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I want to eat an entire pie

But so can’t decide which pie to purchase.

Help me, DataLounge, you’re my only hope.

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by Anonymousreply 84July 10, 2022 11:04 PM

I just bought a strawberry-rhubarb pie this afternoon. But I'll eat over a few days.

by Anonymousreply 1March 20, 2022 10:39 PM

Is cheesecake a pie? It has a crust like thing to qualify. Right? My answer is cheesecake!

by Anonymousreply 2March 20, 2022 10:41 PM

Hair

by Anonymousreply 3March 20, 2022 10:42 PM

You will feel like shit after you eat it.

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by Anonymousreply 4March 20, 2022 10:48 PM

Ummm. Pie!

by Anonymousreply 5March 20, 2022 10:49 PM

Depends on which hemisphere you are living in.

What's fresh?

If nothing yet, mince or pecan or some kind of cream/custard pie.

by Anonymousreply 6March 20, 2022 10:53 PM

Shepherd's pie. With ketchup.

by Anonymousreply 7March 20, 2022 10:54 PM

I love any fruit pie but razzleberry is my favorite. Then pecan. And I'd stab someone to get to a good pecan pie.

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by Anonymousreply 8March 20, 2022 10:56 PM

Chicken pot pie.

by Anonymousreply 9March 20, 2022 11:00 PM

You need to try my upside-down Nectarine Tart.

by Anonymousreply 10March 20, 2022 11:04 PM

Crack pie from Milk Bar.

by Anonymousreply 11March 20, 2022 11:05 PM

If you FEEL hungry for one, get a whole one and eat it in one sitting! This is what my nutritionist has taught me.

by Anonymousreply 12March 20, 2022 11:06 PM

Never heard of an upside down tart.

Recipe PLEASE.

by Anonymousreply 13March 20, 2022 11:11 PM

I ate half a pumpkin pie with lots of whipped cream and truly regretted it. No, I didn’t die but it hurt.

by Anonymousreply 14March 20, 2022 11:15 PM

You should try my fruit tartines. Chefs kiss*

by Anonymousreply 15March 20, 2022 11:15 PM

Oh please you fat whore , like you will stop at just one pie.

by Anonymousreply 16March 20, 2022 11:17 PM

I'd like to eat a mutton pie made with butterflies that sleep among the wheat.

by Anonymousreply 17March 20, 2022 11:27 PM

Pumpkin and Apple pie are my favorites.

by Anonymousreply 18March 21, 2022 12:06 AM

Don’t try to eat it all at once. The trick is to give yourself 24 hours. Eat nothing else.

. . .one would imagine.

by Anonymousreply 19March 21, 2022 5:04 AM

French Apple. Pie with FROSTING!

by Anonymousreply 20March 21, 2022 5:51 AM

What does Patti's buttermilk pie taste like? J'adore a good custard tart. Is this similar?

by Anonymousreply 21March 21, 2022 7:54 AM

Turnip pie. Yes, it's a thing.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 21, 2022 8:23 AM

You can make a pie from any root vegetable or fruit. If pumpkin, why not turnip? Just add butter and sugar.

by Anonymousreply 23March 21, 2022 8:51 AM

R21, buttermilk pie tastes similar to pecan pie, but more luscious.

by Anonymousreply 24March 21, 2022 10:00 AM

Lemon meringue or coconut custard please.

by Anonymousreply 25March 21, 2022 12:24 PM

Pie eaters are afraid of commitment unlike cake eaters!

by Anonymousreply 26March 21, 2022 12:29 PM

Shoo-Fly Pie

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by Anonymousreply 27March 21, 2022 12:40 PM

When in Chicago, try Hoosier Mama's chicken tomatillo pie with cornmeal crust. Heaven on a plate.

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by Anonymousreply 28March 21, 2022 4:09 PM

Then you must try my Banana Cream Pie - it’s

FABULOUS

by Anonymousreply 29March 21, 2022 6:25 PM

r29 Bought one just today. Zeppoli are gone until next year, and I was craving something custard-y with fruit. Tripped on down to Termini's to get one of their terrific Banana Cream pies. Firm crust, thick vanilla custard, lots of banana slices, stabilized whipped cream and chocolate shavings. The 8" pie is big enough(and rather heavy for the size) for 6 quite nice servings, and a very good price at $15.00.

