Henry Cavill and girlfriend spotted near Fort Lauderdale home

Did he buy a home there for the proximity to gay porn performers?

He has tiny little fists. Yuck. Most lezzies would be like: get the fuck outta here.

LOL the only gay porn performers in Ft Lauderdale are the retired ones in Wilton Manors

The woman across the table from Henry has a nasty sunburn.

He has the fist of a fucking foetus. Jesus Cripe.

I love the picture, he's telling that poor girl with his eyes... "You can't resist me, you'll get all nervous and flustered then do everything I ask"

Hahahahaha! God knows it would probably work on me 😜

This is the weirdest beard Henry has ever had lol

OMG! He's dating Hope Davis! Isn't she a little old for him?

having been married to a woman myself, i know this body language all too well.

R7 maybe the dress up like Stevie Nicks together and twirl in his backyard to Dreams

That guy behind him has a nice view.

His hands aren't too small, his biceps are too big for his short arms.

Does ANYBODY believe he's straight?

I find the guy behind him more attractive.

[quote] I find the guy behind him more attractive

You are basing that off seeing 2/3 of someone’s face?

Is that what they're saying R6? He just looks focused or perhaps slightly annoyed to me. His jaw looks clenched.

The guy behind him is attractive. And is it just me or is he looking at the person taking the picture?

Right, R12.

For awhile now, he has really been too bulky. Is he prone to fat and basically trying to turn a negative into a positive by generating muscle?

He can't tell that even straight women don't buy it. I've never seen him anything but bored looking around a female, even when they are paying him to perform in those Witcher sex scenes.

He looks on-camera the way I expect Leonardo does off-camera with his whale sounds headphones on--zoned out.

No. He's prone to not acting well, so he has focused on his body.

He is a classic endomorph with a squat stocky body and short limbs. He has managed to maintain his body well as he is naturally prone to fatness.

“She’s built for hibernating!” - Edina Monsoon’s mom

[quote]For awhile

Oh dear.

His limbs aren't short. He's too pumped up. When he's slim, his proportions are perfectly fine.

Mmm, I do enjoy a good muscular endomorph R19. I'm of the opinion that the more flesh, the better, as long as it is toned with muscle. A guy's got to eat.

Though when you look like you need to be rolled around Wonka's factory it kills the appeal.

His limbs are short, we’ve been commenting on his little T-Rex arms for a decade

You can see his arms at r21. His hands are level with his balls. That's not short.

^ 🤣🤣 Yeah it is

Whatever makes you ROFLMAO, r25...

Um, Henry Cavill's short arms make me 🤣🤣🤣

Did I hurt your feels? They're not your arms

Maybe I don't even have arms!

Damn, you type pretty good with your nose, but I kind of picture a chicken pecking

Are we sure they are new? his hair was very different just a few days ago.

DeuxMoi says these are new

Jesus Christ he’s never going to give upon that rosemary water is he

R13 no, because he's bi.

R31 Deuxmoi is full of shit.

This whole thing only generates jokes and backlash, it doesn't benefit his career at all... why is HC still doing this so badly?

I thought he was ambitious and a little smart but I see that he isn't

Perhaps he used to be really ambitious R34 but has cooled off a bit. He might be more content to take roles that keep him in the news, get paid, and then go home and play his games or indulge in his other hobbies.

Sounds pretty reasonable to me. The beard... I have no idea. We all want to blame his PR but I think he has a part to play as well.

Not sure he's ever been that smart though.

I get the impression he chooses relationships with a sycophantic woman who flatters him and doesn’t ask too many questions and gives him his space

Obviously the type of 10s who’d he’d be dating if he was straight would be very demanding and high maintenance

This girlfriend in particular appears to be very quirky, I mean it’s basically summer in South Florida already and she’s dressed like Diane Keaton at a gay funeral

I can see him forming some sort of attachment based on the mutual misfit thing

But it won’t be the same as a man

She’s actually cute.

Give it a rest, bitches.

Even Henry needs to cuddle every now and then.

^ Yes he does... So, where's the boyfriend? 🤔

[Quote] This whole thing only generates jokes and backlash, it doesn't benefit his career at all... why is HC still doing this so badly?

It only creates backlash among fangurls, who aren't the most sane types anyway.

I'm not his fangurl. Just noticed him trying too hard.

I think most straight women would rather the man be out and proud. He seems introverted, so it's not like anyone should expect Brangelina/Bennifer 2.0 megablitz.

Just find someone you are genuinely attracted to (or not) and settle down, Henry. No one should care so much about the private lives of these people, as long as they are not rapists, abusers and criminals.

I'd love to notice him trying too hard in the acting department. I'd love to notice him try at all.

Yeah, R42. That's what I meant.

These actors should realize that the rumours will die down and only their work will remain.

[quote]I think most straight women would rather the man be out and proud.

No they would not. Straight women are awful. Even Henry barely appears to tolerate them.

Trex arms gif

@r44, I love you 😍

@r45 🤣🤣

He can barely zip up his pants with those little stubs

r11 the guy behind hin is his trick for that night.

Plenty to see and do in Ft. Lauderdale

We may be horrible, but few of us want to wake up one day lying next to someone who wants dick as much as we do, and is secretly revolted by us.

Most sane adult want people who won't lie about who they are and what they really want. Anything else is a mind game.

