Let's be a Republican orgy!

I’m Clarence Thomas, getting in touch my roots, dressed as Kunta Kinte in S&M chains.

Oooo, just the tip, Donald. What? You all the way in?

I am the Cock Gobbler, presenting my shit stained, worn out old hole.

I'm Matt Gaez. Periodt.!

I'm Nestor! Daddy brought me along

I'm caneface Joni Ernst!

WTF? I thought there'd be some ladies at this orgy.

I'm Bristol Palin looking for a future Baby Daddy.

Joni, I'm here and I'm concerned about your pussy

I'm Susan Collins. I'm already on vibrator mode. So, I won't need any electronic help.

I'm Rick Santorum planning covert missions to Planned Parenthood for all the women who get pregnant from the festivities.

Madison Cawthron just rolled in.

I'm MTG's clenis! I'll be making an appearance.

I'm R3.

I'm Kevin Sorbo demanding everyone call him Hercules so he can climax.

I'm Lauren Boebert, I'm bringing my guns

We're The Pages.

We're the pass-around bottoms. After, of course, Miss Lindz.

I'm Madison, taking dozens of erect cocks in my purdy mouth, and slurping up oral cumshots in exchange for learning how to spell big words.

I'm Tom Cotton, wearing a cotton diaper

Will the piss girls be attending this year?

I'm Mitch McConnell gettin' nekkid!

I’m Lauren Boebert’s vibrator, shaped like an AR-15.

I'm Liz Cheney. My invitation must have blown off the stoop.

R21- lol!

I’m Mitt Romney stripped down to my magic underwear. I brought a sheet with a hole in it so I can fuck like a gentleman.

I'm Mitch McConnell's dentures on the nightstand cuz he's busy fellating Josh Hawley.

I'm all the closeted GOP guys who are begging Adam Kinzinger to attend

Not enough bleach to clean that mess.

I'm Marjorie Green with a Biden mask on in tit cups and a fully pumped cunt

If we get AIDS we'll find a way to blame Joe Biden!

I'm the last thing you see before Newt lowers his balls on your eyes.

I’ll bring the whore, the ‘tard and coke.

I usually warm up the orgy crowd by shaking my money maker!

I was here when it started around me, due to no fault on my part!

"THE BEST....

IS YET...

TO CUM"

I only bring ze poosey (and sometimes anuses) to orgy if rich client pay moneys.

I'm Jared offering billions of dollars of PPP money...

if he can destroy your soul

I'm Rand Paul's pubic wiglet! The carpet matches the drapes!

I'm Lisa Murkowski standing apart from this GOP debauchery

and loudly proclaiming my disapproval...

until I rip off all my clothes and throw myself into pile of naked, writhing bodies at the last minute

I'm Kevin McCarthy butt fucking my mistress Renee Ellmers for all to see.

I'm Bill Barr, waiting patiently to take a turn on Miss Lindsey.

I'm the hush money from offshore bank accounts.

We're Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro we're being paid a lot of money to lie about everything going on here

I'm Joe Manchin, throwing US tax dollars to all the participants

"Because my constituents would just spend it on drugs otherwise..."

I’m Caitlyn Jenner in the corner, jerking off with my skirt hiked up.

I'm quirky bisexual Krystin Sinema! I'm just here to reach across the aisle and support all of my Republican friends because I'm a Maverick just like John McCain.

I'm Ron DeSantis' pendulous breasts, bouncing while MTG fucks him with her 10" cock.

I'm Rupert Murdoch, watching through a one-way mirror.

I’m Susan Collins, finally getting to see my male colleagues naked, and I have to say I’m very disappointed.

Susan is very concerned that seeing Mitch McConnell naked will destroy her retinas

I'm Rudy Giuliani, patiently awaiting the arrival of Borat's daughter

We're the Proud Boys. We'll blow any Republican, just not that Jew boy Ben Shapiro

I’m Candice Owens and I suggested the raceplay room. May as well mix business with pleasure…

I’m Larry Craig tap dancing in the bathroom.

I'm Alex Jones. Even the Senatrice won't blow me

I'm Mother Pence, leading a Bible study in the basement while Mike is nowhere to be found.

We refuse to wear masks....unless they're bondage masks!

I'm Kristi Noem, in competition with Lauren Bobert to see who can take the most loads!

We’re Diamond & Silk!

Why isn’t anyone touching our beautiful Black bodies? Only Democrats are racist!

I'm Tucker Carlson, wearing a bowtie, diaper, and black lace up Oxfords getting liquored up on single malt before Nancy Grace breastfeeds and changes me. I just made a boom-boom.

I'm Ann Coulter, naked and rubbing her legs together like a cricket trying to attract a mate. The chirping is like a siren.

I'm Tomi Lahren hoping no one has seen those pics of me pre-makeover.

I'm Dana Loesch and oopsie I just shot someone.

Shit, I shot someone else. Hold on, let me put the safety on.

I'm Scott Baio and I'm uncomfortable with the feelings Caitlyn Jenner's shenis is giving me.

I'm billionaire blobfish, John Catsimatidis. I want you to chew on my nipples while my hooker daughter licks my balls.

I'm the blow up doll with a picture of AOC's face taped on it so all of the GQP boys can hate fuck it.

I'm Nicholas Sandmann and OMG LINDSEY GRAHAM GET AWAY FROM ME.

I'm Kyle Rittenhouse. Why won't any of the chicks caress my manboobs?

I'm Ivanka, chain smoking in the corner. My dad's been bringing me to these things since I was 11, and I am so over them.

I’m Paul Ryan. Where are Aaron and Adam?

No fuggos allowed over here.

I'm Chris Christie. Everyone who saw me naked now has PTSD

^ So I just sit naked in a beach chair and eat pizza(s)

while I enjoy the floor show

I'm Andrew Giuliani. Did anyone invite any hot toddlers?

I'm Dean Cain, wearing a stained Superman costume that hasn't fit since the Bush administration.

I'm Clint Eastwood, talking to a chair in the corner

I’m Susan Collins and I’m deeply concerned.

There's Judge Jeanine Pirro, furiously tongue kissing a jeroboam of Chianti in the corner.

I'm Fox News' own Harris Faulkner being DPed by Steve Doocy and Bryan Kilmeade, who are obviously stark naked....except for the Klan hoods on their heads. Fasinatingly, Harris is totally down with the scene. "Whew! It's getting too hot in here! Bryan, I know you brought me some Koolaide!"

No, it's called Kochcaine and you do kkkey bumps of it.

I’m the weeping following the orgasm.

I'm the cock ring that keeps slipping off of Ted Cruz.

I’m the Log Cabin Republicans. I’m out to show the GOP closet cases a nice night in town.

I’m Mike Lindell and I supplied all the pillows.

We're Cockgobbler and Nick Topel, we're about to make our quota for the month. Pimp Daddy Putin will be so pleased

I'm Vladimir Putin. I have the room bugged and I'm listening in.

I’m Ginni Thomas looking around for some more BBC to gorge on.

I'm Mike Pence - as long as there's no other women here (I wouldn't want to disrespect my wife) - then let's do this.

These male birthing hips have their own handles - lots of cushion for the pushin.

