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La Belle Cockgobbler attached at the hip to Nick Topel now

Are they both outcall massage together or something?

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by Anonymousreply 549April 16, 2022 3:44 PM


What a bunch of douchenozzles 😜

by Anonymousreply 1March 24, 2022 6:35 PM

Does Topel escort too?

by Anonymousreply 2March 24, 2022 6:35 PM

god........he is beginning to look really old.........

by Anonymousreply 3March 24, 2022 6:36 PM

Once he left Congress, he really just ran with what the rumors had been. "I'm not a public figure any more, let's GO!"

by Anonymousreply 4March 24, 2022 6:36 PM

I honestly think that can be the only thing they have in common… escorting

by Anonymousreply 5March 24, 2022 6:37 PM

middle-agers trying to keep up with 20 somethings is the most tragic thing in our world................

by Anonymousreply 6March 24, 2022 6:38 PM

The Gobbler looks like someone's embarrassing grandfather. Put a shirt on Gramps!

by Anonymousreply 7March 24, 2022 6:39 PM

[quote]I honestly think that can be the only thing they have in common… escorting

And shortness. I ran into Schock and he's wee. Like MAYBE 5'6.

by Anonymousreply 8March 24, 2022 6:39 PM

What a pointless existence. Oh well, at least he can't do any more damage in Congress.

by Anonymousreply 9March 24, 2022 6:40 PM

I wonder what both guys charge? Only super wealthy clients?

by Anonymousreply 10March 24, 2022 6:43 PM

Sissy Schock looks grizzled now. Too much tanning and too many drugs.

She needs to get her ass to Palm Springs and find some rich old queen, she’s about to hit her expiration date.

by Anonymousreply 11March 24, 2022 6:47 PM

r11 Doesn't Richard Chamberlain live there? Would he be rich enough for Schock?

by Anonymousreply 12March 24, 2022 6:50 PM

I'm not sure Topel is so young. I would guess early 30s. Which, in DL years, is ancient.

by Anonymousreply 13March 24, 2022 7:17 PM

From bigot to slut in 10 seconds flat.

by Anonymousreply 14March 24, 2022 7:21 PM

^ "Nick Topel is a young famous Social Media Influencer who was born in Boca Raton, Florida on March 11, 1999"

He looks older then he is

by Anonymousreply 15March 24, 2022 7:22 PM

^ Hahaha! Cockgobbler is almost old enough to be his father...

That ought to kill him

by Anonymousreply 16March 24, 2022 7:24 PM

The Cockgobbler is starting to look old.

by Anonymousreply 17March 24, 2022 7:26 PM

Both Fucking self-hating republicans.

by Anonymousreply 18March 24, 2022 7:28 PM

I twerk and twerk until I’m half dead and they say, “She’s getting old!”

by Anonymousreply 19March 24, 2022 7:31 PM

Is the Cockgobbler white?

by Anonymousreply 20March 24, 2022 10:07 PM


by Anonymousreply 21March 24, 2022 10:12 PM

He's so embarrassing and sad. And being attached to these young, hot guys is especially sad when you think about the agenda of his former political career.

But he really is living his best gay life. Fucking his way across all of gay Instagram by the looks of it.

by Anonymousreply 22March 24, 2022 10:25 PM

So that's what a gaggle of soulless literal whores looks like...sad.

by Anonymousreply 23March 24, 2022 10:55 PM

Glad these torsos found each other.

by Anonymousreply 24March 24, 2022 11:06 PM

I can imagine the stimulating conversation... "What gym do you go to", "What roids do you take", "Got any coke?"

by Anonymousreply 25March 24, 2022 11:10 PM

^ "What Arab Sheik pays the best" 😜

by Anonymousreply 26March 24, 2022 11:11 PM

Eww! He looks fucking gross!

by Anonymousreply 27March 24, 2022 11:13 PM

Social media influencers are a penny a hundred, and that's only due to current inflation.

by Anonymousreply 28March 24, 2022 11:14 PM

I wonder if the idiots in Peoria regret voting for him. Funny how he ditched the shithole as soon as his congressman days were over. So much for caring about his hometown!

by Anonymousreply 29March 24, 2022 11:15 PM

Lmao I can’t imagine the mental gymnastics his supporters go through to prevent them from understanding that he’s a grifting whore.

“He’s taking 8-9 raw loads while tweaking, but at least he’s not supporting free healthcare!”, it goes something like that, I’m sure.

by Anonymousreply 30March 24, 2022 11:19 PM

Much smelling of cookies in OP's pic.

by Anonymousreply 31March 24, 2022 11:20 PM

[quote]Is the Cockgobbler white?

I heard he was mulatto!

by Anonymousreply 32March 24, 2022 11:21 PM

Sick and tired and old.

And sick and tired of being old.

by Anonymousreply 33March 24, 2022 11:27 PM

Go to a nightclub. Dance shirtless. Have fun! But, leave the posing for instagram to the 21 year olds. It's more aging than Hollister tee on a 40 year old.

by Anonymousreply 34March 24, 2022 11:40 PM

The Brooklyn Seacow’s obsession with every move his “last meal” makes is tedious and troubling.

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by Anonymousreply 35March 25, 2022 12:40 AM

He's getting that aging, methhead, party circuit gay look to him.

by Anonymousreply 36March 25, 2022 12:44 AM

[quote]Schock responds by thanking him for his support before spewing off something about liberals who preach about tolerance, acceptance, and compassion only to act “mean and nasty” towards anyone who doesn’t agree with them.

Honey, welcome to Datalounge! We'll be right with you as soon as we've finished with Mr. Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 37March 25, 2022 12:47 AM

Getting, R36? He's had it for years.

Funny how La Schock expects to be welcomed with open arms by the very people he spent years trying to deny basic human rights to.

by Anonymousreply 38March 25, 2022 12:51 AM

Funny how Schock went from being a closeted right wing Congressman to a Great Big Circuit Mo in about 10 seconds flat.

I guess if you like the limelight though, you will gravitate to these things.

And many of them do seem to welcomed him with open arms R38. Though I suspect the people he hangs out with are only vaguely aware there are two political parties in the US

by Anonymousreply 39March 25, 2022 12:52 AM

He is, was and always will be gross both in body and mind. Even if he had a good body, he is gross: can you imagine all the boys he screwed at school on the DL and then he gets to Congress and he is his regular, self-hating gay self? As for the Downton Abbey decorations, he should have tried the Titanic instead.

by Anonymousreply 40March 25, 2022 12:54 AM

He's a whore R39. He's just gone from being paid to say shit to being paid to fuck everything in sight. I imagine he's having more fun with the sex and drugs than when he was spewing vitriol against the community.

by Anonymousreply 41March 25, 2022 1:40 AM

Ugly piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 42March 25, 2022 1:45 AM

Deffo ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 43March 25, 2022 1:46 AM

He should be ostracized. He has no remorse for his political decisions

by Anonymousreply 44March 25, 2022 1:46 AM

All of them have gay face

by Anonymousreply 45March 25, 2022 1:47 AM

He should be castrated.

by Anonymousreply 46March 25, 2022 1:47 AM


by Anonymousreply 47March 25, 2022 1:52 AM

The gay face is so annoying.

by Anonymousreply 48March 25, 2022 1:55 AM

Oldies, with some of the same cast members

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by Anonymousreply 49March 25, 2022 1:58 AM

I would prefer the one on the left R49.

by Anonymousreply 50March 25, 2022 2:01 AM

He looks like he would be into eating shit.

by Anonymousreply 51March 25, 2022 2:12 AM

R51, if someone pays for that, I wouldn’t be surprised if he would.

by Anonymousreply 52March 25, 2022 2:14 AM

He’s hoping his body distracts from his aging face. Making up for lost time? Very tired.

by Anonymousreply 53March 25, 2022 3:05 AM

I must admit, I'd "raise my caftan" for him in a "Palm Springs minute"!

by Anonymousreply 54March 25, 2022 5:47 AM

That is truly pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 55March 25, 2022 9:25 AM

What happened to the teeny little guy with a big smile, the one who organized their romps?

by Anonymousreply 56March 25, 2022 12:34 PM

Are you talking about sister ho Cee Arsali?

by Anonymousreply 57March 25, 2022 12:43 PM

Gross. Why do all of these guys look like clones?

by Anonymousreply 58March 25, 2022 12:55 PM

Because they ARE Blanche!

by Anonymousreply 59March 25, 2022 12:58 PM

Brave and stunning.

by Anonymousreply 60March 25, 2022 1:09 PM

Oh please, the man is masculine beauty personified. Lots of boiling, seething jealousy on this thread. It's palpable. If he came within sniffing distance of any of you bitches, you'd drop to your knees in an instant, and you know it.

by Anonymousreply 61March 25, 2022 1:58 PM

Sniffing distance? I imagine La Schock to smell like a heady mix of poppers, lube, meth and suntan lotion.

by Anonymousreply 62March 25, 2022 2:12 PM

Sniffing distance r61? You mean of the shit slimed all through his crack? Please don’t project your approach to life on other people. Also, work on being more comfortable being around attractive people. Obsequiousness is as repulsive as the shit in his pants.

by Anonymousreply 63March 25, 2022 4:03 PM

"Oh please, the man is masculine beauty personified"

Stevie Wonder has entered the chat...😒

by Anonymousreply 64March 25, 2022 4:06 PM

Aaron is perfect bf material. Handsome, well built and intelligent. My mom would adore him if I brought him home for dinner and introduced him as my new bf.

by Anonymousreply 65March 25, 2022 4:12 PM

Then he'd leave blood all over your mom's bathroom after his fourth bump of coke goes bad.

by Anonymousreply 66March 25, 2022 4:16 PM

I'm so glad I'm too old to be around or know any people like that.

by Anonymousreply 67March 25, 2022 4:19 PM

Tiny little legs

by Anonymousreply 68March 25, 2022 4:19 PM

Gorgeous, gorgeous man. I can see us posing for our Christmas card and looking like book-ends since I'm also very good looking and built. We would make an awesome couple.

by Anonymousreply 69March 25, 2022 4:23 PM

"I can imagine the stimulating conversation... "What roids do you take"

Given the pics we've all seen of Schock's darkened hole, I think his biggest "roids" issue is "hemorrhoids".

by Anonymousreply 70March 25, 2022 4:24 PM

Will they still be attached when Aaron inevitably breaks a hip?

by Anonymousreply 71March 25, 2022 4:38 PM

Back when Cockgobbler was nothing more then a mere fashion icon I thought him reasonably cute, but between his wretched politics and his personal self-abuse he has destroyed every once of "cute" he ever had

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by Anonymousreply 72March 25, 2022 4:46 PM

You mom wants you dating a used-up circuit whore?

by Anonymousreply 73March 25, 2022 5:22 PM

I always thought he was a dried-up, shriveled-looking scene queen.

by Anonymousreply 74March 25, 2022 5:27 PM

[quote] I imagine La Schock to smell like a heady mix of poppers, lube, meth and suntan lotion.

I miss heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when world trembled at sound of our rockets.

by Anonymousreply 75March 25, 2022 5:33 PM

Bird legs.

Aging skin - over tanning.

