Is Joe Jonas queer?

No. But he is gay.

How many times do I have to tell you? Kevin and Nick are the gay ones.

R2 yep happy couple in private those two!

Who is the one on the right at R3?

I thought the youngest was?

R4 that’s Frankie, the youngest one, who isn’t in the band or really famous.

Thanks, R6.

Oh honey, no. He's married to Sophie Tucker. Not Turner.

Are the Jonai white?

Well Sophie Turner claimed to be pansexual in the past…so maybe?

Define 'queer'.

Aren't Joe and Sophie swingers? And if they aren't, could they be convinced to be?

Joe is the least attractive. And not that it would effect my life anyway...but I'd prefer one of the other two come out, if it were going to happen. I STILL think Kevin is gay, regardless of his having a wife and family. Gay, and adorable.

Only on DL would this be considered “the least attractive”… especially compared to the other two/three.

I’ve posted this on here before: I used to see Joe Jonas walking around Soho in Manhattan with his Mom and another boy who looked like his boyfriend.

He’s not that tall, very handsome in real life and deff was checking me out. I deff got a gay vibe off of him.

R12 look for either of them wearing a black ring on their right hand. Or a pampas growing in their garden at home. Or pink/purple knomes on their front step.

R15 openly blatantly cruising while walking with his boyfriend & mother seems like a very Joe Jonas-esque thing to do. 8/10

[quote] "Only on DL would this be considered “the least attractive”… especially compared to the other two/three."

I just don't find him as attractive as the other two, R14.

Find it so funny that devout Xtian Midwestern cultist Papa Jonas ended up with three gay sons who work in the Devil’s business😅

The two who are renowned to be the hot ones - Nick and Joe - are in fact good looking. I know this doesn't land well with contrarians. They are not cookie cutter either as they have weird looks and oddly shaped bodies for former "heart throbs" , but there it is. They both could be cocksuckers, as could the homelier one. Or not cocksuckers. Who cares. They can all be QUEER of course because that term is open and meaningless and such bullshit.

He has some of the thickest eyebrows in the business. Like Dave Franco and Nick Hoult, pretty guys with thick brows are pretty much perfect to me.

Stopped reading at “queer.”

I thought they all vowed to remain chaste forever and traded wedding rings with each other to prove it?

He came to live with us Quairs in Merry England!!! the place where homosexuality was perfected!!!!!

so what does that say😔🦁 🦄

[quote] weird looks and oddly shaped bodies for former "heart throbs"

Weird and oddly shaped in what ways?

They are stout and thick. Teen Heart throbs were never that shape. Depending on how old you are, you might not know this. Heart throbs have even around since the 60s. Big in the 70s.

errata "have even around"

Remember - I said they are attractive. I am just claiming they somewhat broke the mould.

IMO this was Joe's high point.

R25 child-bearing hips on all of them.

Compare to slinky Sean Cassidy. Sean had a nice young mans body, good enough thighs, juicy butt, but overall slender. And GREAT PACKAGE. On display, because that is how we rolled in the 70s.

Joe these days is almost never photographed in public without his nails painted.

R23 That was the purity rings and only Kevin stuck to it. Nick and Joe both admitted to eventually having sex. Nick supposedly has some thing about not wanted his socks touched.

Is EVERYBODY queer???

You’ve got to give it to these people, stringing along a music career without any music.

He is not looking very good lately, I can’t quite put my finger on why or what it just might be.

I think all of the brothers are gay.

Three gay brothers? That sounds hot!

R35 Even the Bonus Jonas?

I think Joe is the cuter of the three but he does ping to high Heaven! I think him and Sophie have a consensual open marriage.

[quote]I think Joe is the cuter of the three.

That would be "the cutest of the three."

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They all look like over the hill lounge singers in ladies’ blouses.

I couldn't begin to figure out which one might be straight in R3's picture.

Sophie Turner is bisexual. It wouldn't surprise me if he is too.

[quote] Heart throbs have even around since the 60s. Big in the 70s

They've been around WAY before that. Since the '20's. Frank Sinatra started as a teen idol in the '40's. It hit its peak in the 50's with Baby Boomers.