I'll be here in the corner with my glass of milk and jockstrap if anyone's interested.

I'm Ron de Santis. There better not be any homos at this orgy. Don't say gay! I'm just a full-figured straight guy looking for people who are definitely female #nohomo

I'm the on-call abortion doctor! But come Monday morning, we Republicans will be breathing a sigh of relief and continue trying to get Roe repealed.

I'm the tattoo of Richard Nixon on Roger Stone's backside. So when the black guy with the 11" cock is fucking Stone's pooper, he'll see Nixon's beady eyes staring at him, letting him know who's the boss!

That Nixon tat is creepy as fuck.

I'm Ted Cruz. Everyone is begging me to leave my clothes on

I'm Brett Kavanagh. I brought beer!

Yeah Brett, but you refused to share it.

I'm Amy Coney Barrett, standing outside the room in my Handmaid's uniform, passing out anti-abortion and anti-homosexuality pamphlets along with my 18 children.

I am Senator Grassley's dentures, sitting in a glass on a table. The boys prefer me without for some reason.

Does Little Mario bring the suds?

I'm Ivanka, declining the invitation because since I've had my pussy done I can't feel anything.

Plastic doesn't feel fantastic.

I’m the Ivermectin, because Republican orgy equals super spreader event.

I'm Josh Hawley. I know where to find the booze and the boys

I'm all the naked voyeurs pleasuring themselves in collapsible chairs along the wall under a large banner stating "MAKE AMERICA BATE AGAIN!"

I'm Kristy Swanson offering my gaping hole to tiny mushrooms.

I'm Steven Crowder, uncomfortably asking the men if they think my wife is hot and if they like her tits.

I'm Nestor wearing a dog collar and entering the room on all fours.

I'm Trump's tiny hand who accidentially grabbed Marsha Blackburn's pussy thinking it was Ivanka's.

I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene's bare feet waiting to be shrimped.

@r97, "Does Little Mario bring the suds? "

Yes, little Marco is in charge of the Mr. Bubble hot tub party

We are Maria Dolores y Asuncion. We here next morning to clean up messy gringo leche all over place. So much leche! But big tips is good for nuestra business.

I'm La Senatrice

In about ten minutes the roofie I slipped Maddy C will have kicked in and I can have my way with him. He won't even have to leave his chair.

I'm the big bowl of Viagra.

I'm sitting on the counter right next to the big bowl of Cialis.

Take your pick

I'm Tammy Bruce. Where's that hot little vixen Joni Ernst?

I'm the roofies that Matt Gaetz borrowed from Bill Cosby

I'm the porn on Hunter's laptop that gets the party started.

I'm Josh Hawley. Do you need another bottom?

^ Are you kidding? We're Republicans we're all bottoms. We hire Dem tops

I'm trying very hard not to imagine Mitch McConnell with his legs in the air.

I’m Marsha Blackburn, and I love these events where I can really let my hair down.

I haven't scrolled through all 100+ responses, so forgive me if this has already been mentioned:

I'm the hideous tattoo of Richard Nixon on Roger Stone's back, now in plain sight for all to admire and worship:

I Melania. Love you long time 10 rouble.

We're the Russian call girls who were imported for this event. Pee on us!

I’m Tucker Carlson, feasting on the Santorum dribbling from the other attendees well used asses. This is how I recharge to talk more shit on my program.

After the organization, I'm holding a meeting of The Dan White Society. Everyone bring your fanciest Klan robe!

Kelsey Grammer was here for a bit but left when he realized that he had previously hired all of the hookers we brought in and none of them would be into his specific kink (he likes to get buttfucked while getting kicked in the balls - aka the tossed salad and scrambled eggs). He took an eight-ball and a bottle of scotch with him when he left.

I'm the highly astute political game player who hired surveillance technicians to do my bidding at the orgy locale thereby effecting a necessary political change. I'll see your January 6th and raise you an April 1st....FOOL!

I am THOROUGHLY disappointed! I was told there would be abundant Poppers at this gathering. I really, really thought Poppers were the new snack treat from Nabisco.

I'll be over at the buffet with Bill Barr and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

I'm Kevin Sorbo. No one recognizes me

^ Pull your pants down to give us a hint 😛

Limp dick muthafuckas

I’m Gym Jordan. Can someone point me to the shower room?

Gym, I'll wrestle with you

Hey Marco, you have something on your face…

I'm Rick Santorum's santorum

Who brought the Crisco?

I'm Marco Rubio's guests. He met us at a public park at 3am and invited us!

I’m Justice Thomas, want a sip of this Diet Coke?

I'm Marsha Blackburn, here to provide scholarly and intellectual stimulation. I am wearing my best natty wig.

Hi, I'm Joe. Miss Lindz invited me.

I'm Nikki Haley commenting "you folks are amateurs, South Carolina GOP orgies have so much more gaiety".

I am Mick Mulvaney and I have brought along the CBS News CEO.

I am Hope Hicks. All the wife beaters with kids please step forward.

I'm five stolen fetuses.

I am Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I'll join the festivities once I finish this bucket of KFC.

I'm John Kennedy of Louisiana. I am too tired to do much beyond Miss Lindzey. I was out windsurfing with John Kerry all afternoon.

I'm Hershel Walker. Ginni Thomas and Marsha Blackburn won't leave me alone.

I'm Kevin McCarthy along with my old mistress

I’m JFK Jr., back from the dead and ready to par-tay like it’s 1999!

Hillary had me killed! Trump/Me 2024!!!

Adam, get that hot ass over here!

I'm Jerry Falwell, Jr., jerking off in the corner watching the poolboy/Miami motel owner banging my wife.

Hi Chuck Todd, welcome to my line. You can move near the front right behind the father & son Doocy.

This like old times.

I'm the Trump Organization, overcharging the RNC for lube, poppers, dildoes, diapers, and other fetish gear! (All of the Trump Organization sex gear supplied are defective because they fell off the back of a truck in Sri Lanka)

Disclaimer: The Trump Organization is not responsible for itching, burning, welts, discolorations, or other imperfections caused to one's genitals from use of our sex gear. "Anyone who complains is a sucker or loser"--DJT

I'm the ratty Korean wigs of Rand Paul and Marsha Blackburn

I'm Mitch McConnell neck pouch. Stroke me.

Here I am, ready and willing in my tidy whities wanting to get it on. I'm so pleased to see my GOP brethren remain lily white and are fully embracing my views while we enjoy the pleasures of drugs and group sex. Amen

Suckie Suckie Five Dollar!

I'm Elizabeth Dole, reminding everybody again how much classier it was when my husband and I used to host these at the Watergate.

What an eye-opening thread!

I'm Betsy DeVos. I have my own orgies on one of my 10 yachts! You common Republicans Senators and House members are not invited to cavort with us billionaires.

Nestor tells Gosar, Gohmert, and Biggs to get lost.

I'm Jerry Falwell Jr. I like to watch. Where's Nestor?

Hey, whose giant soiled baby diaper is that? Kelsey's? Oh, well...

Lil Marco whispering to Tillis: "Ron Johnson is not clean down there".