Bunion on foot.

by Anonymousreply 76March 25, 2022 5:42 PM

Did we ever decide whether his belt was turquoise, robin's egg blue, or some more rarified hue?

by Anonymousreply 77March 25, 2022 6:01 PM

^ Seafoam

by Anonymousreply 78March 25, 2022 6:02 PM

This guy is a midlife crisis on steroids (and I mean the latter both figuratively and literally). Who is he trying to impress?

by Anonymousreply 79March 25, 2022 6:10 PM

@r79, My guess is us, but it doesn't seem to be working

by Anonymousreply 80March 25, 2022 6:12 PM

He's trying to impress potential clients

by Anonymousreply 81March 25, 2022 6:14 PM

Every one of you dudes would do him if you got the chance....but, you get credit for the strong likelihood of calling him every name in the book while getting dressed afterwards and walking away....

by Anonymousreply 82March 25, 2022 6:16 PM

^ Nope

by Anonymousreply 83March 25, 2022 6:27 PM

I met him. He's sorta gross. He's like if beef jerky came to life.

by Anonymousreply 84March 25, 2022 6:33 PM

R84 did you stick your face between his breasts and go “BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”

by Anonymousreply 85March 25, 2022 6:47 PM

^ Yeah, but they kept moving around 😱

by Anonymousreply 86March 25, 2022 6:53 PM

He's SUCH a faggot. I mean the swaying hips and the sashay was a bit much, even for the Pines.

by Anonymousreply 87March 25, 2022 7:08 PM

R87 = Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 88March 25, 2022 7:13 PM

R50: that’s DL Fave Nick Topel

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by Anonymousreply 89March 25, 2022 9:09 PM

^^ and Nick has his own thread

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by Anonymousreply 90March 25, 2022 9:10 PM

Nick is showing Steve Grand that you can do an underwear shoot without stuffing a balloon in your jock.

by Anonymousreply 91March 25, 2022 9:15 PM

Can do respectable too

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by Anonymousreply 92March 25, 2022 9:32 PM

Nick has multiple threads. He’s a male aesthetics superstar

by Anonymousreply 93March 25, 2022 9:39 PM

Any gay man would be proud to have Aaron as his bf. They'd be THAT couple...the couple that everyone else wants to be. If Aaron were looking for a monogamous LTR, I'd be fist in line. There'd be no hesitation.

by Anonymousreply 94March 25, 2022 9:48 PM

^"I'd be fist in line"

Freudian slip, gurl?

by Anonymousreply 95March 25, 2022 9:51 PM

*first in line

by Anonymousreply 96March 25, 2022 9:55 PM

R94 Hi Aaron, nice of you to drop by.

by Anonymousreply 97March 25, 2022 10:15 PM

I confess that I never even heard of Aaron Schock until I started hanging at DL. Furthermore, in all this time of comments left on left-wing threads, I've never even bothered to YTube him to see and hear him speak...until now. For anyone else like me in this regard....

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by Anonymousreply 98March 25, 2022 10:36 PM

God, he's so masc and beautiful. The ideal looking man. He looks particularly handsome in a suit and time. It should be a crime to be THAT handsome. He's a snack and a half. Just 2 words: YUM! YUM!

by Anonymousreply 99March 25, 2022 10:42 PM

[quote] suit and time

Time is not on his side based on his weathered face.

by Anonymousreply 100March 25, 2022 10:43 PM

Where do you bitches see a leathered face? He's very boyishly handsome. You must be looking at him through your glaucoma or cataracts.

by Anonymousreply 101March 25, 2022 10:46 PM


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by Anonymousreply 102March 25, 2022 10:52 PM

Even though you're very short

You're still too big to wear pleats...gross

by Anonymousreply 103March 25, 2022 10:54 PM

"Fetching! "

Meh, everyone looks good in a classic Tartan plaid skirt 😏

by Anonymousreply 104March 25, 2022 11:15 PM

TL;DR - We are jealous that Aaron Schock got to be a closeted GOP congressman, make lots of money, avoid prosecution and is now living our dream life hanging with multiple hot guys about 15-20 years younger than he is.

While he is no role model, the obsession with him is just as embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 105March 25, 2022 11:19 PM

R77 It looks to me almost like a neon blue. I think it's too much. Your Robin's Egg Blue idea sounds spot on to me - a nice beachy blue that isn't in a shouting match with his shirt. One bold piece and he would have looked nice.

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by Anonymousreply 106March 26, 2022 1:24 AM

It’s cerulean.

by Anonymousreply 107March 26, 2022 1:27 AM

I think he's handsome enough but I wouldn't be interested in him as he seems, sounds and looks too fastidious. Too considered. Too deliberate. Too exhausting. Keep in mind, I couldn't get him anyway as I am seriously approaching portly. I have got to go to the gym tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 108March 26, 2022 1:29 AM

He has a turkey neck.

by Anonymousreply 109March 26, 2022 1:33 AM

Why is this only news on Datalounge? A former Congressman now travels the world with no visible means of support? Half-naked, bodybuilding and partying?

by Anonymousreply 110March 26, 2022 1:40 AM

^ Because most of the world doesn't care or are too busy monitoring Republicans who are an actual clear and present danger. This flake is a danger to no one but himself. A muse for Gay forums, but of no consequence to the world in general

by Anonymousreply 111March 26, 2022 1:48 AM

Why are the DL bottoms so bitchy?

by Anonymousreply 112March 26, 2022 2:19 AM

^Why does the sun go on shining?

Why does the sea rush to shore?

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by Anonymousreply 113March 26, 2022 2:25 AM

R61 Nah, I'm good.

by Anonymousreply 114March 26, 2022 9:32 AM

^ That's just cockgobbler trolling his own threads

by Anonymousreply 115March 26, 2022 9:35 AM

R61 and R82 The sad part about your assessment is that you think EVERYONE is as empty and desperate as you truly are.

Sorry, Bruce.

by Anonymousreply 116March 26, 2022 9:37 AM


I believe it's spelled "felching".

by Anonymousreply 117March 26, 2022 1:05 PM

^ Excellent! 👍

by Anonymousreply 118March 26, 2022 1:06 PM

[quote] I honestly think that can be the only thing they have in common… escorting

Are they available together as a package deal? You know, two holes for extra fun and excitement.

by Anonymousreply 119March 26, 2022 2:01 PM

^ You can't afford them

by Anonymousreply 120March 26, 2022 2:07 PM

[quote] He's getting that aging, methhead, party circuit gay look to him.

You forgot to add - pass around party bottom

by Anonymousreply 121March 26, 2022 2:13 PM

R120 Maybe, but my Mumbai millionaire friend can. And he throws great parties.

by Anonymousreply 122March 26, 2022 2:25 PM

^ " millionaire "?

I don't think Cockgobbler & friends do middle-class men

by Anonymousreply 123March 26, 2022 2:41 PM

R123 So will a Brazilian billionaire do?

by Anonymousreply 124March 26, 2022 2:55 PM

On his IG, Nick Topel has repeatedly said he is straight and gets pissy when asked if he is gay or bi. He totally panders to the gays though, like a manipulative whore. I think if he whores he probably only lets old rich guys worship his body and suck him off as he closes his eyes.

The other tagged guy in OP’s pic is Dominic Calvini, a Miami-based self-proclaimed “model,” who appears to spend a lot of time in speedos and sho has an OnlyFans account. Friend of Topel who also follows Schock on social media. Likely another alleged escort. I bet the three of them have been hired to work private parties in Dubai.

by Anonymousreply 125March 26, 2022 3:00 PM

You should message them and ask them how they got into international whoring.

by Anonymousreply 126March 26, 2022 3:02 PM

@r124, "[R123] So will a Brazilian billionaire do? "

Call me...

by Anonymousreply 127March 26, 2022 3:04 PM

Allegedly there is a DP video of him going around.

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by Anonymousreply 128March 26, 2022 4:02 PM

Is it said to show his aged face R128?

by Anonymousreply 129March 26, 2022 4:05 PM

R126 you would do something so evil and nasty. Be better

by Anonymousreply 130March 26, 2022 4:06 PM

He's so ridiculously hot. I know the term "walking sex" gets thrown around a lot, but he is it! He IS the personification of sex. Men must see the face of God when he's fucking them. Lucky ducks!

by Anonymousreply 131March 26, 2022 4:13 PM

I freely admit I am fascinated by this old whore. Not from a "I want him" perspective, but from a fascinated anthropological way. He is a disgraced former congressman that narrowly escaped prosecution and spends his time partying, posting half-naked selfies, and globe-trotting. It's really bizarre and somewhat sad to watch.

I really want to know if his conservative religious family approve of his wanton whoring. What do they talk about at Thanksgiving? How's your brown hole holding up son? How many Arab cocks did you take last week?

by Anonymousreply 132March 26, 2022 4:20 PM

@r131, Aaron, it's tacky to talk about yourself in the 3rd person when we all know it's you

by Anonymousreply 133March 26, 2022 4:24 PM

Are Aaron and Andy Cohen each other's type? They would make an awesome sauce gay power couple. And little Benjamin would have a hot step-dad!

by Anonymousreply 134March 26, 2022 4:28 PM

"Nick Topel has repeatedly said he is straight"

It means more money. The eldermussie$ won't pay for some 'fag'.

by Anonymousreply 135March 26, 2022 4:29 PM

R130, I've thought about it and..NO!

by Anonymousreply 136March 26, 2022 4:30 PM

With fellow gay conservatives

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by Anonymousreply 137March 26, 2022 4:31 PM

Ugh, Burn them all.

by Anonymousreply 138March 26, 2022 4:33 PM

[quote] Are Aaron and Andy Cohen each other's type?

Andy Cohen is no one's type.

by Anonymousreply 139March 26, 2022 4:34 PM

^ His bank account is my type

by Anonymousreply 140March 26, 2022 4:36 PM

Is looking like the guys at r137 what is takes to make it in the gay world these days? Us average looking guys don't stand a chance, if that's the case.

by Anonymousreply 141March 26, 2022 4:36 PM

I have to admit i would like Aaron's abs, but nothing else....

by Anonymousreply 142March 26, 2022 4:38 PM

Boring thread

Boring obsessed OP🙄

Let us know if an actual sex tape drops

Otherwise, the La Belle OP is sad, pathetic twat

by Anonymousreply 143March 26, 2022 4:49 PM

So is Nick still denying that he is a gay man?

by Anonymousreply 144March 26, 2022 8:26 PM

R144 loudly and proudly “straight”. Claimed to have a girlfriend d a year or so ago. He blocked me when I criticized his friendship with Aaron. Seems to surround himself with a lot of gay Instahos. Of Topel’s early group, I preferred Nick Sandell, who didn’t try to act like such a douchey bro.

by Anonymousreply 145March 26, 2022 9:34 PM

Maybe his "girlfriend" is his pimp.

by Anonymousreply 146March 26, 2022 9:35 PM

Aaron is the mascdudebro hooking up exclusively with other mascdudebros we all wish we could be. Aaron wouldn't look twice at the seethingly jealous fug looser haters on this board who type with one hand while licking cheetos dusts off the fingers on their other hand.

by Anonymousreply 147March 26, 2022 9:38 PM


by Anonymousreply 148March 26, 2022 9:39 PM

She has the face of an old woman

by Anonymousreply 149March 26, 2022 9:44 PM

Aaron is definitely posting on this thread about how wonderful he is. No one else thinks as highly of him, other than his mother, one would assume.

by Anonymousreply 150March 26, 2022 9:50 PM

R145 Nick Topel blocked me as well, because someone in the comments on his IG asked how he affords to travel so much and I pointed out that he is an escort.

by Anonymousreply 151March 26, 2022 9:50 PM

"No one else thinks as highly of him, other than his mother, one would assume. "

I highly doubt that his mother can stand him either

by Anonymousreply 152March 26, 2022 10:24 PM

@ R147 - WRONG! I'll have you know that I type AND eat Cheetos with the same hand!

by Anonymousreply 153March 26, 2022 10:45 PM

[quote]Is the Cockgobbler white?

