college. His coaches said he was definitely one of the few players they had to try to rein in, not put a foot in his ass. There was footage of him yelling after a huddle "BIG NUTS BIG NUTS WE WILL NOT BE STOPPED I WILL NOT BE STOPPED".

He's a high-level athlete, a Heisman trophy winner, and a Leo. My guess is he could get really worked up in bed and be downright animalistic. And I'm not just saying that because he's cute and has muscles.

But I suspect he has a Madonna/Whore Complex going on with his spouse too. She's an attractive woman but she's kind of Sarah Plain and Tall. Probably doesn't bring it out of him like she should. That's my theory anyway. If they divorce in a few years after no children and Timmy hooks up with a sexy lady, I'll know I'm right.

Shut your fucking cunt-mouth, R336, you pathetic flyoverville frau-cunt.

[quote] I'm not one to judge,

You just did, bitch, in abundance!

for FrauCunt R336:

This guy is so gay. You can see it from space. He’s going to spend his whole life living some stupid lie for what? To be a good Christian. What does that even mean anymore? It’s a joke because the most churchy petiole are now completely immoral and unethical. They are called deplorable for a reason.

People who really walk in Christ do not pull this fake crap, the deception and the shameless cash grabs. It’s all so Un-Christian.

Judge this, fraucuntress!

Tim Tebowner

R349 True. No wonder he's dating a jobless former Miss Universe: those make the perfect beards

R335 Have to agree with the straight frau here: that picture was DISGUSTING, you could've really done without it. Maybe it was the amount of hair, but I wish I'd never seen it. Ewwww, totally ruined rimming for me (which I LOVE)

[quote]there are straight women who post here and who, I can assure you, do not want to view such filth.

You're free to leave, as you have always been. You're a guest here, so mind your manners and your mouth.

r345, no, sweetie, I am NOT a guest here and I will post whatever I damn well please in response to the smut you post. That type of content has no place on a mom and kid friendly board. It's repulsive and I would not want my children to see that type of filth. I don't know who--or what--raised you, but I raised my kids differently than you were, to recognize the difference between right and wrong.

R336

[quote]I will post whatever I damn well please

As will we. Cuts both ways, honey. And you are significantly outnumbered.

What a WASTE.

Those pornography images make me want to vomit. Just extremely, extremely offensive. I want this board to be clean and family friendly.

[quote]I want this board to be clean and family friendly.

And I want to win Powerball, but I’m not likely to get what I want either.

You gals know R350 et al is a troll, right? Just a fellow faggot getting a kick out of getting everyone riled up.

This was a fun thread, but that over the top fundie frau troll is just too obvious 🙄

SINCE WHEN has this board been family or kid friendly?????????????????

This "family friendly" parody (which is all it is) could be funny if everyone picked up their lorgnettes, clutched their pearls, and played along. Hey, gays, DL is a PG-rated place where my eight-year-old does all his homework, so let's limit the discussion to the certainty of Tim's chastity (even with his beauty-queen wife!) until *they* decide to bring a precious bundle of joy into the world. You can refer to the size of his bulge clothed, but only metaphorically, and no crude words like "crotch" or "man-meat" are permitted.

Oh my dear Lord in the Heavenly heights! You fags are insane by pretending that a holy man like Tim dreams about a group of big, sweaty studs with huge love masts obliterating his bum-bum in a frenzied, testosterone-soaked gang bang that culminates in him getting a love essence bath! He is completely heterosexual and if he ever took Aaron Hernandez's humongous truncheon up his tushy-bushy, it was out of Christian charity, so his friend wouldn't stray from the path of righteousness with any fallen women! And if Saint Tim secretly meets with a bunch of manly, muscular stallions who pound their love potion between his plump bun-buns, is because of a doctor's prescription! You are all SO dirty-minded!!!

As far as his wife is concerned, she is too busy praying for a New Messiah to give him her sacred virginity, which Tim perfectly understands, because his role is to be a loving Saint Joseph to Mary's little bundle of divine salvation. In the meantime, Tim saves sexy, burly and horny men from falling into perdition, one juicy, big and delicious cock at a time.

I remind you that this is a family friendly forum now that we, respectable married and God-fearing women have arrived, and my Braxton, Cohyn and Taybree enjoy the educational threads about sexy thugs, hot daddies in thongs and Beanie Fatstein just as much as you promiscuous fairies (in fact, they have even found their daddy's Grindr photos!). That is why I refuse to allow you to soil Tim's cum-soaked reputation, because he is CLEARLY destined to assist in the saving of humanity!