I'm Christian Walker, and my mouth is constantly being stuffed, one after another. I'm starting to think they all just want me to STFU!

Who in the hell invited Mo Brooks?

I'm Paul Manafort, naked on all fours, with a giant ostrich feather sticking out of my ass.

I'm Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana, dressed as L'il Abner. I'm wearing nothin' under my dungarees and I took my upper plate out!

I'm the ouija board used to summon the spirit of Nancy Reagan who'll show these amateurs how to properly suck cock.

I am, quire honestly and with all due modesty, the only non-RINO here, as evidenced by the fact that I have removed all contraceptives from the place settings at this unseemly display of penis, about which I am not, NOT going to masturbate after everyone has left their messes for me to clean up.

Ginni, Tim Scott is just not into you.

I'm Kim Guilfoyle's ass-to-ass dildo partner.

"Senator Feinstein, I believe you received a message in error. This party is for GQP, not for QVC shopping. We're sorry and will notify your chauffeur."

I'm Elaine Chao. Only the Republican ladies can handle my dragon pussy!

I'm Mr. Koch. I don't participate. Too old. I'm here to hand out bundles of cash.

I'm Mitch **cough, cough** COCAINE SHIP **cough, cough** McConnell. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

I've made six Fuzzy Navel drinks for that Ladybug bitch and she has not tipped me once.

I'm the collective gasp in the room as Mitch McConnell disrobes, exposing his purple body parts!

^ Female? Miz Lindsey only shows his "tip" to gentleman callers.

I'm Mitch just after taking a big snort and zeroing in on the twinks Charlie Crist brought to the fuck party.

You bitches are funny

I'm the shenis measuring contest between Caitlyn and MTG (spoiler: MTG is winning)

I'm Margie T-G's left areola, rancid pink atop a lumpy breast. I'm speckled with the cum of a homeless man I sucked off in the corner in a desperate attempt to feel alive.

I'm Joe Manchin dropping by incognito, and not because of the orgy, but because I fooled everyone into thinking I'm a Democrat.

I’m Madison Cawthorn. Can I take your robe?

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Caitlyn again. These people better surprise me with a beautiful plaque.

What a fun time!

Oh no! Eric Trump is trying on Caitlyn's panties.

"I'm Mitch just after taking a big snort and zeroing in on the twinks Charlie Crist brought to the fuck party."

We stopped inviting Miss Charlie when she became a Democrat!

I'm Ron Johnson's johnson. I am the size of a peanut.

I’m Justice Alito. Guess where I stuck my gavel?

I’m Alex P. Keaton, shocked and trembling.

I'm leather daddy, John Boehner, cry babying as usual because no one wants to lay in my sling.

What a fun time! Besides, I'm sick of Joe Biden, his high gas prices, and that war he started with Russia.

I'm the orange stains caused by Trump and Boehner's leaking spray tans

I'm Alex Jones. It's my turn to teabag Satan.

I'm the quotes from the Song Of Solomon openly spoken as Paul Gosar ejaculates on huge tits the size of beachballs from the least reputable doctor in Brazil.

I'm Megyn Kelly and I'm angry Kyle Rittenhouse's tits are bigger than mine.

I'm Bob Dole and I'm here with the Viagra

... What do you mean I'm dead?

Caitlyn as she was walking down the hallway politely tapped Stella Immanuel on the shoulder and pointed, then exclaimed: "the ladies room is down there where I just left, you are mistakingly in the line to put one's thingy through one of the two portable glory holes the Log Cabin Republicans brought".

Sidney Powell takes a wad of Kleenex and gently wipes away the hair dye running down both sides of Rudy's face.

I'm the barf buckets lining the room for those repulsed by the idea of have sex with Republicans 🤢 🤮

We're Kellyanne and Sarah Huckabee Sanders and are brought into the room whenever someone gets a little overexcited and needs to delay ejaculation.

I'm Ronna from the RNC and I am tired of doing most of the work organizing these events. Lindy enjoys these activities so much, she could at least lift a finger for the planning, instead of just sticking it in all those cavities I refuse to describe.

I'm Hope Hicks. I've already done everyone at this party and I'm SO bored here!

If Maddison Cawthorn doesn't want to fuel DL threads, perhaps he needs to keep his mouth shut.

I'm Mark Foley. Why wasn't I invited? Did you guys forget about me?

Who's that man in drag over there? Oh, wait, that's Ann Coulter

204 replies and Ginni Thomas is still a now show? Fixing that shit up right now...

^ Ugh, nice of People to run interference for those two shits and make Anita Hill look like the villain

Baby Daddy, Jason Miller, announces his arrival. Ladies, (not you LadyG) line up.

Put a smile on Stephen's face.

^ He always wears those Nazi uniforms to these things. Stephen, it's not a costume ball

I am the camera behind the one-way mirror. I ensure that Hilary get’ s her revenge.

I'm all the Russian spies taking notes

I am the Colombian rent boy. I am not disgusted because I am high as a kite on meth and I get paid $3000 for the night.

I am Dr. Rand Paul. I bring the Trimix because I can write prescriptions. I also do the injections.

I'm Dr. Oz. I'm sure this will be a super spreader event but who cares? Maybe a few hundred people will die, big whoop

R206 see R86

Maybe read a thread before posting?

Hey guys, guys, guys, oh my god, hey, did you see Kimberly? She looks hot, right? So hot. Like, super hot. She’s like so super hot. Did you see her? Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly! Come here! Come here! HERE! Come HERE! NOW. NOW. NOW. Come HERE. Kimberly. NOW. Come HERE. It just kicked in. It just kicked in. I just did one line, that’s all, it’s primo stuff.

I'm Will Smith, here to collectively bitchslap all a y'all.

[quote] Baby Daddy, Jason Miller, announces his arrival. Ladies, (not you LadyG) line up.

And I brought the smoothies with abortifacients for all of the gals I'm going to knock up!

I’m Madison Cawthorn. Quit snapping your fingers at me and yelling “Come here, Drinks Cart”

Uh excuse me, where are the tween girls? There's something I want to show them.

Also wheelchair bound, Texas Governor, Greg Abbott, poses for a photograph with a trans-woman.

We're Michele and Marcus Bachmann, and have made a special trip to be here.

I, Michele, can teach Marjorie and Lauren a thing or two.

Novice bitches.

Marcus said he will mingle privately with each of the new log cabin fellows and talk about conversion therapy.

I'm Milo.

I'm 100% straight, and I'm here to prove it!

(And no, it's just a coincidence that I haven't let Herschel Walker's anaconda out of my sight. I already told you, I'm straight!)

Will Christian Walker be attending?

^ See post R161

Hair gets full of sperms so I wear second Best wig.

I promised Jesse Watters he could go first.

I regret I have but one poosey

to give to my counchy...

(My butthole cost extra.)

"Why is that every time we try to have a little FUN, the liberal Democrat have to ruin it for us?"

I'm Rand Paul's pubic weave...

(it's to disguise his micro-penis)

I'm the screams of pain...and disgust

when Sarah Huckabee Sanders tries to throw her hefty naked Arkansas body into the orgy pile

I'm Kellyanne Conway twirling my frizzy corkscrew perm....

as she tries to flirt with a Republican intern...