His b-hole certainly isn't.

by Anonymousreply 154March 27, 2022 12:16 AM

All of this slanderous talk about young men who are snappy dressers ...

by Anonymousreply 155March 27, 2022 12:19 AM

Is Aaron considered an A-list gay, up there with the likes of Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, Don Lemon, Colton Underwood, Reichen Lemkuhl, etc? I suppose the one thing they have in common is that they're all incredibly attractive.

by Anonymousreply 156March 27, 2022 12:50 AM

^ incredibly attractive is not a common denominator of that list. I am not even sure attractive is?

by Anonymousreply 157March 27, 2022 12:56 AM

No, not gay at all. Just Bros being Bros

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by Anonymousreply 158March 27, 2022 2:12 AM

I wouldn’t trust Aaron with my pocket change, but for a old man he’s passably decent looking. But what kind of desperate person would pay to fuck that? Of course, allegedly, someone is willing to pay for human ashtray Lohan.

by Anonymousreply 159March 27, 2022 2:15 AM

So hot in r158 pic

by Anonymousreply 160March 27, 2022 2:17 AM

He's a old.

by Anonymousreply 161March 27, 2022 2:20 AM

He has an entire hotel to live in r161

Aaron Schock is winning

by Anonymousreply 162March 27, 2022 2:22 AM

his pussy is worn out

by Anonymousreply 163March 27, 2022 2:23 AM

For a straight bro, Nick really spends an inordinate amount of time hanging out with guys [with not a girl in sight]

by Anonymousreply 164March 27, 2022 2:25 AM

He seems to get have sex with a lot of hot guys r163

Hot guys like Aaron’s used up pussy

by Anonymousreply 165March 27, 2022 2:26 AM

Aaron and Nick are two of the most phony, self-loathing Log Cabin Republicans. The next time the middle-east starts tossing Gays off the roof somewhere I'd like to push these two to the head of the line

by Anonymousreply 166March 27, 2022 2:36 AM

"A-list gays"

Are you12?

by Anonymousreply 167March 27, 2022 9:25 AM

No r167… you’re being very kind.

R156 is at least 70 years old, from some shit hole in Flyoverstan, and he hasn’t left his single wide in years due to his morbid obesity.

He thinks that “A-list gays” are actually a thing, bless his enlarged heart.

by Anonymousreply 168March 27, 2022 1:32 PM

^ Why so salty?

by Anonymousreply 169March 27, 2022 4:34 PM

I think that folks should keep trolling Schock and Topel on Instagram and Twitter!

by Anonymousreply 170March 27, 2022 4:42 PM

What don’t you just have one ongoing thread about this piece of shit instead of constantly starting new ones? The rest of us don’t want to see multiple threads on this ugly piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 171March 27, 2022 4:44 PM

I think Cockgobbler looks great! For a 75 year old. He's going to end up in Suzanne Somers territory, a leathery old piece of desiccated beef jerky going on about his sex life and 'natural' cures for cancer.

by Anonymousreply 172March 27, 2022 4:52 PM

^ I actually enjoy giving that despicable Cockgobbler shit, he deserves everything the Gay community can throw at him. He's almost a textbook self-loathing, Republican closet case thinking all would be forgiven the minute he came out. Boy, was he wrong

by Anonymousreply 173March 27, 2022 4:52 PM

He thought he would be forgiven because he has a six-pack.

by Anonymousreply 174March 27, 2022 5:01 PM

And I like mocking his appearance R173 because that is this POS' entire self worth. Sorry, you don't get a free pass for being in the 'Jews for Hitler' club just because you've got a 6-pack. Aaron would still enable his gay-hating Republican buddies if it meant he could regain power, money, or prestige.

Good for him that he finally came out but has he lifted a finger to help out other LGBTQ youth that are in the closet and struggling? That would be a negative. He's only interested in globe-trotting, fucking around, and posting selfies. Vain, narcissistic piece of dung.

by Anonymousreply 175March 27, 2022 5:03 PM

The beady eyes cancel out everything else.

by Anonymousreply 176March 27, 2022 5:09 PM

This seems to be a more accurate bio of Nick Topel than the Google Translate generated one at R15

He is from small town Ohio, not Boca Raton, and seems to have gone to Ohio State and possibly even graduated (e.g., he did not just turn 22)

The midwest thing may be the connection.

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by Anonymousreply 177March 27, 2022 5:11 PM

Yeah.... no R175

Despite your heartfelt words, gays have way bigger things to worry about than some closeted ex-Congressman who voted the wrong way on a couple of bills.

Not that he should be forgiven, but the real reason you are obsessing over him is that you are jealous AF

by Anonymousreply 178March 27, 2022 5:13 PM

The jealousy on this thread is out of control. I know that most people on this board are old ugly gay men who hate and are rabidly envious of any hot, gorgeous, proudly out, successful young gay man (see Andy Cohen, for example), but your jealousy is really OTT when it comes to Aaron. Give it a rest and talk to your therapist.

by Anonymousreply 179March 27, 2022 5:15 PM

It's hilarious that anyone thinks people are jealous of that grizzled circuit trash who is way past his sell date.

by Anonymousreply 180March 27, 2022 5:16 PM

If R179 thinks that Andy Cohen is "young", she must be at least 105 years old.

by Anonymousreply 181March 27, 2022 5:20 PM

I think R178 and R179 are parody posts. I think that bad people need to be called to account in a public space for their shitty behavior. That's all, no jealousy at all. In fact, Cockgobbler's lifestyle seems tedious, exhausting, and sad.

by Anonymousreply 182March 27, 2022 5:21 PM

Of course you're jealous of him. People mock what they're jealous of in order to feel better about their inferiority. Straight outta Psychology 101. You gay jealous loosers are PATHETIC.

by Anonymousreply 183March 27, 2022 5:21 PM

Jealous of a walking STD? Ha! He has no friends, they will drop his ugly OLD ass any minute now. He has nothing of worth in his sorry, wasted life. No respect, not even a clean ass. R182 was correct, it is a sad, useless life. One would pity leather face if he weren't so very repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 184March 27, 2022 5:28 PM

It’s almost as though the man has been going through a belated rebellious adolescence following the steaming shitshow that was his political career. I mean he swung from a repressed, self-loathing deplorable to shirtless, hedonistic wannabe gay Adonis. Never took any responsibility for his actions or tried to make amends. He just wants to be one of the cool kids now. Only he’s getting old and if this new lifestyle is all he has to fall back then he’s gonna be in for a tremendous shock as his forties creep toward his fifties. A cautionary tale, folks. I almost feel sorry for him.

by Anonymousreply 185March 27, 2022 5:28 PM

R183 “you gay jealous loosers “.

Oh, dear.

Btw just ignore them all, Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 186March 27, 2022 5:30 PM

What me jealous?

I'm not jealous?

Why do you say that?

Because I follow Aaron Schock's every movement?

Know who all of his friends are and their bios?

Spend several hours a day posting about him?

No! I am only here to make sure justice is done and this Gay-Hating Hypocrite is brought to account!

by Anonymousreply 187March 27, 2022 5:33 PM

Is "Looser" the title of La Schock's autobiography?

by Anonymousreply 188March 27, 2022 5:34 PM

Oh, he will be ignored. Nothing is quite as sad as an aging whore.

by Anonymousreply 189March 27, 2022 5:34 PM

R189 …except for the hideous Brooklyn Seacow who stalks Schock relentlessly.

by Anonymousreply 190March 27, 2022 5:50 PM

[quote] He's almost a textbook self-loathing, Republican closet case thinking all would be forgiven the minute he came out. Boy, was he wrong

Silly Flyover elder fat at r173

Aaron Schock only cares about the opinion of guys who have hot bodies and are ready to party. He didn’t care about your forgiveness at all.

by Anonymousreply 191March 27, 2022 6:00 PM

R191- And they will feel the same shallowness for him, lolol. Ewww! Gross!!! He's so OLD!!

by Anonymousreply 192March 27, 2022 6:09 PM

Elder fat is funnier R191

And likely more accurate

by Anonymousreply 193March 27, 2022 6:13 PM

R192 Aaron Schock doesn’t care about people like you.

You don’t exist to him.

by Anonymousreply 194March 27, 2022 6:23 PM

R194- Awe, no one calling , Aaron?

by Anonymousreply 195March 27, 2022 6:33 PM

I love the "you're just jealous" posts. Sounds like something a mother tells her kid who always gets beat up, "Oh, honey, those nasty boys who beat you up are just jealous " 🤣🤣

Jealous of what?

by Anonymousreply 196March 27, 2022 6:35 PM

I didn't know Nick Topel was gay and so short. Looking through his instagram I got a fuller picture of this guy, especially in his tagged photos. Since he hangs with whores I assume he also lets foreigners blow his hole out. Thought he was like 6'1, but he's a shorty, not that it's a bad thing. His GOP friends group is sad. What's with these bitches?

by Anonymousreply 197March 27, 2022 6:35 PM

But you are jealous r196

Otherwise, you would not think about Aaron Schock at all.

Yet you’re spending your time following his every movement on social media and you know the name of his friends. Let that one sink in…you know the name, and obsessively follow, the friends of this washed up former congressman.

Your fat unfuckable envy is so apparent that you can see it from space.

by Anonymousreply 198March 27, 2022 6:41 PM

@r198, And you're an idiot. One has nothing to do with the other. To not like someone means you're jealous of them? Son, that's some flawed logic you got there

by Anonymousreply 199March 27, 2022 6:53 PM

^ Silly demented elder fat

You don’t even understand yourself, even though your motivations are obvious to everyone else.

Try getting out of the house once a while.

by Anonymousreply 200March 27, 2022 6:59 PM

R198- Lolol! Calling a worn out whore old isn't the same as knowing wtf he hangs out with! Aaron, I know this is very difficult for you and you are bitter, but that sound you don't hear? You know, your phone? Accept it.

by Anonymousreply 201March 27, 2022 7:01 PM

Nope, no jealousy on this thread. Sure, Jan. Please, this thread is teeming with seething envy, my screen turns green every time I click this thread.

by Anonymousreply 202March 27, 2022 7:06 PM

Oh Aaron, sad last last days, lol!

by Anonymousreply 203March 27, 2022 7:10 PM

For all of CG's "you're just jealous fat queens".

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by Anonymousreply 204March 27, 2022 7:12 PM

R202 it’s amusing to see powerless low quality people expressing seething jealousy though their supposed morality about a washed up nobody with a great body

The body and the fact that apparently he has sex with guys of a similar body. The frustration and envy…lol.

This is, partially, what brings me to Datalounge. If you have a cruel sense of humor, this place is a gold mine.

by Anonymousreply 205March 27, 2022 7:14 PM

Aaron deserves to be ruined in every possible way.

by Anonymousreply 206March 27, 2022 7:15 PM

Why do you sad old queens hate him so much? We should be celebrating an out and proud man living his best gay life, even if he is slutting around and an IG whore. So what? What business is it of yours? How is his lifestyle really any different than yours 40-50 years ago when you were young and attractive and fucking and sucking anyone and anything in filthy trucks in the meatpacking district? If the internet were around way back then, you'd be posting selfies and detailing your sexual exploits as well. So tell me, why is Aaron being judged so harshly?

by Anonymousreply 207March 27, 2022 7:20 PM

I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's dick, lol! Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 208March 27, 2022 7:20 PM

@r200 & r207, It's a shame you support a loser like Cockgobbler, I fear you're destined for the same fate. Good luck to you, silly little boy, you sure as hell are going to need it

by Anonymousreply 209March 27, 2022 7:20 PM

@r208, I'd fuck him with r207's dick... If he had one 😏

by Anonymousreply 210March 27, 2022 7:22 PM

R210... Lol! So easily bruised in your old age, lolol!

by Anonymousreply 211March 27, 2022 7:27 PM

Protest all you want, but as if any of you would pass THIS up! It's no wonder y'all are so full of jealousy-fueled hatred for the man. Get some self-awareness.

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by Anonymousreply 212March 27, 2022 7:32 PM

Was he taught how to wipe properly at whore camp?

by Anonymousreply 213March 27, 2022 7:35 PM

Oh sure. Gimme some of that walking Petri dish of STD's!! 🤡

by Anonymousreply 214March 27, 2022 7:35 PM

Better watch out, Princess Tinymeat is so full of rage she may just flounce right out of here in a huff

by Anonymousreply 215March 27, 2022 7:42 PM

Gay men who are slutty have always been, or at least been seen as, walking petri dishes. Why is Aaron being singled out for traits that have characterized gay men since the dawn of time? There's definitely something more at play here than your disgust for him being a hypocrite, or whatever you allege he is.

by Anonymousreply 216March 27, 2022 7:43 PM

Wait till the Hissers find out he's not a Gold Star Gay

by Anonymousreply 217March 27, 2022 7:46 PM

disgusting right wing faggot

by Anonymousreply 218March 27, 2022 7:47 PM

She need to quit

by Anonymousreply 219March 27, 2022 8:51 PM

But he’s not going to r219

He be partying it up with hot guys until the moronic La Belle OP expires from old age related dementia in a few years, and then, blessedly, these idiotic threads on this nobody will cease

by Anonymousreply 220March 27, 2022 9:04 PM

Let Aaron have his fun. The way you discuss him with such disdain, you'd think he were dealing fentanyl and guns to kindergartners. He's just partying and making up for lost time. What's so awful about that? People come out at their own pace and how they choose to do so. He's no different than anyone else. How is he hurting anyone?

by Anonymousreply 221March 27, 2022 9:17 PM

He will be desperately getting too much Botox and bad plastic surgery while wearing depends when blown out nasty asshole becomes even more useless than it is now. Dentures due to meth mouth.

by Anonymousreply 222March 27, 2022 9:19 PM

R179 = Aaron’s mom.

by Anonymousreply 223March 27, 2022 9:24 PM

Came across this oldie but goodie. Circa 2015. Wow, this writer was hiding his erection for Schock, wasn’t he?