Oh you are a vile cretin, r356. Mocking Tim. Mocking GOD. Keep on doing that, and your chances of getting the keys to HIS kingdom become less and less likely. For the life of me, I will never understand what makes you gays tick.

I completely agree, R357! That is why I was trying to get these flaming homos to understand the reality of Saint Tim's life of contemplative virtue (he is a stylite for the Modern Age!), but they don't seem to comprehend that his need to bounce atop a pillar of turgid, cream-filled Christian love doesn't have anything gay at all.

These fags are such degenerates, but I am delighted that I have found someone as enlightened as you are, so that together we can put them right in their place... And no, I don't mean any erect penises - I'm a God-fearing, respectable woman! This is no longer a dork-sided place, but a holy beacon of Christian puritay!

R357 May the Lord blow you filthy sodomites.

R356 Ewwwww You've just ruined sex for me

That cunt at R357 needs to shut her slimy gash.

Praise the Lord, R360! The crazy bitch @R357 and I have suceeded in our attempts to save you from a life of sin.

May you devote the rest of your existence to marry a virgin bride while getting ferociously buggered by a bunch of God-fearin', virtuous and heterosexual men like Darnell Barrett, Taylor Wilkerson and Ben Houston - who will use their Godgly-essence to keep sinfulness at bay!

You see? The trolette squad is already changing DL for the better!

Still no kids after so many years. Instead, he and his former beauty queen beard Deminuta are filling their households with dogs, in true closet case/beard fashion. Pathetic!

Juicing

He likely is

Of course he's juicing.

I'd like to give Tim a nice juicing.

His mother is turning into a Waxwork!

R363, I never thought he was gay. The majority of homophobic persons are just that...homophobic. His bigotry is rooted in his fundamentalist religion. It's of the variety couched today in seemingly harmless sayings, i. e. "I accept all people, but my religious beliefs are such that I cannot condone that lifestyle."

I am friends with a straight couple. He was a handsome, terrific athlete. And she was a beautiful, sorority type woman. They had the hardest time conceiving. It took them years and did so finally by IVF. It may be the same with Tebow and his wife.

R369 You're fucking DELUSIONAL! He married a former international beauty queen after 5 minutes of "dating", and they're still childless after many years (just like Nick Jonas with that other former international beauty queen, Potranka Chompra, who had to resort to surrogacy to have a daughter, because he couldn't bring himself to fuck her)!!! And just like Christian Mccaffrey, who's dating yet another former international beauty queen, Olivia Mea Culpable, who's coincidentally "dated" both the men above!!! He's as gay as they come. Also, his slicked back hairstyle is very faggy if you ask me. Quit deluding yourselves into thinking this guy's straight!!!

Teboq

R370 The irony of your statement is STAGGERING.

Why did she marry a stinkfish??!!?

R373 To truck people into believing he was straight

Tim is not gay. Wishful thinking. He takes good care of himself, but so do most straight guys nowadays. And he is not homophobic. He has nothing against gay people. He would probably be the fist one to tell you that he has no issue with gays.

Tebow is trucking to a city near you on his nationwide Virility Tour.

Is he wearing a onsie in that first instagram?

r375 He would probably be the fist one..

OH DEAR!

I am in the "he's gay camp." He may come out much later in life as rabid Christianity rears its ugly head of truth. In my life, the ones that profess the most love for Christianity are suspect in their lives, as in my little town, going to church growing up, people were later exposed. They were not all gay, but serial liars, cheats, sex perverts, and manipulators.

Poor Tim. He is unique, as he HAD all the opportunities to be the Christian that accepts all, including gays, like one Aaron Rodgers, but instead has burrowed deeply in the closet of cash and shame. He will regret it as a much older wealthier man, getting his side pieces delivered to him with NDA contracts. He will be adored.

R375 No, he's not. He's just still childless at 35 because his pseudowife has trouble conceiving at the ripe old age of 27. Retarded frau, the delusione is real with you gurlz

R376 Tricking. Motherfucking autocorrect

Tim is straight. Stop kidding yourself, gays.

I was so horny for him like circa 2009 but the fundie shit is such a turnoff to me now. Also that lisp...

