Hillary Clinton says she has tested positive for COVID-19

YAAAAAAS QWEEN!

Luuuuuv Hillz!

All the scolds who bitched about those talking about Justice Thomas' illness will now be posting how much they hope this kills Clinton.

And completely failing to see any contradiction.

Two of my coworkers got it this week (not Hillz and Barack).

She's fine. She's tougher than any man.

She's kinda heavy, are she sure she isn't diabetic?

It's just a false flag distraction and attempt to gain sympathy when we should be focusing on BENGHAZI!

She just claims to have it, this is a PR move for sympathy.

Just fucking die already.

There seems to be quite a few high profile positive cases this week.

She's an icon!

It's a safe bet Bill won't get it. They practice social distancing.

Obesity is a major complicating factor for covid.

She's vaxxed to the moon and back. Feel better Hillz!

Not a fatal case hopefully

So she wasn’t wearing her mask?

Rip Van Winkle @ R16, you can take the mask off

But what about her emails?

You better get well soon, Bitch.

This country needs you for a little while longer.

We love you, Cunt!

Get well soon.

Honestly, I’d be quite sad if Hillary died of CoViD.

I genuinely like her and admire her very, very much, all DL bitchery and kidding aside.

She’s one of my heroes? I guess, and I find her to be one of the coolest women in politics.

I would have loved it had she been our president, and our country suffered GREATLY because she wasn’t.

Get well soon, dear lady.

She would have been an amazing president.

[Quote] She would have been an amazing president.

If it wasn't stolen from her.

Even if she succumbs odds are she's going to run again

Wait - so alien lizard people can get Covid? Eating babies and drinking their blood doesn't stop it?

This hoax virus is more serious than we thought.

Probably the worst presidential candidate ever.

[quote]She's fine. She's tougher than any man.

Sure. That's why she didn't have the balls to show up at her election night gathering at the Javits Center in New York to face the crowd and give a concession speech after she lost but made John Podesta, a [italic]man[/italic], appear in her stead.

I hate her but still wish her well. Feel better, Cunt.

Why would you hate her? She’s not my favorite politician, but it seems strange to hate her.

R23 I agree. At the very least the voting machine company Election Systems & Software should have been audited for their really odd results. A lot of Republicans were way down in the polls (looking at you Susan Collins) but won anyway. I'm convinced all the bullshit about Dominion the Republicans made up was because Dominion wasn't in their pocket.

Many people hate capable women, r29. Not all of them are men btw.

R30 is a perfect example of how Hillaryism led to Trumpism

R29 She's corrupt beyond belief, a sneering patrician, personally responsible for hundreds of peoples' deaths, and a pathological liar. I'm forever baffled at why anyone would ever like her.

Still, I hope the Satanic devil woman gets well soon.

You watch too much Fox News R33

Did they quarantine the pizza parlor? I love their pizza with a side of little kids

[quote] She’s one of my heroes?

Why are you asking us? We don’t know.

R30 Susan Collins wasn’t up for election that year.

Lol…

Why has it become popular for everyone to announce they have it? Is it some badge of honor?

Just for the record, I’ve had chicken pox, bronchitis, pleurisy, influenza, jock itch, athlete’s foot and toenail fungus.

^ " jock itch"

Need a little scratch? 😉

It must be from eating babies from the pizza shop basement.

R34 It's just reality.

Where do you all get this adoration of her from? She's always been a corrupt joke. She was a known scumbag when she won that Senate seat in NY. She was pathetic as first lady/ co-President.

To reiterate, though- get well soon Hilldawg! Enjoy your grandchildren. Live, laugh, love. Never hold public office again.

Sexy!

[quote] She's always been a corrupt joke. She was a known scumbag when she won that Senate seat in NY. She was pathetic as first lady/ co-President.

Even before that. There was a lot of shady stuff when she was First Lady of Arkansas. People forget that she was on the Board of Directors of Walmart and some of her dealings with them have been kept secret. Remember, she was a Republican once.

R43 Oh yes, union busting and destroying Mom-and-Pop retail at Walmart in the 80s. Slay Sistah Souljah!

R39, you're right. I'm getting my elections mixed up. The weird electronic voting results were in 2020, where Collins was down 10 points in the polls but won anyway.

R37 I mean.

Sleeping pills are making me stupid. Time for bed.

[quote] Why has it become popular for everyone to announce they have it? Is it some badge of honor?

Famous people actually often have public commitments where they are expected to show up and will be missed, unlike you and people tend to speculate when famous people are not heard from. That is why.

Lol R45.

Sleep well, Hun R46.

First Obama tests POZ and now Hilz. This means they're having an affair.

" she was on the Board of Directors of Walmart and some of her dealings with them have been kept secret. "

Oh, come on, even I know she gets the 10% Walmart employee discount

R50 That slutty ginger Psaki's their third.

Clinton and her husband were born to be LIARS.

^ Jen Psaki really has you trolls worried. One thing the right can't handle is a smart woman

She's absolutely delightful!

You have to be some kind of special to think that this psychopath is injected.

Whatever cutting-edge treatments are available for COVID, she'll get them. I'm not worried about Hillary's health.

[quote] Oh, come on, even I know she gets the 10% Walmart employee discount

It may be 10% discount for you and your mother as seasonal help, but for Board of Directors it’s more. Walmart buys about 90% of their crap from China. Tell me Hills hasn’t made some deals there. I bet Hills made China buy 10 million copies of Chelsea’s book I Preserved [sic].

^ Son, stick it up your ass and then rotate a few times, K?

[quote] ^ Son, stick it up your ass and then rotate a few times, K?

I’m sure you’re one of those who believes they restarted the Clinton Global Initiative to help the helpless in this cruel world.

Maybe this time they chose someone other than Chelsea to do the bookkeeping so there won’t be any financial discrepancies.

^ Oh, do shut up you tedious, unfuckable troll. Take your BS elsewhere

Yeah, Clinton should run it like Trump's charity, you know, like stealing money from a children's cancer charity to get a giant-ass portrait of yourself painted.

My un-vaxxed grandmother, who is nearly 100 years old, got COVID and lived to tell.

Hillary and Obama get covid at the same time...deliberately dosed by someone?

R64 Dosed? How do you dose someone with a virus?

^ Perhaps a heavy sneeze in their face 🤔

If you can dose them with cyanide, you can dose them with a virus.

Good hope that cunt finally dies.

^ She won't... Sorry for your disappointment 🤣

I always feel like she's part centaur, I don't know why.

I hope she lives forever just to spite R68.

[quote] Good hope that cunt finally dies.

Oh, it died years ago. Once Chelsea was born, the cunt was dead, finito, closed for business. That’s why I went looking elsewhere.

R67 Not if I have anything to say about it.

Not True - Nothing more than an Attention Getting Ploy for Pelosi, Hillary, and Anderson Cooper. Sarah Jessica needs an excuse to close the show with dismal ticket sales;