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by Anonymousreply 224March 27, 2022 9:34 PM

@r221, "you'd think he were dealing fentanyl and guns to kindergartners."

If he thought he could get away with it he would

by Anonymousreply 225March 27, 2022 9:49 PM

You KNOW that if Aaron hadn't come out two years ago, the "You're just jealous!" lunatics would have been claiming that he's straight, "just like Nick Topel!"

by Anonymousreply 226March 27, 2022 9:59 PM

I'm telling you all who are mooing about how hot he is - he just isn't.

Or, at least, in person, he's not that great. He's short and really queeny and (at least when I saw him) went so hard on the low-body-fat thing that he looked like a lacquered chicken.

Some people like him - sure. And that's great! But he's not like the dictionary definition of hot. He just isn't.

by Anonymousreply 227March 27, 2022 10:13 PM

"all who are mooing about how hot he is"

I think the only people who are "mooing about how hot he is" is Cockgobbler and/or his little posse

by Anonymousreply 228March 27, 2022 10:29 PM

I'm sure you're right, R228. But he's so teeny. I could snap him like a wishbone. And all those muscles look vaguely fake. Like he was wearing a fat suit.

She's a miracle of science, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 229March 27, 2022 10:32 PM

^ Yeah, like Frankenstein 😒

by Anonymousreply 230March 27, 2022 10:36 PM

Do you think that his friends lurk here, only posting to defend him?

by Anonymousreply 231March 27, 2022 11:59 PM

R231, of course.

by Anonymousreply 232March 28, 2022 12:17 AM

Little Aaron and his posse of pussies probably have Google alerts for any mention of their names.

by Anonymousreply 233March 28, 2022 12:19 AM

Just doing Bro Things

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by Anonymousreply 234March 28, 2022 12:20 AM

Look at those lines on his forehead in R224—from 2015, when he was about 34.

The sad thing is that the posters claiming that those mocking him are "just jealous" must really think that Cockgobbler's vacuous, unproductive life is anything to envy. I'm sure the sex is hot when he's sober enough to appreciate it, so I guess his champions here think that sex is the end all and be all (as long is there's a social media trail).

by Anonymousreply 235March 28, 2022 1:30 AM

[quote] I could snap him like a wishbone

Really r229?

How fat are you? You must be interviewing for your own Discovery channel show

by Anonymousreply 236March 28, 2022 1:36 AM

What have accomplished in life r235?

Please list them.

And we’ll compare you and Aaron Schock.

It will be hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 237March 28, 2022 1:38 AM

You’re right, R237, I bet it will be decades (if ever) before R235 and these other losers are ever forced to resign from a professional position in utter disgrace.

by Anonymousreply 238March 28, 2022 1:45 AM

[quote]What have [you] accomplished in life [R235]? Please list them [sic].

Advanced degrees, several books, international recognition in my field, and generally, a life of the mind with solid friendships and family ties. I'm glad to say I've never been a right-wing anti-gay-rights congressman, never cheated my supporters by misappropriating funds, and never made my way through life by selling my ass to rich foreigners even into my fifth decade, all the while recording my inanity (and the varying condition of said ass) on worldwide social media.

Huh, answering your questions has actually given me a little confidence boost! What exactly were you expecting me to say, R237? That at 51 years of age I live in my parents' basement and that flicking Cheeto residue at online images of the Cockgobbler is my chief contribution to human civilization?

by Anonymousreply 239March 28, 2022 2:06 AM

After spending his time in D.C. voting against homosexuals having any sort of equality, it's a bit ironic, and certainly nothing to celebrate, that an ex-Congressman is living their best life by becoming a gay circuit drone with only a vague semblance of a career.

by Anonymousreply 240March 28, 2022 2:09 AM

I laughed out loud at your hysterical screed r239

Imagine having the lack of sense to boast about your made up accomplishments on an anonymous website.

One thing we know to be true: your obsession with Aaron Schock reveals you to be seething jealousy and mentally ill. And fat. Most definitely fat and ugly. If you were wanted and loved by men, you wouldn’t have time to spare for rigorously combing through Schock’s social media, combing through his friends social media, constantly posting on Datalounge about them, and…oh…my sides…boasting of your whole cloth “life accomplishments” on this back water website.

by Anonymousreply 241March 28, 2022 2:43 AM

@r241, ^ 🤣🤣 ^

Oh, little Cockgobbler, give it a rest, if your only clapback in your defense is the imaginary "fat and ugly" and everyone is "jealous" it's YOU whose life is so shallow and inconsequential that YOU are the one who should be embarrassed. No one is "jealous" of your dirty brown asshole displayed all over social media and no one is "jealous" that you make your living whoring yourself to Arab Sheiks who smell like goats. YOU are the pathetic loser in the finale days of your shelf life

We wish you well...

by Anonymousreply 242March 28, 2022 3:45 AM

R242- ☝️👍👏👏👏👏

by Anonymousreply 243March 28, 2022 9:25 AM

A number of posts aren’t showing up on this thread for me as I’d obviously blocked one or more posters previously. So there be some serious trolling going on, as if it were ever in doubt. The “you’re just jealous/old/fat/ugly” retorts are the stuff of five year olds in the school yard. I’m not any of the above. In fact, I’m just a year younger than Aaron and although I don’t have the Ken doll body, I’m definitely more photogenic he is. And I actually have a heart, principles, integrity and a desire to contribute positively to the world. Criticisms of Schock are valid. He’s an utterly self-serving little weasel.

by Anonymousreply 244March 28, 2022 9:37 AM

R198 Nobody's thinking about this walking scrotum. There's a thread about him every week on DL. You probably start most of them.

by Anonymousreply 245March 28, 2022 9:47 AM

You are really thinking that I am Aaron Shock r242?

Oh dear.

That’s delusional. You are rat fuck crazy as well as being fat and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 246March 28, 2022 10:59 AM

[quote] I’m just a year younger than Aaron and although I don’t have the Ken doll body, I’m definitely more photogenic he is.

Bless your heart.

How about you post a pic of yourself, and we will compare you to Schock. Did you write several books too? Many advanced degrees?

by Anonymousreply 247March 28, 2022 11:03 AM

@r246, No, but you seem to be a shallow, illiterate mess like one of his posse. Do you have any other vocabulary other than " fat and ugly. "?

Of course not, HS dropout

by Anonymousreply 248March 28, 2022 11:05 AM

Fat and ugly and jealous

Truth hurts, doesn’t it r248

by Anonymousreply 249March 28, 2022 11:12 AM

@r247, "Many advanced degrees? "


"He then graduated from Bradley University in Peoria with a B.S. in finance"

So, no

"Did you write several books too?"

No record of a Cockgobbler book

But there is this...

"Schock resigned from Congress in March 2015 amid a scandal involving his use of public and campaign funds."

You and Cockgobbler are both so fucking lame 😂

by Anonymousreply 250March 28, 2022 11:14 AM

Someone's off their meds or on Aaron's payroll.

by Anonymousreply 251March 28, 2022 11:15 AM

@r249, Social media is reporting that you, in fact, are fat and ugly 🤣

by Anonymousreply 252March 28, 2022 11:16 AM

You first challenged me to list my accomplishments, then you "laughed out loud" at them, accusing me of boasting and calling them a "hysterical screed"? I do believe I'm not the one with an obsession over the Cockgobbler. And it's pitiable that you think advanced degrees and authorship are so implausible in a DL poster that they can only be "made up."

by Anonymousreply 253March 28, 2022 12:12 PM

^ It's all made up, see r250, you dingleberry. Take it up with Wiki if you don't like the truth. Cockgobbler is a total loser to the core

by Anonymousreply 254March 28, 2022 12:19 PM

Folks may envy his body, but his roid and Botox face, his craven closeted exploitation of the anti-LGBT agenda while sucking cock, his lack of ethics leading to financial crimes or at least misdeeds, and his seriously delayed adolescence ads nothing to be jealous of.

by Anonymousreply 255March 28, 2022 12:26 PM

TL;DR of this entire thread:

You're jealous!!

Am not!!

Are too!!!

by Anonymousreply 256March 28, 2022 12:27 PM

@r225, Well said, but that body is right at it's expiration date

by Anonymousreply 257March 28, 2022 12:29 PM

@r256, Now that we have your input we can close the thread, thanks 😏

by Anonymousreply 258March 28, 2022 12:30 PM

Confused, R254?

by Anonymousreply 259March 28, 2022 12:38 PM

Oh my , how pathetic the old whore is. Reduced to spending his now free time on DL pretending. Pretending his time isn't up, pretending his face doesn't resemble beef jerky, pretending anyone at all is impressed by him in any way. Pretending he isn't a worthless, old, worn out whore. 😂

by Anonymousreply 260March 28, 2022 12:40 PM

@r259, About what?

by Anonymousreply 261March 28, 2022 12:41 PM

Sleaze. That is the word that perfectly describes him. An old , nasty, troll looking, sleaze.

by Anonymousreply 262March 28, 2022 12:47 PM

The body might be nice but that face is quickly starting to look very tan mom.

by Anonymousreply 263March 28, 2022 1:06 PM

Did he and Kirsten Sinema go to the same school or something?

by Anonymousreply 264March 28, 2022 1:14 PM

It’s fucking juvenile to constantly pose half naked

by Anonymousreply 265March 28, 2022 1:19 PM

Someone's really invested in defending the Honour of La Cockgobbler. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

by Anonymousreply 266March 28, 2022 1:58 PM

^ Yes, Princess Tinymeat is here to let us all know that we're, "fat and ugly" and are "jealous". The three mortal sins of circuit queens

by Anonymousreply 267March 28, 2022 4:59 PM

R267- The irony of this is the fact that CG looks like dried up old leather! 😂

by Anonymousreply 268March 28, 2022 5:28 PM

If we were compassionate around here, we would all chip in 50 cents and get Aaron some Comet for that nasty brown hole!

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by Anonymousreply 269March 28, 2022 5:29 PM

R269- Two for one day!

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by Anonymousreply 270March 28, 2022 5:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 271March 28, 2022 9:21 PM
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by Anonymousreply 272March 28, 2022 9:22 PM

R271-. All I see is Winnie-The-Pooh with a rifle.

by Anonymousreply 273March 28, 2022 9:26 PM

Gee, thanks for the reminder 🤮

by Anonymousreply 274March 28, 2022 9:27 PM

Can’t be attracted to Topel anymore.

by Anonymousreply 275March 29, 2022 1:31 AM

Throwback: somewhere warm and full of hunks

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by Anonymousreply 276March 29, 2022 1:38 AM

Why do some of you care so much about this man? For people who aren't jealous, you sure do love to talk about him and try to learn every detail of his life, including the friends he chills with. I've never seen so many people who claim not to care, care!

by Anonymousreply 277March 29, 2022 1:40 AM

Exactly r277

These highly degreed authors are obsessed with Aaron Schock

They beat off their flaccid micro dicks to those lovingly preserved pics r271 / r272 every night

by Anonymousreply 278March 29, 2022 1:52 AM

^ OMG Princess Tinymeat is back to admonish all us for being "fat and ugly" and to remind us how "jealous" we are 🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 279March 29, 2022 2:50 AM

That is one dingy pocketbook 👜

by Anonymousreply 280March 29, 2022 5:23 AM

He's and his friends are so amazingly hot. How can I get a body like the guys at r276? I feel that looking like that is enough to make me happy.

by Anonymousreply 281March 29, 2022 5:36 AM

He's still a Republican, as are his shallow friends, so that's reason enough to wish ill upon him and them.

by Anonymousreply 282March 29, 2022 6:12 AM

" How can I get a body like the guys at [R276]?"

