Shocking humiliation for Diana Ross

lol. Cringey.

OMFG, you can't make this shit up! Miss Ross is on five phones at once channeling her anger in a room full of catsuits that are still wet from 1983's catastrophe in Central Park. Rumour has it she's still trying to sue the rain.

I think Tony Bennett is suffering from dementia and can barely croak out a note. I don’t know how he got an album out in the last year. Miss Ross should be in much better shape. Of course she’s almost 20 years younger.

I suppose this was somebody else's fault too.

Baby, Baby, Where Did My Youth Go?

Miss Warwick’s soul briefly left her body and ascended into heaven when this happened

I don't think Diana Ross really cares about shit like this anymore. She's old and basically retired.

Idiot contestants

Black don't crack! This even baffles nerds!

I'm sure she doesn't care.

[quote]I think Tony Bennett is suffering from dementia and can barely croak out a note.

I think you are an idiot. Correction: I KNOW you are an idiot.

Oh, dear.

What is karma, Ken?

That's the funniest shit I've heard in years.

As long as they call me "Miss Ross" I'm fine

^ But, mommy, I want to be "Miss Ross"

Shut up, Evan

Florence Ballard & Mary Wilson are in heaven laughing.

I would have guessed Madonna

For R10.

^ Ooh, excellent gotcha :)

They can think I'm 95, as long as they know that I outlived both Florence and Mary. HA!

Has Miss Warwick commented yet?

It's only Diana's pussy that's 95.

She put a LOT of extra miles on that twat.

There was a reason it was called the Penis Fly Trap in the Motown offices.

I was always called the "Pretty One".

95 is the new 77.

I guess black do crack, Miss Ross.

Dead is the new 80.

R6, SEVENTH heaven, Baby. I had TRANScended to the Lord's All-Giving Love and had no need to come back. But I must live, if only to share the story, so Damont slammed the adrenaline hypo into my chest. I woke with a smile.

Although, in their (legal) defense, Diane does look like something out of the Cairo Museum. Well, except for the Goodyear Blimp part. And you know how bad it's gotten with all those wigs and things she puts on her head to try to make everything be-low look smaller?

She's got live black cats on her head in recent photos. Live cats drugged with chamomile and CBD. She said, "It takes live bodies to give my do the living body my fans expect.

She DO sound 95, don't she now?

He'll collapse onstage and Gaga will start beating on him screaming, "Goddamn you get up- I'm tired of losing!".

R18, I didn't mean that the other poster was an idiot for reporting that Tony Bennett has Alzheimer's, which is true. He's an idiot for writing "I think Tony Bennett is suffering from dementia and can barely croak out a note," because (a) It has been incredibly well documented, on national TV and in many other places, that Bennett has Alzheimer's, so there is no "thinking" about it, and (b) Bennett proved in that Radio City Music Hall concert with Lady Gaga, televised just last year, that he can still do much more than "croak out a note."

Sorry if I wasn't clear about the details of the other poster's idiocy.

r29 you sound like a real cunt

@r29, From the article...

"Tony Bennett has Alzheimer's disease, the most common form of age-related dementia. "

Why don't you just apologize for being a dick?

"Don't I look marvelous for 95? Everybody, 🎶Reach out and touch somebody's hand..."

Somewhere, Mary Wilson is cackling her ass off.

"Serves DIANE right."

So good to see Miss Warwick alive and enjoying life at r27.

Relish this time and spread the word, as only you can.

R31, I'm sorry your reading comprehension is so bad that you don't understand what I meant even after I clearly explained it at R29.

^ That's right hold on to being a dick, 'cause that's all you're armed with

Loser

[quote] She's got live black cats on her head

Does she think she's Stevie Nicks now?

Has she ever kicked a girl in the cunt bone?

^ Several...

[quote]Has she ever kicked a girl in the cunt bone?

Some little white girl at the dedication of the Diana Ross Playground in Central Park..

R36, the loser is the person who "thinks" Tony Bennett is suffering from Alzheimer's (but doesn't know for sure, even though it was national news) and disrespectfully insists that Tony "can barely croak out a note, " even though he gave a concert with Lady Gaga at Radio City Music Hall less than a year ago. Perhaps that loser is you? Or maybe you're just another one.