Heartthrobs date as far back as the stage.

This is how you know modern gender ideology is fucked up. A man paints his nails and lip syncs so he *must* be “queer” because boys do “manly” stuff and this is “girly”. Thanks to all the cunts who have taken us back some 40 years!

Aging rapidly.

r15 I'd watch it about bringing up their heights. They are very sensitive about that. Nick got very pissy when this hunk he was cruising made a mild joke about his height.

They all look like they're about 5'4"

I'm sure we've had a thousand threads about this but here is the pic that r15 is probably referring to.

TMZ

More TMZ jerks

Joe & Sophie are both gay (whether they realize it or not).

Look at the evidence

I didn’t realize they were Tammy Cruise seized.

Ugh.

that look at the end

Joe Jonas takes Injectables

He's 30whateverthefuck years old and 5'2" and he's the spokesperson for injectables.

The average American is coping with inflation. The oligarch class is strangling everyone.

Joe Jonas wants you to use injectables to plump up your face.

The Revolution can't come fast enough.

And these 5'2" talentless monkey brothers will be first on the chopping block.

I thought he was married to Forrest Tucker.

I want more discussion about Joe Jonas!

Isn’t there any gossip about him being into guys or being in an open marriage with Sophie Turner?

He sure behaves like a gay guy.

Lets get to the important stuff: is his ass still phat?

I like that they don’t mind being photographed while their weight fluctuates. It definitely comes with being short and stocky. And Nick doesn’t mind his luscious ass falling over his shorts.

They’re all flaming 🔥💄🌷

The "wives" at 3:33.

I don't know about ass but those hips are still pear.

dayum

r65 don't be a moron

r66 post pics or get lost

Kevin always seemed the most flaming to me.

Bumping this thread because I love Joe and would love to fuck his mouth and bubble butt.

Joe always pinged to me. He was the most talkative and charismatic and was the face of the band. I thought he be the breakout star. Then Nick got his growth spurt and started dating Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus (don't feel like looking it up) and became more popular than Joe. But despite Nick's popularity, I never cared for him. His face isn't appealing to me. I felt bad for his diabetes diagnosis though.

I don't know much of their music besides that Burnin Up and Sucker song.

The young guy that Joe was with in r56 looks like his brother Nick - I really thought that was him at first. But then he checked out the guy's ass and the look on his face said it all.

To R59 -

Back before DNCE ("Cake by the Ocean"), he used to live in an apartment in WeHo..

There was a blind about a boyband member being spotted in gay bars in that town.

The answer was Joe.

They’re all gay as geese, especially the ugly one that had a reality show focused on his “family” life - disgusting, fake religious freaks.

Their father is so creepy and looks like a stereotypical kiddy touching youth pastor. He made them wear those purity rings while they were on tour. Fathers who are obsessed with their kids' virginity and sex lives are weird as hell.

Back when the Jonas Brothers were a big deal some fans thought Joe was dating French actor Martin Barlan. They are still friends and Martin went to Joe's wedding.

They're tiny little trolls.

R75, is Joe wearing foundation in that photo? Or is his face naturally that pretty?

R15 You deff need help

[quote] he checked out the guy's ass and the look on his face said it all.

Given the bunda on Joe and his bros, you wouldn’t think he’d be an ass man.

r56, Joe was definitely checking out that guy.

If Joe's solo album FASTLIFE (2011) had come out ten years earlier, it would have been a hit.

It's a vibey and sexy Britney-esque urban pop/R&B club record, perfect for Joe's beseeching, breathy come-hither voice. Just sadly too dated for its time.

There is ALWAYS a DL poster who asks “why” to the obvious. It’s like he just landed on the planet Earth and doesn’t have ANY frame of reference.

My favourite track from Fastlife is "See No More".

Wonder if it was the tour for FASTLIFE that also helped kill its momentum? The songs didn't sound good in outdoor live settings (they weren't really designed for that--it's club or car music), Joe's voice isn't ideal for stadiums and the like (he's not a hard rock anthem singer), and the production looked thrown together.