Eat a lot and sit around playing video games 😏

by Anonymousreply 283March 29, 2022 7:56 AM

[quote]How can I get a body like the guys at [R276]?

Genes, live at the gym and have an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 284March 29, 2022 10:49 AM


by Anonymousreply 285March 29, 2022 10:59 AM

[quote] Genes, live at the gym and have an eating disorder

That is the statement of a loser.

by Anonymousreply 286March 29, 2022 2:58 PM

I mean - you can think what you want. I've had a body like that. It's a fucking lot of work and eating like that is sort of shitty. Imagine getting no pleasure out of what you eat, ever. It gets reallly old.

But I'm sure R286's masturbatory fantasies are, to him, more important than human life.

by Anonymousreply 287March 29, 2022 3:07 PM

You haters make no sense. On one hand, you claim he spends his days and nights engaged in meth-fueled hedonistic partying and bottoming, and then on the other hand, you claim it takes dedication in diet and exercise to achieve his type of body. The two are not compatible. Which is it? Is he a slutty party boy or a guy with amazing dedication to nutrition and exercise?

by Anonymousreply 288March 29, 2022 3:16 PM

R151 Well I’m curious too. Why would a straight guy be going on vacation with a gang of gay instaho’s if that wasn’t involved. They all must be escorting. I don’t think they’re doing shoots.

by Anonymousreply 289March 29, 2022 3:18 PM

r289=sad, fug, seethingly jealous cubefag who can only dream of living the type of exciting jet-set life Aaron and his hot buds lead.

by Anonymousreply 290March 29, 2022 3:30 PM

^ Aaron had to take a day off to service several Middle Eastern and Indian clients, but he's back on DL to call us a bunch of fat jealous slobs!

Did they wreck your dirty brown hole, Aaron?

by Anonymousreply 291March 29, 2022 3:49 PM

It's cute and funny when a 2's are critical of 9's and 10's. The jealousy-fueled criticism is hysterical, also kinda tragic.

by Anonymousreply 292March 29, 2022 3:53 PM

@r291, I bet Cockgobbler still smells like goat 🤢

by Anonymousreply 293March 29, 2022 3:54 PM

Princess Tinymeat is still here letting all us "haters" know just how "fug" and "jealous" we all are of a disgraced Repug who sells what's left of his meth-addled body to rich middle eastern goat farmers

I feel so schooled 🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 294March 29, 2022 3:59 PM

Does your cum smell like curry, Aaron?

by Anonymousreply 295March 29, 2022 4:00 PM

Someone’s mad.

But it’s an honest question. There’s lots of YouTubers and content creators who say they grow broke keeping up with the charade.

These people don’t really do anything.

by Anonymousreply 296March 29, 2022 4:01 PM

Wait on what planet is Aaron a 9 or a 10? Based on what? A scale to 100?

by Anonymousreply 297March 29, 2022 4:11 PM

Oh Aaron is a 9-10 for sure, but you can't see that through your hazy vail of envy. 2's and 3's are pathetic and thankfully invisable in the gay community.

by Anonymousreply 298March 29, 2022 4:16 PM

^ There it is again, "jealous". No, Princess, it's YOU who are "jealous" of what Cockgobbler represents, not us

by Anonymousreply 299March 29, 2022 4:24 PM

R298 is definitely Cockgobbler herself or at least a close “friend”.

by Anonymousreply 300March 29, 2022 4:28 PM

No one is paying for 40 year old hole

It’s hilarious, and very telling, about the age of Aaron Schock haters on this thread

by Anonymousreply 301March 29, 2022 4:40 PM

^ 🤣🤣 God, you're thick. The reason we hate Miss Thang goes a little deeper...

"Schock resigned from Congress in March 2015 amid a scandal involving his use of public and campaign funds. A subsequent congressional ethics investigation "revealed that he used taxpayer money to fund lavish trips and events".[3] In November 2016, a federal grand jury indicted him in connection with the scandal. After he pled not guilty, prosecutors reached a deferred prosecution agreement with him in March 2019 whereby all charges against him were dropped in return for a period of good behavior and payment of $100,000 in restitution.[4] As part of the deal, Schock's campaign committee, Schock for Congress, also pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count of failing to properly report expenses.[4]"

Despite having a voting record of consistently opposing LGBTQ rights,[5] Schock came out as gay in March 2020 and expressed regret for some of his previous policy decisions.[6] "

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by Anonymousreply 302March 29, 2022 4:46 PM

No, you’re jealous r302

Aaron Schock is a scumbag, but he’s totally avoided the consequences of his congressional career and his criminal acts. That alone would not cause your obsessive vitriol towards him. It’s the fact that he is publicly documenting his life on Instagram where he shows off his hot body, his hot friends, his partying and his world travels.

He is a scumbag…but he is living the life that you only dream of having, because you are fat, old , ugly and socially retarded. THAT is what makes you obsessively and irrationally jealous. Aaron Schock is a undeserving winner at life, and you are a loser.

You don’t fool us, and deep down, you don’t fool yourself. It’s grimly humorous to watch yourself embarrass yourself. Please, post more.

by Anonymousreply 303March 29, 2022 4:59 PM

DL hates gorgeous, successful, out-and-proud gay men. Sums up this hole thread. It's that simple. End of thread.

by Anonymousreply 304March 29, 2022 4:59 PM

^ 🤣🤣, Kindly go fuck yourself, you're too stupid to breath without a cheat sheet

by Anonymousreply 305March 29, 2022 5:03 PM

Aaron is no one’s 10 and he’s a hard 40! I thought he was a decent 50 year-old but 40, hell no. He looks like Jim Jordan and to call him a 10, it doesn’t take much to go on his IG and see anyone standing next to him makes him look like a 3.

I don’t know who you are, maybe you’re one of his tricks upset you feel like you wasted your money or if you’re his friend sticking up for him but enough.

No one is jealous of that queen.

by Anonymousreply 306March 29, 2022 5:05 PM

And I was talking about Nick Topel, not Aaron. It never even dawned on me Aaron would escort. I thought we were talking about Aaron buying Nick for a few days.

by Anonymousreply 307March 29, 2022 5:07 PM

But I’m right aren’t I r305

Use can all the emojis that you want, but you are still an ugly 2, obsessively posting over a guy who does not you exist

Put down that can of cake frosting, go to the gym and interact with the real world. With enough hard work, you might even meet a man who is willing to touch your scabby carcass.

by Anonymousreply 308March 29, 2022 5:09 PM

No, Pumpkin, you've never been right about anything 😜

by Anonymousreply 309March 29, 2022 5:10 PM

Oh, I think I am

by Anonymousreply 310March 29, 2022 5:11 PM

I can only think of one reason why a 20-something “straight” Instagram model would be vacationing with a bunch of old Republican aunties.

by Anonymousreply 311March 29, 2022 5:12 PM

^ I can think of a few thousand... $$$

by Anonymousreply 312March 29, 2022 5:13 PM

Aaron is very sexy. The gay mascjock we all want to date and fuck. Really handsome all-American face. Pecs, bis, and abs for daysssss! His pits are amazing and demand to be sniffed for what is definitely a musky aroma. I don't see how anyone can deny how hot the man is, unless of course they may be a little jealous, hint hint. I can't think of any other reason for the degree of vitriol.

by Anonymousreply 313March 29, 2022 6:25 PM

^ Aren't you late for your Shop-bottom shift at Macy's?

by Anonymousreply 314March 29, 2022 6:29 PM

I suspect some of the posts of "Aaron is so sexy, you are just jealous" are parody.

by Anonymousreply 315March 29, 2022 6:43 PM

I don't quite know how to use trolldar, but I strongly suspect that there's only one "you're jealous of these hot, successful, cosmopolitan men with impeccable anal hygiene" troll, who just keeps posting and posting.

by Anonymousreply 316March 29, 2022 6:53 PM

^ Yeah, he's just one of Cockgobbler's hanger-ons doing his bidding

by Anonymousreply 317March 29, 2022 6:58 PM

It’s an evil world wide Cockgobbler cabal that opposes the brave Datalounge hotties who call out the Cockgobbler and informs the public of his every move by transferring the images on his Instagram posts to another image platform to make sure that Dataloungers don’t have to click another time to see years old images of the Cockgobbler and his friends.

Where would the human civilization be without the courageous anti Cockgobbler force, who hold advance degrees, have authorship of important books, and are much more photogenic than the the dreaded Cockgobbler? How fortunate we are to have them!

by Anonymousreply 318March 29, 2022 7:10 PM

Anyone defending that piece of shit is an asshole, it doesn't matter how hot and fabulous Aaron is, he's still a rancid piece of shit who tried his level best to hurt his own kind.

by Anonymousreply 319March 29, 2022 7:17 PM

MARY!!! r319. Dramatic much?

by Anonymousreply 320March 29, 2022 7:26 PM

His own kind r319?

Nobody claims fat, ugly, and socially retarded gay men as their own.

by Anonymousreply 321March 29, 2022 7:29 PM

No, R319 is if anything understating the matter.

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by Anonymousreply 322March 29, 2022 7:30 PM

Charges were dismissed r322

Do you think you know better than the US justice system?

Cockgobbler was set free to roam the land and to live his best life.

Unfair, but I’m not bothered by it. Years later, you are still bothered by it. Wonder why?

by Anonymousreply 323March 29, 2022 7:33 PM

Aaron, do your conservative parents know about your filthy brown hole and hooking for Middle Eastern men?

by Anonymousreply 324March 29, 2022 7:35 PM

r324, your post is as vial and disgusting as you (falsely) claim Aaron's life to be.

by Anonymousreply 325March 29, 2022 7:44 PM

[quote] your post is as vial

It's vile, dear. Learn to spell.

by Anonymousreply 326March 29, 2022 7:45 PM

What’s wrong with hooking up with Middle Eastern men r324?

Are you an ancient flyover white racist?

by Anonymousreply 327March 29, 2022 7:47 PM

[quote]Unfair, but I’m not bothered by it. Years later, you are still bothered by it. Wonder why?

You're not bothered by political corruption, in this case the fact that obvious malfeasance by a sitting member of Congress went unpunished? Okay... By the way, one could add this shithead's votes to block gay rights and reproductive, to shift the tax burden from the rich to the middle class and poor, to defile air and drinking water in favor of manufacturers' profits, etc.

No matter how you slice it, Cockgobbler is a shithead, and anyone defending him on account of his big tits and palm-shaded getaways is also a shithead (I mean, Princess Stéphanie has those things, too, and we make fun of *her* shallowness and leathery visage).

by Anonymousreply 328March 29, 2022 7:48 PM

No one that short can be a 9.

by Anonymousreply 329March 29, 2022 7:48 PM

@r327, Cockgobbler is a racist piece of shit from Peoria Illinois, the capitol of Flyoverstan

by Anonymousreply 330March 29, 2022 7:49 PM

R327 Nothing at all darlin'--I just was assuming that Aaron's conservative parents would be mortified because: 1) gays are icky; and 2) Middle Easterners are brown and only white people are the best.

Nice try though.

by Anonymousreply 331March 29, 2022 7:50 PM

Cockgobbler's parents won't have anything to do with him. They, along with their God hates him

Like we all do

by Anonymousreply 332March 29, 2022 7:53 PM

Who is Princess Stephanie? Is that a Greatest Generation thing?

by Anonymousreply 333March 29, 2022 7:53 PM

Oh, just fuck off, r326.

Oh please, r328. Don't pretend that your extreme anger stems from political "malfeasance" and not from the fact that Aaronn has the looks and is living the life you can only dream about from your dreary little cubical. Just be honest with yourself.

by Anonymousreply 334March 29, 2022 7:55 PM

Get a load of this...

