Colton Underwood posts "engagement photos"

Congrashulations honeys!

He’s not a virgin anymore. When will Tim Tebow lose his?

Maybe he's saving himself for marriage, R2.

Now this is gonna be one hell of a supersonic train wreck!

Damn that was fast!

Colton: “I’m gay and I do!”

He is marrying the first big cock he ever got. Typical coming out. The first time you have sex, you fall in love.

His fiancé looks kinda old and not that good looking which makes me think I could have had a chance with Colton!!

Congrats!... It will end in tears

R7, we all had a chance with Colty! Now his dreams are dead.

I don’t understand - Paul Rusconi was Jordan C Brown’s sugar daddy - and Colton’s no pappi, more puppy, so how’s it going to work? Lesbian bed-death?

I give it a week…. A mini-series at most…

It’s that Mid-Western upbringing.

“Well, if you’re going to make the choice to be gay, you’d better not shack up! Get married!”.

Well, he lived in my parent’s hometown. I’m sure I could’ve found him on Grindr or Scruff. I’m in my 40s and all I attract are 24-28 year olds with daddy issues. It would’ve been a piece of cake!

he said a couple weeks ago on Andy Cohen's show that he likes daddies.

I could’ve had a psycho, rich sugar baby!! DAMN!!!

I'm happy for Colton, but still think it's a little fast. You marry the first man you date without seeing what else is out there?

Is this for his reality show deal?

Why didn't he force them to hire a better looking husband for him?

That houndstooth dinner jacket is ghastly.

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Will Colton stalk this daddy like he stalked the bachelorette??

@r1, "Congrashulations honeys!

—LIzscha"

Oh, LIzscha, that's so kind of you considering you wanted yet another Gay husband for yourself

Hasn't this guy had his 15 minutes? I mean, really, who the fuck is he?

[quote] Paul Rusconi was Jordan C Brown’s sugar daddy

Rusconi's very hot, a talented artist, and has 2 beautiful biological daughters by a surrogate. He may be a daddy, but it's "Jordy" who's the legendary top. Impossibly thick and reportedly really knows how to use it. Colton is probably dickmatized.

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Completely forgot about colton

His new chin is a bit too prominent

these pictures don't look staged at all.

His intended looks like a white Tyler Perry.

Op's pic is at restaurant LA RESERVE in Nice. I always go when in Nice

He married Jm J. Bullock?

It's surely some kind of arrangement? That guy looks old enough to be his Dad and isn't even the hot kind of daddy.

[QUOTE] That houndstooth dinner jacket is ghastly.

Truly. I hope he burned it afterward.

R10, I find it difficult to believe that a handsome, artistically inclined and rich man like Paul Rusconi would ever waste money on a man who looks like a melting ventriloquist's dummy. Either Jordan C Brown is a beast in bed or he is using black magic of some sort, because he is not attractive at all.

As for Colton, he is plastic from head to toe: very handsome indeed, but ultimately sterile, bland and featureless. As someone mentioned recently to me "he has the nondescript good looks of a part time catalogue model".

"The Bachelor alum, 30, amped up the PDA as he cozied up to his husband-to-be, 38..."

38? Gurl.

R34 Yeah 38 plus at least another 10.

Where are they registered?

His husband looks like a better looking Perez Hilton.

International Male, #36.

What does this man even do? Why is he famous?

here R39, this is his claim to fame

Wait, he's married already? But it was only last year that I watched a couple of minutes of that doc where he tells Gus Kenworthy he might be into a daddy-type of a guy. Well, daddy got money and I'm sure he lets him play around. Good for him, he's settled for life now.

THAT'S the best he could do?

Wait. That isn’t Perez Hilton?

Eww.

Piling on the Perez Hilton thing… Had to do a double take.

R23 oh my sides! Brown is a bottom from space.

Lesbians.

It’s interesting the lengths some people will go through for a dollar.

Surely there's a TV show in the works to cover the engagement and marriage.

Gus Kenworthy will be either Colton's best man or the officiant at the wedding.

R39 He was on The Bachelor (a dating show where a guy goes on dates with women) and then revealed he was gay.

While neither should generate much interest, you know the world we live in.

Nah, I'm good.

R39, he was also associated with various teams in the NFL. Looks like several teams tried him.

