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How small was the smallest (adult) cock you’ve ever seen?

The smallest I’ve ever seen fully erect was about two inches. The guy was 24 years old and it looked like one of those Vienna sausages. It was a very strange experience sucking on it but the guy was so nice so I happily obliged him.

by Anonymousreply 49May 8, 2022 4:51 PM

I was at West Side Club in NYC many years ago and this Asian guy was standing in the shower ( naked of course) he was fully erect and only maybe about 3.5 inches.

by Anonymousreply 1April 1, 2022 4:45 AM

The funny thing about that Asian guy with the small fully erect penis- he looked quite confident- kinda full of himself.

by Anonymousreply 2April 1, 2022 5:04 AM

Asian guys are hot

by Anonymousreply 3April 1, 2022 5:59 AM

Is this a stealth brick shit house thread asking to talk about humiliatingly tiny cocklets?

by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2022 6:36 AM

About an inch and a half. I really liked him though. I'd have been willing to go more than a hookup.

by Anonymousreply 5April 1, 2022 8:20 AM

Three times I've been with guys who have been an inch and a half to two inches.

by Anonymousreply 6April 1, 2022 8:23 AM

My own! but my balls are UGE. "I have a thirty-year-old lust but a three-year-old dinky"

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by Anonymousreply 7April 1, 2022 8:27 AM

I was on holiday many years ago in Spain, having a drink in the tapas bar attached to my very basic hotel. I got chatting the the guy sat at the bar next to me, he was also staying in the hotel. Really nice guy and very good looking, married with two kids. I honestly wasn’t expecting anything but we ended up in his room and started playing around. Jeez I wished I’d never gone for that drink, he had what must be the classic micro cock, hard it was like my little finger. It was so tiny I didn’t know what to do with it.

Thank god I was still in my horny years and could easily get hard and maintain it, these days it would be a real boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 8April 1, 2022 2:00 PM

Smallest cock I ever saw was with a patient when I was a hospice nurse. I was assigned to give him a catheter. However, when I assessed him, all I could find was a little slit in his lower abdomen, about the size of a button. No way could I have held it in place to insert the catheter. And his being overweight didn’t help. I can’t recall seeing a recognizable scrotum.

Looking back, I wonder if he was trans, or maybe a hermaphrodite. There weren’t as many of those visible back then, about eight years ago. Eventually, his female partner chose to refuse the catheter. She may have seen my confusion.

by Anonymousreply 9April 1, 2022 3:02 PM

Smallest cock was on an Asian guy, I think he was Chinese. I've been with plenty of Asians & everyone else has been relatively normal.

This one was small & uncut, the size of my pinky finger, & I have very small hands. He also had phimosis, so the skin wouldn't retract.

I bottomed, which I almost never do, & amazingly felt no pain. It was the only time I did that it didn't hurt.

It's kinda hard to estimate the size now, as it was about 15 yrs ago, but I think it was about 3.5 inches.

by Anonymousreply 10April 1, 2022 11:54 PM

^ i wonder if the Asian guy felt anything in that cavernous maw.

by Anonymousreply 11April 2, 2022 7:00 AM

Obese men have their cocks hidden in folds of fat. They do not count.

Smallest I ever saw was on a Greek man I was with. Just under two inches but man alive all that size went to his prostate. I have never seen so much cum. Great guy, I fucked him for a couple of years and then he got married....to a lesbian and started to have kids.

by Anonymousreply 12April 2, 2022 7:07 AM

My Indian FB had a penis the size of a pecan - it was tiny!

by Anonymousreply 13April 2, 2022 7:40 PM

Oh, but he had a beautiful big hairy ass, so that's all I was interested in anyway.

by Anonymousreply 14April 2, 2022 7:40 PM

Would you?

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by Anonymousreply 15April 2, 2022 7:42 PM

At a bookstore in Chicago....Good looking guy in his 20's....His dick when hard was the size of my pinky....Length and width

by Anonymousreply 16April 2, 2022 8:07 PM

Okay. My mom's story. She met Nicholas Fairford (the candle and lifestyle icon) who went inside her in Myrtle Beach.