"I'm not a lying degenerate - you're the one at a Republican orgy!"

I'm Lauren Bobert screaming, "OMG, it's a lizard persons!"

when she sees Mitch McConnell's dry crepe skin flaking off....

I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene who keeps asking,

"But where is John-John Kennedy?"

"You promised me John F. Kennedy Jr would be here!"

I'm Barbara Bush, and I am back to haunt the shit out of this orgy's scallawags and cunts.

I'm the box of wine Judge Jeanine Piro is suckling on....

[quote]I'm Barbara Bush, and I am back to haunt the shit out of this orgy's scallawags and cunts.

If I had a nickel for every GOP orgy Barbara Bush ruined with her flatulence, body odor, and disgusting fat hairy body!

Sidney the Kraken?

Now that's some good poosie!

I thought Cancun Ted was going to lap on my pussy. All he wanted to do was eat my boogers.

Poor Sarah Huckabee Sanders....

everyone, including Miss Linz, is tired of her "Deliverance - Squeal Like a Pig, Boy" while she pegs role play

(and stop eating fried chicken while you're trying to have sex, Sarah - it's just gross!)

When the lights are off I'm the prettiest girl in the room

She frightens me r242

All cats are gray in the dark, R242

* My secret is that I use my own Razorback Hog grease for moisturizer and lube

I'm Jenna Ellis. I will only be attending the orgy if Rudy Guiliani is NOT there. Last time I was in close proximity to him, he farted in my direction and I caught Covid.

No thank you, I can only imagine the level of Rudy farts at an orgy! He might get so excited, he shits all over the other orgiers.

I'm Kanye West and this my crowd now.

Wait, why you all leaving?

I'm Kayleigh McEnany crying in the corner because you all forgot about me.

^ You're lying again, Kayleigh, your lips are moving

I'm Miss Lindsey teasing Marsha Blackburn's hair while she gets dp'd by Chuck Grassley and Richard Shelby...

[quote]You're lying again, Kayleigh, your lips are moving

You're telling me.

I'm Donald Jr who snorts up all the good cocaine and passes out in a corner while he pisses himself...

I'm Ivanka sneaking into the kitchen to fuck the wait staff....

I’m D3facto. I don’t know who I want to shit in my mouth first!

Josh Duggar here, I can watch your kids while you all play!

I’m the rumor that Q is here, anonymously. MJT and Lauren Boebert are foaming at the gash and the mouth trying to get to me first.

" You're telling me.

—I'm Eric!"

Shut up, Eric, did I tell you to talk?

I'm Chick-Fil-A providing the catering.

I'm the ghost of Rush Limbaugh disappointed by the offerings,and to think I materialized from Thailand just for THIS?

I'm 21 year old Piper Palin. Joni Ernst says I must attend this orgy if I want to be her intern.

Trey Gowdy here and am having a great time. What do you mean Republicans are not fond of trans? That's not true at all.

Before the festivities begin, they all hold hands, embrace, give thanks, and pray to their masters, Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch.

I'm Brenda Dickson and welcome to my vagina!

I'm Miss Lindz's dance card, repurposed for the occasion but still empty.

I am Gym the wrestler. I have a claw hold for Danny Crenshaw when he shows.

Goddamnit Gym - you got lube in my good eye!

Miss Marsha sporting a new hairdo for the occasion.

These gals are happy.

Orgy? I'll bring the girls and my dom gear!

I'm Eric Greitens' stylist, still naked and chained to the weight bench in the basement. I'd like to attend an orgy where I'm not the subject of blackmail.

I'm the guy selling customized "Camp Auschwitz" shirts

Damn, Condi, it'll be just like our "national security" meetings. Love ya, my Nubian princess!

Dubya will be the official portrait painter of the GQP orgy. He's so over those bathtub selfies and portraits of Barney the dog. And besides, Laura "Pickles" has the pool boy to keep her occupied.

See how Dubya captures the loving look of ecstasy on Miss Lindsey's face as Chuck Grassley sticks his limp noodle in her wilted, liver-spotted fartbox. They will forever hang that one in the front office of the RNC for all time! Reproductions to be given out to only the highest donors.

[quote]...sticks his limp noodle in her wilted, liver-spotted fartbox.

Liver-spotted amongst those ladybugs? Chuck doesn't mind, one supposes.

The fun girls.

Dinner for Sarah first.

This thread is why I can’t quit DL

R276 - dinner for schmucks!

🐞 🐞

I'm the guy with six inches who feels like John Holmes thanks to all the shriveled four-inch hardons republicans are doomed to sport.

r280, that's a lie. I'm an inch and a half

I'm Madison Cawthorne being rolled around like a helpless party favor.

I'm the Evangelical wing of the GOP pawing at the 16-year-old male WH pages.

r283, that's not an orgy that's just a regular day in the Senate

We be Kyle & judge as latex trans.

Who's bringing poppers?

I'm Jared. I have beelined out of there once Kimberly started twirling her pasties at my face.

^Jared, we have a 'Men and Boys Only' room in the back. No need to engage with fish. All the hot guys are here-Madison, Tom Cotton, Little Marco, myself, and many, many more. I tried to get the Vienna Boys Choir invited but they're all too old now.

You guys aren't turned off by my poz face, are you?

Can we get a women only section? Please, I don't want to see Chris Christie naked

Where's the VIP room?

Get that Tucker away from me. That ain't the kind of white pussy I am looking for.

I'm a hooker who looks a lot like AOC. There's a line of guys waiting to be pegged by me. They won't let me wash the dildo

American born people only! Immigrants make our orgies poorer and dirtier

I'm Dubya railing lines and muttering, "This shit is weird"

I'm Rafalca the dancing horse. I also fuck

I'm Bill O'Reilly loofahing the cum off the floor and drinking it.

I'm Sarah Palin. I brought my stripper heels

I'm Sarah Huckabee. I'm keeping an eye on things

I'm Mitch McConnell decomposing hands. You don't want to know what he's doing with me

McConnell and Jared Kushner see each other across the room and acknowledge each with a look...

They both have the same interest - finding innocent souls to take to the dark side...

The sad irony is that they're both looking for them at a REPUBLICAN orgy!

[quote]I'm Sarah Huckabee. I'm keeping an eye on things

Thank the lawd she won't be stripping.

I'm Ivanka. Don't pull my extensions and don't you dare call it a weave and don't you dare muss my chin implant. Also, don't cum on my face or Jared's. He had to get himself dedimpled after the 2018 MAGA Fuckfest. Ted Cruz's semen is green, sticky and smells like tonsil stones, guys!

I'm the all Kid Rock Ted Nugent playlist

I'm Ginni Thomas is anyone going to eat that last baby leg? No? Pass the mint jelly.

Mike, we are going to stay down stairs away from the rowdiness and the sinful drinking. Tonight we'll read passages from Leviticus and Romans. The Stones said they would be joining us shortly.

These orgies make billions for Pfizer and the other erectile dysfunction pharmaceutical companies.

Can you imagine how many tiny shriveled penises there are among this group of GOP raisins?

