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Charlotte: I could earn my own living, Mother. I’ve often thought about it. I give good head from what I’ve been told. I could go into business.

Mother: You may think that’s very funny but I think you’re sucking air up your ass.

Charlotte: I don’t think I am. I’m not afraid to turn tricks for a living, Mother. I’m not afraid of doing anal either

Why does Charlotte look nothing like her Mother?

Mother: Charlotte, where did you get that dress?

Charlotte: Lisa and I shoplifted it in New York today.

Mother: It’s outrageous. It makes you look like a retard. Take it off so I can rub my prune-pussy on it.

Tina: What shall I call you?

Charlottes: Well, let’s see... You can call me Carlotta, Charlie or a name I was once called - cunt.

Tina: Oh, I like that one! I’ll call you cunt!

Charlotte take off that dress so I can rub my pussy on it!

Who thinks any of those are funny?

Crazy to think the film is 80 years old now.

Jerry take off your clothes. I must see how big your cock is before you leave on the train. Your daughter is ugly and a pain in my ass!

Wow...it's almost an antique.

Fun fact, the Rio restaurant scene was filmed in Laguna Beach and the restaurant is still there.

It should have been Traveller and not Voyager in french.

Warners were determined to typecast poor Gladys.

R6 it’s fucking hilarious!

Gladys Cooper is playing a Boston matron. Why does she sound like she's from Tunbridge Wells?

The mother was quite beautiful when she was young.

Where's Dora? I want Dora.

I want my ass rubbed , my piss pad fixed and another cup of hooch.

- Which first, Queen Elizabeth? - Ass rubbed.

Mmm. That's good. Don't stop.

You're a good girl, Dora.

A good, devoted girl.

You wouldn't stick your nose up my ass, would you, Dora?

You're talking absolute horseshit.

I did it! I did it! Oh Jerry where are you now?

Tina, bring me the axe!

Why, when Tina said she fantasized about pissing on on me, Well, it was like a goddamned nightmare... Like I want your child to piss on me, that would be like a fucking mule pissing on me. I did allow myself to indulge in the fantasy, that both of us were beating the shit out of her. I know what's best for her, and beating her ass would actually make her seem like our child after a while

I thought this thread was titled “New Voyager,” and I was about to cream my away-team costume.

Is this about Star Trek?

These comments aren't funny.

The man in this movie.

He looks as weirdly effeminate as Franchot Tone. And that name "Hen-reed". No, thank you!

R23 must be as ancient as I am: no one remembers Franchot Tone apart from us.

I always thought Henreid was hot, but Tone was not....

Henreid, Davis, John Loder

[quote] Franchot Tone

Why didn't Warners change his name to 'Tony Franco'?

Wow this movie has child molestation and lesbianism in it

Joan Crawford, always a stickler for cleanliness, used to clean Franchot's cock when he came home after he had cum in Clark Gable's mouth.

The divine Ingrid had to choose between the geriatric 'Humpy' and the weirdly effeminate 'Henny'.

The correct title is: “Now, Voyager”

No comma = FAIL

Paul Henreid was born Paul Georg Julius Freiherr von Hernreid Ritter von Wasel-Waldingau

I used to have this sheet music...

Tina would you eat my pussy?

Fuck dude OP, you missed the comma. You are benched for the season, bitch.

Bury ur face in my ass

[quote] Paul Georg Julius Freiherr von Hernreid Ritter von Wasel-Waldingau

Well, he needs to change it.

The name "Hen" just reminds me of his quivering, weak jawline.

Best review/analysis on YouTube:

Da end

It's on again starting now.

R22 you old dried up colostomy bag.

Tina: What shall I call you?

Charlottes: Well, let’s see... You can call me Carlotta, Charlie or a name I was once called - cunt.

Tina: Oh, I like that one! I’ll call you cunt!

Charlotte: Tina, how would you like to go camping? Just the two of us?

Tina: Are you a lesbian?

Charlotte: No, but I do enjoy young, fresh, tender beaver,

Tina: That’s exactly what I was hoping you’d say! Let’s hurry up and go! I ain’t ever had my box eaten before and I can’t wait!

Dr Jacowitz: Camping is very good for psychotics like you two. I hope you engage in hole bumping while lying on the ground, underneath all of those stars. When you return you can tell Jerry and I all about it.

Mother: Charlotte, take off that dress. I want to see if you shave your cunt.

Charlotte: Mother, I told you I’ve changed. I no longer wish to have a hairy snatch. Men want women with a bald pussy. You’re just going to have to accept that, mother.

Mother: (gripping her chest)

Charlotte: What’s wrong, mother? Faking another heart attack? You can dry up for all I care. I’m going to keep my pussy bald, mother. You can’t stop me!

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Michfest remake: "I'm telling you NOW, Voyager, so I don't have to tell you THEN, Voyager."

Dora!

You rang your highness?

Rub my wollybooger!

You can’t stop me from sucking strange cock!

I have never seen the whole film but that ending scene is something else.

If only Bette Davis had starred in "Star Trek: Voyager."

"MISSS-tah Tu-vokkk, you may FI-YAHH photon torpedoes hwwwhen READY!"

He said that the others were like silly schoolgirls compared to my lovemaking!