R382 Then why doesn't he have a kid yet? Is he waiting for the right guy?

r384, that's none of our business. More importantly, why do you care so much? I love this board, but I have to draw the line when you start accusing guys of being gay with zero evidence to back up your accusations. Have you ever heard the term "innocent until proven guilty"? He seems like a strong, young, morally upright man to me, and he and his wife are spreading the word of Christ. In today's day and age, where everything is about sex, that's refreshingly noble.

R385 Off to the blocked list you go, you bigoted frau

LOL @ "accusing guys of being gay"

Is R385 a parody post?

Tim has never tasted or desired to taste another man. End of story.

This Christian closeted faggot is the embodiment of stupidity. The more he tries, the more he fails.

Tim likes pussy, not dick. That's a fact. It all comes down to what a man thinks about when he lays his head on his pillow at night. For Tim, he fantasizes about a tight wet juicy female pussy, what it would taste like, what it would be like to thrust his penis inside it, what it would feel like to ejaculate inside it. This cannot be disputed.

Agree with r390

Except he pronounces it puthy!

The day this fanatic fag comes out of the closet will be the day Stefania Cappa confesses to murdering her cousin Chiara Poggi in Garlasco on Monday August 13th 2007 by cracking her nogging open with a firedog, letting her BF Alberto Stasi (who's currently serving 15 years as an innocent man) out of jail. AKA NEVAH

Leave poor Timmy alone!

he has hot roid bitch tits. and is gay as fuk

What are bitch tits? Is that the same as gyno?

I lick his pits and eat his ass in my dreams

he loves havin his tits chewed on and his fukhole rimmed to filth.

Link please, r398.

[quote] he has hot roid bitch tits.

Link please, R395.

Yes, his body is amazing, but I don't find his face handsome in the least, which is a deal breaker for me. And when he opens his mouth, he sounds like a gay retard.

[quote] For Tim, he fantasizes about a tight wet juicy female pussy, what it would taste like, what it would be like to thrust his penis inside it, what it would feel like to ejaculate inside it.

Why would he need to "fantasize" if he married "a tight wet juicy female pussy"? [*vomit*]

This will end in sadness. At a time when he is still semi-relevant he is not living fully, or is living in secrecy. He won't have this time again and his public image will suffer. His good works will be overshadowed by the deception and dishonesty.

Tim is straight. Just because y'all's lifestyle is fill with sex addiction and you can't understand how sex can't be central to a man's life, it doesn't mean everyone is like you. Get a life (and a good sex addiction therapist), gays.

Agree with r403

Because, R404, you're also a deluded frau.

Ive also heard he eats a good ass out....deep

Nate you are so, so severely unhinged.

R407 That's part of my charm

Tim knows the delight that comes from eating and fucking female pussy WITHIN THE CONFINES OF A G0D-SANCTIFIED MARRIAGE. Trust me on this.

Wow, the Tim is straight gang has its own section at the troll farm office.

You gays are so self-unaware, you can't even see that accusing Tim of being gay is a form of heterophobia. You think that because he's articulate and not all bro this and all bro that, and that he doesn't come off as some knuckle-dragging neanderthal, that he must be gay. Only gay men can be well-spoken and evolved, right? Well, I'm here to tell you that straight men can have those qualities too (many do!) and never have a filthy thought about another man's penis.

[quote][bold]accusing[/bold] Tim of being gay

Tells us all we need to know about you.

He's straight and here's the proof. I'm a gay and I'm only attracted to straight guys. I'm very attracted to Tim. Hence, he's straight. Case closed.

So his ass is the virgin part?

everyone knows of his gay bent......he is silly biatch.

You homos can only wish to have a godly and manly and rich husband like Timmy!

Tim had a photo in today’s New York Post. Looking hotter than ever. Guns a blazing. My Jesus Mercy.

Freak.

Gurl, you should see me do this with a book on my head and wearing a pair of my Manolo Blahnik stilettos...

[quote]You homos can only wish to have a godly and manly and rich husband like Timmy!

Not to mention, he designs and sews all of his "wife's" clothing himself!

the roids make him horney in the peep shows in the wee hours....

So it's settled then, Timmy is as queer as a three dollar bill or Aaron Rodgers 🙄

That ass gone to waste unless his wife is pegging him

Tim is straight. Since you have no evidence to the contrary, can we please just put an end to these accusations already? It's become super-tedious.