"Scandal-scarred former Rep. Aaron Schock has come out as gay — admitting it has left him disowned by his deeply religious family who want him to go through conversion therapy."

They're all sick fucks, the entire family

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by Anonymousreply 335March 29, 2022 7:56 PM

This story is the only reason we should have sympathy for Aaron Schock r335

Sad. He never had a chance.

Good for him, getting his life together and living his life with his chosen family.

by Anonymousreply 336March 29, 2022 8:00 PM

Bravo to Aaron. He deserves some happiness. Glad the man has found true joy in life. Sometimes your family is the one you make, not the one your born into.

by Anonymousreply 337March 29, 2022 8:02 PM

^ Sympathy for the guy who turned on his Gay brothers and sisters, but now wants their support? I don't think so

by Anonymousreply 338March 29, 2022 8:03 PM

Sympathy for the guy who stole money from voters to support his lavish lifestyle? I don't think so

by Anonymousreply 339March 29, 2022 8:05 PM

No one claims sour, ugly, socially maladjusted gay men as their own r338

Rage as much you like, the gay winners will not want or accept you.

This is reality.

by Anonymousreply 340March 29, 2022 8:06 PM

That NY Post article is chock full of BS. He says he'd never seen Downton Abbey but spent lots of taxpayer $$ decorating his office to look like that set. Sure, Jan.

Liar, liar, liar. The conversion therapy stuff could be true, but later in the article it says his mother wanted him to meet someone special. None of that adds up if the family disowned him.

by Anonymousreply 341March 29, 2022 8:07 PM

Sympathy for this man-whore who sells what's left of his body to the highest bidder rather than do an honest day's work? I don't think so

by Anonymousreply 342March 29, 2022 8:07 PM

Yeah, he's a real sweetheart...

"Aaron Schock, the former Illinois Congressman who opposed gay marriage during his tenure, came out as gay Thursday on social media."

"Schock resigned from Congress in 2015 after lavish spending and was later charged with defrauding the government to fund personal air travel and office renovations, including imitating the 20th-century decor of the British upper class. Many said the renovations appeared to be inspired by the TV show “Downton Abbey."

"“Aaron Schock's statement fails to acknowledge the years of hurt that his votes against hate crimes protections, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and more caused LGBTQ Americans,” wrote GLAAD in a tweet."

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by Anonymousreply 343March 29, 2022 8:11 PM

Desperate old whore begging for validation.

by Anonymousreply 344March 29, 2022 8:14 PM

Oh the irony ^

by Anonymousreply 345March 29, 2022 8:15 PM

Aaron, answering every post only proves that you are a sad used up OLD whore, so keep posting. It feeds my soul to see just how pathetic you are.

by Anonymousreply 346March 29, 2022 8:17 PM

Oh the irony ^

by Anonymousreply 347March 29, 2022 8:23 PM

There's more...

"While Schock half-apologizes for being against marriage equality, he conveniently ignores the rest of his hugely homophobic record. This man wasn’t just a coward, he was a crusader. He scored a zero on the Human Rights Campaign’s congressional scorecard. He voted against the Matthew Shepard Act, which expanded federal hate crime laws to include attacks motivated by gender identity or sexuality. He voted against the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. He boasted about having one of the “most conservative voting records in the state house”.

" coming out isn’t some sort of “get out of jail free” card. It doesn’t absolve you of your history. It doesn’t wipe your slate clean like Schock seems to think it does. As Glaad notes, the ex-politician doesn’t acknowledge the hurt he caused. He doesn’t take real responsibility and he doesn’t even properly apologize."

"Instead of asking for forgiveness, Schock seems to demand applause: LGBTQ+ people who don’t welcome him with open arms, he suggests, are “vicious”. His self-indulgent essay paints himself as both tragic victim and courageous hero. “"

^That right there^ is so you, Cockgobbler, you pathetic little shit

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by Anonymousreply 348March 29, 2022 8:25 PM

[quote] ^ Aaron had to take a day off to service several Middle Eastern and Indian clients, but he's back on DL to call us a bunch of fat jealous slobs! Did they wreck your dirty brown hole, Aaron?

Yup, blown out and busted. But that’s why you have your anal rejuvenation specialist on speed dial and retainer.

by Anonymousreply 349March 29, 2022 8:26 PM

You sure are obsessed R348

Do you have the link to every story about Aaron Schock?

by Anonymousreply 350March 29, 2022 8:27 PM

[quote] Wait on what planet is Aaron a 9 or a 10? Based on what? A scale to 100?


by Anonymousreply 351March 29, 2022 8:28 PM

The Cockgobbler's valiant defender has finally forced me to admit it: I am fat and ugly! I work in a small cubicle for pitiful wages, and spend my scant vacation time at local casinos, hoping vainly for chance to do for me what drudgery has failed to. My one luxury is an Instagram account, on which I thrill to former Representative Schock's glamorous travels to exotic places with equally stylish, attractive men. I imagine him ordering expensive cocktails, bantering easily with the bartender and other diners at this or that tropical resort, then heading out to a night of scintillating adventure, possibly including meth-fueled groping that will be recorded and uploaded by indiscreet bystanders.

Thank you, Cockgobbler defender, for forcing me to finally be honest with myself and stop pretending that I have a senior position at a reputable workplace, am literate in more than one language, and have traveled outside of my own time zone more than three times in my life.

by Anonymousreply 352March 29, 2022 8:43 PM

It will get use to the silence of the phone not ringing soon and hopefully accept the fact that no one wants a crusty old used up jizz rag. 🤢

by Anonymousreply 353March 29, 2022 8:59 PM

I'm a mess ☹️

But on my worse day I'm better than Cockgobbler on his best 🙂

by Anonymousreply 354March 29, 2022 9:14 PM

@r350, The links aren't for you, Princess Tinymeat, they're for all the other guys who read this thread who might not be aware of what a total piece of shit your "friend" Aaron Schock is

Now they know, thanks to your constant badgering of everyone here. Good going, genius

by Anonymousreply 355March 29, 2022 9:18 PM

Everyone on this thread knows about Aaron Schock’s history r355

Are you autistic? It would explain your obsessive behavior, literal mindedness and lack of social skills

by Anonymousreply 356March 29, 2022 9:47 PM

I love how Aaron's "political" statement was support for George W Bush (you know, a "real" leader) who, of course, called for a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in 2004.

by Anonymousreply 357March 29, 2022 9:50 PM

This thread is awesome. Keep it going! Clearly Aaron or a close friend is on the defensive and they can’t spell for shit. And before the broken record resumes, I’m not jealous. I kind of pity the guy. He seems so lost and empty and desperately trying to make up for his lost youth. He’s political past is repugnant but maybe he’ll eventually become a better person.

by Anonymousreply 358March 29, 2022 9:50 PM

^ *his political past. I can’t spell either; thanks autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 359March 29, 2022 9:55 PM

@r356, "Everyone on this thread knows about Aaron Schock’s history [R355]"

They do now thanks to you running your mouth for 358 posts. Keep up the good work, I'm sure Schock appreciates your efforts to remind the Gay community what scum he is

Never forget, never forgive

by Anonymousreply 360March 29, 2022 9:56 PM

The Cockgobbler's champion seems to think that our occasionally swinging by this thread to mock his idol constitutes "obsession" and "extreme anger."

by Anonymousreply 361March 29, 2022 10:02 PM

[quote] Never forget, never forgive

lol r360

Aaron Schock, and everyone else in the world, doesn’t give a shit about your forgiveness

You are powerless and inconsequential

by Anonymousreply 362March 29, 2022 10:09 PM

I only swing by to see if Aaron's triple-P tape has leaked...or he and his vile friends have been executed by one of his disgruntled Arab clients.

by Anonymousreply 363March 29, 2022 10:23 PM

@r362, So are you and your dirty assed "friend", Aaron Schock 😛

by Anonymousreply 364March 29, 2022 10:24 PM

I’m not the one raging about “never forget, never forgive” r364

Aaron Schock is going on with his life, unaware that you exist

by Anonymousreply 365March 29, 2022 10:27 PM

[quote] The Cockgobbler's champion seems to think that our occasionally swinging by this thread to mock his idol constitutes "obsession" and "extreme anger."

Yep R361 This thread is a fun time waster. It's like we're batting around a cat toy. For every "you're just fat and jealous" post, there's five more saying what a vile douche Cockgobbler is.

by Anonymousreply 366March 29, 2022 10:32 PM

^ Except for a hand full of Gay men the world has all but forgotten that criminal piece of anti-Gay puke

Do you really think I'm bothered by what a shit-for-brains fanboi like you thinks?

by Anonymousreply 367March 29, 2022 10:32 PM

[quote] a hand full of Gay men

What kind of schools do they have in Peoria?

by Anonymousreply 368March 29, 2022 10:47 PM

[quote] What kind of schools do they have in Peoria?

Home schoolin'

by Anonymousreply 369March 29, 2022 10:49 PM

Who the hell has every been to Peoria except Cockgobbler, ask him

by Anonymousreply 370March 29, 2022 10:50 PM

CG is an old goat fucker. 😂

by Anonymousreply 371March 30, 2022 12:18 AM

He helped to pass anti gay legislation.

He’s GAY.

If that’s not enough for you to understand the vitriol of some of comments about him, I don’t know what to say…

He’s not much better than Jew catchers who turned over fellow Jews to the Nazis, or the Uncle Tom slaves who told old massa when the other slaves were planning to revolt. He’s as corrupt as any politician can be, throwing his gay and lesbian brethren under the political bus. And now that I know that Ick Topel hangs out with him…(yes I know how I spelled Topel’s first name)…I deeply regret ever finding him hot.

Some of us aren’t distracted by a pair of pecs or leaked nudes. The man is a chancre sore.

by Anonymousreply 372March 30, 2022 1:17 AM

Throwback: Aaron, circa 2015

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by Anonymousreply 373March 30, 2022 5:40 AM

More throwback: Global Citizen Festival, 2014

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by Anonymousreply 374March 30, 2022 5:43 AM

Greasy turd face.

by Anonymousreply 375March 30, 2022 5:53 AM

I want to kiss his soft pouty lips. He must taste amazing.

by Anonymousreply 376March 30, 2022 6:49 AM

^ Like residual goat farmer and meth 🤢

by Anonymousreply 377March 30, 2022 6:55 AM

R376- You must have desperately low standards. He is actually gross.

by Anonymousreply 378March 30, 2022 7:03 AM

^ I'm hoping r376 was joking, but maybe not 😬

by Anonymousreply 379March 30, 2022 7:07 AM

It's hard to believe that he was once a U.S. Congressman.

by Anonymousreply 380March 30, 2022 7:34 AM

^ Actually if he pulled today what he pulled then no would would think twice about it. Repug scum is totally acceptable these days

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by Anonymousreply 382March 30, 2022 8:03 AM

^ Old picture, how far he's fallen

by Anonymousreply 383March 30, 2022 8:06 AM

He had the beady eyes even back then, and was already a joke. It seemed pretty clear that Congress for him was just a stepping stone to a life of fabulous international whoredom.

by Anonymousreply 384March 30, 2022 9:40 AM

^ 🤣 Fabulous International whore and man of mystery, Austin Shock

by Anonymousreply 385March 30, 2022 11:12 AM

That beady-eyed little weasel has always been a jerk. Years ago, when he was still in Congress and ostensibly still in the closet, he may have been publicly silent about being gay, but he was certainly happy to bang any guy he could get. One of them was a fellow Rethug who did fundraising for the GQP. He sort of dated and slept repeatedly with this guy. But, when they would see each other at events, Schlock, to maintain his inane charade, would act as if the guy was a total stranger and greet him every time with, “how nice to meet you.” 🙄

by Anonymousreply 386March 30, 2022 12:51 PM

Hey, Cockgobbler, did you ever get it on with Senator Paul Ryan? 😛

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by Anonymousreply 387March 30, 2022 1:04 PM

Did Hugh fuck Aaron?

by Anonymousreply 388March 30, 2022 2:11 PM

R388- Who hasn't fucked the crusty cum rag? Just yuck.

by Anonymousreply 389March 30, 2022 2:15 PM

um, you, r389, you fat ugly jealous looser! Aaron wouldn't even give you a second look.

by Anonymousreply 390March 30, 2022 2:35 PM

R390- I would fuck that petri dish of STD's with your dick, if you had one. 😂

by Anonymousreply 391March 30, 2022 2:37 PM

R391- Not really, lolol. He is greasy and nasty looking. If I had to shake his hand I would immediately use hand sanitizer.

by Anonymousreply 392March 30, 2022 2:45 PM

Disease ridden old slut.

by Anonymousreply 393March 30, 2022 2:46 PM

Who’s bankrolling his jaunts across the globe to be at all these A-gay events? He has no money, does he?

by Anonymousreply 394March 30, 2022 4:23 PM

^ Rich goat farmers from the middle-east

by Anonymousreply 395March 30, 2022 4:30 PM

@r390, " fat ugly jealous looser! "

Princess Tinymeat and her 6th grade vocabulary is back 😂

by Anonymousreply 396March 30, 2022 4:32 PM

I picture the Cockgobbler-defending troll as Goober's daughter: "You're just jealous!"

