Can someone explain Marsha Blackburn's hair?!

Wig off a dead hooker.

She's the scarecrow that walks at midnight. Literally.

I think the answer is as simple as she's an aging beauty queen and thinks it's better to be laughed at then not thought of at all.

That is the backward rugburn freshly fucked thru a hedge backward look that was THOUGHT TO BE so cool in the last century.

I immediately thought of this unfortunate woman's hair. The big hair enthusiast/hairspray huffing enthusiast/diet guru/cult pastorOP died in a plane crash last year.

I think Wendy calls that beachy hair. I call it a bird's nest.

No OP. I can’t

Let her tell her story.

It's the unkempt wig she puts on backwards every morning, over her own unbrushed hair because she's going for that 80s rock video teased look.

She only has the one wig, so try to be nice about it.

Hello!

Messy, like a Troll doll...

Auntie Gay has cost herself the gay hairdressers and their allies. Thus, dry, dusty, dirty hair. For those that want to look like what the cat spat up.

It looks like she combs it with firecrackers.

It’s a fart cloud.

Styled by her nightly pitcher of martinis combined with suffocating self-loathing and religious brainwashing.

Marsha Blackburn Debuts New Hairstyle On Fox News:

It’s full of secrets!

This is worse.

This woman claims to be a professional.

It's demons Op, demons.

She can’t wear a silver fox dress like Sinema so this is how she gets attention.

Oh, hell. I tried to link to the photo of Sinema in that dress. I can’t find it anywhere else but on this person’s Twitter account

Could you imagine trying to drag a comb through that tangle of malodorous bedhead?

[quote] Can someone explain Marsha Blackburn's hair?!

Germaine Greer describes it as the 'Just-Raped Look'.

Post-cocaine orgy look.

I troll whoever is behind her Facebook page and they let me do it. She has bad handlers behind her socials on that end. I adore when she posts a Bible verse because I'll comment back with one in context which contradicts hers and sometimes condemns her to Hell because there is a lot of dark ass shit in the King James Bible. Fire. Brimstone. Her hairdo will be highly flammable in Hell.

Memphis, TN almost broke Facebook over her. Last September there was that with the 901 Day in Memphis. Their area code is 901 and it's all just innocent. Marsha wished Memphis a happy 901 Day and the vast majority of the city read her for filth on Facebook because it's a downright almost exclusively Democratic and Black city and I live there with the Missus you know so I'm cool with that. I went for broke and no one minded. Maybe my Facebook link will work with this, I'm not sure and am sorry if it doesn't work.

I can't think of a good one for her rode hard and put away wet hairdo. It's taken some time for me to cook something up and I'm willing to take suggestions.

Such a thing is my hobby. I will never meet her or want to and I don't wish her any remote personal harm but trolling her Facebook page once a week is a good stress reliever.

[quote] dark ass shit

An image wth which to conjure.

Fuck with the gays, and bad hair will be the first of your many troubles, Marsha.

If she gave some of here hair to Jada, then both would be better off, and I could be seen in public again.

R16 Is that the Orange Turd Trump’s hair ?

She obviously has no gay men in her life.

Before Phil Spector died, she asked "Can I have your stuff"?

Is she related to Boris Johnson?

She had her hair styled during an enormous electrical storm.

Her comb is the problem!

Marsha brushes her hair with a hand mixer.

[quote]She obviously has no gay men in her life.

Well, there is Miss Lindsey, little Marco Rubio, and a couple of dozen more closeted ones...

She was obviously giving Ron DeSantis a blumpkin

on a day when he was especially gassy

I have a friend whose birthing person had hair like this.

^ It is the role of GOP women to serve Men without thought to themselves

Now that her Russian oligarch money has dried up, a gal has to work hard for the money.

Look, if you had to be at multiple fundraisers and appear on the Senate floor at the same time...

you would hire some drag queens to impersonate you too!

Never mind her hair.

This CUNT is America's most vocal defender of the practice of "horse soring" as something she claims is Tennessee heritage. The savage practice involves maiming a horse's feet to cause it nearly constant pain while walking, so as to alter the horse's gait into something more flamboyant and elegant.

They'll spray acid or kerosene onto a horse's lower legs and wrap it tight until the chemical soaks into the tissue causing long-term burns. They'll hammer nails into the horse's feet so it they can barely bear any weight without pain. They'll grind down the horse's hooves until raw tissue is exposed - Imagine sanding off the bottoms of your feet until raw pink flesh was exposed, then being told to walk on that for the rest of your life.

This practice has been banned since 1970, but Tennessee still hosts numerous events every year where sored horses are exhibited for fun and profit. And whenever the issue comes up for tighter regulation in Washington, Marsha steps in to protect the abusers.

[quote] She obviously has no gay men in her life.