Is the fag still childless?

How's it going, Timmy? It's one thing to sing a contract to marry your beard, but it's a completely different one to actually do the deed and reproduce. Which is kinda hard when you're not into the opposte gender. Which is why you're still childless at 35. Amirite?

@r424. Ok, Mrs. Tebow, we believe you 🙄

TIM TEBLOW = STRAIGHT

... up his ass.

I would love to see Rob and Tim get it on

R430 Deepfake porn idea!!!!

Just because G_d havent blessed him with a child doesn't mean he's a detestable sodomite.

r432 Drop dead, you detestable self-loathing fag. What guy would marry a stranger after 5 minutes of "dating" and still be childless at 35 and not be bearding? Can't fucking even with the delusion of you people. You think every guy who's ever walked the Earth is straight just because he's a guy!

Asscentric

Timmy is a sweet boy, but he can't get enough Gronkin'.

R432 needs some sodomy in her life

i'm just imagining the doctor who gives ole timmy his first prostate exam! talk about a great porn storyline! lol!....

R432 = satire

R437 My boy's ass is still tight - he can put a serious squeeze on a man when he's gettin' what he wants.

I’m surprised Miss Far Away Places has popped out a few commercial endorsement props

hasn’t*

Beautiful

^get a room for christsakes

I doubt he will ever come out as he is deeply religious. Trust me, that was me. But then again, so was Colton Underwood

@r427, Then one night the phone rings...

"Hello, Gronk? Tebow here... Um, I'm in a mood, does that offer still hold? "

R433 needs some psychotherapy in her life.

What a beautifully married heterosexual couple just like the Lord intended.

He’s such a closeted homo. What a case.

Has he watched Coming Out Colton yet? Maybe he will be inspired with it and come out as well

What's your damage, r447? They look like a happy, healthy young straight couple. Maybe they have fertility issues that they haven't publicized. You have no idea what issues they are living with that have nothing to do with sex or sexuality. That's the problem with you gays. EVERYTHING boils down to sex. It's awful. Give it a rest.

^ I. Can’t. Even.

r447 They can't even bring themselves to kiss each other on the lips. And she's so fucking short next to him. Pathetic homo

Oh, I almost forgot... what is it that she even does for a living, anyway?

^ Um, she's Tim Tebow's beard. I thought we established that

Why is he still juicing? He isn't on a team anymore. He should spike his hair like he used to.

there’s so much ass slapping and comradery and jock sniffing and underwear stealing locker break-ins. It’s very hard to retire!

The Showers: where men are MEN and the rookies are so nervous

Are they bearding each other or she’s just clueless

Is he still a virgin?

Lmao, are the delusional posters calling this queen straight and "lucky wife" serious, have you not heard this queen talk? Gay as Christmas.

It depends on your definition

@r459, "Is he still a virgin? "

Gronk, I said I'd call you, ok? 🙄

In Biblical Times you were technically a virgin until you produced offspring

^ Did the Bible talk about boy virgins? I don't remember that part 🤔

Definitely gay. Seen him guest on Rachael Ray and they’re chummy like girlfriends

Some people do not like the taste of cilantro or vagina.

^ Say What!?

R445 To the Gronkmobile!

I bet old Gronk would make such sweet love to Timmy, he'd take his boy's cherry with hardly any pain, and help Timmy clean up the lake of jizz that he's been saving up.

On the second date, of course, the sling comes out.

^ I'd actually pay to watch Gronk take Timmy's virginity 😜

R470 I think Timmy would cry a little, but Gronk would make him feel better and Timmy would sleep.

And have one monumental gay freak-out panic the next morning.

r471 So Gronk is another closet case? And he's still childless, too. See?

No, Gronk would fuck whatever he felt like. No closet involved

R470 Put that shit on Pay Per View and they'd all make millions.

R473 Gronk doesn't judge, he just likes to fuck.

Gronk is an athlete (check) married to some influencer floozy (check) who's still inexplicably childless after several years of marriage (check). AKA he's a fag, too. It's so easy and obvious

R476 She's just cover for him to go around Gronking it up.

i ate 8 loads out of his fine pussyhole.

Just as long as Gronk doesn't get with the wrong Timmy.

r452 r460 Jealous CUNT?