Plus it's a waste of our fucking life, of which we are usually only sexually viable for 20 years or so.

So get in down the road and get you some dick, and so will we.

Awful pic of her but it looks like she's sporting the same smirk she always has. Her expression never changes leading me to think she's photoshopped in. Being half-serious.

Tin Hats Assemble!

She's cute enough. Fiona Apple with a blonde dye job.

R51 There's nothing that debunked the photoshop and body doubles theories yet IMO

[quote] He can barely zip up his pants with those little stubs

He barely be able to touch he pee spout between legs

good information

So, it's not only DL, but the whole world recognizes Henry "Stubs" Cavill's little T-Rex arms 😂

Be nice to stumpy Cavill.

Yes notice how broad the shoulders are on Choi. The tradeoff of the short limbs is very square, sturdy trunk. Cavill was so effective as Superman because of his strong core which made him seem so powerful. Brandon Routh who has more of a classical swimmer’s build, was less so.

Both Henry and McBongo have T-Rex arms.

R50 What a weird post... What are you going on about?

Cavill has a long torso. Couple that with overbulking up the chest, biceps and shoulders and you too will appear short armed.

They also tend to shoot him from odd angles which emphasize these traits.

Jesus Christ just accept that he has short arms already, randos on Twitter do

I'm Henry's boyfriend, I was so upset about all of this that Henry wanted to comfort me, he even tried to but his arms around me...

That's Ok, Henry, it's the thought that counts 😂

^ *put*

I'm sorry, I was laughing too hard 🤣

According to this article, last time it was you who wrapped his arms around him R66 R67

[quote]There's nothing that debunked the photoshop and body doubles theories yet IMO

After studying that pic it seems that her angle and placement could very well be photoshopped. She looks as if she's not engaged with the other two. 😅

@r68, "According to this article, last time it was you who wrapped his arms around him"

Well, one of us had to and it sure wasn't going to be Stubs Cavill

His arms and hands look much smaller than Jason's.

R71 I'd rather have small arms than looking like an animal

^ Yeah, think I'll take the animal... At least he could hug me

Was henry toothy tile?

Wasn’t that Jake Gyllenhaal, R74?

MmmmMoa.

R75 People say that but I personally think the toothy tile story applies to an actor who is dirty blonde and has big teeth. The story totally adds up with that guy I shall not name, including the secret child but no one will believe me! Henry has small teeth I think, so I don't think he is toothy tile.

R77 Now why wouldn't you name him? Jesus Christ, it's not like you're gonna get sued.

JFC Ted Casablanca got fired because he had a mental slip and actually wrote Jake in one of the columns.

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@r69, I agree, the more I look the more she seems to be staring at nothing there. The photo of them walking away is so blurry it could be anyone 🤔

R71 look at how large MoMo's feet are also, in comparison to Cavill's. He is a giant standing next to a keebler elf. Of course Cavill's arms look short when King Kong is visiting.

This will all be cured if he stops trying to look like a roided out gym addict. Then he will appear more proportional.

Henry is hot. I hope you have an all hurt his feelings. But I’m prepared to do whatever it takes to make them feel better.

[Quote] I thought he was ambitious and a little smart but I see that he isn't

If he was smart he would drop Dany.

[Quote] This whole thing only generates jokes and backlash, it doesn't benefit his career at all... why is HC still doing this so badly?

Contract.

Stop blaming Dany for Henry’s foolishness. Careerwise he is doing as well as he possibly can. He is one of the highest paid actors on television and he gets long hiatuses for movie projects. Dany cannot make him unboring or less socially retarded. If you are+a fan, you’re just goin*to have to accept that is who he is.

R82 According to this site, Henry has the same shoesize has Momoa but when looking at that one picture, this can't be true. Is Momoa wearing lifters for larger feet???

R86, one difference is the shoe styles--heavy boots vs sleek suede. And the perspective, where one is in front visually emphasizing the size difference.

But I'd be willing to bet that MoMo's feet are still bigger.

I can't believe that's the best he can do. She has to be a beard.

LOL! Dude behind him is his guy. "Quirky" plain Jane next to him is the beard.

Like Tom Cruise he comes across as asexual to me.

Asexual my ass. Both Tom amd Henry fuck. Believe it!

Ugly, basic fraus gobble this shit up! "If she can get him, so can I..." He knows what he's doing.

Ugly basic frau-adjacent here:

We are not fooled, and we don't approve.

R92 - You're a smart one then!

[quote] She has to be a beard.

It is confirmed that she is

I wonder what they talk about when they need to show themselves outside together.

I would subject Henry to a classic "Short Arm Inspection" and he would enjoy it.

[quote] I wonder what they talk about when they need to show themselves outside together.

Groceries.

[quote] LOL! Dude behind him is his guy.

Some say this guy is the same guy from the beginning of this charade, what do you think?

R98 Is this MR. Shutterstock?

They talk about how she can improve her looks through dress and styling.

Apparently, it isn't working.

Florida is a wasteland.

R98 don't think it's the same guy. But he might know Natalie.

#FreeHenry

I can't be bothered to read this entire thread, but Ft. Lauderdale? Who buys a house in that shithole?

R104 Because LA is full of homeless will they now use Florida's hollywood?

This thread (like most) is Datalounge at peak angry bitter delusion.

How so R106?

Was that photoshopped?🤔