She said his "penis" was basically a virginer.

It was so bad that she said it was like looking in the mirror (If the mirror was on her verginer.)

Long story short, she said-with tears in her eye (she only has one eye) She says- Does this mean I am a lesbrun?

I looked her dead in her eye. (Just one eye- she only has one eye) and said-

"Yes". Mommy- you are a Lesbrun.

Also, he wiped his verrginer on the curtains after he put the wood to her.

by Anonymousreply 17April 2, 2022 8:29 PM

When I was about 21, I went on this date with this hot daddy ex marine. He was my type. Aggressive in that alpha way. But a sweetheart at the same time. We had a great time. Dinner, drinks. I really liked him.

Then we started to make out. I was SO shocked at how small his dick was. I am not size queen, but I'd never seen one so small. I almost didn't know what to do!

So naturally I let him fuck me. I was a young whore after all.

The entire time he kept asking me if I was okay. If he was hurting me. I didn't have the heart to tell him he couldn't hurt a hummingbird with that thing.

by Anonymousreply 18April 2, 2022 9:24 PM

Really small, maybe about the size of my index finger. We had hooked up a few times and he said "you have a nice body but you should be more toned". I said something along the lines of "you have a really small dick" and we never saw each other again.

by Anonymousreply 19April 3, 2022 2:37 PM

Very hot latino. Bangin bod. Sexy AF. One of the best kissers ever. Dropped his pants and a nub. 1-2. I was shocked. I left him crying and shouting, *I wanna fuck!". Another is a famous foreign news anchor. The size of a thumb on a small hand.

by Anonymousreply 20April 3, 2022 3:16 PM

Great guy, pinky sized...tried, but just could not deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 21April 3, 2022 3:19 PM

Omg! This guy one time had a nub. I mean you couldn't really call it a penis. I was thinking that he must have been in some horrific machine shop accident. But I could not even pity him because he was such a narcissist asshole.

by Anonymousreply 22April 3, 2022 3:41 PM

[quote] The guy was 24 years old and it looked like one of those Vienna sausages. It was a very strange experience sucking on it but the guy was so nice so I happily obliged him.

Sometimes, being nice is all a man with a small dick has to hold on to.

by Anonymousreply 23April 3, 2022 3:56 PM

Two joints on a pink finger. He refused to bottom. Pointless.

We no longer speak.

by Anonymousreply 24April 3, 2022 4:17 PM

R24- Gurl.

by Anonymousreply 25April 3, 2022 6:16 PM

I hooked up with a guy in college that had serious micro penis. No joke, it was only the size of a AA battery. I went through with it, but it was really hard for him to even get it in. He ended up taking his life by jumping off a cliff in Chile.

by Anonymousreply 26April 3, 2022 6:30 PM

Lex Lederman had a small one but with that body, ass and face, it doesn’t even matter.

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by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2022 7:13 PM

I hooked up with his hot as fuck frat boy in Madison.WI. Seriously one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen. Huge ego as well. Tiniest cock I’ve ever seen. Thing as he was very aggressive and bossy. His body and face was so hot I didnt care

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2022 7:20 PM

Let me tell you about the toadstool dick I deal with!

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2022 7:25 PM

Pinky finger sized. Wanted to top as well. Another one was short but beer can thick and attached to the hottest body, we had quite a few hookups, it was mostly oral and kissing.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2022 7:35 PM

R17, I have no idea what that story was about but it made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. I think the lady I work with thought I was crying 🤣

by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2022 7:54 PM

The smallest one I ever saw was also the biggest. The very definition of a grower, not a show-er.