R480 I'll put you on your knees, Timmy

^ Can I watch? 😛

Tim is straight. What more proof do you need? A video of him engaging in sex his wife? You gays are ridiculous. Why don't you worry about monkeypox then accusing a straight guy of homosexualty.

R483 Poor retarded frau lol

@r483, "What more proof do you need? A video of him engaging in sex his wife? "

That'll work 😜

@r483, "Why don't you worry about monkeypox then accusing a straight guy of homosexualty."

Can I get it reading your judgemental posts? 🤔

r483 First and foremost, there is no monkeypox: it's just VAIDS, as in people getting shingles as an adverse reaction to the snake oil which weakened their immune system. Second of all, we need a plausible explanation as to why this CLOSETED FAG married this nobody after 5 minutes of pseudodating FOR NO MOTHERFUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER and is still childless after so many years AT THE RIPE OLF AGE OF 35 YEARS OLD!!! Can you provide that? No? Then SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Live and let live jealous bitches

^Hear hear. It’s not like any of you frau will be lucky to fuck him if he comes out

Why are you gays so invested in Tim being homosexual? Even if he were a gay, which he is not, he wouldn't toss you femmies a look anyway. So why do y'all care so much? And why must you boys sexualize everything? Everything comes down to sex for you, doesn't it?

[quote]accusing a straight guy of homosexualty.

Your choice of verbiage is rather telling.

Tim is not gay.

Same drama queens as always implying that this beautiful man would ever bottom or give head.

It’s actually disturbing how homophobic a lot of you are.

Tim will be out and proud were it not for his religious upbringing. I pray he will find the courage just like Colton Underwood

Man, so many delusional fraus have crawled out of their holes to defend this closeted fag

Tim will come out when Aaron Rodgers does so they can hook up

Have these hysterical ‘defenders’ ever heard Shisshy Boodles talk???

R495 Aaron is not gay either. He’s just a very very weird man. The whole COVID “vaccine” drama with him definitively disproved that myth.

He’s gayer than Liza Minnelli’s Collection of Andy Warhol “Halston” portraits

Luckily for you deluded fraus, he'll never come out because of obvious religious reasons, so you'll be able to give him the benefit of the doubt till he croaks

Faggot

What "evidence" do you have that he's gay besides his voice? Not all straight guys talk like uneducated blue-collar workers from Queens. Besides, what business is it of yours. He loves his GOD and wife. That's all you need to know.

R498 He's gayer than a pink vase full of flamingo feathers

R501 Just pull the lever for the safe to fall on your head

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@r490, "Why are you gays so invested in Tim being homosexual?"

Why do you Fraus insist upon infesting a Gay forum? Is it because straight men won't give you the time of day?

Be gone, your pussy has no power here

r505, just who the frick do you think you are to talk to women in that manner? I have a bunch of gay male friends at work, and if one of them ever talked to me like that, you can be sure that I'd cut them out of my circle.

r506 I can't eeeeeeven! So many wimmin on this freaking board! Why are you even here? Don't you have some tasty straight cock to suck? I'm hearing straight dudes would fuck 24/7, anything that moves (or is even nailed down)

@r506, I'm enjoying the troll theater, but you're starting to chew the scenery 🙄

Seems straight to me

Pathetic desperate vers guys want everyone to be a pathetic homogenous soulless vers guy like them.

Tim is far too sweet and angelic.

r510 Hi, Deminuta. Ain't you tired of bearding? Isn't it time to get a real job?

^ Who the hell would hire that?

Defuckto is just a girl who can't say no

Or take no for an answer. No matter how many times she's blocked

Timmy's going to need a lot of patience to learn how to suck cock. He's still too ashamed of himself to want to be seen. I had to agree to not to film him giving it up to me - which I respected. Just letting himself take it was a huge step. Getting off hands-free with my dick in him actually made him cry. He doesn't know that I haven't bottomed out inside him yet - don't tell him.

STOP IT. These insinuations about Tim are DISGUSTING.

I want to see this guy completely naked. I wanna give him a good spanking. He’s hot

R515 Relax - it's not like anyone is saying that Timmy likes being pissed on.

Not yet, anyway.

R515 Deminuta, when are you gonna go the surrogacy route a la Anal Aladdin and Potranka Chompra, because of your husband's straightness?

Maybe Tim or his wife has fertility issues. Did that ever occur to any of you?