It's not a question of quantity but rather that not all gays are created equal

Blackburn had a Nooner, and pulled herself together the best she could.

This is her son….👃🍪🍪🍪🍪

May we suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?

Oy! Her son is bow-tied cookie sniffer. Gurl!!

There's something about Marsha.

Spring is here and, like the rental/housing market everywhere, rats' nests are hard to come by.

Make your money, Marsha!

She looks like a madcap and saucy French teacher at an all boys private school.

[quote] This CUNT is America's most vocal defender of the practice of "horse soring" as something she claims is Tennessee heritage. The savage practice involves maiming a horse's feet to cause it nearly constant pain while walking, so as to alter the horse's gait into something more flamboyant and elegant.

This is horrific, R42.

Marsha Blackburn is a hideous soul/sole.

Perhaps someone could do to her feet what she does to those of horses.

Never heard of the practice (and lived in TN some time ago), but this is just another act of barbarism.

This lady needs to GO. People in Tennessee, please....please do something.....anything to get rid of this woman.

Someone should set her hair on fire the heat it would generate would melt her entire empty, and evil head. Lol

R45 that link!

“Chad is not popular like his sister Mary.“

Chad is a Mary.

Is she intentionally throwing the white power hand gesture as she poses gotcha questions to the Black Secretary of Defense?

[quote] The savage practice involves maiming a horse's feet to cause it nearly constant pain while walking, so as to alter the horse's gait into something more flamboyant and elegant.

Is that like maiming Sarah Jessica Parker's feet to cause it nearly constant pain while walking in Manolo Blahnik's ankle-breakers?

This person is unfit to be a United States senator. She has the maturity of a 12 year old and obviously doesn’t care to represent the black residents of Tennessee (or anyone but her moneyed masters). She’s scum and she represents the depravity of the residents of the garbage state of Tennessee. Sending animals like her is why the United States is rapidly becoming a right wing toilet.

Her hair in OP's photo reminds me of Taylor Dayne in the 'Tell It To My Heart' video.

^^^^ OOPS screwed up the link

She thinks she's at the 1967 country music awards and she's hoping to get fucked by Elvis.

Swamp-bed Head

She stylish, she fine. She's also an idiot. The outer reflects the inner?

Marsha Blackburn is a nappy-headed ho.

She got gang-banged by a pack of n-----s!

Consensually, of course.

She and her ratty koren wig hair are full blown maga on twitter.

She is one second from calling for the public stoning of Hilary Clinton

I’m trying to tell if she’s a drunk or a pill popper. She has slid off the rails since the Covid lockdown period. She hasn’t been normal since. Not that she was ever normal.

She’s basically a bag lady at this point.

I think she’s been going for a sultry, bed head look but the execution is not there.

That southern humidity is a killer.

1963 Calling. I'd like my teasing comb back, please!

She looks like she blowdries it in a cotton candy machine

That’s white trashy Southern housewife hair. She’s pandering.

Pander?

Marsha?!?

You know her house is a wreck and her shoes are always scuffed. Her car has wrappers on the floor and empty water bottles rolling around. Hot mess.

Are you kidding, R73? She has been named as one of the most corrupt politicians in the country, her husband is an outright thief and her state has made it a felony to be homeless--she probably has a whole colony of "live-in helpers" (formerly known as indentured servants) to clean all of that.

Besides, she does have a BS in Home Ec, you know!

R74 Thanks for the info. I was going off her ratty hair and didn't know much about her. Hilarious about the Home Ec BS.

-R73

Does it get washed? I bet there's roaches nesting in there.

Let's hope her hair gets raided by the FBI.

Methinks something is amiss--she's pushing this antiestablishmentism too hard.

disgruntled cat

stupid cunt is trying to emulate the girls in her home ec class or the young ladies in a beauty pageant she just judged as those are LITERALLY the only jobs she is educated and qualified enough to do, miss I have a degree in home ec and now i'm qualified to be a senator representing a entire state's population!..

R42.. I had no idea this horrific evil animal abuse existed! thank you for educating us! Please let karma be real in regards to that thing called "blackburn"...

Whitesnake Grandma

"christian" women all look like dried up old hookers

An extension of her brain.

She isn't aging well, is an asshole, and her hair is trying to escape. It's embarrassed to be on her head and is screaming in protest.

One of the most corrupt legislators to go to Washington.

Then she has the audacity to tweet out biblical verses. She also tweets vicious attacks, often seen as lies.

Shame on Tennessee for electing this character.

literal troll

[quote]Can someone explain Marsha Blackburn's hair?

I guess it is just one of god's gifts to this great country, the U.S.A.!

She’s fond of MAGA extremism and has a trail of financial shenanigans. Bottom 5 Senator.