I'm the Brown Betty pubic hair dye. I'm fooling them as well as Rand Paul's wiglet

I'm Chief Justice John Roberts, and I'm bringing the gavel down on this distasteful display of wrinkled Republican flesh.

I'm Lindsay's ladybugs. Studded for your pleasure

Alabamians chatting:

"Mo, silly, that is not a conehead from France shown during the old days of Saturday Night Live," exclaimed Tommy Tuberville. "That's Rebekah Mercer and she is very rich."

I'm Kristy Swanson, wanna see my tits?

I'm the knockoff Waterford punch bowl filled with Gun Lube brand lube. I'm weirdly underused. These guys are all either prelubed or like going in dry as fuck

I'm Ben Shapiro. I used to get a lot more action at these things when I was 17 and looked 11. Now that I look 17, nobody's interested.

I’m lipstick for all you GOP pigs!

I'm Candace Owens. I'm assexual, but need advice on threesomes with my gay husband

I'm John Bolton. Any gal want a mustache ride?

I'm John Roberts, finally getting the dick I've been craving

I’m former senator Larry Craig and I have a new pair of tap shoes. If you need me, I’ll be in my office. The men’s room, stall two.

I'm Lyin' "Lucifer in the Flesh" Cancun Ted Cruz. While here,, I've got to get compromising photos of DeSantis and Hawley that will come in handy as I run for President in '24.

I'm the Manhattan Madam. This place needs a pro. Lindzey and Hope won't be enough for this crowd.

R17, that one was pretty good. You made me lol really loud.

I'm Satan. I own all these people's souls!

I'm Rudy Giuliani laid back with a few chocolate donuts around my pencil dick, giving Sarah Sanders a come hither look.

Some people refer to it asth a speth impediment...

But I prefer to think of mythelf as an "expert tongue thruster"

I'm Hope Hicks. Ready to steam your pants and your balls like dim sum

Again, I'm concerned. Nobody is talking to Tiffany but me.

Nestor isn't just handing out Cuban cigars.

I'm Jerry Falwell lm Wheel me in and stick a cat on my dick. I'm beyond fucking 5 year olds. But only because the white ones were getting harder to find. This Ukranian thing is promising tho

I'm Kayleigh McNinny, clipboard in hand, checking in orgy attendees at the door like Julie McCoy on the Love Boat.

"Let's see.....Tom Cotton? Ah, yes sir. You are downstairs in the fisting dungeon, second door on the right. Josh Hawley has already arrived and is waiting in the sling for you. Enjoy your time at the GOP orgy! Charo will be performing later in the Lido Room."

I'm Charlie Hesstart getting my salad tossed in jail. How am i the only one who got consequences? Ginni, leave that baby leg alone. At least use ranch dressing

Hey, remember me? I'll be bringing the drugs

^ Hey, remember me? I'm Don Jr. and I'll be hoovering most of the drugs before anyone else gets them

One day, someone is going to take Lindzebelle into space, and do it there.

I'm Charlie Kirk and my penis head is as weird looking as my head head

I'm Stephen Miller's cum drenched authentic Nazi officer's hat. I'm stained with spray on hair internally

I'm Ben Shapiro, voicing the lyrics to Wet Ass Pussy! No one wants to fuck me, not even Susan Collins.

I'm Kevin Sorbo. Can you call me Hercules when you cum?

I'm Bruce Willis where are the Seagrams Golden Wine Coolers and where am I?

Is there a Whites Only room? I'd like to go on the record as thoroughly supporting that.

^ We support that too, Candace!

Actually, Bruce, they tell me you're due on the set! I'm not sure they want you in just the jock strap, but honestly, I'm not sure they don't.

Movies, these days, jeez.

I’m the potluck buffet.

I'm Peter Thiel dressed in my SS Officer uniform

I’m Eric Trump. Nobody wants to fuck me.

Have Becki and Jerry Falwell shown up yet? It ain't an orgy until Becki's pulling a train.

I'm the key bumps. These keys come from a covert torture room in Gitmo!

I'm the nuclear football that will no longer be attending, so no more "guess the code" games ☹️

I'm Rafalca.

I'm Dick Cheney's scrotal edema. People are always disappointed that I'm the juices his dead heart and not his dead dick

I'm Mother Pence. I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see

I'm the designated driver who's here to take Matt Gaetz and Judge Jeanine home

I'm the hidden cameras. I'm piped directly to Putin and his generals. I'm the one piece of Russian military equipment that works. The secret is my satellite Spunknik. Elon Musk bankrolled it

Thanks Madison!

How do you like my ladybugs?

I’m Marjorie Greene’s penis

^ The biggest penis there by a mile

I'm all the hoggy bottoms in Foggy Bottom

48 moles around the ass, buttocks, and scrotum are a lot of ladybugs, and only a few of them are tiny.

Donnie's gossip to Ginni.

I'm Ron Johnson from Wisconsin my asshole is as pink as my lips. And yes, I do look like thr Flukeman from the X Files. Pet my pretty pink lips

I'm Roy Blount. I need to jam my dick down a pregnant woman's. I won't be happy until they're totally fucked

I'm Victoria Jackson. Hand me that cane and Bota Box and I'll do a handstand while I stick a Trump flag in my pussy

I'm John Ashcroft. For our savior's sake. Cover your breasts! I can't possibly cum into this Venezuelan child's mouth if I see adult breasts! Cover them all!

Caitlyn's coming. Who are the lesbians that will entertain her? They better be damn pretty.

I'm the pigs in a blanket aka Alex Jones and Tomi Lahren wrapped in a confederate flag

I'm Georgette Mosbacher, here to class the joint up a tad!

I'm Tom Cotton. I wish there was a dick as long as my freakish neck. Good thing Mitch has the Turtle nickname sewed up because I look like a genetic disorder. Too bad Cotton Fever is already taken as a name

I’m the coagulated, foul smelling, slowly rotting santorum splayed all over the bed sheets.

No, not that santorum, the other one!

So many from South Carolina: Ainsley Earhardt, Miss Lindz, Andre Bauer, Mick Mulvaney, Trey Gowdy, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, etc.

We're all the Tennessee Republicans. Humping kids is cool, as long as you eventually put a ring on their fingers

I'm Lauren Handy. I brought all 100 or so of the fetuses I have in storage

Easter is April 17th

[quote]Here comes Tom Cottontail Hoppin' down the bunny trail Hippity hoppin', Easter's on its way Bringin' every girl and boy Baskets full of Easter joy Things to make your Easter bright and gay He's got jelly beans for Tommy Colored eggs for sister Sarah There's an orchid for your mommy And an Easter bonnet too Oh, here comes Tom Cottontail Hoppin' down the bunny trail Hippity hoppity, happy Easter Day Here comes Tom Cottontail Hoppin' down the bunny trail Hippity hoppin', Easter's on its way Try to do the things you should Maybe if you're extra good He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way You'll wake up on Easter mornin' And you'll know that he was there When you find those chocolate bunnies That he's hiding everywhere Oh, here comes Tom Cottontail Hoppin' down the bunny trail Hippity hoppity, happy Easter Day Hippity hoppity, happy Easter Day

I'm Nikki Haley. Pour your sewage on me and and give me shovel to clean it. Call me an untouchable! But touch me in the butthole while you do. And give me some tobacco money while you do spit tobacco on me

Lindz & Gym

@R360 - I'm his OH! face and/or his dick pucker

^ Sorry, here it is

I'm Meghan McCain, and I even cite my talking points during sex

I'm Meghan's Nazi husband. Notice how the highblood pressure color of my cheeks complements the shade of the Texas governor's busted out o-ring. No, not his wheels

I'm the booze! Compliments of Cindy McCain!