[quote]Maybe Tim or his wife has fertility issues. Did that ever occur to any of you?

They’ve got enough money that they can produce kids through other means if that is an issue. Did that ever occur to YOU?

R519 That is the most trite and preposterous excuse in the book, because not everyone on this planet can be infertile. Did that ever occur to you?

I want to see a flex-off between Gronk and Timmy. I think Gronk has bigger muscles.

[quote]Even if he were a gay

Are you Italian?

It's a me! A gay a Mario! Are a you a gay?

[quote] Did that ever occur to any of you?

R450 did.

[quote] I want to see a flex-off between Gronk and Timmy

I want Gronk to ruin Timmy's hole and then piss all over him.

R525 wins.

I obviously don't know whether he's gay or not, but the fact the he's a Christian evangelical and fundamentalist who has supported an anti-gay organization, Focus on the Family, and doesn't otherwise seem very bright makes him very unappealing in all respects. I wouldn't want him to be gay.

R522 He flexes best around my dick.

R525 I can't ruin that sweet boy's hole, I can't stand it when he cries.

He has to ask for my piss to get it, I'll get back to you.

Maybe it is a fertility issues. Or they choose not to have kids ( for now ). Either way it doesn't negates his heterosexuality nor the fact he's a wonderful husband and would be a great father one day.

No need to project your sexual deviancy on him just because you're bitter and unloved.

Why do conservative fraus haunt DL late at night?

Hi Tim @R530

[quote]Why are you gays so invested in Tim being homosexual? Even if he were a gay, which he is not, he wouldn't toss you femmies a look anyway. So why do y'all care so much? And why must you boys sexualize everything? Everything comes down to sex for you, doesn't it?

It smells like fish in here.

R530 Sure, one day. He's already 35... One day! When? In 2080? Start living your truth, ya big ol'fag

@r530, "No need to project your sexual deviancy on him just because you're bitter and unloved. "

Oh no you didn't play the "bitter old queen" card, did you? 😂

A bit of leg to lighten up this thread.

Gayer than Elton & David’s Christmas🎄Table setting

r536 Can't even with that faggy haircut

[quote] Why do conservative fraus haunt DL late at night?

Because the dusty cobwebs in their forlorn vaginas wheeze in the night wind as their husbands snore the night away.

I'm a nellie prisspot, short and stout.

That's why bitter tears run down past my snout!

^ Well, just go away and pout 😂

r539 is disgusting and offensive on so many levels. Just who do you think you are to talk to women that way? I hate to harp on it, but we have been your allies through all your travails, many self-inflicted I may add. I don't get you boys. I have tons of gays as friends (yes, I'm a hag lol), and yes, they can be amusing and funny and endearingly catty and bitchy and gossipy and hypercritical and all those great traits that I love about my gays, but they never talk with the type of venom you have. Who raised you to be like that?

^ You're chewing the scenery again 🙄

(psst)... Don't try so hard

Ok, Timmy's game (wow that was fast).

We're gonna get a keg or two and then Timmy's gonna get wet.

Oh. My. GODDDD

Stop flirting and post MORE photos of this thicc-ass white boy OR equally as thicc.

We could have a thicc-ass pageant!

His self-restraint and strong moral compass make him a wonderful role model for young men. Certain people nowadays seem to lack any sort of impulse control. And this is why he cannot be homosexual. A gay with impulse control is like a new car with a cassette player or a lib with intelligence. This is a wonderful man who deserves more credit than he's been given.

^ 0/10 on your moral frau fanfic 🙄

R546 He deserves more cock than he's been given.

Speaking of thicc ass R545....

I wonder if he makes sounds when he comes

^ Yeah, a slight grunt followed by a whimper

R550 Sometimes he calls out his maker's name, but usually it's my name. I keep trying to help him see that he shouldn't be ashamed of his body's needs.

I'm always very careful for round 2, but it's worth the extra work. He always looks like an exhausted angel when he falls asleep afterwards.

^ That's odd, every once in awhile when I'm about to cum I call out Gronk's name as well 😉

Who cares about this Muscle Mary any goddamn way ? His crotch probably looks like a vienna sausage dangling over 2 grapes.Its a waste of good meaty all american manhood but after a lifetime in locker rooms seeing all the big dicks,he's ashamed to let anyone see his baby dick.

