BEARKING: Man arrested for masturbating on Southwest Airlines flight

BUT was he a bear king, OP??

was he hawt? I never see anything interesting in coach.

No photos I could see, alas.

You could not invent a more perfect name for the person who did this.

But did he have a happy ending?

[quote] BUT was he a bear king, OP??

Beardog.

I hope at least that he came in the air sickness bag.

Disgusting.

He masturbated for AN HOUR, ate his cum, and then went to sleep?? And she waited through all of that before she said anything?? That seems super sus.

^She paid good money for the show.

A person I know told me she was sexually harassed by an individual who entered her business the other day and began masturbating in front of her. She said he displayed it all. She excused herself pretending to take a phone call in another room and he left. She described him as basically an undesirable. She notified the police after the incident and they made a report of the event. She has told me she thinks it happened because she recently lost 20 lbs. and made kind of snickered that her husband is upset the man showed her his penis. I’m not sure but she acts like she enjoyed the incident.

WTF is going on? It’s only been two years, surely, a society doesn’t regress this much in such a short period. I refuse to believe this wasn’t already a trash straight man.

After two years of social isolation, some people just don't know how to flirt anymore.

I believe his version given she watched him do it for times before telling anyone.

He was masturbating!

Last week I saw a black mess walking past the Steamworks on Halsted Street (Chicago) at 9am. Just walking and pumping.

Antonio, Antonio…know your audience, Antonio. No way will any woman ever be into this. Should’ve sat next to a gay dude, preferably one on DL who would confirm for us your sizemeat verificatia. Not only would such a gay dude not have minded so long as you're decent looking and not a complete troll, he would’ve lent a helping hand (or something else) under the blanket! 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🍆✈️

My goodness R11. Tell her next time to point and begin laughing.

She’s a businesswoman. It makes me angry she’s acting like how she lost 20 lbs somehow circumvented the act of sexual harassment.

R18 he was black. She’s white.

I found the guy's OnlyFans. The plane videos are kind of boring. The one from the stands of the softball game is kind of hot, but that's because of all the other people who joined in.

Link, R21.

Was it the old planes with the rearward facing seats? I'd hate to get the cross-stream (unless he was hot of course).

[quote]He masturbated for AN HOUR, ate his cum, and then went to sleep??

Airlines have allowed you to bring your own lunch for years. Although, the prep and bake time seems excessive.

I once placed my blanket over myself and the guy next to me on a plane and we played with each other’s genitals, I don’t remember if I came or not. I don’t think so,

The guy at R5 is repulsive, there are videos of him jerking off in an airport lounge while little kids run around him.

[quote] there are videos of him jerking off in an airport lounge while little kids run around him.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

R91, how long do you expect a fun sized bag of pretzels to last?

R28 = Miss Cleo

[quote][R18] he was black. She’s white.

Even better.

[quote]“McGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates,” the complaint states. “According to McGarity, the female witness put her hands in the air and said, ‘it really doesn’t matter.’”

I love her response. That's the kind of thing I say, trying to be polite and hoping the other person will read between the lines and respect my politeness, which, of course, they never do.

He reminds me of Roddy McDowell as Augustus in Cleopatra at R31.

Of course it was Southwest.

[quote]surely, a society doesn’t regress this much in such a short period

Went out to eat for the first time in a few months yesterday, and there were multiple little kids with tablets playing really loud videos, plus one lady who had her mom on speaker phone, it was insane. Then some older couple came in, the wife ignored her husband who got stuck in the doorway with his walker, while she had a meltdown that someone was in "their" booth. They had their toddler grandkid with them who, of course, was playing videos at top volume. I noticed Grandma Meltdown ordered their largest margarita (40 oz, I think) and she was the one driving.

I used to eat there once or twice weekly and I thought it was odd that almost all orders were carryout, I had never seen that before, but by the time I left I realized why.

YES, everyone has forgotten how to act in public, and it's even worse than it was before COVID.

OP- Was he as HOT as that Masturbator in Florida?

R34, if you patronize restaurants that are trashy enough to serve a 40 oz margarita, you pretty much have to expect ill-behaved patrons.

I feel so sorry for that woman. She must have been terrified and likely misunderstood the initial question or didn't know what he meant.

Being on a plane is so much like being in prison now. One really must watch out for the other inmates.

She probably thought he was being ironic and she was attempting to respond to the irony in kind.

I’m sad he got pinched

But was it sizemeat?

Gonna be cagemeat...

I can't be bothered to read the article. Was this asshole banned from flying?

Maybe she was afraid of him, being trapped in a small space next to him. It's an odd response, for sure. I would have gotten up and told the attendant immediately or pressed the call light.

It's disgusting, licking his fingers? WTF? It's not your bedroom or home. It's a public transportation space. What the hell is wrong with people.

[quote] being trapped in a small space next to him.

My penis is big! It’s the spaces that got small.

[quote] I would have gotten up and told the attendant immediately

No, I think you would’ve gotten up, period. Nah’m sayin’?