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by Anonymousreply 397March 30, 2022 4:43 PM

^ 🤣🤣 ^

by Anonymousreply 398March 30, 2022 4:47 PM
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by Anonymousreply 402March 30, 2022 5:09 PM

^ Leftovers, again? 🤢

by Anonymousreply 403March 30, 2022 5:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 406March 30, 2022 5:12 PM

OMG, Cockgobbler has alopecia 😳

by Anonymousreply 407March 30, 2022 5:13 PM

He's a literal whore R394, and his clients are wealthy gay men from all over the world...who have low standards.

by Anonymousreply 408March 30, 2022 5:17 PM

And what exactly is wrong with that, R407?

by Anonymousreply 409March 30, 2022 5:21 PM

Nothing, we just used to call them "Midwestern hairless "

by Anonymousreply 410March 30, 2022 5:24 PM

Who keeps posting those sickening pictures! 🤢

by Anonymousreply 411March 30, 2022 9:07 PM

Remember three years ago when DL's straight-washers kept insisting that "straight men send pics of their holes to WOMEN!" to "prove" that Aaron was heterosexual?

They are in every single thread where a male celebrity is suspected of being gay, so they can make up stories about "knowing him" and that "he's so, so straight! Ha ha!"

by Anonymousreply 412March 30, 2022 9:12 PM

Apparently Middle Eastern johns like a dirty brown shitter.

by Anonymousreply 413March 30, 2022 9:15 PM

^ Well, Cockgobbler IS better then the goats

by Anonymousreply 414March 30, 2022 9:19 PM

Nasty, nasty, nasty. I bet you he hasn't even been vaccinated because he is an ignorant repuke.

by Anonymousreply 415March 30, 2022 9:19 PM

R412, straight men DO send pics of their holes to women!

by Anonymousreply 416March 30, 2022 9:31 PM

Thanks for reposting those photos. I really need a fuck tape from Cockgobbler or at least someone sucking his dick or him sucking dick. Something very incriminating

by Anonymousreply 417March 30, 2022 10:43 PM

^Fat ugly loser beating his flaccid micro dick to years old pics


by Anonymousreply 418March 30, 2022 10:48 PM

^ "Fat ugly loser"

Princess Tinymeat is back to join the party 😜

I'm fat, ugly and jealous, right Princess? 😏

by Anonymousreply 419March 30, 2022 10:52 PM


And you’re boring

by Anonymousreply 420March 30, 2022 11:05 PM

^ Ooh, you learned a new word today, good boy

by Anonymousreply 421March 30, 2022 11:08 PM

R421- If we put it on ignore it would just KILL him. But then we couldn't enjoy his pathetic desperation for validation, lolol.

by Anonymousreply 422March 30, 2022 11:54 PM

Ignore Princess Tinymeat?

This is the most attention she's gotten since Cockgobbler and his posse of posers refused to make eye contact with her at the White Party. She hasen't been the same since she was allowed to breath the same rarefied air as them 😍

by Anonymousreply 423March 31, 2022 2:25 AM

Go suck a dirty Arab dick, Aaron. That is all you have ever been good for.

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by Anonymousreply 425March 31, 2022 5:10 AM

Alls I know is that Aaron passes my moistness test. He gets me all damp and dewy...back there. That gorgeous man could fuck me ten ways to Sunday. Alas, he is out of my league and wouldn't give me the time of day, and I'm good with that. But a gurl can dream!

by Anonymousreply 426March 31, 2022 3:59 PM

R426- He is an aging old whore. He would fuck a baby seal for money.

by Anonymousreply 427March 31, 2022 4:04 PM

How charming R426.

by Anonymousreply 428March 31, 2022 5:31 PM

R428- No, he isn't charming, nor is he handsome, nor is he young, not is he desirable. He is a disease ridden whore.

by Anonymousreply 429March 31, 2022 5:41 PM

Aaron's fartbox smells like goat urine.

by Anonymousreply 430March 31, 2022 5:44 PM

All of Cockgobbler smells like goat, like his clientele and it's my understanding that's one hell of a stank to get rid of. There are entire middle east countries that smell like a mix of oil and goat 🤢

by Anonymousreply 431March 31, 2022 5:58 PM

R431- And unwashed asses. 🤢

by Anonymousreply 432March 31, 2022 6:01 PM

Sadly, those nations were squeaky clean and fresh-scented before the Cockgobbler betook his unwashed, shit-slimed crack to their climes.

by Anonymousreply 433March 31, 2022 6:04 PM

Does Cockgobbler have an assistant to hose down his caked and grimy brown shitter after the Middle Eastern johns tear it up? (Sort of like an on-call Hope Hicks)

by Anonymousreply 434March 31, 2022 6:17 PM

R434- Time is money! No time for cleanliness!

by Anonymousreply 435March 31, 2022 6:21 PM

Near Eastern potentates find his beady-eyed grimace to be enticingly exotic.

by Anonymousreply 436March 31, 2022 6:31 PM

I need to write something nasty about Aaron today.

Have I come to the right place?

by Anonymousreply 437March 31, 2022 6:32 PM

^ I don't know, let's see your work and we'll let you know 🤔

by Anonymousreply 438March 31, 2022 6:33 PM

Stop posting here, WHORE, and no one will even remember that you ever existed.

by Anonymousreply 439March 31, 2022 6:34 PM

Like YOUR life ever mattered r439?

Oh, the irony

by Anonymousreply 440March 31, 2022 7:10 PM

Yes, much more than some narcissistic disease ridden whore who betrayed his country . So, yes. What amazing accomplishments will a used up wrinkled old whore be remembered for, other than a selfish life of prostitution? Debasing himself. At his funeral what could one say for an eulogy? He was a filthy, remorseless whore and corrupt politician?

by Anonymousreply 441March 31, 2022 7:45 PM

^ I like you 😍

by Anonymousreply 442March 31, 2022 7:55 PM

R442- Ditto. 😘

by Anonymousreply 443March 31, 2022 7:58 PM

This thread is a sad, pathetic mess of jealousness and envy. The fact is that Aaron is objectively gorgeous and extremely fuckable. Anyone who argues that fact is just lying to himself.

by Anonymousreply 444March 31, 2022 8:40 PM

[quote]This thread is a sad, pathetic mess

You're right about that part, at least.

by Anonymousreply 445March 31, 2022 8:45 PM

R444- Sure, lol. Sure, dear. You just keep on looking into your magic mirror that talks to back to you telling you are wonderful. 🤣

by Anonymousreply 446March 31, 2022 8:46 PM

CG has the face of a dog turd drying up in the summer sun. 💩

by Anonymousreply 447March 31, 2022 8:49 PM

@r444, Princess Tinymeat with all your fabulous vocabulary is back!

We are just so "jealous" and full of "envy" of your relationship with Cockgobbler. We wish it were us, but alas, we are "fat and ugly" 😢

by Anonymousreply 448March 31, 2022 8:53 PM

R448- No dear, we just have standards. The wrinkled midget doesn't meet those standards. He is nothing but a vacuous, corrupt whore who betrayed his country, the gay community, and his political office. A worm. A slimy worm.

by Anonymousreply 449March 31, 2022 8:57 PM

^ It's just an ongoing joke with r444, that's been going on in this thread since the beginning. No matter what is said her only comeback is that everyone who doesn't like Cockgobbler are "fat", "ugly" and "jealous". That's the extent of her vocabulary

When one drops out of the 6th grade, people notice

by Anonymousreply 450March 31, 2022 9:06 PM

"This thread is a sad, pathetic mess "

So is the subject matter

by Anonymousreply 451March 31, 2022 9:08 PM

R44(et al): I’m glad you’re attracted to the Cockgobbler. Good for you.

I, however, do not find him attractive. If that makes me old, fat, ugly I can handle it.

Now run go try to fuck the Cockgobbler. (Or, if you are the Cockgobbler, go fuck yourself).

by Anonymousreply 452March 31, 2022 9:09 PM

I'm old, fat and ugly, but I've got a big ol' dick and a shit-ton of money

I win 😜

by Anonymousreply 453March 31, 2022 9:13 PM

R453: I love you! 😘

by Anonymousreply 454March 31, 2022 9:18 PM

Is skidmark still threatening people who discuss his "profession"?

by Anonymousreply 455March 31, 2022 9:47 PM

^ He's here, I get whiffs of goat from time to time 🤢

by Anonymousreply 456March 31, 2022 9:54 PM

R455- Skidmark, lolol!

by Anonymousreply 457March 31, 2022 9:56 PM

Question for the haters: Are there any gorgeous, successful, out and proud gay men that you DO like? From this board, all it seems that you have to do is be hot, rich, and poudly out, and you gay looser sharks come circling for blood. So fucking telling.

by Anonymousreply 458March 31, 2022 10:20 PM

It's still in dispute whether a beady-eyed, leathery swindler and disgraced former politician who only came out (and stopped persecuting gays through legislation) after his downfall, and who seems to spend most of his time chasing after drugs, money, sex, and PR is, in fact, a "gorgeous, successful, out and proud gay man."

by Anonymousreply 459March 31, 2022 10:26 PM

However, there is no dispute as to weather r459 is stupid, fat, ugly and jealous.

by Anonymousreply 460March 31, 2022 10:28 PM


Oh, R460, you never disappoint!

by Anonymousreply 461March 31, 2022 10:32 PM

Put R444 on ignore then read all her fangurling in your ignore list. She’s high-lar-i-ous!!!

by Anonymousreply 462March 31, 2022 10:34 PM

How rich *is* the Cockgobbler, anyway? A google search gives his net worth as half a million dollars.

by Anonymousreply 463March 31, 2022 10:35 PM

^ Ha, that's right after he returns from the middle-east. He's mostly broke going from trick to trick to pay his bills

by Anonymousreply 464March 31, 2022 10:39 PM

@r460, We keep telling you that you should have finished 6th grade

by Anonymousreply 465March 31, 2022 10:41 PM

Aaron Schock = winner at all things gay

Aaron Schock haters = laughable pathetic delusional fatties who haven’t had a man touch them in 30 years

Especially r453….lol at your claim to have any dick and any money

by Anonymousreply 466March 31, 2022 10:53 PM

^ Princess Tinydick has spoken!

In really short sentences with monosyllabic words


by Anonymousreply 467March 31, 2022 10:57 PM

Fuck off, r465! I can match you score for score on any IQ test, and probably do even better then you. Dumb gay fool.

by Anonymousreply 468March 31, 2022 11:00 PM

CG have up any hope of ever having respect or being a desirable man the minute he became a common, filthy, whore who sold out everything that ever matters in life, including his dignity.

by Anonymousreply 469March 31, 2022 11:01 PM

@r468, Was that a nerve, cupcake?