Joe's cute gay little choreo was adorable, though. He tried so hard and earnestly to sell it, and he did look sexy in an sloppy, hungover, overeager way. He's still a hundred times the frontman that his boring, uptight, controlling little brother Nick is. At least there's a flicker of emotion in Joe's voice.

^^From a Letterman appearance in 2011.

The sound is way better in a closed, smaller ambient setting, where Joe can sit down and belt.

Was Joe banging either of his two male backup singers?

Joe's performance is a flop at r84. The singing isn't satisfying, nor is the dancing. And the song is DOA.

Joe's issue was signing on Disney's Hollywood Records. They screwed over all of their artists especially once they're aging out. When Hilary Duff and Jesse McCartney tried going the adult route too, they got little promo and support as Disney mainly cares about their younger artists who can sell merchandise to tween girls. Joe's music was no different than what Timberlake, Bieber and Usher were putting and it sounded similar to McCartney's later work. But Disney wasn't going to push a 20 something guy doing R&B-pop especially when they just cancelled the Jonas TV show.

His moves are so subtly fluid, especially when the hand lightly hits the forehead to indicate hotness

[Quote]It's a vibey and sexy Britney-esque urban pop/R&B club record, perfect for Joe's beseeching, breathy come-hither voice.

Perhaps he should do duet with Elton John. That’s gone so well for her.

Remember when there were photos of him walking around West Hollywood years ago with another guy and they were walking a dog together as if they were a couple? I found it very strange when he married a woman.

Weren’t they from a religious family?

[quote] Weren’t they from a religious family?

Yes, so that's why they cannot be gay even though he and two of his brothers are.

R91 threw gay sons out of four😂the Xtian god is hilarious actually!!!

To my eyes, Joe looks like pro-wrestler Jimmy Jacobs.

You tell me

R94 I would love to be a fly-on-the-wall for a private conversation between the JoBros, just to see how much they all queen out when behind closed doors.

Well, Kevin doesn't usually bother to hide it from the cameras, anyway, but still it would be interesting to see if his brothers were also as camp as him in private.

It's questionable anal hygiene, R34.

Kevin is the faggiest one.

And when speaking of the Jonas' ethnicity: part Cherokee = black relative way up the line.

They're all hideous little midgets and have no talent. Amazing how the Hollywood machine can create stars out of literally anyone.

Is Joe a top or bottom?

He's versatile, like most guys his age. The strict top/strict bottom thing is from an older generation.

Alkie Watermelon

r100

Spoken like a "semi"

He may be gay, but he doesn't seem that queer to me.

....

I've never been able to tell them apart.

The gay one is married to Pryanka Chopra (sp?).

Another one is married to Sansa Stark and he is not gay (allegedly).

Then there's one who looks older and weirder, is his name Kevin? Anyway, I don't think anyone cares whether he's gay or straight. He's married, has a couple of kids.

Oh please r105! Joe Jonas is married to Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) who has gone on record as being bisexual. Joe pings to high heaven. Even with kids, I truly believe they serve as each other’s beards and have an open marriage.

Yeah, okay, whatever floats your boat, r106. I can't even tell them apart.

Everyone loves fat Joe better than muscular Jo

R10 What does her being pansexual has to do with her husband?

R106 Why would an openly bi woman need a beard? Are you touched in the head? Also, bi women mostly date men.

[quote] What does her being pansexual has to do with her husband?

What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers ever!?

The only difference between “gay”, and “Queer” is three cocktails.

R111 Okay?

for me it's just hetero and that's it!!

Uh oh… I hope he’s not planning on coming out as Jolene Jonas….

This is NOT a good sign…

He's not exactly queer...

He just prefers a full-body orgasm from having his bussy pounded by a big dick

Joe Jonas at the Vanity Fair Oscars after party.

[quote]Oh honey, no. He's married to Sophie Tucker. Not Turner.

John Lennon is on record as saying Sophie Tucker was his favorite group

Stopped reading at “queer

You're an insignificant person anyway, so there's that.

💉 🧑

Maybe

I frickin' hope so!

R121 & R122 are definitely promising. Very nice, indeed.