Many years ago when I was in the service and home on leave, I went to Termini's to get some pastries for a big family dinner. The nice young woman helping me choose various items informed me that they were all out of Banana Cream pies, one of my faves even then. The old man, Mr. Joseph Termini, saw me in my uniform and told me to wait. Not 5 minutes later he returns with a BC pie, which he had gone in the back and made special just for me. I thanked him profusely, then he turned to the young woman and said "No charge." He gave me a little salute and disappeared into the back once again. That particular kindness is just one of the reasons I am such a faithful customer to this day. Salute Giuseppe!

by Anonymousreply 30March 21, 2022 8:26 PM

My favorite pie is a cake. It's wicked good.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 21, 2022 9:09 PM

People! Cakes are cakes and pies are pies and never shall the two meet!

by Anonymousreply 32March 21, 2022 10:55 PM

I have a cream pie in my hole that's been baking for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 33March 22, 2022 3:02 AM

Key Lime Pie! Eat it all.

by Anonymousreply 34March 22, 2022 3:05 AM

Hostess lemon pie

by Anonymousreply 35March 22, 2022 3:06 AM

Like Rooney Mara in A Ghost Story?

by Anonymousreply 36March 22, 2022 3:11 AM

Marionberry is the bomb, but usually only available in OR and WA; very occasionally CA though.

by Anonymousreply 37March 22, 2022 3:15 AM

Pecan. With a scoop of vanilla ice cream

by Anonymousreply 38March 22, 2022 3:18 AM

R30 what a sweet story thanks for sharing! I looked up the bakery and it looks amazing!

by Anonymousreply 39March 22, 2022 3:30 AM

R37 I have had marionberry pie once in my life and have never forgotten it. I was waiting for marionberries to appear in Southern California last summer to make a cobbler or some thing and they never came. The Willamette Valley area of Oregon had a really bad heat wave and killed off most of the marionberry crops. It was very sad. Hopefully this summer they’ll have a good crop!

by Anonymousreply 40March 22, 2022 3:31 AM

Mmm the Marionberry milkshakes at burgervillle are one of my favorite things to get when I travel to Portland. I wonder why they don’t grow in other places.

by Anonymousreply 41March 22, 2022 3:35 AM

i'm going to be up in Seattle briefly in June and really hope i can find some, r40!

r41 they grow in some areas of WA as well. They were developed in Marion County, OR in the 50s or 60s...not sure why they couldn't grow elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 42March 22, 2022 3:42 AM

r39 AFAIC Termini's is the premier Italian bakery in South Philly. There are others that have their loyal followers: Isgro's, Varrallo's, Frangelli's, Potito's. Termini's was always our family bakery, there are just some things you don't bake at home because it is better to leave them to the experts.

My late father-in-law's philosophy concerning the dichotomy of cake vs pie: CAKE is for ladies(hearkening back to the days of women's clubs in the home, as each hostess attempted to dazzle her guests with some outstanding, and hopefully unknown to those assembled, cake), PIE is for dessert. The pie conundrum was settled for him because he often stated "I only like two kinds of pie, hot and cold." Right on!💪

by Anonymousreply 43March 22, 2022 2:14 PM

Give me a peach pie any day!

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by Anonymousreply 44March 22, 2022 10:47 PM

Ummmm, peach pie.

by Anonymousreply 45March 26, 2022 11:29 PM

An Oreo mud pie or some such variation.

by Anonymousreply 46March 26, 2022 11:31 PM

Banoffee Pie.

Caramel, Bananas, whipped cream, biscuit crust, so easy, so good.

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by Anonymousreply 47March 26, 2022 11:59 PM

It's now officially summer.

I associate fresh fruit pies with summer.

So, I want to eat a peach pie.

I want to eat a blueberry pie.

I want to eat blackberry pie.

by Anonymousreply 48June 27, 2022 1:20 AM

OP, that is not true Patti pie. Her's is pale, silky and tastes like sweet potato mousse.

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by Anonymousreply 49June 27, 2022 1:35 AM

I bought a cherry pie last week, yum

by Anonymousreply 50June 27, 2022 1:40 AM

OP - Just the one, dear?

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by Anonymousreply 51June 27, 2022 1:42 AM

Does anyone want to eat out my creampie?

by Anonymousreply 52June 27, 2022 1:44 AM

When my dad died I bought a pecan pie and ate it all by myself. Good comfort food but I don't want to think about the calories.

by Anonymousreply 53June 27, 2022 1:53 AM

Even Patti can't eat a whole one of those lead-crusted slop-catchers.

Re said she'd never go near anything Patti baked because she was one of those women who never washed her hands and who always has something nasty under her coke nail.

And it ain't pumpkin.

I mean, you saw how Re acted like Patti had the Ebola at that "Yet Another Farewell Honor for Ol' Leather Boobs" thing.