Here is a clip of Tony from that Radio City concert, for the benefit of both you assholes.

^ Oh, do shut up, you tedious old bitch

I don't need to add anymore, R41, the clip speaks for itself.

^ Does this mean you'll finally shut-up and admit you were wrong?

Did hell freeze over?

R43, why don't you take a trip there and send us a first-hand report as to whether or not hell has frozen over?

I wasn't wrong about anything, sweetheart.

^ Oh, snap!

Three people and a well written article from AARP called you out, but you just keep holding on to your convictions... I hope they keep you warm at night

R41 😂 😆 😝

Baby, baby, where did the last century go?

ALL OF YOU NEED TO FUCKING LEAP INTO A FUCKING GREASE FIRE ALREADY!!!!!!! Negative fucking cuntscabs from hell!

^ We love you too😍

Happy 78th Birthday Diana Ross! 3/26/4. Aries

Happy 95th birthday, Diana!

Do I really have to pay for a playground in Central Park?

R40 It's amazing that TB could give that performance, and two days later, he had no memory whatsoever of giving it. The cruel, yet amazing brain.

[quote]Three people and a well written article from AARP called you out...

None of them "called me out," because I WAS NOT arguing that Tony Bennett doesn't have Alzheimer's, which I have now explained at least twice. Truly, the reading comprehension levels of some of you people is shocking.

[quote]It's amazing that TB could give that performance, and two days later, he had no memory whatsoever of giving it.

Yes, that thrilling performance in which he sang far, far better than "croaking out" a few notes. Contrary to what a certain idiot wrote above, which is part of the reason why I called him out.

You two with all this bickering back and forth are overshadowing Miss Ross's humiliation

That Final Jeopardy clue was informative for two reasons:

!) I did not realize Tony Bennett is Ninety-Fucking-Five years old (clearly I live under a rock)!

2) I did not realize there are folks out in these streets who think Diana Ross is Ninety-Fucking-Five years old!

You learn something knew ever day as they say.

@r55, r54, is as humiliated as Miss Ross, so it works

I can't believe how stupid they were! I got the answer right away. They showed the CBS Tony Bennett special with lady gaga a few months ago.

He has a concert every year on his birthday at radio city music hall.

He sounded amazing for a 95 year old.

I wanted to go to this concert but it was too expensive and even the nosebleeds were 600 or 700 bucks. Lots of celebs and politicians attended.

That Radio City concert was his final performance. He has retired.

That's racist

Someone told me that Diana transitioned in 2020.

^ From what to what?

I sense Dionne’s hocus pocus mumbo jumbo witch doctor spells came through

On the plus side, though, at least those two Jeopardy contestants seem to be aware that Diana, oops, Miss Ross released new music last year. 😀

Diana Ross is probably laughing at this.

^ Miss Ross doesn't laugh

Right she doesn’t laugh. She’s a bitch.

[quote]Diana Ross is probably laughing at this.

What part of the concept of diva do you not understand?

Diane always did lie about her age...

And everything else

Shit she told the director of the wiz that she was 15 when she was 35

Honey, if you think that was humiliating

You should've seen all the dick Diane had to suck backstage

I would have guessed Vera Lynn

Vera Lynn. I'm not familiar with her work at all, but several years ago I recall scrolling past her version/video of a British patriotic song. Rule Brittania, perhaps? Oh yes, she's British.

^ Sorry, but after searching I see that vid was Land of Hope and Glory

It wouldn't surprise me if Tony Bennett were still able to 'croak out a note,' because according to the Mayo Clinic:

[quote] Research suggests that listening to or singing songs can provide emotional and behavioral benefits for people with Alzheimer's disease and other types of dementia. Musical memories are often preserved in Alzheimer's disease because key brain areas linked to musical memory are relatively undamaged by the disease.