I'm Liz Cheney. I'm better than this. So here, eat this bean dip out of my ass. Complimentary saltines around front. Tortillas are way too exotic

I'm Hope Hicks. I used the same highlighter and countour kit as Trump on my tits. Squint and you can see his face like the shroud of Turin

I only go by Nimrata at these GOP orgies. My dance of the seven veils striptease and ping pong ball act are a big hit among the attendees. In fact, Chuck Grassley lets me shoot the ping pong ball directly from my twat to his mouth.

Dang! Chuck Grassley is a big hit at these decadent gatherings. No wonder he refuses to retire.

Do I have the right address?

Caitlyn & Trey go out on the balcony alone and talk about their trans stuff. The are both Fox News commentators.

Retirement? Hell, death hasn't stopped some of us from showing up!

We are the wigs. We're numerous, and there are zero black church ladies here.

If we're doing ghosts, then I'm Ike and Mamie lamenting the fact that there are so few hot coloreds for the picking...er, coupling...er, quadrupling... er,.......

I'm Marsha Blackburn, jealous of Mamie's awesome hair

I'm the ghost of Mary Todd Lincoln. Why I never in all my life!

[quote]I'm the ghost of Mary Todd Lincoln. Why I never in all my life!

And ya never will, bitch!

I KNOW Ms Lincoln ain't tryna front! Like she don't know...

That's Cornyn again howling at the moon. He gets that way when he knows I'm coming but will be fashionably late.

I love to "neck" first.

Free weekend & holiday extravaganzas to Mar-a-Lago & be with "dad-dee". Junkets to the Middle East and be called His Highness. Daily appearances on Fox. Getting shit-faced drunk. Hissy-fitting on camera. Gentlemen-a-calling. Escorts abound. Sleep to noon. Then Tweet.

I’m Marjorie Taylor Green in a sexy SS Officer costume crooning “Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß auf Trumpy eingestellt.”

I'm Majorie Taylor Green and I brought the Gestapo soup and some pipe bomb dildoes

I'm the naked human pyramid.

I'm Jeff Gannon. Who's getting pissed on?

I'm Karl Rove. You're about to see why W called me the turdblossom

I'm the palatable disappointment that there aren't more Dominican boys and bowls of oxycontin. Rush is truly missed

Cottontail

I'm John Cornyn. I not only married by turtle, but I'm gonna do a live floor show where I fuck it

That tiny 🍊 hand fully reaches into my lady 🐈. It is 🎆.

The Russian pee pee girls are bored unless Tangerine Musolini shows.

This orgy wants the Texas pee pee dudes.

I'm John Ashcroft. Watch my eagle soar!

I'm the stage show with a Russian rich woman slowly and alluringly cutting up her Chanel handbag while Tucker, Matt, and Don Jr. drool and fap furiously.

R406, I'm Larry Craig. Can we do a Singing Senators reunion before we blow each other?

I'm Al Franken. Why the fuck did I resign again?

I'm guest bartender Susan Collins, shaking slushy margaritas for the orgy participants.

I'm Tucker Swanson Carlson, I brought the fish sticks

And you can wipe that stupid concerned look off your face, Susan. Yeah, everyone's drunk. Stop worrying about it, for fucks sake, and just keep pouring.

I'm Elsie Stefanik. I'm ambitious and would not miss this.

"That's shocking!"

Senator Lankford, not you? You're a preacher!

I'm Melania laying spread eagles next to the ATM machine she had installed for the occasion.

"All de mans will love to pay for to fuck des poosey. 5,000 dollars of de American monies, but with six dey gets de boom-boom in de back room."

Miss Marsha pauses to tweet. She receives replies.

It was a Republican orgy against NATO when 63 Republicans voted against support for NATO.

It's an orgy r417. I don't know why you are worrying about that right now. All I'm worried about is that nobody muss up my hair!

R418, all the worst ones, too - Gaetz, Boebert, Greene, Cathorn, Gohmert.....

I'm Tucker Carlson. ...WHY IS THE HOOKER I ORDERED TO BE DRESSED AS THE GREEN M&M NOT WEARING A GREEN STRAP ON! HOW HARD IS A GREEN STRAP ON TO FIND? THE FLESH TONE TAKES ME RIGHT OUT!

Marge gets eviscerated

I'm Sarah Palin! Why isn't anyone paying attention to me!?! Look at my Gucci suit. John McCain bought me this suit! It was my idea to put in the titty panels

I'm Newt Gingrich. I learned some new tricks from those Italian whores. None of you have cancer or MS, do you? I don't want any olds, fats, cancers or MSs. It's right there in the New York Times. You healthy and young? Come suck my dick and my daughters youth softball game. It's my fetish

Hey, it's the ghost of Rush Limbaugh! Who brought the Dominican kids and the hillbilly heroin?

But he's my daddy too!

I'm the Republicans laughing because they know no Democrat will ever have the balls to make hay out of this

I'm Russian troll farmer. My English not so good so when I'm not doing laugh reacts on Stacy Abrams Georgia USA facebook posts. I come to orgies and pretend I'm gay for Gym Jordan

Um, could the more problematic, more, um, ethnic people move toward the main hall. The back rooms are reserved for the, well, "pure" is my word du jour.

Am looking.

Moo Moo Baby

I’m the stash of cyanide pills in case the orgy is invaded by democrats.

I'm Laura Ingram and I got up to my elbow in Ted Cruz's ass with my Nazi salute before he sprayed my face with diarhea. Seig fail!

Congratulations to Caitlyn!!!

She wins the wet t-shirt contest. 🏆

She beat runners-up: Joni, Marsha, Marjorie, & Josh.

Judges Grassley & McConnell were very fair.

I'm the cum that gets trapped in MTGs crepey chest skin. Does she sleep in a tanning bed?

I already infiltrate NRA and fuck fat Republican. NOW I have to attend orgy and fuck more fat Republicans? I am loyal to Vladimir Putin and Mother Russia but this is almost too much.

Sarah instructs the attending interns on how to do the electric slide.

I'm the flair on Sheriff Dave Clarke's bondage suit. I rub against Sheriff Joe as he uselessly humps his flaccid dick against me. Look closely, one of me is a Brownie pin taken off of a dead 6 year old.

I'm Marky Mark's 3rd nipple. I'm the star tonight. Really drag attention away from the fact that it's painfully obvious his dick in Boogie Nights was fake. Any one eyed gooks wanna fuck, that's his fetish and I'm prone to chafing

Some in the crowd are a bit restless and reluctant about supporting DJT going forward.

No worries. I've invited Chuck Todd and Maggie Haberman to attend and "normalize" Trump. Maureen Dowd will be here too, to blame all our problems on Hillary.