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by Anonymousreply 54June 27, 2022 1:56 AM

Tastykake. They're manageable.

by Anonymousreply 55June 27, 2022 1:58 AM

That hug between Re and Patti was so icy I caught pnemonia.

by Anonymousreply 56June 27, 2022 1:59 AM

Entire cak >>>>> Entire pie

by Anonymousreply 57June 27, 2022 1:59 AM

I make cakes but I don't make pies so for me a pie is more special

by Anonymousreply 58June 27, 2022 2:01 AM

I did. Last week. In less than twenty-four hours. I actually woke up at 4am craving it. Marie Callender's Lemon Merengue. It was okay, but did hit the spot. Look, I love healthy food and eat salad everyday, but goddammit, sometimes, I just NEED a little bit of something. Or in this case, 6-8 servings of it.

by Anonymousreply 59June 27, 2022 2:05 AM

I love cherry pie but with crumble topping. Pretty much any pie with crumble topping. This one looks good……

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by Anonymousreply 60June 27, 2022 3:54 AM

Honey chiles, I want to make this peach cobbler that looks like a pie so bad. I saw it in NYT cooking, but this is close to the same recipe. Apparently, cobblers down south are frequently made with a top and bottom crust like a pie, but they put a little dough in with the fruit as well. Peaches aren’t good where I live until august, so I guess I’ll have to wait.

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by Anonymousreply 61June 27, 2022 9:48 PM

Peach, sour cherry, key lime, banana cream, coconut cream but not necessarily in that order.

by Anonymousreply 62June 27, 2022 10:17 PM

[quote]I want to eat an entire pie

Hair?

by Anonymousreply 63June 28, 2022 4:25 PM

Chicken pot pie. Quiche Lorraine.

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by Anonymousreply 64June 29, 2022 2:15 AM

Quiche me, Lorraine

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by Anonymousreply 65June 29, 2022 2:17 AM

R65 - Quiche que sais?

by Anonymousreply 66June 29, 2022 11:28 AM

French Silk

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by Anonymousreply 67June 29, 2022 5:41 PM

I just ate 2 big slices of Pecan Pie. It is sooo good. This pie is not going to last the weekend.....

by Anonymousreply 68July 9, 2022 3:06 AM

You pie-eating degenerates need the cak thread. Worse than the trans trolls you lot are, pastry munching scum.

by Anonymousreply 69July 9, 2022 3:08 AM

Sorry r69 pie > cak

by Anonymousreply 70July 9, 2022 3:20 AM

[quote] I just ate 2 big slices of Pecan Pie. It is sooo good. This pie is not going to last the weekend.....

Neither will your pants.

by Anonymousreply 71July 9, 2022 12:25 PM

r32 Pies and cakes have done been twain-ed. Saw photos several years ago of fully baked pies that were placed in layer cake pans, and had cake batter poured over them before being placed in the oven. I'm assuming the batter insulated the pies somewhat, so they would retain at least a modicum of flavor and structural integrity. An abomination to be sure, but you have to admire the ingenuity.

Never say never. 😉

by Anonymousreply 72July 9, 2022 12:53 PM

A pie turducken? A guy doing a NYT Food Section video on Thanksgiving for one baked a pie divided in three parts: pumpkin and two others.

It did not work. Much hilarity ensured.

You can always make baby pies.

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by Anonymousreply 73July 9, 2022 6:35 PM

In terms of eating the whole thing, something with a graham cracker crust would probably be less likely to give you heartburn than a pastry crust. I would similarly avoid fillings made with whole fruit and chocolate because of the lower G.I. side effects. So maybe key lime or lemon.

by Anonymousreply 74July 9, 2022 7:49 PM

French silk is the pie request I always receive during the holidays.

by Anonymousreply 75July 9, 2022 8:06 PM

Pecan Pie Fans: Try making one, yourself.

My mom was a good pie crust maker, but I've heard that Pillsbury frozen is good.

Follow the directions (for the filling) on the Karo syrup bottle.

I've made pecan pie twice. Once as a teenager and once as an older person. Both times with the Karo recipe. Both times very delicious.

by Anonymousreply 76July 9, 2022 8:19 PM

I would love to just eat spoonfuls of the pecan pie filling

by Anonymousreply 77July 10, 2022 1:32 AM

It's fresh peach season.

Any had a fresh peach pie yet?

by Anonymousreply 78July 10, 2022 1:35 AM

Fat whores rejoice. Coconut banana cream pie--coconut crust, banana pudding filling, whipped cream and toasted coconut topping.

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by Anonymousreply 79July 10, 2022 5:07 AM

Yum r79

by Anonymousreply 80July 10, 2022 5:16 AM

Fellow Canadians: is pecan pie the same thing as a giant buttertart with pecans in it? I can't tell the difference.

by Anonymousreply 81July 10, 2022 7:11 AM

The best peach pie I ever had came from the purple Company's Coming Desserts recipe book my mom had in her collection in the 80s/90s. Not for those watching their waistline but ugh, sooooo good. Possibly more cheesecake than pie?

by Anonymousreply 82July 10, 2022 7:12 AM

Mrs. Smith's frozen pecan pie is soooo delish that I even ate the box it came in!

by Anonymousreply 83July 10, 2022 2:53 PM

r79's coconut banana cream pie looks wonderful

by Anonymousreply 84July 10, 2022 11:04 PM
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