^ My dad is the same age as Tony Bennett with the same issues. It's amazing he remembers every single thing that happened to him prior to 1949, but everything after, not so much :(

If Diana had any sense, she would hit the late night talk shows and have a laugh with it....it would do wonders for her image.

watching YouTube videos of The Supremes is my happy place right now and Miss Diana Ross IS QUEEN, who probably couldn't care less, stop trying to start shit

^ Hahahahahaha! Calm down, cupcake, Miss Ross will be just fine

Ross showing her age as she performs her swan song(s) at 77 years. Pity she's under appreciated. Won't see another Ross.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Diane's 95 years of shocking betrayals!

When you see her childhood photos (hand-colored) taken just after the Civil War, you get a sense of how much work Berry put into her to get her that Ebony Marilyn But Slimmer look. Obviously she was heading back from gigging for frogs at the pond.

I think I'll leave this one unsigned. Fucking lawyers. Have to be careful after all those puff-puff arrests.

R72 Berkeley Square & White Cliffs of Dover are pure buttah!

I wouldn’t be surprised if Miss Ross tries to beat Tony’s record and release her own album at 96. She definitely likes to be #1.

R29 is absolutely correct and it's the other poster who was a dick, and an ignoramus, for the "can't croak out a note" remark.

Thanks for your support, R86. Clearly, those of us who are able to understand what we read should not take that ability for granted :-)

^ Ooh, you finally found someone to agree with you. How special you must feel 🤣

What year was it she refused to give up her seat on that bus?

I think it's a fair guess. I thought she's over 80 myself and knowing most celebrities subtract 5-10 years from their real age, it will result to about 90+

[quote]Miss Ross’ attorneys are probably filing lawsuits at this very moment.

Hardly likely. Miss Ross would simply push them.

R88, it's clear that you are the "special" person here. As in "special needs."

^ 🤣🤣🤣 You're a trip, Pumpkin

The cats look hungry

Have you seen the 1968 network TV special, TCB, R78?

The disrespect!

I can’t think of anything worse 🙏

R94 Thanks for posting. I loved this. I miss seeing people perform before a live audience. And those costumes were FABULOUS! They did such a great job!

You're welcome, R97. I agree. They were all so immensely talented. Here's another video you may have not seen. It's Diana Ross and The Supremes live in concert at Amsterdam, 1968. It's interesting to see their act in full, and not how much they veered away from their hits, opting for popular music showcasing their (her) talent.

The Supremes are fabulous in concert, but why are they singing so fast in R34’s video? Poor Miss Ross can barely catch her breath. She certainly can’t sing at that pace now that she’s 95.

Maybe they’re just trying to get every hit on a one hour TV show?

R98 Mary and Cindy's mics were turned up way too high!

I'm sending Nippy out on the emoji pig and sniggering bitch queen here who have distracted from the true outrage of mistaking Diana for a mere 95-year-old lady.

Correction. Diana looks like a 95-year-old BAG lady.

But THAT at least should bring everyone together here.

And Tony Bennett had an IQ of 75 on a good day, so maybe this dee-mentia thing will work out better for him. And stop being mean to Gaga. She is VERY generous with her quality supplies.

Oh, and it was common knowledge that after 1968 Diane's was the only mic that was turned on. The other two always were taken out of a kids' toy package and there were no wires in them. The only time you ever heard Mary and Cindy was when Diane's mic accidentally picked them up because it had to be turned up so high to capture Diane's little fucking mouse-fart vocal oozings.

I never heard of her when I was growing up. She was already very olden!

Here is the moment. Alex would have made a snarky remark.

She turns 78 today. Only 17 more years until that new album comes out.

I can’t believe she’s pretending she’s only 78.

Is Cindy Birdsong still alive?

Love it! Anyone remember this?

[quote] Ross accused the security officer of touching her breast during the check. She responded by touching the security officer’s breast, asking, “How do you like it?”

^ Miss Ross will use any excuse to grab some tit...

Happy Birthday Miss Ross!

You don't look a day over 94.

HBD Miss Ross!

....

Do you think this guy is cute?

[quote] mouse-fart vocal oozings

Read her, Miss Warwick! Let that skinny mop headed bitch finally be called out for FILTH!

I always got her confused with Michael Jackson