I'm Benghazi, the appropriately named ladyboi! There's a long train of Republicans in Hillary masks waiting to fuck me!

We have the very best music!

^ Love it

I like it when Linsey comes as Maleficent, it's so him...

^ *Lindsey*, whatever 🙄

Lindz is probably crying and rocking back and forth now that KBJ is on the Supreme Court

I'm Mike Pillow. Wilt Chamberlain had a waterbed room, well I have a My Pillow room! Just don't rest a hot crack pipe one them. They're flammable!

I'm Sonny Perdue laughing my ass off at Gunowner Kemp. Do you know how many times Donald completely fucked him? A lot and that's not counting tonight!

If only the beehive hairdo came back into fashion, I would feel complete.

I'm Herschel Walker. I won't participate in debates, but I'll orgy all night. Both my personalities

I'm Rupert Murdoch, I've brought a hidden camera crew. Jerry is in the Turks and Caicos. At our island

I'm the roller ♿ race between Maddy & Greg. The winner gets to be on the bottom of the orgy pile.

I'm the former Mrs. Cawthorn, quietly hooking up with a CrossFit stud well away from the hurly-burly of politics and coke-fueled orgies.

I'm NOT Ruben Verastigui....

JUST IN: Former Trump aide, RNC operative, and “pro-life” activist Ruben Verastigui has just been sentenced to 12+ years in prison for child porn. He posted about how the sexual abuse of babies is his “absolute favorite.”

^ Does he have 110 fetuses stashed in his house?

I'm Dee Plorable! The Republicans don't have drug fueled orgies, its those baby-eating Demoturds that have them.

I'm Milo Y.

I loudly everyone that never asked that I'm into black dudes — so they'll be distracted by my fetal-alchohol eyes

Milo, we'll be sure to find some sexy ladies for you since you're totally straight now, right?

^I'm a sexy lady, but he is not my type with the primpy femininity.

Footware News:

Blossoming Tiffany misses some of these. Here she is at the Formula One Races in UAE.

^ Poor Tiff, just can't seem to land her billionaire fiancee 😢

I imagine a Republican orgy would require cocaine to make it bearable.

^ A steady heroin drip couldn't make a Republican orgy bearable

Not sure about require, but damn, it sure helps r462

I doubt a GQP orgy would be thrilling to watch.

the best is yet to CUM-DUMP!

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Orgies by Mitch

They need a name.

I'm the Russian crabs crawling all over everything...and breeding in Marsha Blackburn's tangled bouffant

parasites are the symbol of the modern GOP

"You thought I gave you all those Russian rubles, because I am nice guy, huh?"

I'm Josh Hawley, sliiiiiide down my forehead, down my Muppet nose and into my waiting mouth, but just like Rudy's hair dye, my Guy Smiley face is Just for Men.

I'm the DJ! I'll be playing those well-known conservative anthems "Fortunate Son" and "Born in the USA" plus that fun tribute to Christian, heterosexual values "YMCA"

I'm Kristy Noem, making my entrance naked from the waist down, my beef curtains splayed out over the saddle, of my Harley-Davidson. I am Republican Woman, Hear me REV!

I'm Joe Manchin and Krysten Sinema. We'll go ass to ass for an extra 20 bucks.

R472 Don’t forget “Gloria!” That’s my jam!

A bunch of Millers are present. But no Tim Miller. He's gay & cute, but a never-Trumper so Mitch & Kevin didn't invite him.

"No more invitations to Lindzebelle aboard my yacht unless she is closely monitored. She with her gentleman callers almost capsized my boat with the immense rocking."

I'm Cindy McCain. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail?

"Damn it, Cait. Leave Kile alone!"

I’m Dawson and I’m outta here, because even I have limits when it comes to really kinky sex.

I still have my contacts and can procure the underage girls for the orgy. Call me, Representative Gaetz.

Dawson, step aside. Now it's Lindsey's turn for a 50 load weekend!

Hey, it's Roy Moore. Why didn't anyone bring some younger ladies? You think I want old hags like Sarah Palin?

"Kevin, I got word the big guy is making a surprise visit. He must be entertained and pleased. I found three seasoned pee pee girls, though at this hour the pickins' are slim."

Most of the cocaine is gone now. Thanks, Kim and Donnie!

There's a shit ton more on the way thanks again to Mitch

I'm all the small penises in the room.

I'm the line out the door to the Kimberly Guilfoyle Gang-Bang Room.

Hey, if anyone needs a 50 load weekend, it's me! Forget covid, my taco stand's been on lockdown for decades, Marcus!

I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene's testosterone level.

I am the ghastly sound of everything happening.

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I'm Allen West! My Kid 'N Play haircut is a big hit with the orgy gals!

I'm Cpl. Matt Sanchez who does Kirstin Bjorn movies. And Ann Coulter is stroking her horse-face cock while I spoon pure Bolivian marching powered into my booty-bump ass shot.

I'm JEFF GANNON!

And I am taking DP-loads from Dick Cheney and Dubya, who kisses like he really means it.

I'm MIKE JONES.

I'm slurping up the Santorum dripping from Ted Haggart's prolapsed hole.

I'm the guys getting Jeff Gannon drunk to find out which big shots he was fucking

Will money be raised in behalf of aborted fetuses?

Why ask, when you can just watch r498?

Oh, it's my turn!

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^ He's a fan of "traditional marriage"

Well, it is pretty traditional, r502

I'm Miss Lindz on a break from the sling...

Singing "Never Been to Me" to some of my fans (Russian mobsters)

De'Joy brought his favorite mail carrier.

We want to see Rep. Guthrie invite the two most famous celebrities of his Kentucky district.

I will be attending the young women's prayer seminar! (that is, once I'm out on parole) Wear something tight girls!

Can we procure some 4-year-olds for Josh?

Take that silly mask off. We know you are the Governor of Florida.

I'm the "Putting American Family Values First Again" Bill awaiting Senator Graham's signature. I'm currently being used as a face rest, while a Black thug hustler named Ja'Quise has Ms. Graham bent over her desk and is fucking her absolutely silly with his 12" cock!

Dr. Oz

I’m the leaked footage.

I'm Dr Oz, advising Lindsey to consume more protein in the form of jizz

I'm Dr. Phil. Don't listen to that quack Dr. Oz! I got your hot beef injection right over here.

I'm Stacey Dash! I was the black girl conservative you Republicans wanted to fuck LONG before Candace Owens entered the scene. I'm available to orgy!

I'm Senator Joni Ernst. I'm here with my granpa's leather satchel full of tools, ready for gung-ho castration "play." It can be fantasy or, to the extreme, actual.

I'm Senator Ron Johnson of the great state of Wisconsin. I'm here for a fact-finding tour. I'm pretty sure anyl beads are jewelry, poppers are made from those Mex chillys, and sounding is what they do on Navy subs.

I'm super-MAGA Mr. Biggs. Krysten has praised me. What a gal!

I'm Liz Cheney, disinvited from the orgy because I won't suck on Trump's mushroom cocklet.

We're the Texas delegation. We've brought aborted fetuses from the poor.

Absolutely, Liz Cheney, your orgy privileges have been revoked!