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2022 8:18 PM

P. S. Nonerect, it was like a button mushroom. Erect, remarkably large.

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2022 8:19 PM

my friend in jr. high school - we started fooling around when we were about 13, and it continued till we left for college at about 18, with one other encounter when we were about 22 and visiting home.....it was probably about 3 inches and thin - uncut and twisted, so the head actually turned around and faced the wrong way and also it was bent. He's married with 2 kids now, but honestly I can't imagine him even being able to fuck. I loved playing with it and sucking it and still think about it.

by Anonymousreply 34May 6, 2022 8:34 PM

I had a FB about 15 years ago that had the smallest dick I've ever seen; a nub, as those above have aptly described. But he was just about the most voracious fuck machine I've ever known. He loved it when I'd suck his dick and balls, and even managed to rim him at the same time (barely). I have to be honest, he made me feel monster big despite reality. We got together about once a month for a couple of years until he moved to Germany (and unfortunately died in a car accident about a year later, his sister wrote in response to my message saying I was going to be in Berlin on business for a couple weeks and hoped to get together).

by Anonymousreply 35May 6, 2022 9:15 PM

It was sweet of you to engage him, OP.

by Anonymousreply 36May 6, 2022 10:12 PM

Well, I thought he was an adult.

by Anonymousreply 37May 6, 2022 10:19 PM

Just under 2 inches. Very much like a gherkin.

It was a bit of a surprise. I was giving oral and he greatly enjoyed it.

I saw his wife profiled in a professional journal recently, and wondered if she was satisfied.

(He wasn't married during our encounter.)

by Anonymousreply 38May 6, 2022 10:28 PM

George Snuffleguppulous R38:?

by Anonymousreply 39May 7, 2022 7:45 AM

Probably about 2” but he was a linguist and knew how to please. Didn’t care, he was cute, blue eyes, nice and nice body. Don’t regret it

by Anonymousreply 40May 7, 2022 7:51 AM

My circle of tall horse hung German fuck buddies passed me their beautiful Thai fuck toy. Lots of Thai guys have decent cocks but this was a classic micropeen. He made me laugh because I plowed him all weekend with my barely 6" and he cried each fuck about how "big" I am. Real tears. And I was like girl, save it, I know the calibre that regularly probes your guts. Good acting though.

by Anonymousreply 41May 7, 2022 7:58 AM

Was at a Palm Springs resort. Chubby guy had micro penis. Looked like he had a clit.

by Anonymousreply 42May 7, 2022 8:01 AM

I was young, maybe 21, and I cheated on my boyfriend with a very flirty bartender. He had a three-incher, tops. And it was sadly very proportional, so small and narrow. I confessed to my boyfriend what I'd done and he laughed at the idea that I cheated on him a three inched bartender, but he forgave me. He (the boyfriend had at least 8 inches, so I was spoiled.).

I never cheated on another boyfriend again in 30 years. Hope I never do it again either.

But I had a Korean boyfriend and his cock was HUGE and thick, like a Gatorade bottle! And I’m predominantly a top and he was an exclusive bottom, but I was so in awe I begged him to fuck me and he wouldn’t. But we had other problems and broke up. And now he’s probably refusing to fuck some other unlucky chump.

by Anonymousreply 43May 7, 2022 8:04 AM

LOL R43 no predominant top wants the biggest dick ever to tear them up.

by Anonymousreply 44May 7, 2022 8:08 AM

[quote] LOL [R43] no predominant top wants the biggest dick ever to tear them up

Damn, I do! Maybe I’m more vers than I think I am. I haven’t been fucked in probably 20 years and I like topping, especially smaller than me super cute and hairy Latino cubs! But when I see a monster, the lizard brain part of me takes over and says PUT THAT IN ME.

by Anonymousreply 45May 7, 2022 8:31 AM

I think you have bottom in your soul. I look at a big dick and think....get that fucking thing away from me.

by Anonymousreply 46May 7, 2022 10:55 AM

[quote]I think you have bottom in your soul.

Yeaaaah. I’m built like a big top, but I think I give off BBE (big bottom energy). I really need to meet a medium sized guy with a huge cock who is like 90/10 bottom/top. So hard to find.

by Anonymousreply 47May 7, 2022 10:58 PM

Funny you should ask

by Anonymousreply 48May 8, 2022 1:22 AM

One of the smallest was guy I met at a gym who had a very handsome face and an awesome body. His cock was small enough that I kind of felt bad for him.

by Anonymousreply 49May 8, 2022 4:51 PM
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