I’m a Southern Witch!

Are you the same one from a few years ago?

Was about to ask the same thing, R1. Well, OP? Are you the same Southern Witch from a few years ago?

R1, I am her daughter. Daughter of darkness.

Are there really consequences for using your powers for personal gain or is that a TV witch thing?

Do you make potions, OP, and if so, what do you put in them?

Do you know any wtiches from North?

R4, yes there are consequences. It’s a bit like putting your toothpaste back in the tube after you expel it. Once you put it out there, it’s hard to get it back in.

R5, none except poisoned dragon’s liver. I make a mean homemade mayonnaise with safflower oil though.

Do you use eyes of newts and toes of frogs?

A southern witch? Marsha Blackburn, is that you?

Do you wanna touch me there?

What is the most realistic thing about Bewitched?

Blessed be, baby.

Talk about bringing up DR

How realistic is The Love Witch?

The most realistic thing on Bewitched was how Larry Tate would do a complete flip on Daren like that.

How do y’all differ from New England witches?

Do you have the same life span as a mortal or can you live much longer?

R9, that’s very Shakespeare. He was a witch too though.

R12 magic can be fun but it doesn’t make life any easier overall and Bewitched showcased that well.

R17, well, they have Salem and autumn leaves. We have Savannah and Spanish moss.

R18, 10% longer.

Does being a "Southern Witch" involve Voodoo or Hoodoo?

Does Stump Water *really* swallow warts?

R22, yes, but it’s more about being more ruthless and vengeful.

Can you help me find the love of a good man?

Are you descended from other witches? Can you trace your line to Tituba?

And the Love Witch?

Will I stay if you promise me heaven? Will I ever win?

R25, you’d get more mileage with a good smelling cologne.

R26, I’m first generation.

R15, I haven’t seen it so I don’t know enough to comment.

I have a question...

R30, both. Mostly good.

Does burning sage work? Do you prefer anything else to cleanse your house? Are you friends with a tree? (I speak/touch one that's improbably grown betw concrete and has given me shade, Mulberry tree.)

[quote] Do you prefer anything else to cleanse your house?

Witch hazel.

How about Practical Magic with Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock and The Good Witch with Catherine Bell?

Do you have recipes for healing poultices, tinctures and tonics you would be willing share with us non-magickal folk?

I read some of LeVey's book - The Satanic Bible or whatever they call it.

It actually seemed pretty pragmatic to me. No beliefs in the supernatural - just basically an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Don't bother people if they don't bother you. But IF they do, get revenge on them. Basically, don't be a pussy. Stand up for yourself and to hell with the 'turn the other cheek' mess.

Also, a lot about the narcissists / sociopaths / psychopaths / jerks in the world -- how to avoid them, and again, how to fight fire with fire when they mess with you.

I do sort of think it's a shame they (or at least this book) call themselves Satanists because that implies they worship Satan, whom they don't believe in because they don't believe in deities. Or demons or any of that stuff.

Hope I'm remembering accurately - it was many years ago and I doubt I'd be able to find the book, if I still have it. But in a nutshell, be a badass.

"I’m a Southern Witch! Ask me anything!"

Can you cast a spell to make Southerners stop voting Republican?

What really happened with your eyebrows?

Also, that bathing suit-- a Bicentennial edition Jantzen knockoff?

Will the object of my lust ever initiate it dearest witch of the south?

Why did you ensorcel Lindsay Graham and set him on a path of evil?

Did you ever get over the trauma of that house falling on your sister?

How about Bell Book and Candle?

R20 Fun, but doesn't make life easier? Am I picking up that it's more of a pastime? If it doesn't make life any easier I don't understand the objective in participating -- is it mostly to "play"?

R24 Can you state an example of how so? Also, do you use those was balls to throw in people's roofs?

R44 Bah! I meant WAX balls. That make the spell "stick" to the household?

Have you had firm talking to with JK Rowling?

I hear the modern witch is going all electric....

Can you cast a perpetual youth spell or concoct an immortality potion? Can I order from you directly?

How can you be a first-generation witch and also the daughter of the Southern Witch who posted here a few years back?

Have you ever communicated with a spirit or other non-human entity and what was the result?

Are you an Appalachian witch with part Native background?

The best witches, bitches!

Do you have a familiar, if so what is it? Do you choose it or does the familiar choose you?

Well, our troll certainly has the same MO as Davida.

New Orleans is a great place to be a witch. Maybe Charleston, SC?

Think I'll take it up. Any book suggestions?

"I’m a Southern Witch!" -- would your first name happen to be Lindsey, OP?

Have your powers been fluctuating a lot lately? Like a single random thought manifested itself without incantation?

Are you colored and from one of those voodoo islands where the colored men play those oil barrels like a drum?

Yes, R57, she's either a Black voodoo priestess in New Orleans. Or a mixed race Native women skilled in herbalism in the Appalachian South. Or a crazy stringy haired white woman into crystals anywhere else.

Op tell us about conjure balls

"Are you an Appalachian witch"

Do you have a full set of teeth?

Alopecia is when your hair falls out.

Appalachia is when your teeth fall out.