You could try and get your GED, it's kind of hard, but maybe Cockgobbler will help you study 🤣

by Anonymousreply 470March 31, 2022 11:05 PM

^ 🤪🤡🤪

Princess Tinymeat speaks!

by Anonymousreply 471March 31, 2022 11:07 PM

Hey, Shock, good luck to you wherever you are. Eventually the world is going to catch up to you and you've used your last "Get Out of Jail Free" card

by Anonymousreply 472March 31, 2022 11:26 PM

^ Princess Tinymeat speaks the truth 🤪🤪 !

by Anonymousreply 473March 31, 2022 11:29 PM

Oh wow. This thread attracted two of Schock’s loser friends who think being a high-priced call girl and Instaho is being “successful” and “winning”.

by Anonymousreply 474March 31, 2022 11:32 PM

@r473, You'll never be me no matter how hard you try. You're just not good enough, cupcake

by Anonymousreply 475March 31, 2022 11:38 PM

You’re a riot 🤣

Har de har har!

by Anonymousreply 476March 31, 2022 11:40 PM

^ You're not at all 😒

I hope you know how to suck dick, but I doubt it

by Anonymousreply 477March 31, 2022 11:43 PM

You are schooling Shock… SCHOOLING 😜😜

More schooling! More!

by Anonymousreply 478March 31, 2022 11:51 PM

Gurls gurls stop fighting! Let’s look at something more pleasant

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by Anonymousreply 479April 1, 2022 12:11 AM

Who’s that???

One of those sad face hot bodied circuit whores?

They are all white 😏

by Anonymousreply 480April 1, 2022 12:13 AM

Throwback: Art Basel Miami, last December

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by Anonymousreply 481April 1, 2022 12:14 AM

R480: Gurl, he’s the other named person in the thread title, Nick Topel

by Anonymousreply 482April 1, 2022 12:15 AM

Yes, we are aware that the filthy whore is a legend in his own mind. 🥱

by Anonymousreply 483April 1, 2022 12:18 AM


More pics from the Cockgobbler’s distant past😝

We are so grateful that you ripped his pics of from AS Instagram and transferee them to another website

It shows dedication to exposing yourself very misdeed of that diseased white! Kudos r481! 😙

by Anonymousreply 484April 1, 2022 12:18 AM

Oh, dear, leopard print is really not her color. She should stick to something more ... Peorian.

by Anonymousreply 485April 1, 2022 12:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 486April 1, 2022 12:50 AM

The chick in R481 is on Tinder looking for a real man.

by Anonymousreply 487April 1, 2022 12:52 AM

Do these guys know how much they are mocked and laughed at behind their Fabulous backs?

by Anonymousreply 488April 1, 2022 12:57 AM

No, R488, because all they care about is their fabulous circle of gym-queen friends.

by Anonymousreply 489April 1, 2022 12:59 AM

Yeah, but all circles have borders, and surely some of these flesh mannequins can see over them.

by Anonymousreply 490April 1, 2022 1:00 AM

Aaron Schock is the new Lee Pace

by Anonymousreply 491April 1, 2022 1:02 AM

No, R490. Their world is quite small.

by Anonymousreply 492April 1, 2022 1:04 AM

True, and the drugs no doubt help quiet the voices of what's left of their souls.

by Anonymousreply 493April 1, 2022 1:05 AM

It is truly a craven world they live in, such denial that age, damage from abusing their health, STD's, etc. will never happen to them. It is a very shallow world with shallow people.

by Anonymousreply 494April 1, 2022 1:10 AM

Someone send this thread to Aaron Schock or Nick Topel or CG whoever that is 😜

They will be so devastated at our scathing comments that at least one then will put a gun in his mouth and blow his brain out 🤪🔫🧠🩸💨

by Anonymousreply 495April 1, 2022 1:11 AM

Anyone who isn't a member of their whore posse or an adoring fan is probably blocked. R495

by Anonymousreply 496April 1, 2022 1:13 AM

No one can block a direct link to the Cockgobbler and his harem of camel lipped whores r496

Broadcast this thread all over the internet

Prove our collective power! 😎😎😎

by Anonymousreply 497April 1, 2022 1:16 AM

What a sad, empty life.

by Anonymousreply 498April 1, 2022 1:23 AM

Could it be posted on Twitter without attracting the tiny foot stompers' wrath?

by Anonymousreply 499April 1, 2022 1:25 AM

The world has seen his rosebud. There’s nothing lower than that.

by Anonymousreply 500April 1, 2022 1:28 AM

Yes, and it was filthy.

by Anonymousreply 501April 1, 2022 1:29 AM

[quote]Does Cockgobbler have an assistant to hose down his caked and grimy brown shitter after the Middle Eastern johns tear it up? (Sort of like an on-call Hope Hicks)

Yes, I hear she uses a steamer on it.

by Anonymousreply 502April 2, 2022 11:11 AM

Memo to the haters: your dumb and jealous. Oh you need to get a life.

by Anonymousreply 503April 2, 2022 11:17 AM

^ Such a tediously little freak you are

by Anonymousreply 504April 2, 2022 11:21 AM

R503, are you actually denying that the Cockgobbler has an assistant to steam his asscrack clean before and after every assignation with his generous Middle Eastern friends? Because if so, *you're* the deluded one.

by Anonymousreply 505April 2, 2022 11:30 AM

Memo to R503: you need to learn basic grammar.

by Anonymousreply 506April 2, 2022 12:22 PM

^ We've already established that the Cockgobbler troll dropped out of the 6th grade. We're trying to get her to get a GED, but it's too hard 😂

by Anonymousreply 507April 2, 2022 12:26 PM

Haters gonna hate.

by Anonymousreply 508April 2, 2022 12:33 PM

^ Cockgobbler should be used to the hate by now

by Anonymousreply 509April 2, 2022 12:35 PM

Cockgobbler, is that you at R508? We know that's your catchphrase.

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by Anonymousreply 510April 2, 2022 12:40 PM

Why do gay men constantly tear down there own? Seeing it all the time on this board, and as a gay man, I find it heart-breaking and sickening.

by Anonymousreply 511April 2, 2022 1:14 PM

^ That's why we hate Cockgobbler for all the damage he caused the Gay community. I'm so glad you finally get it 😏

by Anonymousreply 512April 2, 2022 1:17 PM

Yes, it's "heart-breaking and sickening" to make fun of a dried-up disgraced right-wing politician who now is all over social media whoring it up with other ripped dimwits. Leave Cockgobbler alone!

by Anonymousreply 513April 2, 2022 1:46 PM

^ Right, the Gay community should embrace him, so he can do more damage. Kind of like Jews for Hitler

by Anonymousreply 514April 2, 2022 1:49 PM

R49 He frankly looks amazing for a 40 year old. And Topel looks way older than 22. You wouldn't think there are 20 years of difference between them.

by Anonymousreply 515April 10, 2022 3:05 PM

He’s fit, but he’s got bandy legs, like a rooster. Dear Lord in Heaven! What do I tell my children?

by Anonymousreply 516April 10, 2022 3:12 PM

Sorry, dear, Aaron is very grizzled for a 40-year old. The partying and whatever the hell else he is up to are taking their toll.

by Anonymousreply 517April 10, 2022 3:16 PM

r517=seethingly jealous fat ugly gay looser that Aaron wouldn't give a second look at.

by Anonymousreply 518April 10, 2022 3:23 PM

R517 The average 40 year old American man would sell his own mother to have a body like that, at that age.

by Anonymousreply 519April 10, 2022 3:38 PM

^ Here we go again. YOU'RE JUST ALL JEALOUS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 520April 10, 2022 3:41 PM


by Anonymousreply 521April 10, 2022 4:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 522April 10, 2022 4:57 PM

Well, he's certainly better at being a soulless, morality-free, drugged out aging party whore. So, winning?

by Anonymousreply 523April 10, 2022 5:00 PM

He has a better body then 99.9% of men his age, and is getting more quality cock than any of you fucking loosers ever got even in your so called hay day, so yeah I'd def say he is winning.

by Anonymousreply 524April 10, 2022 5:42 PM

^ Hi Aaron. Hope you’re having a great weekend with your 99.9% superior body and enjoying the “quality cock”! Bless you.

by Anonymousreply 525April 10, 2022 7:31 PM


by Anonymousreply 526April 10, 2022 8:48 PM

In Aaron's case R526 Meth Bump.

by Anonymousreply 527April 10, 2022 10:10 PM

^ Hi Aaron. How's that dirty brown hole? Do you have any upcoming Easter discounts for your Middle Eastern johns? Your parents must be so proud!

by Anonymousreply 528April 10, 2022 11:56 PM

JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS. You queens are seething with it. The most saddest thing is, Aaron is so damn handsome and built, you dumb jealous queens would probably swear otherwise on a stack of bibles or sign an affadavid that said he was not hot. Sad and tragic for you.

by Anonymousreply 529April 11, 2022 1:09 AM

^^^^Sweetie, your arguments ((such as they are) would be much more convincing is you could use proper English and actually spell correctly.

by Anonymousreply 530April 11, 2022 7:22 AM

^^if, not is

by Anonymousreply 531April 11, 2022 7:24 AM

Is R529 and his many other posts for real…or parody?

by Anonymousreply 532April 11, 2022 8:25 AM

If real, either the Cockgobbler posts here via accusatory sockpuppets, taking time out from his busy yacht-and-spa schedule, or he has a very ardent fan.

by Anonymousreply 533April 11, 2022 11:12 AM

Aaron is goals. The dude is jacked. I don't believe any a you when you say you wouldn't get down on your knees and worship every last inch of his body. Denial is not a river in Egyp.

by Anonymousreply 534April 11, 2022 12:48 PM

R533, they must be a very satisfied customer.

by Anonymousreply 535April 11, 2022 12:50 PM

I wish the Cockgobbler troll would learn how to spell "loser."

Although in the Cockgobbler's case, "looser" is apt.

by Anonymousreply 536April 11, 2022 2:05 PM

[quote] I don't believe any a you when you say you wouldn't get down on your knees and worship every last inch of his body.

Can I put a bag over his head to hide his beady eyes, crows feet, and vacant smile?

by Anonymousreply 537April 11, 2022 2:13 PM

I mean - he gave me a second look. More than a second one. Several.

by Anonymousreply 538April 11, 2022 2:19 PM

[quote] sign an affadavid

R529 is Rudy Guiliani's star witness Melissa Carrone!

It's affidavit, toots.

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by Anonymousreply 539April 11, 2022 2:27 PM

omg, cockgobbler is probably the most stupidest word I've ever heard. Did you just pull that out a your ass? More jealousy, it's laughable at this point. Dizzy fug queens.

by Anonymousreply 540April 11, 2022 3:09 PM

The vast majority of the 500+ posts here are from the Brooklyn Seacow and its socks. The few not from Ewww.dwn are just fueling the tedium. He’s been “obsessed” with AS since that first taste of sad note in Queerty, posted earlier. In portions of the thread, Brooklyn Seacow is actually arguing with himself through alt accounts to keep it going, resorting to “bump” when the replies starts to die off.

by Anonymousreply 541April 11, 2022 3:57 PM

You new, R540? She's been called La Cockgobbler for a decade or so.

Maybe comment on shit you know about and not shit that makes you look dumb.

by Anonymousreply 542April 11, 2022 3:57 PM

The "Cockgobbler" sobriquet was coined early in Aaron's congressional tenure by a noble DataLounger whose avowed purpose was to push "Cockgobbler" to the top of the Google results whenever people looked up Aaron's name. At that time, of course, he was deeply in the closet to the entire world. Except those with eyes.

by Anonymousreply 543April 11, 2022 4:25 PM

Now we should all try to push Aaron Skidmark.

by Anonymousreply 544April 11, 2022 5:01 PM

Remember when he was often photographed in front of gay businesses while in Congress. Did he used to go to the gay bars?

by Anonymousreply 545April 16, 2022 4:12 AM

r545=fat, jealous, ugly looser. If he did enter into a gay bar, he certainly turned more heads then you ever did.

by Anonymousreply 546April 16, 2022 4:41 AM

[quote] then

by Anonymousreply 547April 16, 2022 2:47 PM

"Looser" than Cockgobbler, R546?

by Anonymousreply 548April 16, 2022 3:43 PM

Aaron ordered in while he was grifting in Congress.

by Anonymousreply 549April 16, 2022 3:44 PM
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