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Evie Harris Drags Around Hollywood Boulevard

Drunken star of Kinetoscope, Vaudeville AND CourtTV Evie Harris gives gay boy Dennis Hensley a raunchy tour of the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Hear her views on abortion, her envy of Audrey Hepburn's health regimen, and filthy stories about legitimate stars ranging from Lindsay Wagner to Walt Disney.

If only RPDR had a few queens who could write this well...

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by Anonymousreply 26July 30, 2025 6:23 PM

Hi Jack! Is this your version of going to the Paramus Mall?

by Anonymousreply 1April 4, 2022 6:21 PM

I watch this about 3 times a year and howl every time.

by Anonymousreply 2April 4, 2022 6:25 PM

This is so inappropriate ... and we need more of it. I love you, Jack.

by Anonymousreply 3April 4, 2022 6:38 PM

Jack Plotnick is always fucking hilarious. LOVE him.

by Anonymousreply 4April 4, 2022 7:06 PM

For your viewing pleasure, Part 2.

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by Anonymousreply 5April 4, 2022 7:15 PM

"It was a family of SIX! I only KILLED four!"

by Anonymousreply 6April 4, 2022 7:27 PM

"And if they hadn't have been blindfolded, they would've gotten out of the way and I would've only killed a piñata! And what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard, anyway?"

by Anonymousreply 7April 4, 2022 7:28 PM

ASS-TRO-PHYS-IS-CIST!

by Anonymousreply 8April 4, 2022 7:46 PM

"If I have one more abortion, I get the next one free. I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!" Laughing so hard I can hardly type.

by Anonymousreply 9April 4, 2022 8:11 PM

Excuse me! Still raped over here!

by Anonymousreply 10April 4, 2022 8:58 PM

[quote] I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!

That line was said in "Girls Will Be Girls" -- a hilarious movie and a hilarious line.

by Anonymousreply 11April 4, 2022 9:19 PM

I watch this all the time and have for years, it still holds up and is hysterically funny.

by Anonymousreply 12April 4, 2022 9:26 PM

I may add it's beautifully edited as well.

by Anonymousreply 13April 4, 2022 10:08 PM

Funny story about Mary Tyler Moore....she's diabetic

by Anonymousreply 14April 5, 2022 4:39 PM

R14 Nicest gal in showbiz...til ya give her a drink!

by Anonymousreply 15April 5, 2022 4:55 PM

Jack needs to bring Evie out more often.

by Anonymousreply 16April 5, 2022 5:01 PM

It's a shame Girls Will Be Girls 2 is dead in the water.

by Anonymousreply 17April 5, 2022 5:47 PM

She was a big pothead.....LOVED cock!

by Anonymousreply 18April 5, 2022 6:48 PM

We were all so sad when she offed herself.

Oh, sorry. "Passed herself away."

by Anonymousreply 19April 5, 2022 6:50 PM

I loved GWBG.

Sad that the sequel will *never* come out, but oh well.

by Anonymousreply 20February 9, 2025 1:41 PM

Can't believe you gays aren't bigger fans. According to Evie, the gays do everything first - even die!

by Anonymousreply 21July 30, 2025 5:15 PM

Jacks' "new" videos have Evie skewering Disney culture. He plays multiple characters, all great.

by Anonymousreply 22July 30, 2025 5:51 PM

Link em up!

by Anonymousreply 23July 30, 2025 5:57 PM

Doris Day FUCKED her way to the top! And when she got there, she just kept on going! I should call her before she dies!

by Anonymousreply 24July 30, 2025 6:01 PM

[quote]June Allyson! You know, they offered me that Depends commercial. Lot of money, too. Just one little problem... I don't shit my pants!

by Anonymousreply 25July 30, 2025 6:05 PM

This kills me.

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