Adam Kinzinger on the other hand ... well, we ain't blind!

I'm Cait giving Trey tips on the best way to trans.

I'm Tom Cotton letting Madison Cawthorn sit on my face.

Oh, my! I thought all this time Lady G was actually Lady Gaga.

Where's Vince Vaughn? Somebody said Vince Vaughn'd be here!

I’m Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Quit trying to roll me in flour and look for a wet spot

Y’all can just pick a flap, it don’t have to be a hole

Meadows on the cell phone:

"Rudy, I told you the orgy would be here at Four Seasons Tits and Dicks Landing clubhouse; not Four Seasons Total Landscaping. You and Sidney didn't listen good enough."

I'm Madison Cawthorn stomping out on my elbows because that asshole Aaron Cockgobbler tossed me from my wheelchair, cut a big hole in the seat, and immediately began using it as a portable rim chair!

I brought my handmade towel pins to hand out to each attendee. The inscriptions say: Leviticus 20:10.

I'm Melissa Carrone's affadavids. You Republican orgy goers KNOW you want me and my stinky pussy lips and big hair.

P.S. Rudy farted in my general direction, so I may have covid! Bonus points for you pervs.

"Jorge, run back to shop and bring more food. We need more tacos, burritos, enchiladas, lobster dainties, cheese cubes, tortillas and dip. Señor Barr is eating up near everything. More 'plata' for us. RNC get bigger bill."

The GOP orgies of olden days were more classy.

Yes, r534, I miss the old times.

^ Stop posting pics of my dearly departed gentleman caller, Mr. John McCain! Y'all are making me cry

^ No matter how dirty Miss Linz' hungry stretched out hole gets...

she always has a nice clean pressed handkerchief and her smelling salts

Here to wrestle with 'Gym'.

I'm Rudy Giuliani's spit, flying on everyone

I'm the fistfight that breaks out among Josh Hawley, Miss Lindsey, and Tom Cotton over sharing the double-headed dildo. They're all greedy bottoms who don't want to share.

^Actually it is a slap fight

I’m Ilsa, the doorbitch. Aryan penises only!

Does mine count, Ilsa?

I loved teasing her hair!

Let's be the assumption Maddison has the list.

I read where making their orgies wheelchair accessible is the most progressive thing conservatives have done…

Will be a dignitary arriving at the southern weekend location near the shore.

I'm Kellyanne Conway, not here to participate in the orgy. I'm looking for that ungrateful little bitch daughter of mine, Claudia. She came here so she could get impregnated by Tim Scott and have a black baby. I should've aborted that little bitch! How dare she try and embarrass me!

I'm Aaron Schock. Guys, you'll have to swipe your credit cards through that reader installed on my ass. No pay, no play!

Hi! I'm Candace Owens!! You can fuck me and, as a bonus, talk dirty racist and sexist verbal abuse to me while you're doing it. But there is an upfront fee: $100,000 for 10 minutes.

Hi, I'm Cancun Rafael Lyin' Ted Lucifer in the Flesh Boogers Eating Cruz. I'm running for President.

That's all.

Almost to 600 people. Let's keep this going. #GOPFamilyValues

Greetings! I’m the Falwell Family Pool Boy! Ladies, always extra if you want your husband to watch and/or join.

Mind you, MAGA Marsha is not the only Tennessee Senator. Bill Hagerty & Trump:

Would Maddy be jealous of Matty?

These politicians are competitive for attention.

Matty & son:

Hola! We are Isabel y Guadeloupe! Senor Cruz, a nice Cuban man and Senor Abbott told us we work these, org… no “parties” or we get deported. They let us live in the basement of this grande casa even when there is no one here! All we have to do is cook, clean up and carry plates of food around. Senor Hawley calls a girl named Lindsey, “Mi Gordita”. We even met a chico named Nestor, he belongs too… no… is novia…ermmm… nono Senor Gaytez calls him “mi hijo”.

Oh no! Senora Marsha is coming, she’s going to want her hair combed… It’s a, how you say, thankless task?

Hi !!!

I hope all the men there are as manly as me!

Beavis & Butthead Cornholio

Don't forget the lobbyists.

This has me concerned.

[quote]On the other hand, the man the Internet nicknamed “Vitter the Shitter” should be grateful that the Edwards ad didn’t mention that whole diaper fetish thing...

Who is bringing the adult-sized pampers for David?

^R562. Ron Johnson? Just a guess.

I think I can spare one or two.

Am the wide-screen television in the living room broadcasting Lindell TV2.

I await the handsome gentleman with nice suits and ties.

^gentlemen

"I'm here to see Sidney."

[quote] Who is bringing the adult-sized pampers for David?

I know all the best places to buy adult diapers on sale. My boss goes through cases of them during a week. And he's really cheap.

Perhaps Miss Ladybelle Gē has not taken enough precaution at all these GQP orgies?

Can we hold this thing at a luxury resort? No Motel 8, please

I’m Diamond’s wig. No silicone-based lube, please, you’ll melt and clump me

Stylish ladies travel with a extra pastiche for unexpected occasions.

This one is affectionately nicknamed: 'The Tennessean Book Burner'.

I'm the MAGAts celebrating Easter in the holiest way possible....a poolside orgy at Mar-a-Lago

I'm Tucker Carlson. I'm only allowing macho, manly men like me at this orgy!

R575 Tucker, I will lead off the orgy with my macho man dance! The crowd loves it!

Tease, Tease, Tease

No, Feather, Feather, Feather

What's Miss Marsha to do with that wig?

#34 was so sweet. Afterwards he left me a vintage T-shirt.

I’m the group breaking away to hold a seance to raise Ronald Reagan from the dead.

^ What's a fuck party without jelly-bean anal beads?

I'm Tucker's ball-tanning session with all the fellows!

Khris Kristie getting in the mood.

I'm insurrectionist gay porn star Sergeant Miles! Senators Josh Hawley, Tom Cotton, and Lindsey Graham have posted my bail, provided that I top them at the orgy.

R583, can we get him to compete in a wet t-shirt contest with Kim Guilfoyle?

We'll meet again for dinner as the start. Next time in Mar-a-Lago. The Trump D.C. Hotel won't work anymore.

Miss Marsha shares a verse during a break.

Rendering Chuck discipline.

Who's bringing the testicle tanning stuff?

You gays are just jealous!

Hot Cotton

This is not a straight guy pose.

Oh my. I had no idea there was so much evidence into his gayhood. Gurrrrrrrrrl. All this time I thought it was merely DL fodder.

I’m Lindsey Graham riding the exhumed corpse of Ronald Reagan. His micro peen fell off years ago, so we just lay Ronnie on the floor, put a BAM black dildo in it’s place and let everyone go to town on it. Candace Owens only seems to want to ride the face though.

I'm bringing my tanning bed so you guys can roast your nuts! I don't need to, since my testosterone is HUUUUGE

Pick some soft & fluffy Arkansas Cotton.

Bitch, shut up! I was looking for bars to meet hot chicks and I wandered into J.R's accidentally!

Oh, Tucker. This is not how you tan your balls.

Where there's smoke,........

OP, you did a fun thread.