[quote] Gus Kenworthy will be either Colton's best man or the officiant at the wedding

This loser ? no way . Gus is so 2021. We've already asked Jacob E.

R37 so lipstick on a pig?

When did Perez Hilton grow a beard and why is that guy marrying him?

Colton’s marrying an ugly Perez Hilton impersonator because he’s broke and has bills to pay.

Will Beanie sing “Don’t Rain on my Parade” at their wedding?

R55 but he could land almost any gay top so why settle for Perez Hilton?

That top is rich and hung he could find a much better bottom than plastic bloated freak Colton.

R57 It seems like Colton wants a long term relationship. I agree he could find a much hotter top his age, but I don't think many of them would want a long term relationship with him.

Okay but what's Colton's OnlyFans?

Yuck

I don't know why he's famous and why he thinks he's so brave and awesome for coming out. People come out every fucking day under worse circumstances. That was so obnoxious. And he's a victim despite going on The Bachelor and stalking a woman out of fear of being outed ..Well it worked for him because people are talking about him and his no talent ass. Hope he's happy

Maybe they love one another

[quote] Looks like several teams tried him.

Not mention several of his teammates.

Colton Underwood recently showed off on his Instagram stories a pair of socks that he was wearing that said "Trophy Husband".

He could do better.

You mean this r65?

I know I have more substance than this. Most of you agree about this for yourself. This is for show unless proven otherwise.

Yes that's it r67.

He looks good, did he stop drinking, less bloated and pufffy?

Why do gays do that weird smile; show gums, but that too much!

Dats da suck job!

His 15 minutes ended right on time.

Don't know who these two fruits are, but the one on the right looks like Perez Hilton.

Is it Perez Hilton?

omg I love "fruits". That's so much better than queers.

Our day of love. Our night of debauchery.

R24's photo of the fruit on the left with his head thrown back as he laughs.

This is why they hate us.

Hell, this is why I hate us!

Fruits, fruits everywhere and not a man in sight.

Fug,both of them.

All of us can only dream of such happiness and such perfection. He really IS the dream. He is the ideal. This is what gay life should be. Do I see a rainbow ? do I hear birds tweeting happily in the evergreen forest of love ? This is making me feel like dancing, singing, I'm going to give my lunch to a homeless today. I'm going to write my grandmother a poem. I'm going to sharpy " you're precious" onto a banana and send it to a prostitute. Love IS a many splendored thing.

Maybe they should just transition, R76?

I'm so excited !!!!! when can I buy the merch ????

They both look like they were drawn by a caricaturist at a theme park.

Will Ken be the flower girl?

I would be happy for him if he wasn't a narcissistic asshole. I don't care he grew up in a fundie home or played football. Going on The Bachelor, pretending to be straight and stalking one of the female contestants was creepy. Then his coming out seemed to just about saving face. He's an opportunist who will do anything for attention. Just the other Colto

I always think Clayton Underwood is a sexy

I’m a sucker for the cornball novelty spinning tie routine too.

I do wish him happiness. Running from those hags on "The Bachelor" for a global audience is more than enough torment for a lifetime. I hope he doesn't try to commercialize this engagement/wedding thing. I hope he has a quiet, peaceful, fulfilling life.

[quote] I would be happy for him if he wasn't a narcissistic asshole. I don't care he grew up in a fundie home or played football. Going on The Bachelor, pretending to be straight and stalking one of the female contestants was creepy. Then his coming out seemed to just about saving face.

OK, but just think of all the young men who kill themselves rather than come out. What Colton did was untoward but certainly less extreme than suicide. Try not to hate him too much.

That is a homely ass queen, Colton!

Also, who is this guy? Is he really that rich? His LinkedIn page has a whiff of phony to it, but I could be wrong.

Colton wants to walk down the aisle to “Money” from the “Cabernet” soundtrack.

Does Mr. Underwood have a career? I’m not sure what his contribution will be to this relationship. Will he be a house husband?

I'm sure they fuck girls together and separately.

No way are those two "gay."

I think Claton got scared from all those wonky bitches chasing him. Demi and Tia come to mind.

He once played the emcee in a college production of Cabernet

When he was in high school, he drove his cousin's used Volkswagen Cabernet.

He stores his drinking glasses right-side up in the Cabernet.