R554 Oh, my boy is all man. I'll make a versatile bottom out of him yet.

Guessing he had some bad oral experiences, though. I had more trouble getting him to let me suck him off that getting up his ass.

Boy doesn't say anything but my name when I go down on him.

Ugh, you gays and your active fantasy lives. Tim is straight. This thread is ridiculous.

^ Yet here you are hanging on every word 😏

[quote]This thread is ridiculous.

Then GTFO.

Happy 35th to Tim today!

😂...

This thread is mocking GOD. I mean, you do understand that, don't you, or have monkey pox invaded your brains? Judgement Day is going to be particularly interesting for some of you. Breaking out the popcorn.

^ You flunked drama class, didn't you?

She flunked every class.

[quote]This thread is mocking GOD.

You seem to be confusing God with Tim Tebow. They are NOT the same.

R561 God made Timmy a hot guy who is absolutely desperate for cock - I think he'd be happy that I was giving his boy what he needed.

HIs big muscle ass needs a big erect cock, or a sturdy dildo.

Flat ass.

^ I'll pump it up 😉

Fornication? Is that ALL you bots think about? Disgusting.

He's now 35 years old and still childless for being a closeted and bearding fag

R570=The Devil's handiwork. In fact, this entire thread needs an exorcism.

R571, feverishly rubbing her gunt over the idea of Timmy getting buttfucked. Shouldn't you be in church, frau?

Why would Tim or any other sane person want to live a gay lifestyle? No offense, but I mean, let's face facts. It's rampant with disease, premature death, promiscuity and mental illness. And it's devoid of God and the moral compass that comes with devotion to Him. So please explain the appeal besides the fleeting sense of pleasure that I suppose that comes with that sort of sexual activity. Surely that can't be the basis for a lifestyle.

At his peak in this video. His body is fucking *insane.*

@r573, I hope you can get your money back from that creative writing class you took, because you were cheated

Did he ever talk about them having a kid yet or why not? They're not getting any younger. And his parents must be excited to be grandparents. They're not getting any younger as well.

R576 Timmy has talked about "having my baby" a couple of times. Sometimes I'll rub his tummy afterwards and tell him that he's got one in the oven.

I like how this thread is "Eww, he's gross", sexual fantasies about Tebow & Gronk, and then...

Teboq

R576 How can he comceive them when he's gay? Deminuta would have to go the surrogacy route a la Potranka Chompra, and she'd better get cracking

I really can’t tell if r573 and others like it are parody posts or not…

I want to fist him down to my elbow

r582, are you aware of how depraved you sound? Were you raised in an alley?

Tim and his beautiful wife now focusing on saving girls from human trafficking.

Bless them.

"I really can’t tell if [R573] and others like it are parody posts or not… "

This thread has become Troll vs Troll

R584 He's a good boy - always wants to cuddle, after.

FUGLY. ARE YOU GUYS BLIND?

Do you filthy queers do about anything besides wasting time speculating on normal straight people's sexual orientation? It's sick if you ask me. Don't you have better things to do? Surely there's some orgy to attend and that monkeypox vaccine isn't going to take itself.

^ You said the orgy was called off, because you had a "medical" issue. Make up your mind.

"The party don't start until you walk in..."

😂

Has Miss Antarctica 🇦🇶 bore him an endorsement prop

He's setting himself up for a career in politics... the conservatives LOVE him...

Did Tebow and Aaron Hernandez do the deed during their college days?

Oh for pete's sake, r592, just go away. Your ridiculous speculation just makes your claim that Tim is a homosexual that more preposterous. The accusations really need to end now!

Probably not a match as they’re both bottoms

Boys, a lot of straight Christian women post here, and disgusting threads like this one will only serve to chase us away. Let's try and keep the threads limited to things we all enjoy in common, like juicy gossip, discussion of soaps and old TV shows, and the like, and try to avoid sex and other filthy topics. Let's play nice so that this can be a thread for everyone to enjoy. Have a blessed day!

Be gone, straight Christian woman, you have no power here.

@r593, "The accusations really need to end now! "

Who died and made you mommy 😠

R591 Bite your tongue. I had to throw Schock some Gronkin' just to get him to leave my boy alone.

R596 Agreed. Straight Christian Women, or really any two out of three, need to vacate these premises. No doubt you have your own forums somewhere.

Tim, call me...